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This is a targeted manuscript. And it¡¯s a conspiracy between the guests and the program crew.
I just don¡¯t know if my agent is aware of it.
Han Jue sighed.
The next person on stage is also a regular guest and writer on the show.
¡°On the Bihu Q&A website, there was a question asked five years ago, ¡®Why is Han Jue¡¯s exposure getting less and less?¡¯ To this day, no one can answer this question from netizen Han Jue.¡±
"One sentence can make the whole audience burst into laughter. He has great skills and is a master."
"Han Jue, the former Xiao Xianrou, hey, I don't want to say more about Xiao Xianrou. I can't offend Xiao Xianrou, and I can't offend Xiao Xianrou's fans, but Han Jue can say that anyway, he doesn't There aren¡¯t many fans, right, haha.¡±
Han Jue actually thinks it¡¯s very good, but the program team treats them differently and the targeting is too obvious.
"Actually, we made an announcement about Han Jue at two o'clock in the middle of the night last night, because the big-name artist we originally wanted to invite, the big-name and powerful little fresh meat, w.i.n.4 couldn't invite them. Why do you think these people are like this? Why are they two in the middle of the night? Are you still waiting for the announcement?"
"How angry are you? I want to cry after hearing this. Think about it, everyone, hanging up the phone with tears streaming down his face, God has paid off. How sad and pitiful."
¡°I believe the phone number from the program team rang once and was picked up.
¡®(Putting his hand like a microphone and putting it to his ear) Hello, I am Han Jue¡¯s manager. Oh, I¡¯m looking for Han Jue, right? ¡¯
(Remove your hand, pause for a few seconds and then put it back to your ear)
¡®Hello, I¡¯m Han Jue. ¡¯
¡®Ah, hello Han Jue, we are just complaining¡¯
'I go! Um! I go! ¡¯
¡®This, our show is in Shanghai¡¯
¡®I¡¯m in the Magic City! Ah, what a coincidence, I'm in Shanghai. ¡¯
¡®This, the notification fee¡¯
¡®Hey, what are you talking about about money? Look, it¡¯s already two o¡¯clock. It¡¯s getting late. It¡¯s time for me to set off. Uh-huh. ¡¯¡±
The scene was so full of laughter that the guests could no longer speak.
From the perspective of the audience, Han Jue found that the effect of this performance was quite good, and he actually wanted to applaud.
But he couldn¡¯t. Although he disliked his predecessor in his heart, he was indeed offended on his behalf.
Han Jue looked at the script in his hand.
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Han Jue just smiled and leaned on the sofa, thinking about something.
The next guest comes on stage.
"Before, Teacher Huang said that there were good reviews on the Internet about Han Jue's expectation for Han Jue to be on the show. I also saw it. Actually, Teacher Huang, you didn't read carefully. If you clicked in, those netizens were actually fans of other guests. They were looking forward to Han Jue's appearance on the show. I¡¯m looking forward to my idol¡¯s extraordinary performance.¡±
Teacher Huang over there cooperated with a look of enlightenment.
¡°There are stages everywhere in the world, but only Han Jue is constantly being bombarded off the stage.¡±
"I think as long as Han Jue keeps distance from his friends, there is still a possibility that his friends will turn back into humans"
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The recording of the program is coming to an end.
Except for Han Jue and the main guest Lin Qin, who did not appear, everyone else has said it.
So far, both the audience and the program team are very satisfied with this episode.
The host began to introduce Han Jue¡¯s introduction.
"The next one was once one of the Four Little Heavenly Kings of w.i.n.4. Yes, there are always five of the Four Heavenly Kings. Let us invite the fifth Four Heavenly Kings - Han Jue!"
Han Jue breathed out, picked up the script card, and walked down steadily to the exciting music.
The audience has been intrigued by the high-quality jokes in the past, and they are looking forward to Han Jue's hilarious and unexpected comments. Or see how he clears himself up.
However, Han Jue passed by the microphone stand in the middle and only put the manuscript on the stage.
Then he walked straight to where the main guest Lin Qin was.
The director team in the audience didn't know what was going on. The host and the guests were stunned in their seats. The cold-faced man's muscles suddenly tensed up. But before he could rush forward, they saw that Han Jue just shook hands with Lin Qin in a very gentlemanly manner. , separated at the first touch, bowed politely and walked back.
Lin Qin looked at Han Jue's back and smiled. She didn't know what Han Jue was going to do, but she was very interested.
Several people who have hanging hearts, re My heart is at ease.
Whether the audience hates or likes Han Jue, the applause at this time is quite warm.
Han Jue lowered his head slightly, looked at the hand card in his hand, pursed his lips and bit the skin on his lips, as if he was thinking about something.
Under the medium-long black hair, there is an expression that is difficult to fathom.
Gradually, the audience¡¯s applause and cheers stopped.
