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The more Luo Yun thought about it, the crazier he became.
For Xiao Qiong, he can do anything.
Post a public account!
Luo Yun suddenly felt that he should say something and express some attitude, otherwise he would be treated as a coward by everyone!
After opening the background of the writer Ning Xiaoyao, he suddenly had an idea.
He is going to write a rap (rap)!
A whole fairyland rap, diss (attack) Penglai Xiandao and East Prince!
Before embarking on the road of practice, he was also a person who often listened to singing, such as Yousha, Xie Di, Guangguang, Pharaoh, Master Pei, and Magneto. At this moment, as soon as the thought came into being, countless raps came to my mind, and I immediately began to write the lyrics
Next, add beat (accompaniment)
After a few sticks of incense, a song "Penglai Falls First" was written.
The title of the song comes with a worldplay (word game), which is also a part of hip-hop, with the same pronunciation and different words, expressing attitude.
After compiling the lyrics and music, Luo Yunzhuan sang "Guanghan Tianyin" twice, and posted it directly on the official account.
Netizens in the fairy world still live in ancient times, where have they heard rap?
Everyone is stupid.
At this moment.
Four Heavens.
Wu Gang, God of Wealth, Zhu Bajie, Liu Chenxiang, Prison God Gaotao and other gods are gathering in Luban's Tianyong City, drinking and chatting together.
From the party at Huaguoshan, we talked about eating chicken games, then we talked about the chaos of Xinjie, and finally we talked about Luo Yun.
"Hey, why did Luo Yuan fall in love with the daughter of that old dragon king Ao Guang? We have so many beauties in the fairy world."
"Penglai Xiandao, backed by two quasi-sages, is not easy to do."
"Luo Yuan is also an infatuated boy."
"Do you think that after seventy years, Luo Yuan will move out his master 'Emperor Wushi' and go to Penglai to snatch a marriage?"
"You really believe it, I think this Emperor Wushi is probably made up by nonsense."
The six gods, eating Weilong spicy sticks while drinking, are not enough.
Suddenly, Zhu Bajie opened the Qiankun instrument and found that Luo Yun had updated his official account.
"Um?"
"This is¡¡"
"Hey! Brothers, come and see, Luo Yuan released a new song!"
"I'm going, the title of this song, it looks like it's going to cause trouble! Hahaha!"
When Wu Gang, Lu Ban and others heard this, they immediately put down their wine glasses and opened the Qiankun instrument respectively.
"Penglai falls first? Penglai immortal? Penglai immortal island? Hahaha, the title of this song is perfect!"
"Luo Yuan is too courageous."
"Aren't you afraid that Prince Dong will kill him?"
"Come on, come on, play it, and listen to see if it sounds good."
Immediately, the gods got together and played the song "Penglai Falls First".
Unlike the previous song "The Sorrows of Liren" that was popular all over Xianwang, this rap song does not have a melodious and soothing ancient style, but just a whole section of tongue-playing:
"Bang bang bang bang bang ~ fried!"
I go!
What is this thing?
The gods looked at each other, and looked at each other, Luo Yuan is suffering from lovesickness - epileptic?
Next, is the accompaniment, subwoofer + electric guitar, creating a serious style of heavy metal.
"What the hell is this?"
At first, the gods were speechless, is this also called Ge'er?
But after a few seconds, they couldn't help shaking their heads, thinking that this song, this rhythm, seemed to have a magical power that attracted them to listen to it.
Soon, the lyrics part came.
(Strongly recommend playing with sound!!!)
"Dwarf medicine¡ª¡ª!"
"First of all, don't talk nonsense about self-reporting, what Penglai Xiandao first kneel down to me!"
"Go to Lord Yan and ask who is the biggest, who is in charge of the fairy books in the world, sorry, are you worthy of virtue? Right!"
"Buddhas say that affliction is Bodhi. I won't mention it for now. My love for Xiaoqiong must be unwavering. You are invincible in Penglai in terms of thick skin. If you lose a bet, it's okay to deny it. The point is that you have tens of billions of years. It's time to ride a crane¡ª¡±
"¡ªGo west, fuck you, who are you? Would you rather demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage? Have you ever heard of Dong Wanggong? I think you will go to Lingshan to see a doctor sooner or later!"
"If I had known this before, what kind of Nirvana soil do I want? The Spring God Talisman ordered me to take it to wipe my ass and throw it into the underworld. If I don't return it to you, it's your grandson's life to blame!"
"medicine!"
"Prince Dong, the last trash of the quasi-sage, the Taoist ancestor would cry when he thinks of you. Is there no secret behind being the head of the male immortal?"
"Oh Prince Dong, I advise you to quickly find a job to wash dishes or bake pies. If you don't have the ability to walk this way, you have to rely on your Taoist companion!"
"Drug, medicine, check, check."
"Chuck, check, shit."
Hearing this, Lu Ban, Wu Gang, and Zhu Bajie were completely stupefied.
What is this?
Too ruthless, too much information!
Just pointing at Duke Dong's nose and scolding him, uncovering all his scars.
There is an inside story about becoming the head of male immortals. He was killed by Emperor Jun Taiyi tens of billions of years ago, and he was the last among quasi-sages. He even scolded him for being soft with his back on the Queen Mother of the West. Is there any sense?
Moreover, almost every sentence has a rhyme, which sounds catchy and exciting! Simply can not stop!
"It's too cruel, Luo Yuan dares to scold too much."
"Once this song comes out, it will never die."
"I take back what I said just now. Maybe there is really an Emperor Wushi behind him, otherwise why are you scolding like that?"
"This song is amazing!"
"Yeah, I've never heard this kind of song before, it's so trendy, it will definitely blow up my circle of friends!"
The gods are very excited.
The song is not over yet.
Luo Yun's angry voice, paired with dynamic rhythm and drumbeats, continued to play in the room:
"The weather has been bad recently, and the heat is hot!"
"If you offend me, be careful not to burn yourself!"
"Look! This old man was overwhelmed by me, Jiu Jiu, I will prepare a good coffin for you, Jiu Jiu, I will grab your bald head and sell it to a barbecue stand for breakfast, it tastes sour, so you have cerebral palsy."
"medicine!"
"What kind of bad tricks do you old man have? You always get angry there. Today, on behalf of the Bodhisattva, Lao Luo will quickly save you and raise your ashes to the highest point of Huaguo Mountain!"
"I heard that there is a Penglai fairy island in the East China Sea? All the gods on the island live forever? Fuck me! I'm drunk! They're actually a bunch of waste!"
"Medicine, Penglai immortal!"
"Drug, medicine, overturn Penglai, Penglai first!"
"Medicine, Penglai immortal!"
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