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Volume 3 The Road to Becoming a God Chapter 73

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    ¡®By the way, explain it to me carefully.  ¡®

    'ah?  ;Wife, what do you want to explain?  ¡®

    ¡°It seems like someone just said this about the interaction between men, asking women to do something. What¡¯s wrong?  Do you look down on women?  Please explain it clearly to me!  'The last thing Phil likes is for someone to be sexist.

    ¡®Wow, honey, I was just joking!  ¡®

    ¡®Are you kidding? I am not joking with you now. It seems that you have sexist tendencies. Come here, I will teach you a lesson with my mother, and I must correct you!  ¡®

    Damn it, my wife has been fucked by a man, and now she seems to have joined forces with my mother. Is there any way to survive?  What to do, what to dowhat else to do, now the best strategy is to use the Thirty-six Strategies to leave. You have to find an excuse to leave quickly. By the way, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, Guo Rui!

    ¡®Oh, Phil, I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to discuss with Guo Rui. Goodbye, bye, I won¡¯t be at home for dinner. You guys are ready'

    ¡®Stop, stop!  Who are you lying to?  ¡®

    ¡®I really didn¡¯t lie to you, something really happened.  ¡®

    ¡°Okay, I¡¯ll call Guo Rui later, but you didn¡¯t listen to the call, hum hum¡­¡± Phil wrinkled his nose cutely, acting cute.

    I'm going, I won't bring this with me. It's only been more than ten days. How come Phil has integrated into this world so quickly and so well? He even has learned the essential skills for housewives such as mobile phone checking.  It couldn't be that my mother taught meit was my mother who taught me this. My mother wouldn't teach you to sell your son like this.

    Li Tao was not mistaken. He was indeed the one who taught Phil how to make phone calls. He underestimated Wang Zhen's satisfaction with Phil. He really wanted to combine the words "Thousand and One Tips to Prevent Wolfs" and "Three Hundred and Sixty Steps to Prevent Your Husband from Cheating".  He taught him all his secret skills such as "Nine Moves", and Phil also learned very humbly, which led to the complete demise of Li Tao's harem plan.

    Li Tao, who ran out in disgrace, was confused. Since his wife said so, he had no other choice but to call out that guy Guo Rui, take out his cell phone, and make a call.

    ¡®Hey, Xiaorui, come out and treat you to a meal.  ¡®

    ¡®I said no, I have something very important to do now, you know, I really don¡¯t have time!  'Guo Rui said impatiently.

    'You are paralyzed and your working hours are only until 5:30 in the afternoon. You have said before that you turn off your work phone directly after get off work. The boss can't find you even if he wants to find you. You will never work overtime. Isn't it your philosophy of life to refuse to work overtime? Well, are you busy right now?  Stop making excuses, I really want to treat you to a meal, definitely not Shaxian snacks on the roadside.  ¡®

    Guo Rui hesitated for a moment. It was rare for Li Tao to invite him to dinner. But thinking about the great career he was currently undertaking, he hesitated for a moment and refused: "I really have important things to do. Unless I have a girl, otherwise  I will never go out again. You don¡¯t know how much pressure I feel and how envious you are when you bring such a perfect wife back. I have to work hard to pick up girls. I will never do it again.  Got it!  ¡®

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off off, If My Wife Didn¡¯t Want to Go to the Post, I¡¯d Go to an Internet Cafe to Play Masturbation and I Wouldn¡¯t Want to Be with You, a Dead Faggot!

    ¡®Sister?  Yes, there are many girls, come out and I will introduce them to you.  ¡®

    '¡­¡­it is true?  A lot of girls?  ¡®

    'Oh, when have I ever lied to you? I guarantee that you will be satisfied. They are all young and beautiful, and have cheerful personalities. The most important thing is that they are coquettish and pure. Those girls all told me that they said they would wear condoms in this life.  woman!  ¡®

    ¡®A woman with a condom?  ¡®Guo Rui said he didn¡¯t understand.

