¡®Okay, okay, let¡¯s have a drink and talk. Li Tao waved his hand and said calmly to the angry Guo Rui with an expression like "I didn't do anything just now."
¡®Damn it, you scumbag, how do you understand the sadness in my heart? I¡¯m still a virgin! Do you know what a bloody fact, you have such a beautiful and mentally retarded girlfriend, Mad AND Fad, it pisses me off so much. ¡®
¡®Hey, hey, don¡¯t talk nonsense. I will get angry if you talk nonsense about my wife. What does it mean to be mentally retarded? "Li Tao became serious at this time. After all, it doesn't matter if he is joking. It is just a joke to greet both parents. It doesn't matter if it is true. But when Guo Rui said Phil, it is not a joke. A man speaks ill of his wife, even if he is a Buddha. There is fire.
Guo Rui was stunned for a moment, then he put his hands together, lowered his head and said: 'I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry. ¡®
¡®Hmph, please pay attention next time. My wife doesn¡¯t even know how smart she is. Otherwise, she could have chosen me, who is so wise and powerful? ¡®
¡®That¡¯s why I said that¡¡¯
¡®Fuck, you want to fight, right? ¡®
'I have to give you one hand to fight with you. Damn, don't think I don't know. You usually fight with your right hand, so the muscles in your right hand are developed. But I always fight with both hands, so I use both hands. Extremely developed, if you compare with me, just compare, whoever is afraid of the other. ¡®Guo Rui stretched out his fist and shook it.
¡°Damn it, don¡¯t make fun of my wife, otherwise I¡¯ll be really angry. And I¡¯m not afraid to tell you that my wife is a legendary martial arts master. She has no pressure at all to crush you, a masturbating young man. ¡®
'real? Forget it, even if it's fake, I can't possibly fight her. It's really depressing to think about it. I found that since I met your wife, it seems that my twelve beauties suddenly became passers-by'
¡®Don¡¯t think so much, okay? Those twelve beauties are not yours yet. Don¡¯t be too crooked. Too much crookedness will harm your health. ¡®
¡®Tch, did you call me out just to show off? If so, then I¡¯ll leave after eating? "When Li Tao said this, Guo Rui also felt sad. He picked up the barbecue that the boss had just brought and ate it in big gulps. It felt like eating to relieve sorrow.
'By the way, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me. I'm here first to thank you, and secondly, I have a good job to introduce to you. I guarantee that you can live the life of the protagonist in Wai Wai's novel. Don't worry about it then. Speaking of twelve beauties, there are even a thousand and one beauties! ¡®
"Don't lie. You, the protagonist, only have one wife. I am a supporting character and I can have several wives. One would be good, and it must be two levels uglier than your wife, right?" 'Guo Rui bit the chicken wing and said disdainfully.
Li Tao was startled, looked around, then hissed in a low voice, and said angrily: "Damn it, can you stop spoiling yourself? Spoiler parties are the most annoying. Do you know that? It's okay." Don't watch the video or watch the live broadcast, otherwise the readers will fuck the whole family. ¡®
"I'm afraid of eggs If the worst happens, I'll just take it. Anyway, I'm just a virtual character. It doesn't matter if I go to the crematorium. I'll continue to appear in the next book and it will be a good supporting role." ¡®
¡®Don¡¯t be so pessimistic, okay? I really have a good job for you, Pope, does the Pope understand? It¡¯s amazing. Look at Western countries changing their pope, and the whole world is paying attention. How amazing! ¡®
¡®That is indeed powerful, but the pope you are talking about is the pope of your Fashen sect, right? ¡®
¡®Then you still need to ask? ¡®Li Tao is very doubtful about Guo Rui¡¯s IQ.
¡®That¡¯s just for people to entertain themselves. Come on, we are not children anymore. Why are we still playing with these things? ¡®
"Paralysis, it seems that I need to use a trick, otherwise this guy won't believe it."
Li Tao decided to use some of his ¡®powers¡¯.
