When Wang Xu heard the laughter and laughter around him, he felt satisfied, proud and happy. As if they had a tacit understanding, Wang Xu and Zhuang Xiaodie looked at each other at the same time. He also saw pride, happiness, and a kind of pride in his wife's eyes. Being able to make the loved ones around him happy and proud is a man¡¯s greatest success. "Hahaha!" At this time, everyone in the theater laughed loudly, which made Wang Xu's attention return to the movie. He saw Wei Xiaobao becoming his disciple, Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Tiandihui, and then followed him to the Tiandihui. After beheading chicken heads, burning yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao joined the Heaven and Earth Society. What made everyone laugh was that when Wei Xiaobao chopped off the chicken's head, he cut off someone else's hand. Next, there is something even more funny. Chen Jinnan has an extremely dangerous task, and he hopes that some brothers will volunteer to take it on. He said: "I found out that there are four "Forty-Two Chapters" in the Qing Palace, which record the Qing court's collection outside the customs. The secret of a big treasure. If we can know the secret of this big treasure, we can get back the people's anointing that the Qing Dynasty searched in the Ming Dynasty, and we can also cut off their dragon veins! ! And our Ming Dynasty is about to be restored! So I want to send people into the palace to steal these scriptures! But I know that this task is very dangerous, and it can be said that there is a chance of death. Anyone who doesn¡¯t want to go, just sit down! If you don't want to go, just sit down. The chief helmsman said this. The gang members who had just been resigned to death showed their true colors. Everyone was afraid that it would be their turn, so they rushed to occupy a seat. Wei Xiaobao was pushed away by everyone because his movements were a little slow. Fortunately, he saw that there was an empty chair, so he ran over to it with great joy and sat down. At this critical moment, Chen Jinnan kicked a nail on the ground and flew it into the stool under Xiaobao's butt. So everyone saw Wei Xiaobao sitting on the nail. The sour taste made him jump up with a sound of "Ouch~~". Chen Jinnan grabbed Wei Xiaobao and said happily: "Xiaobao, I didn't expect that you would want to achieve such a great feat as soon as you joined this association! Well, I will help you as my teacher!" "No! Because the truth is like this, this chair" Chen Jinnan's face darkened and he said: "A man keeps his promise. Do you know that betrayal is a violation of Article 8 of the association's rules, and you will have to cut off your hands and feet!" "Ah? Is this the Heaven and Earth Association or the Pandemic Association? ¡± Many viewers were laughing when they saw this. Not only was he laughing at Wei Xiaobao for being so miserable, he was also laughing at Chen Jinnan for being so sinister. In the TV series version, Chen Jinnan is an indomitable hero, but now he has some evil intentions, which is very interesting for everyone to watch. Next, Chen Jinnan asked Wei Xiaobao to come into the room to talk alone, which revealed this evil spirit. Listen to what Chen Jinnan said - Chen Jinnan said: "Xiaobao, you are a smart person. I can use smart methods to talk to him. People from outside can't do it!" Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't understand!" Chen Jinnan said: "Most of the people who have read the book are already officials in the Qing court, so we have to fight against the Qing court. To deal with stupid people, you must not tell the truth to them. You must use religious methods to hypnotize them to make them feel that what they are doing is right. Therefore, "revolting against the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty" is just a matter of course. It's a slogan, actually the same as "Amitabha". The Qing Dynasty has been oppressing us Han people and taking away our money and women, so we have to fight against the Qing Dynasty. Said: "If you want to fight against the Qing Dynasty and take back our money and women, right? If you don't recover, you will just take off your pants and fart. It's none of our business! Okay, everyone is smart, understand! Continue!" "In short. If it succeeds, If so, there will be countless silver coins and women. Are you willing to go? " "Yes! But what you said about "escape from death" just now is too scary! With women, such words came out of Chen Jinnan's mouth. It is unbelievable and impossible to appear in other film and television works. But the movie version of "The Deer and the Cauldron" dared to make such a breakthrough, and it was very successful judging from the happy reactions of the audience. Such a leader of the Tiandihui is more like an old Jianghu, fuller and more real than Gao Daquan, and you will not have a negative view of his heroic