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Volume 1 Chapter 216 Classic lines from The Deer and the Cauldron

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    The film "The Deer and the Cauldron" is the same as Wang Xu's previous works. It has a lot of laughs and the audience laughed all the time.  ¡°Wang Xu was reliving it after all, so he couldn¡¯t hold back the classic clips, but his wife Zhuang Xiaodie couldn¡¯t hold it back. Sometimes she lost the strength to laugh and fell on him.  For example, she laughed so hard when she saw Wei Xiaobao learn how to grasp the milk dragon's claw with perfect accuracy, without caring about her own image.  Let's talk about when Grandpa Hai was teaching Wei Xiaobao martial arts, he used the dragon's hand to grab two holes in Wei Xiaobao's chest clothes. Wei Xiaobao quickly stopped and said: "Hey, hey, what was the trick you just did?"  The father-in-law said: "A hundred hits with a hundred hits on the heart-piercing dragon's claw hand!" "A hundred hits on the breast-grabbing dragon's claw hand" Wei Xiaobao thought silently in his heart, and hurriedly said: "If it has connotation, I will learn this move!" "Is this the move?" "You can't even sleep if you don't sleep.  You need to practice!" "Okay, I'll catch him!" Wei Xiaobao and Eunuch Hai grabbed him together, and then the scene switched to Wei Xiaobao competing with the emperor. The emperor's chest screamed in pain.  The emperor was very angry and said: "Where did you learn this trick?" Wei Xiaobao said: "You should take care of it! Originally, I only used this trick on women. I thought you were a pretty good person, so I made an exception.  You can see how powerful it is!" With that said, Wei Xiaobao rushed towards the emperor.  Zhuang Xiaodie burst out laughing while watching this part, but that wasn't what she thought was the funniest thing. She thought the funniest thing was that Princess Jianning pretended to convey the Queen Mother's will and ordered the four swordsmen around her to do it.  The skillful maid chopped off Wei Xiaobao's shirt with a flurry of swords, then rolled him up in a blanket and carried him into the princess's palace. After that, Princess Jianning played with Xiaobao.  "Don't you kneel down when you see Princess Jianning?" "Oh!" "It's too late, it's treason, behead her!" "Hey. Don't be so impulsive, I'm tied up and can't move!" "No matter what, it's treason, behead her!"  As Princess Jianning spoke, she took out a dagger and dangled it in front of Wei Xiaobao. She giggled and said, "Should I dig out your eyes, cut off your nose, or cut off a place you shouldn't have?" Wei Xiaobao  Said: "Let me see. You might as well let me out first! I'll just do whatever you want!" Princess Jianning said: "Try it and look the most handsome!" "No.  It¡¯s necessary, it¡¯s already true!¡± ¡°Then just pretend to be the ugliest person you can be!¡± ¡°No, you can¡¯t be ugly no matter how you act!¡± ¡°Maybe, just pretend to be the most slutty person you can be!¡±  "There's no need to look in the mirror!" Princess Jianning pointed at herself and said, "Me? Hahahaha!" Suddenly she punched Wei Xiaobao in the face, "Bold - it's really fun.  Ah! Let me out! Why don't you pretend to be a turtle?" Wei Xiaobao said righteously, "I'm sorry, I just don't want to pretend to be a turtle!" "Why?  : "This is my personal principle!" Princess Jianning said: "Well, if you don't pretend to be a turtle, I will beat you!" As the princess said, she picked up a piece of wood, but Wei Xiaobao basically threw aside her personal principle.  , said: "Okay, I'll play the turtle!" Princess Jianning said with a smile: "No¡ª¡ªI want to beat him! Hehe! Laugh!" "Ohoh" Wei Xiaobao wanted to be beaten, but also wanted to be beaten.  Open your mouth and smile.  "Don't fight. I'm pretending to be a turtle. It's fun to pretend to be a turtle." "Really?" "Yeah, yeah. Trust me."  "Okay then, then pretend to be a turtle being beaten by me. Pretend, pretend, pretend!" As she said this, Princess Jianning picked up the stick again and started beating her.  Wei Xiaobao was beaten badly.  "Don't hit methat's enough, you big watermelon!" Wei Xiaobao couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly punched Princess Jianning onto the bed, "Why do you have to force me?" After saying that, Wei Xiaobao wanted to run away.  .  