"What are you yelling for? It's okay to get out of here. Do you think it doesn't hurt anymore?" The voice is familiar, and the look is a bit familiar, but this hairstyle, makeup, and tone of voice, I really don't recognize her. I know the woman. The one with red lips and white teeth is not gentle and elegant, except of course the Tyrannosaurus rex of my ex-girlfriend~~ After I pondered for a while, I finally recognized the girl in front of me. Isn¡¯t this the beauty who kicked me in the balls and engaged in a special profession? I finally believe that a woman is different before putting on makeup and after putting on put on. I also understand why on a blind date, the man asks the woman to wash her face before seeing him again. This is so stupid, they are completely different! "Can you borrow two pieces of clothing? I will pay for it." After saying this, I was very embarrassed. I am very simple and have never been so presumptuous. "Are you sick? Are you a fetishist? Do you like the original flavor?" The "beautiful girl" in front of me who can no longer be called a beauty has a small mouth like a machine gun. I was dumbfounded when she said it. It's not that I can't answer, it's This guy's bad breath is so bad, he must have eaten stinky tofu, otherwise how could the smell be so bad! At this moment, I really want to pull Zhang Laosan over. His garlic-smelling mouth is definitely comparable to the girl in front of me. The two of them are facing each other to see who can knock the other out first. "This is not because you have good taste in clothes. Buy a few pieces for my wife. If you don't buy them, I will buy them elsewhere." As I said this, I took out a few big unity sheets, and I felt distressed in my heart. It was not that I didn't want to give them to Sadako. When I bought clothes with Xiaoqian, I only spent the same price to buy new clothes to buy old ones. I am still engaged in a special occupation. If a skin disease or something infects me again, who the hell am I going to find reason~! It¡¯s not that I¡¯m discriminating against special industries. This woman in front of me has really lost the face of women in special industries. Her noble appearance immediately changed when she saw the money. She had a professional smile on her face and her eyes were shining brightly. Holding the banknote in my hand. "Wait!" After the beauty said that, she closed the door and went into the house. I had to stand outside and wait. After a while, the beauty came out with a pile of clothes in her hand, including panties. This was simply a must-have. No effort required! "I want this one, this one, this one and this one, and finally I need this one." I picked a few pieces at random. After all, Sadako and Xiaoqian are both beauties. They look good in anything they wear, and the person opposite them is Although it¡¯s scary without makeup, I have a good taste in buying clothes. Finally, I picked up the panties, but I didn¡¯t expect that there was a white thing stuck on the panties. I am very familiar with this thing. I have promoted this before. Isn¡¯t this just a sanitary napkin? "Shameless, gangster! I told you that you are a pervert. You really like this tone. You should have told me earlier. Let's go into the room and talk." "II'm really not a fetishist, I really am. An upright person! I just want to buy two pairs of underwear and a bra.¡± After saying this, I didn¡¯t believe that I was really upright. Who would buy a bra and underwear from a woman? After saying this, I just picked it up. The good clothes covered my crotch to prevent me from cutting off my children and grandchildren again. Just when I took out a few more pictures of Mao Zedong, everything was settled. I bought four clothes, two pairs of pants, two inners and two bras for 800 yuan. No matter how I calculated it, I felt it was not a good deal. When I returned home with this pile of things, I saw Sadako and Xiaoqian sitting on the sofa. The news was playing on the TV. I didn't expect that these two people were so concerned about national affairs. Just when I was about to put on my clothes. When I was giving it to them, a white shadow flashed across my face, which almost scared me enough to throw away the clothes in my hand. "Zhang Laosan, if you knock your head, will you wrap your whole head in gauze?" I asked curiously. "I'm injured. I need to rest. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do. You can buy some food and call me later." Zhang Laosan didn't answer my question directly, but held his head and went to sleep on the floor he made. One mistake turned into an eternal hatred. Such a lazy person who is worse than me actually clung to me. I must ask Sadako for an explanation from Sadako who was the initiator of this incident. First, she turned my place into a reception for fools. agency, and then got a loser like Zhang Laosan, and then Xiaoqian. Of course, if they were all people like Xiaoqian, I would be happy to take this job, but who can guarantee that the next one will not be a ferocious evil ghost? When I told Sadako about this situation, she actually pulled me towards the bedroom. My heart skipped a beat. Although Sadako had said that we wanted to be husband and wife before, she had never done anything as a couple, and she never did it again. After mentioning this matter, you now pulled me to the bedroom, ignoring Xiaoqian's doubtful eyes. Could it be that you wanted to use your body to block my doubts? "I think I should tell you something clearly." Sadako looked at me and said. "I understand, whatever you want, I'll let you do it, I won't resist." IHe put his hands on both sides of his legs, turned his head to the side, and closed his eyes tightly, waiting for the moment of being violated. "What are you going to do?" Sadako looked at me confused. "Ah? Of course you are so bad. You want me to say it with my own mouth. I didn't expect you to like this tone." Thinking that I have to say with my own mouth that Sadako wants to violate me, I feel a little excited in my heart. Could it be me? He really has a strong taste and is actually interested in a female ghost? Maybe Sadako is not the female ghost in the horror movie at all, but more like a living girl, so I am excited? I comfort myself so much. "What? I want to tell you something about the underworld." Sadako finished speaking and sat on the bed, completely ignoring me who was instantly petrified. At this moment, I felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured from head to toe. The fire in my body just now was completely extinguished after Sadako said this. Not even ashes were left. I thought I had retained it for more than twenty years. My body will be handed over today. I thought there would be a sexy scene like that in a novel. Is this all bullshit! "But I was still very interested when I heard Sadako talk about the underworld. What is the underworld? I have seen that the underworld is in the west of the earth before. Of course, these are all deceptions of the ancients. "The underworld is also the underworld, but it is not the same as hell. The underworld is attached to the underworld. The underworld only accepts people who have died in the human world. The underworld accepts some virtual dead. Xiaoqian and I do not exist in this virtual world, but we appear alive. "In front of you." "That's what I said." "But the underworld and the underworld are a little confused for some reason. Some ghosts living in the underworld and the underworld will come to the world, and some of these ghosts will turn into entities, such as Xiaoqian and I are more like humans now, but we have super powers than ordinary people. " Sadako's explanation made me understand a little bit, but I always feel that the more I listen to it, the more it sounds like a fantasy novel. This is a city! This is reality, this is my world, it¡¯s not like I have traveled to another world. "You are our chosen agent from the underworld. You will receive this group of people from the underworld and the underworld, and you will arrange their lives in the human world. These people only have one month, and I am here to follow you as the underworld agent. If you cooperate, I will not go back until the time and space of the underworld and the underworld return to normal. This is why I want to be a fake couple with you. "These words are so shocking to me. It turns out that the underworld really exists, and I don't know what nonsense the underworld is. Things actually exist, and I am actually some kind of agent of the underworld. This feeling is very domineering and powerful? No, I feel more that my responsibilities are heavier, and the most shocking thing to me is that Sadako actually lives here and never leaves! The fake couple is to deceive others, but my real identity is the person who leads me. This makes me unhappy. How can I say that I am also an agent of the underworld? In some novels, agents are very awesome. I still need to listen to a fictional one. If I were a female ghost, if I met the manager of the underworld, I would point my nose at him and scold him. I don¡¯t know much about the underworld, the underworld, and what kind of space is disrupted. I just know that in the days to come, I will receive a group of monsters and monsters, and I have to arrange a life for them on earth without giving them any compensation. This person is simply unlucky!