image. Back in the video, Chen Jinnan took out a book and gave it to Wei Xiaobao and said, "I can teach you peerless martial arts." "Huh? I think it will take me a few months to practice such a big book!" "This book is just peerless martial arts. The catalog is where the secrets of peerless martial arts are!" Wei Xiaobao saw a mountain of books, "Wow! It will take a year to read them!"Chen Jinnan said: "I have been watching for three years and practicing for thirty years before I am where I am today!" "Thirty years, how much time do I have to practice?" "One night!" "Oh! I still have one night. "No, if you watch it, you will die. If you don't watch it, you will die!" The most exciting thing about Wei Xiaobao's entry into the Heaven and Earth Society is Chen Jinnan's evil spirit and ghosts. dialogue between Wei Xiaobao. Unknowingly, Wang Xu himself was fascinated by it, and some clips brought back memories of his past. For example, when Wei Xiaobao entered the palace and was taken away by Eunuch Hai, Eunuch Hai named him Xiao Chunzi. Wei Xiaobao said, "How about not calling him Chun?" The word "Chun" in Wei Xiaobao's mouth lengthened the accent and evoked Recalling Wang Xu's past memories, he thought this sentence was funny when he was a child. Another thing is that Wei Xiaobao thought Eunuch Hai was blind and moved his fingers around in front of his eyes. This made Hai Dafu say: "What are you doing?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Father, I am admiring your ink drop glasses, they are quite good!" Hai Dafu said: "Do you know how to appreciate them?" "One nei?nei La. But Grandpa Yi, you are so handsome and tall, and you have such a breakthrough in growing a beard as a eunuch. You are cool enough without glasses?" Hai Dafu said: "You are making fun of me, Xiao Chunzi?" He immediately lowered his head and said: "You don't dare." "Hmph!" Hai Dafu snorted and said: "This beard is fake. The eunuch is an incomplete man. This fake beard can help me find it. A little bit of self-esteem. ?¡± ¡°The eunuch is an incomplete man, this fake beard can help me regain a little bit of self-esteem.¡± This is what Wu Mengda said that impressed Wang Xu deeply, and what¡¯s even more impressive is , Wei Xiaobao saw bottles of things placed in Eunuch Hai's room and asked: "Eunuch, what are the lumps in your glass bottles?" Hai Dafu said: "Whip!?" "Whip?" "The first bottle is deer whip, the second bottle is tiger whip, the third bottle is bull whip" "Oh, the fourth bottle must be elephant whip!" "No, - it's human whip. It's me. "A treasure that was cut off during purification." "Oh wow, yours is so big. I thought I was the only one who had it." The bottle is the bottle. This bottle is a radish. " "Oh, let's take a look. Why can't I see anything? " Wei Xiaobao picked up the fourth glass bottle and looked at it carefully. He saw nothing. He gave me a magnifying glass and said I could see more clearly with this one. Wei Xiaobao put the magnifying glass in front of his eyes, "Oh, I saw it, wow! It's so exquisite." Hai Dafu said: "I purified myself at the age of one, which is amazing!" Wei Xiaobao said: "I think I can help you purify yourself. What a great talent! He has such good eyesight!" Hai Dafu said: "Everyone's treasures are kept in the baby room. I am afraid that my treasure will be lost, so I put them here." "Grandpa, please don't worry. I will help you keep an eye on him." After saying that Wei Xiaobao wanted to pee, Eunuch Hai motioned for him to go behind the door. ?Wei Xiaobao asked again: "Father, do you pee standing up or squatting?" "What did you say?!?" "Hahaha~~~~~~~~I think he peeed while crawling "Wei Xiaobao covered his mouth and snickered and ran to the door to pee. He saw many eunuchs queuing up to pee. "Wow, there's still a queue to pee, no matter how long it is." Wei Xiaobao jumped in line and ran to the front. While peeing, he said to the people next to him: "Hey, friends, don't you mind if we pee together." While speaking, Wei Xiaobao turned to the side. He glanced at the person next to him and saw that he was bleeding from all seven holes, and said, "Wow~~ You can be considered the first person in ancient and modern times to pee and bleed from all seven holes." Suddenly Wei Xiaobao felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere, and he turned around and glanced behind him. That row of eunuchs were all bleeding from their seven holes, and they were all corpses. This time Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that the whole room was filled with shouts and even his pigtails stood up. "Hahaha!" Seeing this, Wang Xu burst out laughing like everyone else. He used to be out of breath laughing while watching this episode, but now he still feels the same after watching it. The collision of the two feelings between childhood and now is really amazing. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!