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    "The Emperor is on board! The Great Eastern Empire is on board! The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere is on board!" In a valley near Nay Pyi Taw, more than thirty Japanese people lined up in a row and shouted at the top of their lungs, their  There was a genuine enthusiasm on his face.  Directly in front of them, Mr. Zhu Da stood looking at them with a crazy expression on his face, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes from time to time.  Beside him, the customer service girl was wearing a Japanese military uniform, happily milling around the group of Japanese people, hoping to cheer them up in order to prevent chaos in the world.  "Yo Xi!" the customer service girl waved her little fist and shouted loudly, "Emperor Zhu Dai is on board! Queen of the Mountain is on board! Build a new paradise of the Imperial Road, rebuild a new order in Greater East Asia, and the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! On board  ! On board!¡± When all the Japanese people heard this, their expressions became even more enthusiastic, and they shouted loudly: ¡°His Majesty Emperor Zhu Dai, build a new paradise for the emperor, rebuild a new order in Greater East Asia, and create a greater East Asia.  Onboard! Onboard! " "Oh!" the customer service girl jumped angrily and yelled, "Why did you guys ignore me, the Queen of the Mountain? You are so stupid!  "Bagaya Road!" "Bagaya Deer!" Eiichiro Suzuki shouted angrily, holding a dead branch in his hand and slashing it at her head, "How dare you fight with His Majesty Emperor Zhu Dai?"  Juxtaposition, offending your majesty, you guys! "Heaven forbid the traitor!" More than thirty "Oriental people" roared in unison, holding branches and sticks in their hands, and smashed them at the customer service girl.  Go down.  When the customer service girl heard this, a cold light flashed in her eyes. The Japanese military uniform on her body changed into a kendo uniform, and a gorgeous samurai sword at her waist was swung out like a sword.  He yelled: "You guys are useless. How dare you offend the great Queen of the Mountain. I'm going to kill you to pieces! I'll chop, chop, chop!" "Hoo!" A voice cut through the air. Thirty  The attacks of multiple "Oriental people" all failed. Of course, the attack of the customer service girl was also invalid because her body did not exist.  "Haha~ (Damn it)!" The customer service girl wiped away the non-existent cold sweat and shouted, "What a powerful attack. It seems that I can only use a trick. Let's see what it does! Queen of the Mountain's sword technique. Secret skill  "Oyama slashed with one sword!" "Shua!" A gorgeous half-moon-shaped sword light emitted from her katana, sweeping a distance of more than 20 meters, and then slashed towards more than 30 "Oriental people".  Suzuki Eiichiro looked at the ground with eyes splitting, and hissed in despair: "Gentlemen! Seven lives to serve the country, see you at Kudanzaka! Emperor Zhudai is on board!" "See you at Kudanzaka! Emperor Zhudai is on board!" More than thirty people  "Oriental people" shouted in unison, fearlessly rushing towards the sword light.  "Wahahahaha!" the customer service girl laughed wildly, "Suffer death! You stupid red deer! Look at my multiple shadow clone technique!" "Shua!" More than thirty 3D images differentiated from the customer service girl's body at the same time,  Then Qi Qi let out a sweet shout and waved the same virtual samurai sword towards him.  "Huhuhuhu" sounded as the ground broke through the air, and both sides slashed into the air.  For a moment, the wooden stick broke through the air, and the gorgeous sword light flashed past like a shooting star.  "No!" Zhu Runfa covered his face with a headache.  She couldn't bear it and shouted: "Xiaoshan! Give me a little more! Have you had enough fun?" "Wahahahaha!" The customer service girl laughed wildly, "These stupid red deer actually dare to offend the great Queen of Xiaoshan. Sisters  "Seven lives to serve the country, the Queen of the Mountain is on board!" More than thirty customer service girls shouted in unison, "Blow these red deer to death!"  "Kill the scum!" "Xiao Shan!" Zhu Runfa, his face as black as the bottom of a pot, roared: "If you keep messing around, I'll deduct your commission!" "Hahaha!" The customer service girl laughed wildly, "Isn't it just a commission?  Deduct ah! Deduct commission? " "Yes! Just deduct commission!" Zhu Run said angrily, "If you keep messing around, I will definitely deduct commission from you." The customer service girl blinked when she heard this.  Then her face suddenly changed, she pointed at the thirty or so 3D images that she had differentiated and shouted: "Where did you get the virus from? How dare you pretend to be the Queen of the Mountain? If you know what you are doing, all of you should commit suicide. Save  "The greatest queen of the hill," more than thirty customer service girls shouted in unison, "because you are so beautiful and kind, that's why we pretended to be you. Now we know we were wrong.  Apologize with death! The Queen of the Mountain is on board!" After saying that, they all pulled out the ribs from their waists, stabbed their own abdomens, and then disappeared into a line of green smoke.  "On board! Emperor Zhu Dai is on board!" Seeing these ghost-like little girls commit suicide, more than thirty "Oriental people" immediately broke outThere was a burst of violent cheers.  "Yo Xi!" The customer service girl waved her little fist and yelled bitterly, "These damn viruses are so abominable that they have actually spread to the interstellar Taobao client. Zhu Runfa, I strongly request an increase in benefits.  , I want to buy 17 or 18 of the best anti-virus software and firewalls, and kill the virus for myself. Well, the anti-virus software on Star Taobao is too complicated, you don¡¯t understand it, why don¡¯t you just give me star coins every time!  Month ten thousand, not one hundred thousand star coins, just barely." "Get out!" Zhu Run said angrily, "I want you to increase the benefits of this big-headed devil! Stop talking nonsense to me.  Mao¡¯s virus, do you think I¡¯m a fool?¡± ¡°Tsk!¡± The customer service girl curled her lips.  "You're stingy, you big-headed guy!" Zhu Runfa pointed at the "Oriental people" and said with a black line on his face, "Tell me! What's going on with these guys? Am I crazy, or am I hallucinating!  Your sister's Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere! Are these guys parasitized by alien creatures, or have they been transported by a group of World War II devils? " Customer Service Girl Wen  He said, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and said with a dry smile: "Hahaha! What, Zhu Runfa, you have been out for so long, don't you feel hungry? Why don't we go back to the hotel early and have a romantic candlelight dinner."  Let¡¯s talk about life and the future¡± ¡°You are so romantic!¡± Zhu Run said angrily.  "Stop talking nonsense! Come on, tell me. What is going on with these guys? They look like Japanese soldiers in World War II, and their IQs are so low that they didn't even notice after looking at a 3D image for a long time.  Question. By the way, is this a parasite of a second-level civilization? Why do I feel like these guys don¡¯t even have an IQ of 70? "Hahaha! This" the customer service girl laughed dryly, "This is actually just an accident.  La! Really! Hahaha! " "Accident?" "Yes! It is indeed an accident!" The customer service girl said with a smile, "Parasite civilization itself is not civilized, and all their civilizations come from the parasitized civilization.  After the parasitism is successful, the culture, language, writing technology and so on of the original civilization will become the things of this parasitic civilization. "I know this!" Zhu Runfa said strangely, "Didn't you say that before?  "Yes! I said this," the customer service girl said with a smile, "but there is one thing we have overlooked, that is, when those civilizations are parasitized, those civilized individuals are still alive.  Only these parasitic beings can fully obtain the information of the civilization. As for the dead individuals, there are generally no individuals willing to parasitize them. But the problem is that this time the Japanese people we used as parasites are all dead.  , socough cough cough!" Zhu Runfa pondered for a moment after hearing this.  Then he said hesitantly: "You mean, because these Japanese people are corpses, they don't get comprehensive information when they are parasitic? But even so, I can understand their IQ decline, but becoming a Japanese soldier in World War II is considered a  What's the point?" "Ahem!" The customer service girl coughed, "It's actually quite simple! Although these Japanese devils were taken into the interstellar store just after they died, most of their body cells are still alive.  The brain is an exception. Although you quickly brought them into the interstellar store, many of the brain cells had already died - the brain was far more fragile than you thought. Later, before the parasitism started, you used high-energy repair fluid to repair it.  After their physical damage, brain cells were also repaired in the process. However, brain cells are different from ordinary cells after all. Although their physical damage has been repaired, the memories they carry have been lost forever.  . So when they are parasitized, the parasites can only get part of the information, and these information are basically the ones that impressed them most when they were alive. The ones that impressed them most were definitely right-wingers.  "But that's not right!" Zhu Runfa pointed at the fanatical "Oriental people" and said strangely, "Even then, these guys have amnesia at best, but now they look like they are crazy.  Are you confused?" "Ahem!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, and then said weakly, "Young man, don't you know what a 'brain supplement' is?" Zhu Runfa said with a drop of cold sweat on his head.  He said awkwardly, "Of course I know about brain augmentation, but what does this have to do with brain augmentation?" "Of course it does!" The customer service girl smiled, "These parasites are intelligent after all, and they are not really amnesiacs.  ! So after receiving this information, they thought that these were all the information of this civilization. In order to adapt to thisThe survival of civilizations, so they automatically strengthened their understanding of these civilizations and made up a lot of things in their minds.  For example" "For example" Zhu Runfa looked at the group of "Oriental people" with a dark look on his face, and cold sweat broke out on his head. "Ahem, cough, cough!  "The customer service girl coughed and laughed dryly, "For example, because you are their master, they think of you as their emperor.  Now these guys are full of fanatical militaristic thoughts, and they are already preparing to open up territories for you, build the imperial paradise, and build the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!  So ahemEmperor Judai is onboard!  " "Emperor Zhu Dai is on board!  Daitoyo Empire onboard!  Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere onboard!  "A group of aliens disguised as "Orientals" followed the customer service girl enthusiastically, shouting at the top of their lungs. "This" Emperor Zhu Da looked at this group of "people" stupidly, and his head gradually began to grow. (  To be continued.)
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