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- 'Okay, okay, don't look at me as if you were the enemy who killed your father. I admit, what I just said is indeed a bit disgusting, but you are also responsible. Who asked you to say such ambiguous words? We are not Really gay, right? So we are responsible. You are probably 9 and I am 1 Okay, okay, don't you just blame me for not following your rhythm? Okay, okay, then what are you busy with during this time? Something. ¡®
Guo Rui also knew that there was no point in pursuing it further. Such disgusting words between the two of them had been going on for who knows how many years. Either you disgusted me or I disgusted you.
¡°Tch, of course it¡¯s a very important thing. You don¡¯t know how much precious time I wasted on that shameful website of yours. Let me tell you, I am observing and studying the menstrual cycles of the beauties in our community! ¡®
¡®¡Can you tell me how you observe and study such interesting things? ¡®
¡®Tsk, this starts with the International Dental Association. 'Guo Rui stared at the sky and fell into memories.
¡®How on earth does something as popular as investigating the menstrual cycles of beautiful women get related to something as disgusting and deceptive as the International Dental Association? ¡®
¡®Don¡¯t make trouble and listen to me. According to research by the International Dental Association, 80% of women will experience side leakage on the days when they bleed every month! 'Guo Rui glared at Li Tao angrily, as if blaming this guy for destroying the atmosphere of memories that he had finally brewed, causing him to pretend to look at the stars again.
"This data must have been fabricated by the unscrupulous International Dental Association" Li Tao really couldn't bear it anymore, Smecta will definitely die if he doesn't complain!
Li Tao really couldn't help but complained, but Guo Rui dismissed him as airless and continued:
'So using ordinary people's common sense, of course you have to wash the quilt after side leakage, so as long as you observe when the quilt is hung on the balcony of the beautiful woman, and then whether it is hung on those days every month, you can find out who the beautiful woman is. Accurate data of menstrual cycle! Do you know that after many years No, in fact, I only started investigating in the past two years. Haha, don't look at me like this. It's all for science, do you understand? ¡®
¡®Are you lying to primary school students? ¡®Li Tao didn¡¯t give me any face.
¡°¡I have investigated the approximate menstrual cycles of a total of twelve unmarried beauties in our community¡¡± Guo Rui ignored them and said what he was proud of.
¡®Excuse me, what¡¯s the point of doing such a shameless, disgusting and obscene investigation? Could it be that if you know a girl¡¯s menstrual cycle, you can gain her favor from then on? ¡®Li Tao said that his IQ was temporarily offline.
¡®Of course it makes sense, think about it, these twelve high-quality resources are all mine, they are all mine! Huh, at least in my heart they are mine. Let me tell you, no one can get them. They cannot betray me! ¡®
¡®So, Xiao Guo, what are you going to do with this? ¡®
¡®Of course it is used to destroy their feelings and destroy their heterosexual behavior. Think about it, if someone wants to pick up with them and I find out, then I will quietly find out the information of that man, walk up to him in front of his house and say, buddy, I heard that you have feelings for Xiaofang. Bad intentions, do you know she is my woman? What? If you don¡¯t believe it, damn, I even know when she is inconvenient, from XX to OO, if you don¡¯t believe me, go check it out. Humph, don¡¯t compete with me for a woman, haha, laugh, understand? , Li Tao, do you think it¡¯s very embarrassing? ¡®
¡®Then as suitors who don¡¯t know the truth disappear one by one, these beauties will slowly grow older, feel hesitant and lower their demands, and then my opportunity will come! Wahahahahahahahaha
¡®Ah, Li Tao, where are you going? 'Guo Rui looked at Li Tao strangely as he suddenly walked towards the roadside and walked in a certain direction.
In his puzzled eyes, Li Tao walked firmly towards the policeman on the roadside.
¡®Hey, uncle policeman, that¡¯s him, that pervert! Li Tao gritted his teeth and pointed at Guo Rui and said to the police uncle.
¡®Damn it, Li Tao, you are so cruel! 'Guo Rui saw the police uncle walking towards him and stood up quickly. ¡®Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, comrade police, this is my good friend and brother, we are just joking. ¡®
The policeman stopped, looked at Li Tao suspiciously, and asked: 'Comrade, is what he said true? Please don't make fun of the police, otherwise it will be a big deal. ¡®
¡®Uncle policeman¡¡¯
¡®Do I look very old? I¡¯m probably in my 20s anyway. What do you mean by calling a policeman in his 20s a police uncle? Let me tell you that public officials are human beings too and need dignity. ¡®
¡®Ahbrother policeman,¡¯ Li Tao immediately changed his story. 'Although I do know this pervert, I am very serious this time. You don't know, this pervert's behavior has become so bad that I can't bear it. For the sake of national security and to strengthen the party's theoretical study, use The latest theoretical achievements of the party have armed my mind, so I decided to eliminate relatives for justice! ¡®
¡®Li Tao, aren¡¯t you a pervert yourself? Brother policeman, I want to report him too! ¡®
¡®What can I do for you to report? You can tell at a glance that I am one of the top ten good people in China. I can¡¯t compare to a pervert like you. I really didn¡¯t expect you to be so heartbroken! 'Li Tao heard Guo Rui's words, smiled disdainfully, and then sternly condemned him.
¡®That Dharma God of yours¡¡¯
Li Tao's expression changed to a smile, and he looked at the policeman who looked at him and Guo Rui with strange and cautious eyes: "Oh, brother policeman, actually I was just joking with my brother. I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry." Sorry to bother you, why don't you sit down and let us have a drink to express our sincere apologies? ¡®
The policeman looked at these two wretched guys strangely, and finally shook his head: "Forget it, since it's okay, I'll leave. I want to tell you that reporting a false case is very serious. If you take it seriously, you won't be finished. Don't take advantage of the police." joke! Now that everything is okay, I will leave and stop drinking. I am on duty. ¡®
After saying that, the policeman shook his head and left.
¡®Goodbye police brother. ¡®
¡®Goodbye police brother. ¡®
The two said goodbye to their respected police brother in unison, and then their eyes met again, like enemies.
¡®Nima, you betrayed me and wasted my decades of friendship with you! ¡®Guo Rui was angry.
'What if I don't betray you? The three views of this book are completely upright. But because of you, a perverted supporting character, the tone of the whole book has dropped several levels. You said that for my welfare, I should I shouldn't have stopped you! ¡®
¡®There¡¯s no need to call the police directly. ¡®
¡®My mother said that if you can¡¯t handle things yourself, just go to the police to handle them. I really can¡¯t bear to see you go astray ¡®
¡®So you just sold me directly, right? 'Guo Rui laughed angrily.
¡®They¡ they¡ they are not as good as you say. ¡®
¡®Fuck you, I didn¡¯t say hello. ¡®(To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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