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The guests all stared at Han Jue with wide eyes, and the one who was named had an unnatural face and could hardly control himself.
However, Han Jue¡¯s complaints continued.
"Madam, I just heard that the program team was very surprised to have you as a guest. I was actually very surprised. It's not easy for you to find time to come to the scene during your plastic surgery schedule. To be honest, if you If you die, be sure to cut your face into small pieces to prevent birds from eating the plastic and causing indigestion, otherwise this is considered animal cruelty."
??This plastic surgery is so obvious that no one dares to complain about it, so Han Jue doesn¡¯t have any worries. It¡¯s such a big problem and it¡¯s uncomfortable not to complain about it.
"There is another person whose goal is so big that it is difficult not to notice it. It makes people very worried that every time he bites his fingernails, he has to fry his hands to make them taste good." This is a complaint about the chubby middle-aged uncle.
As if to show his disdain for Han Jue, the uncle started to lick his nostrils.
When Han Jue saw it, he said:
"This greasy uncle, I heard that you also sucked in powder other than vermicelli. I have to sigh. Your nose is like Mr. Chen's sphincter. You really dare to put anything in it."
Mr. Chen is a handsomely dressed man.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then the whole place burst into laughter and cheers.
Professional talk show actors really admire Han Jue. These impromptu talk shows are not bad even if they are used in real performances.
"This man attracted my attention very much. He has a very strange hair style. Look at his face. His specialty is that he is good at hiding his eyes because he is worried about being hit by the pepper spray. Everyone, remember him and don¡¯t give him a chance to commit crimes." This was a response to Xiao Guang, who initially complained about Han Jue.
"The next one is our Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen, you are a legend. Your humor has reached the level of legend."
Mr. Chen was tapped just now, and now he is waiting for Han Jue like a formidable enemy. It is really unexpected to be praised like this all of a sudden.
When the audience heard this, they also politely clapped along.
"Wait a minute, actually, the legends I am referring to are legends like the Shennongjia Savages, the Loch Ness Monster, and the alien spacecraft. Teacher Chen's humor is in the same category as the above legends, that is, we have all heard of them, but who I¡¯ve never really seen it.¡±
The director looked at the boiling scene and was really convinced by what was happening on the stage. He looked at the writers of the program next to him. What were the writers doing? What are you jumping up and down for?
"Next, regarding this one, how good is his performance?"
When everyone thought this was an exclamation, Han Jue added.
"I said [how good] in the literal sense. This is a question. Because when he spoke, I couldn't hear a word clearly."
The audience burst into laughter and blamed themselves for mistakenly thinking that Han Jue was starting to praise others. The words of the guest were indeed a bit hard to hear.
The guest who was complained by Han Jue about being unable to hear clearly stood up and began to say that Han Jue either had an ear problem or was a sissy with a brain problem.
After Han Jue saw the guest standing up, Han Jue looked at the audience with a critical expression and said:
"Has his translator arrived at the scene?"
The atmosphere at the scene was as lively as adding fuel to the fire.
"The next person, you just complained about me very fiercely. I have to admit, I really envy him. He has three variety shows to host, is extremely rich, and has many achievements. Of course, what I envy the most is that he can still Walking on the street without being recognized." The complaint is that in the eyes of Chinese people, black people all look the same.
The black guest immediately became dissatisfied and shouted for a fight.
When Han Jue heard this, he looked at the black guests funny and said:
"Why don't you have a show here?"
The black guest said:
"Because there are too many yellow people here."
Han Jue sneered, looked at the audience, and said calmly:
"This friend came out and explained what [bullying the weak and fearing the strong] means. Please remember this. This is a knowledge point, and the knowledge point needs to be tested."
Then he knocked on the non-existent blackboard next to him with his hand.
The audience at the scene laughed so hard that their faces hurt, and they couldn¡¯t help but start applauding and cheering. A wonderful listing.
Some people who firmly believe that Han Jue is acting in conjunction with the show also have some doubts that Han Jue is really improvising. However, this kind of reaction ability is definitely not illiterate.Literary people can tell and write jokes.
The complaints continue.
