"I don't understand what you're talking about. I only know that you will stay for a long time, Xiaoqian will only stay for a month, and in the days to come, there will be monsters and monsters coming to my house through this broken TV to serve me, right?" " That's probably the truth, you worked hard." "Thank you sister!" Of course I didn't say this out loud, I just cursed in my heart. It's so unethical to bother me like this. I have no money and no power, how can I serve these grandparents and aunts from the underworld and the underworld? And asking me to make arrangements for them is simply bullying. Sadako looked at me with sympathy, which made me even more annoyed. It was clear that she meant to interfere, but who did I provoke? I offended someone! "I can't do it. You can find someone else. If you can't do it, kill me!" I'm willing to risk everything. It's just a life. At worst, I'll be a ghost and enjoy the feeling of being served. What's so great about it? Who's afraid of who? Ah, my eyes have been staring at Sadako. I am watching her movements. If she really plans to kill me, I will run away immediately. It is not that I am afraid of anyone, but that I cherish life. Perhaps she was shocked by my "domineering" appearance. Sadako didn't know what to say for a moment, and stared at me with those big eyes. At this moment, I felt a little weak, because when Sadako's eyes stared at me, I always felt a little nervous. A creepy feeling. "Don't look at me like this, I won't accept your trick." I heard that I had no confidence in what I said. "You will also get benefits. For example, we will protect you. For example, if you stay with us, your strength will become stronger and stronger, and your life span will be longer and longer. The pot of golden scale leaves that I asked you to bring back today will extend your life. Efficacy. " Sadako said one thing after another. I was stunned for a moment. Why is my strength getting stronger? I don't want to resist the sack. What about golden scale leaves extending life? It's like a cultivation novel. , the most practical thing is that Sadako can protect me. Although it is embarrassing for a man to be protected by a woman, this is really the only benefit I see so far. ¡°If someone had told me about pyramid schemes before, I would have thought they were very talkative, but now that I have seen Sadako¡¯s skills, those pyramid schemes are really weak. "Don't hide, don't be afraid, face the sun, and you will find tomorrow." After Sadako said this, she walked out, leaving me alone to meditate silently. It took me a long time to react, and I said to Sadako who was already sitting in the living room, "Oh no, this is not from The Croods. You have been watching DVDs at home recently!" There is one more person in the house and two ghosts living together. It¡¯s also fun, because every day I don¡¯t just eat alone, nor do I buy incense for a Sadako. This time I have to buy a double portion of the incense, and I also have to bring one portion to Zhang Laosan for dinner. This guy feels like knocking on the head. Since he is planning to live in my house for a long time, in his words, "I'm afraid there will be sequelae even if my head is healed." To say that I am a kind-hearted person, I lost my temper after being blackmailed like this. Anyway, I have to support two people. On the way out to buy food, I thought of this. When I was buying ramen, I gave it to Ya to take care of my illness. I dug two tablespoons of chili and half a bottle of free vinegar. "Brother, you can't eat free food like this, right? Be careful if you eat it bad." The owner of the ramen shop said with contempt. "It's okay, I'm in great shape and I eat delicious food. You're right, Lan Tianforget about advertising." Carrying two portions of ramen and two incense candles in his hand, it's not that I don't want to buy more I keep joss sticks at home, which saves me running back and forth, but I'm afraid that I will get Sadako and Xiaoqian into the habit of eating late night snacks. Now I won't feel hungry after eating a handful of joss sticks, but if I buy a bunch of them, then I won't It's the same, I'm proud of being prudent and careful, whoever marrieswhoever marries me is really blessed. When I got home, the "beautiful woman" across from me was about to go out and gave me a seductive smile. I must have been excited before. But since I saw her without makeup today, I have no interest or sexual interest in her at all. ¡¤¡¤¡¤ "Did you buy it? I'm starved to death, and you are too slow. Young people lack exercise." Before Sadako and Xiaoqian could