Before he turned around and walked a few steps, Princess Jianning fell to the ground and hugged one of his feet, saying, "Come on, I beg you, hit me!" Wei Xiaobao was startled.  Said: "Are you kidding?" Princess Jianning begged: "Yes, please, you use your most powerful move to hit me! Ah!" "I only have one move from head to toe!" His that  One move is to grab the milk dragon's claw hand with perfect accuracy. After hearing this, Princess Jianning's eyesHe couldn't wait to say, "Then use that move, come on! Please! Hit me!" "Hey, why are you so embarrassed?" "Hurry up, hit me!" "Okay, I'm scared.  You, princess, please take over!" So in response to the princess's strong request, Wei Xiaobao used the most overbearing weapon to grab the milk dragon's claws.  This move was indeed powerful. After a burst of lightning and thunder, Wei Xiaobao sat on the bed, hugging the quilt and wrapping himself up, crying as if he had been bullied.  He was crying, and Princess Jianning beside the bed was indeed laughing.  "Hahahahaha" Princess Jianning was still getting dressed, and she smiled as if she had gotten what she wanted.  "Hahaha Fool, why are you crying! I will treat you well!" Princess Jianning sat by the bed and comforted Xiaobao.  Wei Xiaobao slowly leaned on the princess's shoulder and said coquettishly: "You can't lie to me, you!" Princess Jianning said: "I have my own sense of propriety. Hey, here is a new dress. Let him put it on first to avoid the beauty.  "Hahaha!" "Hahaha!" The princess in the movie was laughing, and Zhuang Xiaodie was also laughing. She grabbed Wang Xu's arm and said, "Hahaha, you are such a fool.  How did you come up with it?" "Hey!" Wang Xufu whispered: "Do you want me to do that to you?" "Heyohdon't pinch me.  "Ears, someone is watching!" Zhuang Xiaodie glanced around, everyone was laughing and didn't pay attention to their little actions.  Zhuang Xiaodie pursed her lips and smiled, let go of his ears, and continued to watch the movie while holding one of her husband's hands.  Women¡¯s laughter is somewhat different from men¡¯s. Zhuang Xiaodie thinks the princess teasing Xiaobao is the funniest thing in the film, while Wang Xu thinks the classic lines are nothing to her.  For example, what Wei Xiaobao said to the emperor when the emperor saw through Wei Xiaobao's identity as a fake eunuch and caught Wei Xiaobao's little brother.  "Good deeds have good causes, and evil has retributions. The laws of nature are cyclical and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is really educational. My respect for the emperor is like a torrential river, which is endless.  Absolutely. It's like the Yellow River overflowing and getting out of hand!" Then Wei Xiaobao and Duolong resigned to the emperor. When they walked out, Wei Xiaobao looked very painful with his little brother. When Duolong saw it, he asked, "Why is Master Wei in such pain?  ?" Wei Xiaobao said: "I was caught four times and beaten eight times by the emperor just now! Ah" "Oh, Mr. Wei can endure it until now. He is so determined and unyielding. The respect he has for Mr. Wei is like an endless river.  " "It's like the Yellow River flooding out of controlright?" Wei Xiaobao and Duolong looked at me and I looked at you, and suddenly said in unison: "I really want to be like you." They both turned around at the same time.  He took out the yellow paper from his sleeve and said, "I will burn the yellow paper with you and we will be brothers" "Hahaha good brothers!" After the two good brothers hugged each other for a few times, Duolong suggested: "Let's go, buy pork and chop it."  "Chicken!" Wei Xiaobao said: "Isn't it better to buy pork and hire prostitutes?" In this video, the sentence "Admiration for xxx is like the endless river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control" appears twice,  It was also the most widely circulated classic line in the film among netizens, but Zhuang Xiaodie had no feelings for this line. Instead, she heard Duolong's line, "Master Wei can endure it till now, he is really unyielding," which made her laugh.  The young couple¡¯s points of laughter are different, but it doesn¡¯t matter, because the film has so many laughs, but there is still a scene that they both find classic and funny, that is, Wei Xiaobao and Duolong are ordered to inspect Obai¡¯s property.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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