"The following person is my colleague, Xiaohan. Xiaohan speaks very slowly. You seem to be enjoying this moment. I just want to remind you that many years later, when you return to work as a waiter in a fast food restaurant, think back to you tonight. The highlight of your life, you will say: I wish I could be more interesting."
In one of her jokes, Xiaohan recalled working in a fast food restaurant. Han Jue's comment was not only a complaint, but also a hidden curse, implying that Lin Yihan's career as a star had failed.
The audience laughed to tears. Han Jue did not complain except for the main guest Lin Qin, but he had already complained about it.
Everyone enjoys the venomous and mean remarks.
¡°In the past, this program was all about cursing people in a roundabout way, but they have never seen such direct complaints. I¡¯ve never seen it before, so I¡¯m very excited and convinced.
Han Jue didn¡¯t know how much time had passed. He thought he had nothing to complain about so he left. The main guest won't complain because she hasn't complained about Han Jue yet, so it's not good to take the initiative to attack.
There are die-hard fans of some guests in the audience who are so conspicuous among the carnival crowd.
So, Han Jue continued:
"Hey, kids, why are you so serious? You are too sensitive. I don't like sensitive people, and I don't like sensitive children either. Let me tell you a story."
"I have a 6-year-old nephew, and I asked him one time what he wanted for his birthday, and he said, 'Uncle Han, I want a Barbie.' I told him, 'Fuck you, you little idiot.' Don't I made a mistake. I don't care if he likes to play with dolls. I don't mind if he wants to wear a skirt. But I won't buy him a Barbie doll. Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations. What expectations? They just do. Let them think it¡¯s easy to twist their heads off.¡±
Everybody was amused.
"So you see, it would be better if the atmosphere is more relaxed. Don't be the joke police. Don't worry, I won't complain about you either. Other viewers should not think about causing trouble all day long."
"When I go down, someone will definitely tell me, 'Han Jue, you are so fucking funny, but after this episode airs, those stupid fans will definitely hate you. Those stupid fans came to see your performance, and finally Hate you so much.¡¯ I would tell him, ¡®No, stupid fans hate my show, and smart fans,¡¯¡±
Han Jue paused for a moment when he said this.
"'Smart fans won't watch my performance, they want to prevent me from being angry to death.'"
The scene was very joyful. In fact, the performance time given to Han Jue was exceeded, but everyone was immersed in Han Jue's special performance. The director team also calmed down from the initial panic, and greedily filmed Han Jue as if they had received an unexpected surprise.
"I actually understand that fans come to scold me. Even though it is considered online violence, I will understand. After all, I am so poisonous, right? I myself am barely an idol, and I have my own fans, once. So I really understand."
¡°Once my parents found out that I smoked, they called me over and asked me to smoke a pack of cigarettes at once. A whole pack of cigarettes, and smoked it all at once. Then they taught me an important lesson,¡±
Han Jue paused and looked at the audience.
¡°Be loyal to the brand.¡±
This sudden commotion really caught me off guard.
The joke itself is not particularly funny. What¡¯s interesting is that after everyone thought that his parents found out, being asked to smoke a whole pack at once was an extreme education. It was another way to get him to quit smoking, but it turned out that this was not the purpose.
This kind of [unexpectedness] is just a very common point in talk shows.
What¡¯s really interesting is that Han Jue combines [loyal star chasing behavior towards celebrities] with [smoking that is harmful to health]. Earlier I said I understood this behavior, but later I used smoking to ridicule it.
If you do n¡¯t ridicule this, the audience will really turn Han Jue.
Amid laughter, Han Jue said thank you to the audience, bowed, and walked back to his seat.
¡°Whoa whoa whoa!~~¡±
"Bullshit!"
"Amazing!!"
All the audience present stood up and applauded Han Jue!
Han Jue was neither complacent nor panic-stricken, just as if he was walking off the stage, with a calm expression and steady steps, as if he had gone off in a circle and come back again.
After Han Jue took his seat, the applause continued. The host simply did not rush him and just looked at Han Jue with everyone.
Although Han Jue only wore a white shirt and jeans, a very simple combination, the audience felt that this man was very different from other entertainers and guests. He seemed to be radiating with light, firmly attracting attention and attention. not open.
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