    ¡®Only for one man!  ¡®

    ¡®Fuck, there is such a perfect girl, okay, okay, okay, where can we meet?  ¡®

    ¡®Barbecue City at No. 27, Zhaiji Fu Road, come quickly.  ¡®

    Motivated by the girl Li Tao described, Guo Rui finished dressing up in almost a minute, and then ran out of the house in a hurry.

    Forty minutes later.

    ¡®Bitch, where¡¯s the girl?  'Guo Rui looked around and found that the girl with the legendary condom was not there, so Li Tao was sitting alone.

    Li Tao calmly stretched out his two hands: "No, it's our two hands. Look, this is my eldest wife, Xiaomei on the right hand, and this is my second wife, Xiaoli, on the left hand. They have grown up happily with me."  For more than twenty years, you have never left me, and you have sworn to serve me for the rest of your life. With your two hands, you have four girls!  ¡®

    ¡®¡­You¡¯re paralyzed and you tricked me into coming out, I¡¯m going to kill you!  ¡®

    ¡®Fuck, fuck, you¡¯re serious,I x, you still come here, let me tell you, if you keep doing this, your brothers will fall out!  "Li Tao was shocked when he saw Guo Rui suddenly rushing towards him like crazy. He ducked left and right.

    Just when the two of them were going crazy, the owner of the BBQ City suddenly appeared: 'You two, you broke my stool, I want you to pay a hundred times the compensation!  ¡®

    The two quickly sat down.

    'Hey, are you really angry? I'm treating you. I'm not lying to you. You don't know how many years it has been since I invited someone to dinner. You should go back and burn incense. You, besides, you  You are really so busy. What are you busy with?  ¡®

    Guo Rui looked at his phone and realized that he seemed to have run out of time. He sighed, sat back in his seat, and shouted loudly: "Boss, I want ten dozen mutton skewers, ten chicken wings, ten chicken legs, ten eggplants, ten dozen  Beer and then ten servings of fried noodles and ten pounds of beef offal!  ¡®

    'okay!  'The boss happily replied, it doesn't matter whether these two guys can finish eating.

    ¡®You are paralyzed. You are ruthlessly seeking revenge on society. Damn it!  "Li Tao was angry. This is bloodletting. How can he finish all the food he ordered?"

    ¡®Boss, just pack another one and I¡¯ll take it home as I said!  ¡®

    ¡®Fuck me, you are cruel.  ¡®Li Tao knelt down.

    The boss is very fast. Although he can¡¯t serve so much at once, the beer and mutton skewers are served quickly.

    Guo Rui opened a beer, picked up the mutton skewers, took a big bite, and then said, "Li Tao, let me tell you."  ¡®

    'ah?  you say.  ¡®

    ¡®Do you know what year it is?  ¡®

    ¡®It¡¯s 2013.  ¡®

    'Isn't that right? 2013 is the first year to fully implement the spirit of the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China. It is a critical year for the implementation of the 12th Five-Year Plan to build a solid foundation for building a moderately prosperous society in an all-round way.  Year.  So in such an important year, I have important things going on, you know?  ¡®

    "That makes sensebut what does this have to do with your sister? I am a party member and you are not even a member of the league. Why are you saying these things to me? Are you going to take the civil service exam?"  ¡®

    ¡®How can civil servants compare with what I am doing now? This is not a priority at all.  'Guo Rui drank all the wine in his hand and then spoke.

    ¡®Do you need to drink so fast?  ¡®

    ¡®I imagined it to be you.  ¡®Guo Rui opened another bottle of beer and started drinking.

    ¡®Imagine being my ***?  You pervert, you are so disgusting, fuck you!  ¡®Li Tao was angry.

    ¡®Poof!  A mouthful of beer spurted out from Guo Rui's mouth, as if he was choking. After he finished spraying, he continued to cough loudly a few times. Before he could regain his breath, he covered his throat in pain. At this moment, Guo Rui really  He had the urge to kill Li Tao.  (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)
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