"Everyone comes to Mifasuo to have diarrhea, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Squeeze ¡ª¡ª ah! Bow! Bow! Bow!"
Zhu Bajie also sang along, raised his right index finger, and kept poking the sky, his two big ears slapped left and right, making crackling noises.
Lu Ban, God of Wealth and others nodded frequently after listening to Luo Yun.
? I feel cool, sensual, and the rhythm is so comfortable to listen to!
One word, cool!
Listen to Zhu Bajie again.
"Nimma, what the hell? Get lost!"
"Stop singing, pig head, it's so awful!"
"My own people, don't open your mouth!"
"Go and learn from Master Luo!"
Luoyun's official account fans have now reached 2.5 billion, and they do some new jobs from time to time, and the fans are very active.
As soon as the song "Penglai Xiandao" was released, the fans exploded.
You must know that the current mainstream music form in the fairy world is still in the stage of 'opera'.
Many people still can't accept his last song "Sorrowful of Liren". Today, fast forward directly to hip-hop rap, and you can imagine how confused the fans are!
: "???"
: "What the hell are you singing about??"
: "Shangxian Luoyuan is crazy, he was mad by Penglai Xiandao, he has been incoherent, and he is cursing here"
: "Oh, Luo Yuan loves deeply, but why is love shallow!"
: "I feel sorry for the old thief Luo Yuan for a second."
: "A weak question, does it sound good to me alone?"
: "I also think it's good, very magical, very cool, hahaha (a smiling expression)"
: "It's bad manners, it's bad manners!"
?: "Exporting dirty, pretending to be a fairy!"
Fighting started in the comment area.
Half of the fans supported Luo Yun, and the other half of the netizens who "came here for the name" raged against Luo Yun, scolding him with foul language, and being gentle and sweeping the floor. How decent is it?
Luo Yun flipped through the private messages scolding him, and was amused.
"Let's make trouble, let's fight, the bigger the trouble, the better."
"It's hype!"
"If you don't make a noise, how can you get angry?"
Luo Yun is well versed in the hype of earth stars, he is not afraid of being scolded, but he is afraid of not having traffic!
Black and red are also red!
What's more, there are not a few fans who support him.
So.
?Heavenly Court, Human World, Underworld, Western Paradise, Demon World, Demon World
"Penglai Falls First" spread wildly like a virus, and everyone who heard it was dumbfounded.
Listen to it for the first time: What the hell is this singing about? Got cat cake?
Listen to it for the second time: Poor boy, scolding the street!
?Listen for the third time: Luo Yuan is crazy, the identification is complete
Listen to the fourth time: hiss! What's the matter the more I listen to it, the more I feel it
Listen to the fifth time: medicine! medicine! Penglai fell down, knocked down Penglai, Penglai fell first! medicine! medicine!
At this moment.
Donghai, Zuzhou.
Penglai Xiandao.
A male fairy came to a certain secret place in a hurry.
"My lord, my lord, it's bad!"
"Someone scolded you on the Internet, the scolding is really ugly!"
at this time.
The Duke of Dong got together with an old friend to talk about immortality and Taoism.
Bixia Yuanjun was waiting on the side, and when he heard the sound transmission, he was furious: "Get out, fifty sticks!"
The expression on the male fairy's face changed: "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian has been wronged"
Bixia Yuanjun was very displeased: "Nonsense thing! Father and father are the Supreme of Penglai, the head of male immortals, one of the five elders, one of the five emperors, who dares to insult? If you are tired of living!"
The male fairy cried: "It's true, empress, it's true!"
"The Three Realms group is about to explode. It was sung by Xiaolongnv's concubine Luo Yuan. It was posted on the prestige account of the author Ning Xiaoyao. It really posted. The one with the accompaniment is really ugly!"
not far away.
A voice of surprise came.
"Luo Yuan?"
"The younger brother of Sun Houzi?"
Dong Wanggong was playing chess without even frowning.
At his level, the firmness of the heart and the depth of the way are beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
"Hmph, little Huangkou, the old man wants to hear how he scolded the old man."
"Play the song."
As he spoke, he dropped a pawn, "Shouweng, please."
"Um."
Sitting opposite is the Antarctic Immortal Old Man, one of the Five Elders, whose emperor's name is Changsheng, and is also the longevity star among the three stars of fortune, wealth and longevity.
The two drank tea and played chess, talking about scriptures and Taoism, and the breeze was blowing, so uncomfortable.
No one expected that after more than ten seconds, Duke Dong would break his defense
Qiankunyi: "Come on, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
: "Dwarf medicine!"
: "First of all, don't talk about those nonsense self-reported family, what Penglai Xiandao first kneel down to me!"
?: "Go to Lord Yan and ask who is the biggest, who is in charge of the fairy books in the world, I'm sorry, are you worthy of virtue? Right!"
?It came up with a tongue-tapping + double-press, which made Dong Wanggong confused.
What the hell is this?
This is also called a song?
"Looking for death!"
Just the first sentence, Bixia Yuanjun was already furious.
She raised her hand, just about to blow up the Qiankun instrument and smash it into pieces, but was stopped by the Eastern Prince:
"Bixia, calm down!"
"A few words and a few words make you so angry, don't you make the old man laugh, huh? How will you rule me in Penglai in the future?"
Bixia Yuanjun heard the words and quickly calmed down: "Yes, father"
Qiankunyi continued to play.
: "In terms of thick-skinned, you are invincible in Penglai, so it's fine if you lose the bet and deny it. The point is that you should have been riding a crane tens of billions of years ago. Who are you to go to the West?"
: "Have you heard of Dong Wanggong who would rather demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage? I think you will go to Lingshan to see a doctor sooner or later!"
: "giao!"
As soon as these words came out, Bixia Yuanjun was furious, but also felt scared!
crazy!
It's crazy!
What does the phrase "Ten billion years ago, we should have gone west with a crane" mean? Could it be an allusion to the fact that father and father were jointly killed by Emperor Jun Taiyi brothers of the demon clan a hundred epochs ago?
This matter, but father-in-law's rebellion!
How dare he sing like that! !
"Crack¡ª¡ª"
A chess table made of fairy material was cracked.
Duke Dong's seven willows and black beard danced without wind, and his face was too dark to see his facial features.
The Antarctic fairy sitting in front of him could see the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitching, and he was sweating coldly at the moment, not knowing what to do.
'This Luo Yuan is crazy, who in the Three Realms would dare to expose the scar of the prince. ¡¯ he thought to himself.
"Father!"
Bixia Yuanjun couldn't take it anymore, and shouted at the sound transmission angrily: "Don't listen! I'll send someone to catch this bastard right now, and put him in the frying pan!"
"Bixia, shut up."
"Keep playing."
Prince Dong suppressed his anger and continued to play chess.
It was really embarrassing for the Antarctic fairy to sit there, with nowhere to rest his eyes.
He didn't feel how good the song was at all, he just felt that Luo Yun was too daring to speak, too crazy.
You know, Mu Gong and Jin Mu, one is in charge of the fairyland in the world, and governs the immortal way;
If the two join forces, who in the Three Realms would dare to provoke them? (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com