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Volume 1 Chapter 217 The shrewd Wei Xiaobao

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    It is said that Wei Xiaobao and Duolong were ordered to search Ao Bai's family property. They ransacked Ao Bai's house, and finally a large amount of gold and silver treasures were piled up in front of them.  Wei Xiaobao wore a pair of Western sunglasses, which concealed his wide eyes very well. He picked up a gold ingot, put it into his sleeve, and sang: "Worry about the country's hatred"  ¡ª¡ªAh¡ª¡ªMy heart is secretly sad¡ª¡ªUh-huh!" Duolong looked at Mr. Wei and kept observing his words, and said: "Sir, there's no need to cry if you don't sing well!" "Damn it, I'm crying because I'm sad.  I didn¡¯t expect that Ao Bai, the traitor, had plundered so much of the people¡¯s wealth. I cried for the country and the people!¡± Duolong flattered him and said, ¡°Oh, great, great, Mr. Wei!¡± At this time, a soldier came to take away Ao Bai¡¯s wealth!  The account book was handed over to Duolon.  Duolong opened the account book, but his eyes were still looking at Wei Xiaobao's face, and said: "Sir, preliminary calculation of Ao Bai's total family property is 380,000 taels!" Wei Xiaobao suddenly turned to look at Duolong, and  Pointing at him, he said angrily: "This traitor has actually made so much money! What I hate most in my life is corrupt people. I must tell the emperor to cut the corrupt people into pieces!" Duolong was shocked.  Knowing that the famous man next to the emperor was not so easy to fool, he quickly said: "Sir, I am a little bit wrong. Ao Bai's family property should be 3.8 million taels!" "Huh?" Wei Xiaobao said.  Surprised, extremely sad and angry, so sad that he could only vent it through singing, "Hate - hate - is like the ocean, ah ah - never forget it!" After a pause, Wei Xiaobao's face became serious and he said, "I will definitely  I want to start telling the emperor again to restore the method of skinning corrupt officials in the Ming Dynasty. Do you know what it is like?" Duolong asked: "How is it?" Wei Xiaobao stood up and held Duolong down and said, "First, I will kill you.  As for a person, bury him in the sand so that only his head is exposed. Then use a knife to cut the hole in the middle of the head, and then pour mercury into your wound. Wow!  It¡¯s so itchy that it¡¯s hard to stop!¡± Duolong asked, ¡°So what if it¡¯s hard to stop?¡± ¡°It¡¯s hard to stop, so I¡¯m trying to find a hole to drill! There¡¯s a hole in the top of my head, and I don¡¯t even need the inner skin anymore.¡±  It came out! I don¡¯t know what year or month it was. It¡¯s worth it. Do you feel itchy?¡± ¡°It¡¯s so itchy!¡± Duolong felt guilty and touched his face unconsciously.  After sweating, he became serious.  Said: "Sir! I have seen it clearly. Ao Bai's total family property is 13.8 million taels, and there are many that have not been recorded. I suggest you move them all to your Majesty, and wait for your Majesty to count them all.  Present it again, sir" "Okay!" Wei Xiaobao nodded happily, then stood up. He saw a row of women kneeling in the courtyard of Aobai Mansion and walked over to ask: Oh!  Why are so many people kneeling here?  " Duolong said: "Report to your lord.  These are all Ao Bai¡¯s wives.  "    "ah?  "Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and helped them up one by one. The first one was a young woman. "She must have been forced to do this by Ao Bai at such a young age. Alas, she is so pitiful. It was obvious at a glance that she did not have enough sleep. She was sent to my house at night for me to follow.  She slept two nights.  "    "oh!  "Duolong let out an ooh. "Huh?  Ao Bai is really cruel and ruthless.  Look how swollen she was after being beaten. Send her to my house and I will help her heal slowly!  "The second one is a woman with extremely large breasts, and the third one is a blond Russian beauty. "Huh?  Golden Retriever Lion King!  Ao Baitong is a traitor to the vassal, and this female spy must be a foreign devil. She was sent to my house so that I could torture her!  "    "Wow!  There are all niggas!  Delivered to my house too!  " Duolong saw that Mr. Wei wanted an African woman. Finally he couldn't help but asked: "You want something so black!  " "It's the same even if you turn off the lights!  "The most interesting thing is that the last one is an old woman in her seventies and eighty years old. Please pay attention to the old woman's expression. She is very excited! Wei Xiaobao helped the old lady up and said: "Ah, Ao Bai, this bastard, really grew up from eight to eighty years old.  Don¡¯t let it go!  " Duolong said: "Sir, you have misunderstood. This is not Ao Bai's wife, but Ao Bai's mother!  Do you want to eat all sizes?  " Wei Xiaobao said: "Send it to your home!  " Duolong said: "Why send it to my house?  " Wei Xiaobao said: "There is an old man in the family. If there is a treasure, I will give you a treasure now. You should treat me to a supper.  " Please pay attention to the old woman's expression. She looked so happy. She nodded repeatedly and said, "Okay!  " Duolong, the fierce old woman, said: "It's good, I'm Bian?!  ¡± The part about searching Obai¡¯s family property is so classic that it can be said to be a masterpiece. Wei Xiaobao and Duolong vividly express the image of a pair of corrupt officials through satire and exaggeration.  One thousand three million and eight hundred thousand taels, Duolong dared to quote 380,000 taels for the first time, and 3.8 million taels for the second time. If Wei Xiaobao was a fool, he would have been deceived in fact.  The Wei Xiaobao of Wei Xiaobao was stupid when he raided Ao Bai's house. For example, Wei Xiaobao played by Han Dong in the new version is like this. Ao Bai's family wealth totaled more than 2 million taels, and he would be overjoyed when he was given half a million taels. In fact, Wei Xiaobao was born in a brothel.  What kind of person has I never seen? He is very shrewd. And the movie version of Wei Xiaobao shows this shrewdness to the fullest, eating Duolong to death. Of course, the weird Wei Xiaobao also has his nemesis, one is the emperor, and the other is.  His master Chen Jinnan. For example, when Wei Xiaobao met Chen Jinnan again, the situation was reversed. The more shrewd Chen Jinnan beat him to death. What happened was that after Wei Xiaobao checked Ao Bai's house, he sneaked back to Lichun Court and met him again.  When Chen Jinnan arrived, Chen Jinnan took him back to the Tiandihui and promoted him to the leader of the Qingmu Hall. Because the Tiandihui got the news, Ao Bai was imprisoned in the sky prison, and his seven junior brothers were going to rescue him, so the Tiandihui was prepared to take action first.  , Wei Xiaobao needed to go back to the palace. Of course, Wei Xiaobao didn't want to, because he had money now, why would he take the risk? So Chen Jinnan said to him: "You little bastard, you're shaving like this."  Now that you have money and women, why don't you do something?  " Wei Xiaobao: "I only have a little money, just to make ends meet, but there are no women left!  " There was no woman, so Chen Jinnan gave him a woman, and named a pair of Luansheng sisters to protect Wei Xiaobao. In fact, they were to monitor him. Wei Xiaobao also understood, and pulled Chen Jinnan to talk: "Hey, you are not looking for it obviously.  Two people came to spy on me!  Let's do this, I'll tell you 50-50 for how much I shave, and you won't let me into the palace again, okay?  " Chen Jinnan didn't say anything. Wei Xiaobao continued: "June 4th can also be discussed. Do you want July 3rd?  Too greedy.  " Chen Jinnan's expression was sometimes serious and sometimes smiling. He just smiled and said nothing. "Do you want eighty-two?  You are so inhumane Could it be Jiuyi? Then I would rather enter the palace!  " "Hey, you said it, I didn't!  " After Chen Jinnan finished speaking, he left, and Xiaobao was left alone lamenting that Jiang was still hotter. Next, Chen Jinnan, with Wei Xiaobao as an insider, led the Tiandihui to assassinate Aobai. After a hard battle, Aobai was finally killed. " Audience  Seeing that Obai is dead, I know that the film is about to end, but a question arises, why hasn't Lin Qingxia come out yet? Is it difficult for her to appear in the second film? And Ake, played by Liu Shishi, hasn't come out either?  , the four beauties currently appearing are the fake queen mother played by Gao Yuanyuan and Princess Jianning played by Zhao Rongrong. It seems that the second movie is really going to be played. The fake queen mother Lin Qingxia who everyone is looking forward to finally appears at the end of the film.  After discovering her identity, she flew away. When she flew to the tree, she turned around and looked back with a smile. She glanced at Wei Xiaobao and revealed her true face in Lushan. It was Lin Qingxia. "Wei Xiaobao, I will definitely come back. The next time I show up,  You won't recognize who I am!  "Here the video freezes and ends. "Thanks subtitles appeared on the screen. It stands to reason that many viewers would get up and leave at this time, but everyone sat still because Lin Qingxia showed up last, with her stunning beauty and  What he said to Wei Xiaobao at the end attracted everyone. They all wanted to know if there was any explanation behind the film. At least they wanted to know when the second part would be released. Sure enough, a line of subtitles appeared at the end of the film, "The Deer and the Cauldron 2: The Dragon Cult".  It will be released on December 22, so stay tuned (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!?¡­
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