speak, Zhang Laosan, the old helper, complained and looked at him He was lying on the ground leisurely and tapping his legs. I really doubted that he was the dirty old man I always saw on the floor when I went to the station to buy tickets. Wait, why is it different? Where did the Adidas Zhang Laosan wear come from? There is also the pair of Converse sweatpants, and the most important thing is the pair of hooks on the feet. These are all mine! And they are the only three genuine items among my clothes! "I'll fight you, old bastard!" After saying that, I rushed forward. "Sir, spare your life, because of my old face, because of my inability to restrain a chicken, because of the fact that I am older than you, because of the fact that I kowtowed, because of the fact that I was injured for you, look" ¡¤¡¤¡± ¡°Look at you¡±Lord! " After I said that, I raised my foot and kicked Zhang Laosan's wrinkled face like a Shar Pei dog. You can't blame me for disrespecting the elderly and loving the young. I always give up my seat to the elderly when I get on the bus. If you want to blame it, I blame Zhang Laosan. The third wife was so cruel. I was still angry when I thought of this, so I kicked him again. Xiaoqian looked at me with a scared look. When I turned my head, I quickly looked away, while Sadako was stunned. I suddenly felt that my image was ruined. I was a civilized young man. When I crossed the road, I always waited for a red light to pass before I could cross. I threw away the waste paper after eating on the street. In other people's car baskets, I feel that my quality is too high. "Eat it, I will kill you!" " Looking at Zhang Laosan, who looked miserable, I gave him the packet with the seasoning. When the guy saw the ramen, his decadence disappeared, his eyes lit up, he opened it and ate it without using chopsticks at all. I began to doubt Was this guy really a fortune teller before? Or was he just a homeless man on the street? Of course I have to serve Sadako and Xiaoqian properly. After all, I can¡¯t afford to offend these two ghost sisters, even though I look at Xiaoqian very much. Gentle, who can guarantee that you won¡¯t cast a spell on me when you are angry? ¡°Ah~~~¡± Just after I lit the incense for the second ghost, the second ghost was about to eat, and when I was about to eat, Zhang Laosan. There was a roar that scared me so much that I almost threw the ramen in my hand on the ground. When I turned around, I saw that the little Sanye looked like a cooked crab and his whole body was running around. At this moment, he was looking for water everywhere. Finally, he rushed into the bathroom and drank it directly. Facing the faucet, I felt a little guilty, as if the joke had gone too far. Even the weak Xiao Qian gave me a look of condemnation, not to mention the eldest sister Sadako, who was looking at me with wide eyes at this moment. It seemed like I had done something earth-shattering. "Third brother, third uncle, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you can't eat spicy food. How about you eat my share?" " "roll! " Zhang Laosan was obviously angry. His hands were numb from the heat. When he said get out of here, he sprayed saliva all over my face. "Ahem, let's eat ours and he'll drink his. By the way, Xiaoqian, where are you going to play? What are you going to do this month? Since I opened this agency, I guarantee the service. " No one answered my words. The second ghost was probably completely impressed by me. I admired my own speed in changing the subject and changing my face. Poor Zhang Laosan still thought that I wanted to continue to appease him, and he was posing as if he was ready to enjoy it. But he saw me picking up my portion of ramen and eating it "I want to go to Jay Chou's concert." "Xiaoqian said sheepishly. "You in the underworld also listen to his hum, haha? " "Well, the information there is very developed. If it weren't for the chaos in the underworld, I think it might be a fairyland. "Sadako said with a nostalgic look on her face. "Hey, it's no longer a fairyland. Now think about how to fulfill Xiaoqian's request. Xiaoqian, what do you like about Zhou Jiegun? " "I like his charming big eyes. " "Are you sure you didn't tell the wrong person? Is it the one that sings hum hum ha hey? ¡± I asked in surprise, if she said she likes handsomeness or talent, I would agree, but she actually said she likes the other person¡¯s big eyes. This is like someone saying he likes Guo Jingming, and you ask what he likes about Guo Jingming, and he replies, do you like Guo Jingming¡¯s tall and tall features? figure.