Han Jue sighed, which was clearly audible through the microphone, and everyone suddenly felt uneasy.
The director team had a bad premonition, but they had no plans to stop it. The situation was not serious yet.
The cold-faced man felt that this was an expected reaction, and he was already thinking about how to end the incident after the accident.
On the stage, Han Jue raised his head.
He glanced at the director team, then at the guests, and finally at the audience, from left to right.
He said to the camera:
"Guess what? I'm not going to read from the manuscript. Let you take a look at the contents of the manuscript first."
The whole place was quiet, and the audience were not sure if this was an arranged session. I looked at the people around me with surprised expressions, and saw that the people around me were also surprised. After exchanging glances, I realized that no one was sure what the situation was.
On the stage, Han Jue raised his hand to chest level, bent slightly, approached the microphone on the stage, and then said artificially in a magical translation voice:
"Oh! Guys, let's see what these wonderful writers wrote on my poor card. I bet these jokes are as gentle as my next door neighbor's Aunt Susan's goldfish. I swear to God. The audience is going to wonder if my writer hasn't read the book, and I swear I'm going to defend your reputation so that you don't read the book, man."
Some staff members who were not too concerned about the excitement covered their mouths and suppressed laughter.
Some viewers seemed to think this was a set stage and found it very interesting.
The devilish tone is already lingering in my mind.
Han Jue on the stage watched the audience recover from the commotion, and saw the eyes of several guests seeming to say "You are dead". The director did not stop, but silently directed and continued filming.
All these reactions made Han Jue smile even brighter.
Since I won¡¯t be an artist after this day, let¡¯s make this [farewell performance] more interesting.
"To be honest, I didn't realize how much of a bastard I am until today. This is the truth. They just complained about me. Over the years, I have always hung out with bad people, gangsters, and uneducated hooligans. But, you guys It¡¯s really unexpected to be here at the same time today.¡±
Han Jue looked at the guests and said.
The host¡¯s expression froze when he saw Han Jue¡¯s nonsense before. Now he sees that Han Jue is still on the track of the performance and thinks it¡¯s so interesting. The impromptu was quite ok and didn¡¯t fall apart.
??Also laughing together was Lin Qin, the guest of honor who was watching the fire from the other side.
"I'm just kidding, you are not worthy of being my friend. I want to ask the planner, where did you find this lineup? I don't even know if this is a complaints show or a meeting of the neighborhood committee. Netizens also have You asked me to get out of the entertainment industry. Seeing these performers on the same stage, haven¡¯t I already rolled to the edge of the entertainment industry?¡±
The audience at the scene could no longer tell whether it was an accident or not. Some audience members, who figured out that the accident was being recorded, laughed loudly with the excitement of watching the fun.
"I'm going to complain one by one. First of all, those two young men still want me to beat you and become famous. Do you think it is so important that you have anti-fans?"
This is in response to the guest who said before that Han Jue loves to hit people. The guest was also in a good mood. He stood up and applauded Han Jue in excitement.
"Next person, your performance combines the joy of finally being on stage and the excitement of being able to speak. When I listened to the host introducing you, he talked about your past difficulties, and I was also worried about you and worried that you would never recover. But Honestly, after watching your stand-up performance, I¡¯ll give you a free piece of advice ¨C just keep trying to kill yourself.¡±
¡°Oh!!~~¡±
The audience in the audience covered their faces and chests, unable to believe what they heard!
Are you so mean? !
Are you really not afraid of being beaten? !
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(Author's words: The main purpose of writing the plot of "Tucao" is to explain the dark history of the protagonist's predecessor in a more interesting way. If I just wrote out the dark history one by one, it would be very boring. So here is In this way.
As for the protagonist, he doesn¡¯t know the other guests, and the things on the hand card are also very mild. He was very unhappy with the state he was in at the time, so if you think he is attacking him personally, yes, he is attacking him personally. , after all, he has no intention of continuing to play in the circle at this time. Making those people unhappy is the main purpose of the protagonist. Being funny is not the main purpose. Being funny is not the main purpose. Being funny is not the main purpose!
The Western style of complaining uses harsh words and has completely different jokes. If you don't like it, just jump. It won't happen again. It's only like this here. Thanks. ) (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)??In this way.
As for the protagonist, he doesn¡¯t know the other guests, and the things on the hand card are also very mild. He was very unhappy with the state he was in at the time, so if you think he is attacking him personally, yes, he is attacking him personally. , after all, he has no intention of continuing to play in the circle at this time. Making those people unhappy is the main purpose of the protagonist. Being funny is not the main purpose. Being funny is not the main purpose. Being funny is not the main purpose!
The Western style of complaining uses harsh words and has completely different jokes. If you don't like it, just jump. It won't happen again. It's only like this here. Thanks. ) (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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