Zhang Laosan, this fucked-up thing, yelled "Oh my God" and then burrowed under the bed. His speed was definitely on par with Liu Xiang's record-breaking hurdles speed, and his drilling posture was also very standard, I guess. I usually train a lot. I once fantasized about the first customer arriving. Ever since Sadako told me that this place would serve as an intermediary, I began to strengthen my heart. But at this moment, I found that I was still very weak. I was so scared that I couldn't leave. Moving, I have to say that Zhang Laosan is better than me, at least he can get under the bed. "Sadako, Sadako! Look who this guy is~~" My voice may be trembling, but I don't pay attention to it at all at the moment. I just stare at the pile of green smoke that has not dispersed. "I can't see clearly due to the heavy smoke." Sadako took my sunglasses and put them on at the moment, with the heart-to-heart tissue covering her mouth. This spendthrift old lady, I just bought the Heart-to-Heart Touch. Every time I wipe my nose or PP, I can¡¯t bear to use it. I save it and use it when I¡¯m having sex As my life improves, my standard of living must also improve. Unlike before, I Use newspapers ahem, it's too hard to look back on the past, so let's look at the present first. "Is this what it is?" A hint of a young woman's voice came out from the green smoke. Of course, it could be an aunt, but her voice was really young. "Is this coming on a tractor?" I looked at the green smoke filling the room and had to complain. Now that the country is claiming to save energy and reduce emissions, how much air is polluted by this smoke! After I said this, the room fell silent. I don¡¯t know if my words were harmful or something happened. It¡¯s like you are chatting with a bunch of friends and suddenly everyone is quiet, which makes me a little uncomfortable. I couldn't see Sadako when I looked back, because the green smoke had spread to the entire room. I took advantage of the heavy smoke and quietly retreated to the bathroom. I first found a cover to avoid being frightened by the first customer I saw later. Of course not Not afraid of scaring her, but afraid of her scaring me. The green smoke slowly dissipated. At this moment, I saw two women in white clasping their hands. Both of them were looking at each other silently with tears. If there is any difference, one has a bun and the other has loose hair. One is taller and the other is shorter. , one is China and the other is Japan. "Xiao Qian?" I said in disbelief, and at the same time I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart. Fortunately, there was no one with a crooked neck, a head, and no eyes, otherwise I would have definitely passed out again. Looking at Xiao Qian at the moment, I felt very complicated, because This Xiaoqian looks so much like Wang Zuxian. If anything, she is more beautiful than Wang Zuxian! Wait, when will Sadako change into her white clothes? Did I miss something? It's all because of the white smoke, otherwise I would have seen what I needed to see. The uncensored big breasts and fair skin flashed through my mind one by one at this moment. "You know me?" Xiaoqian looked frightened, her already big eyes widened even more because of fear or something else. "Who doesn't know you? You're prettier than on TV." After I said that, I wanted to slap myself. Is the person on TV still alive? Is this a parallel space or something that popped out of it? I don't know. This question has never come out. I wanted to ask the moment Sadako appeared. I read a novel a while ago that said his wife was also a ghost. It turned out that his wife came out of the movie, and then the ghosts in the movie disappeared. This makes no sense at all, but compared to the current Sadako and Xiaoqian , I feel that the previous novel still makes sense, because neither Sadako nor Xiaoqian exist! "Oh, the person you are talking about is Wang Zuxian." Xiaoqian said weakly. "You know Joey Wong!!!" At this moment, my eyes were widened. I guess my mouth can fit a fist in. This shocked me so much that Xiaoqian actually knew Joey Wong! This is like one day Ximen Qing told you that he knew Edison Chen. Of course, my metaphor is very unhealthy. Anyway, it is this kind of surprise! "Don't be surprised, in the underworld we not only learn the languages ????of various countries, we also learn the cultures of various countries, and entertainment culture is also culture!" Sadako explained. I am completely convinced. This underworld is even better than the business schools mentioned before. All the students who come out are top students. Why does the underworld cultivate such versatile people? Is the competition in the underworld so fierce? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡ After all, we have written so many novels, but no one has written about the underworld in detail. Of course, those who can write about the underworld in detail probably cannot write novels at this moment. "Under my questioning, Sadako and Xiaoqian seemed to have made an agreement, and they didn't mention anything about the underworld or why they came. "I will tell you later." Sadako said. ¡°Forget it, don¡¯t say it if you don¡¯t want to say it, but??Is the third child still under the bed? " The question I asked really attracted people's attention. Xiaoqian looked at the bottom of the bed in horror. It made me feel that she was too artificial. I had to figure out that she was a female ghost. How could she be so timid, just like a person who was affected by The frightened rabbit really doubted how she and her grandma snatched the man's soul together. When everyone looked under the bed with various emotions, they found that Zhang Laosan was already sleeping and snoring. I felt like I was in front of him. Fighting hard, it felt like he was eating meat in the back. I don¡¯t know whether this old bastard was really scared or just pretending to be scared, but he actually fell asleep! "Hey, third brother, wake up quickly~~Hey! Wake up! "I yelled twice but the old guy was still asleep, so I had to use my trump card! "Third brother, it's time to eat! " "time to eat? where? What to eat? "Zhang Laosan said in a daze, and at the same time he wanted to sit up, but as you can imagine, his head hit the bed board hard. "I really admire this old stick, you said he is already old, don't tell me Forget about hygiene, he is still so greedy for life and afraid of death. Just now I set an example for him. When the heresy happened, I stood motionless. This kind of manly spirit Zhang Laosan has never learned in his whole life. Of course, you can also say that I am scared to the point of weakness Xiaoqian is obviously not used to other people's lives. Think about it, the era she was in has passed a long, long time ago. After all, she is also an ancient person. Sadako is here. It took a week to get used to it, let alone Xiaoqian who felt extremely timid. ¡°Dang Xiao, please come here. "Sadako stood outside the door and called me. "The pace of walking was very slow, because I looked at Sadako's expression and tone, and a bad premonition arose spontaneously. This was the feeling of being plotted. It feels more accurate than a woman predicting when her aunt will arrive. "You go over to the other side and borrow some more clothes." Sadako was a little embarrassed after saying that, but she also felt that it was natural for her and I to pretend to be husband and wife. "No. Bar? I was almost kicked out of my eggs by the tigress across from me. Are you asking me to continue giving eggs to her instead? Can't you buy a new one? " I said dissatisfied. After all, this is a dangerous job. The person opposite me feels more like a female ghost. She paints colorful flowers every day. In the dead of night, there will be waves of ambiguous voices coming from her house. I usually call her I¡¯m being polite for beautiful women. I¡¯ve lived here for more than a year and I still don¡¯t know this woman¡¯s name. Every time I hear him telling different men that his name is Honghong, Fangfang, Ellie, and James~~~Ahem, I made a spoof of the last name. "We can't wear new ones. The tailor from the underworld hasn't come yet, otherwise we would have asked her to make clothes for us. Now we can only wear those worn by others. " "It's bad luck for me. "I whispered, and then walked towards the opposite side. "Remember to borrow two pairs of underwear. "Sadako smiled charmingly at me again. I am now used to her charming smile, but I don't understand what kind of underwear a female ghost wears. If not, both of them are wearing white clothes, so I deliberately put the water on Splashing it on them will definitely be wonderful. "Dong dong dong" I was thinking about what to say when I knocked on the door. Buying clothes is a trivial matter. If I asked to buy underwear, would I get kicked in the balls again? I thought about it in the morning. My crotch twitched when I encountered it. ¡°What¡¯s going on? " "What a fool! "The door opened, and I saw a woman with disheveled hair, red eyes, and a cigarette in her mouth. She sprayed a stink on my face when she spoke. Could it be that this woman also traveled through time from my TV? The result was different. Did you notice that you ran to the other side?