¡®¡®Guo Rui¡¡¯
¡®Well, what are you doing? 'Guo Rui replied casually.
Li Tao smiled and said nothing. A minute later, Guo Rui wiped out the chicken legs in his hands and continued to reach out to grab another chicken wing.
Damn it, didn't you feel that my voice just appeared directly in your mind? I didn't speak. My mouth didn't move. Didn't you notice this? Damn it, are you just naturally dumb? ? Let me tell you, you are not a beautiful woman, so there is no possibility of you being naturally cute in the depths.
??Okay, come again.
¡®**. ¡®
¡®You **, you are the **! ¡®Guo Rui was angry.
¡®Fuck you, can you not be so mentally retarded? Look at me, I didn¡¯t even speak at all, okay? I can make a sound like this, aren¡¯t you surprised? ¡®Li Tao feels so disappointed¡¯??¡¡
¡°¡®Yeah, it¡¯s true. I discovered it when you said that¡¯ Guo Rui was surprised and stopped nibbling. ¡®Did you learn the legendary ventriloquism? ¡®
¡®Nima! ¡®
¡®Guo Rui was startled, covered his ears, and looked at Li Tao in surprise.
¡®Nima, you¡¯ve finally discovered it, right? I¡¯m so loud, but the people next to me don¡¯t respond. I¡¯m talking to you directly in my head. This is called telepathy, and it¡¯s also called super power. Laugh, do you understand? ¡®
¡°¡®Let me go, Taozi, when did you have super powers? This is simply unbelievable¡¯
¡®Can you stop looking so calm and be more serious and let go of the chicken wings from your mouth? "Li Tao acted helpless, and Guo Rui's reaction was a little too weird. Could it be that the news was not important in his heart at all, and he continued to eat barbecue."
'Oh, I don't know why. I didn't feel much after hearing it. It seemed very logical. Maybe I've read too many Wai Wai novels, so after knowing that you became Superman, I felt like - Oh, he also What a waste of money. By the way, do you have superpowers because you believe in that spiritual religion? ¡®
No, actually I am the God of Dharma.
Although Li Tao wanted to say this, Guo Rui probably wouldn't believe it, so he just nodded.
¡®Wow, it¡¯s so powerful. Oh, what kind of pope do you want me to be? Is it the pope of the spiritual religion? If what you say is true, then this Fashen sect is really not a lie but has real materials. In this case, don¡¯t take it too easy when developing offline. Maybe you are not careful and you will die in a few years Rule Korea! ¡®
¡®Why do you want to rule Korea? ¡®
? ¡®Doesn¡¯t ruling Korea mean ruling the entire universe? You don¡¯t even know this. Where did your history go, idiot! 'Guo Rui looked at Li Tao with a look of hatred for iron instead of steel.
I will endure it, and I will continue to endure it.
¡®By the way, why can you appoint anyone as pope at will? This is unscientific. ¡®
'I didn't expect that you could think of this problem with your IQ. It's really gratifying, gratifying To put it simply, there are ten levels in this Fashen sect, namely believers, intermediate believers, senior believers, and auxiliary priests. Priest, high priest, bishop, cardinal, archbishop, pope. This is the hierarchy of the mortal world. ¡®
¡®Oh, then I just cleared the level and became the pope? What's going on with this Fashen Sect? Why is it so casual? It seems there is no future at all. I think it's not going to be long' Guo Rui came to a conclusion after listening.
¡®You are not going to die soon, and your whole family is going to die soon! This is not just for my sake! ¡®
¡®Your face? What are you? ¡®
¡®Hehe, it¡¯s easy to say, I am the spokesperson of God, so my level is higher than that of you, the Pope! ¡®
"This evil God of Law religion is hopeless. The pope and the spokesperson of God are all evil. Wait until it is closed. Sure enough, the world is fair. If you give superpowers, you will take away your IQ." ¡®
¡®¡Can you react with a little bit of flattery instead of a reaction that will kill you if you don¡¯t complain¡¡¯ (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)