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Laughing and saying "barking dog": No intention of insulting the dog

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    Author: Shi Yuchun

    Dear judges, first of all, please read my title clearly, I said "barking dog" with a smile.  The theme here is "barking dogs", which is neither rabies nor has anything to do with "rabies vaccination"!

    1. Talk about the evolution of dogs

    The prosperity of dogs in China is probably only a matter of modern times. Before that, it was far worse than today. Not only are the breeds rare, but the number is also only a handful.  The earliest and most popular is the so-called "earth dog". This kind of dog is a close friend of the Chinese people.  Cheng: In the era of cultivating foreign countries, adding the word "earth" seems to be somewhat disrespectful. Therefore, the "earth dog" in the past is now the "Chinese pastoral dog".  No matter how foreign the name is, the appearance is still the same. Some dog owners still look down on their "Chinese Garden Dog" because they have no Western blood and no foreign cousins; after comparing with other foreign breeds, even when facing it  , I feel uncomfortable.

    Cixi, how many political achievements this person has, is not to be discussed in the history of the country, regardless of whether the country is wrong, so I will not expand it here.  However, when it comes to keeping dogs, Cixi is very good at it. In the imperial palace, the pugs that were raped by Cixi were regarded as the best. It can be seen that this woman is at least "unusual" in keeping dogs.  "Have a hand".  Adults and gentlemen who are obsessed with history and research can carefully study the history of the Qing Palace. Regarding the experience of Cixi's pugs "Black Jade" and "Snow Ball" in developing smart, well-behaved and pleasant characters, you may be able to do a little research.  The business of getting rich is peddled.  Ever since Mr. Lu Xun spoke rudely to Pug, Pug has always had a bad reputation.

    Later, my husband had the so-called "reservoir dog".  No matter if you are a local dog or a foreign dog, if you don't make it right, you will be in danger of falling into the water. This is a fact that no one can predict.  The phenomenon of the dog in the water is a common phenomenon, but "beating the dog in the water" is a specific phenomenon.  Since the "Chinese Garden Dog" has gradually declined, pugs have gradually become popular, and foreign dogs have begun to invade on a large scale, the dog family has changed from what it used to be.  Letting him fall into the water is no easy task. If you want to beat him hard, you will be cursed by thousands of people and spurned by thousands of people.  Since then, "a dog in the water" has become a historical term, and it has become impossible to "beat the dog in the water".  Today, talking about "reservoir dogs" has completely become a ridiculous topic.

    In addition to the above-mentioned dogs, there is a sudden new trend in today's dog clan for some reason, which is the "barking wind": "No barking" is not enough to scare people; "No barking" is not enough to attract attention; "  Not barking" is not enough to gain fame So, overnight, "barking dogs" became popular.  Today's dog world is dominated by "barking dogs".  Therefore, in the current context, whether it is a big dog or a small dog, whether it is a white dog or a black dog, whether it is a male dog or a female dog, whether it is a young dog or an old dog, whether it is a foreign dog or a native dog, as long as it is  It can "bark", so congratulations to it, it has joined the ranks of "barking dogs", and it has boarded the train of the trend of the dog era.

    The evolution of dogs is roughly as described above, and the family is not as numerous as the ones that have been prepared, so please tell the judges to supplement.

    2. Laughing about the past and present of the "barking dog"

    How did "Baking Dog" come about?  We have to figure it out first, figure it out.

    First of all, it must be clear that all "barking dogs" are not born "barking dogs", most of them are acquired.  For example, when a "Chinese Garden Dog" is born, it is just a "Chinese Garden Dog", and it has the loyalty of guarding the house in its bones; for example, when a pug is born, it is just a pug.  The naive look, the charming docility They originally belonged to each other, but because they were raised in different environments, they received all kinds of strange education and training, all kinds of torture and abuse, and suffered all kinds of blows.  As a result, some of them have the common trait of mania and barking, so they together become a unified category of "barking dogs".

    Secondly, I want to talk about what kind of acquired environment makes a normal dog a "barking dog".

    One is that the dog fights against others, because he was born in a bully's family, raised in a bully's family, and he is used to being domineering. Whenever he has the opportunity, he will bark, bark, and bark, to seize the home court, and to occupy the right to speak.

    One is that dogs rely on relatives and friends, because the owner of the dog is a friend of the bully, or the dog's family is also raised in the bully's family, which becomes their capital.  The Chinese have always had the habit of "beating a dog to see its owner", so the barking of a "barking dog" can also serve as a substitute for the owner's demonstration and deterrent effect.

    One is that dogs are popular. There has been a saying in ancient China that "one dog barks, and many dogs bark". In the era when "barking dogs" were popular, asA member of the family, non-"barking" is not enough to prove that it is a good dog.

    3. Laughing and talking about the performance of "barking dogs"

    Below, list the performance of "barking dog".

    One is to use the master's back momentum to bark wildly on various occasions, and it will never end without shocking everyone.

    One is to make use of the occupied stage to make a big fuss, to find excuses and find excuses for the affairs of the dog.

    One is to shamelessly raise the background and backing, so that those who try to beat it dare not do it.

    One is to eat dog food bought with black money from the owner who bullies men and women, but speaks innocence and justice without shame.

    One is to talk about "canine equality" with ordinary dogs after occupying the owner's innate superior resources.

    Such sounds, barking and shaking the sky, can be included in the "barking dog" category.

    4. The hazards and treatment measures of "barking dogs"

    (1) Harm

    "The barking dog" is very harmful, and it is not alarmist to say it.

    Disrupting the peace of the Qingping world is the first evil deed.

    Leading bad newborn puppies, reducing all dog clans to "barking dogs", the second evil deed.

    Its barking may drown out the owner's shameful behavior, the third evil.

    Intimidate the "dog beater", the fourth crime.

    (2) Treatment measures

    The measures for "barking dogs" are as follows.

    One is to ignore it, the more you look at it and surround it, the more it barks.

    The second is to beat the owner first, if the owner does not fall, the "barking dog" will never fall.

    Regarding the "barking dog", let me stop here with a laugh.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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