There was actually a metal instrument in front of me. It looked like it was old, and it had a few buttons on it. What the hell is this? He picked it up curiously and looked at it. He pressed here and there and didn't know which button he touched. The instrument suddenly started up. A red light began to emit from a small hole, which gradually turned into blue light. Just blinking.
Wu Xiaobao felt that the image of a beautiful girl who was about seventeen or eighteen years old suddenly popped up in his mind. She was wearing a Japanese floral short skirt and had short hair that reached her ears. She looked like a very innocent little loli.
The little loli nodded slightly, showing two little rabbit teeth, with a very loving look, and said with a standard smile: "Welcome master to the rebirth and evolution system."
Wu Xiaobao thought he was hallucinating, so he closed his eyes and shook his head, but the little Loli was still smiling silly in his mind.
"Let me strangle you, what a chicken bucket, a rice bucket! Which nunnery did you run out of? Where was that bald donkey who pretended to be crazy just now? Are you two in the same group? Damn! You can't be a hacker, who are you? The person who sent you to assassinate the young master actually dared to enter my brain at will without my permission." Wu Xiaobao suddenly realized, thinking that with this technology, mutants and robots can't do it even if they have eight heads, it must be the one who owes it. The alien did it, grandma, and then scolded: "Little Master, I don¡¯t care if you are a beauty or not, maybe you are a shemale. Get out of my mind quickly, otherwise even the beautiful little Master will spit on you." error?"
The little Loli's eyes were straightened after being scolded, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly in fear, but she still tried to keep a smile on her face and replied: "Hello, Master, I am the customer service of the Rebirth Evolution System. The system has been activated when you were in danger. You have the opportunity to live again and make up for your previous regrets. This is your good opportunity. Not everyone has this opportunity, so you must cherish it."
This time he accidentally fell into the trap, which made Wu Xiaobao very angry. He walked around with his hands on his hips. When he heard this, he immediately aimed another shot at the little Loli:
"Damn, little master, I'm living a delicious life. I don't know how happy I am to be reborn as a bird! Damn you monster, have you grown a brain? What I'm talking about is human. I can't understand you. Listen, I'm owed by that The alien plot! The plot! Do you understand? I am not in danger at all, just crawl out of my mind quickly."
The little Loli wiped her cold sweat and thought to herself, this master is not a nice person to talk to, so she must be careful when speaking. So he said cautiously: "Master, calm down first. I may not have made it clear just now. The system has been started. That is to say, you are already in the process of running the rebirth and evolution system, and you cannot go back for the time being."
"Nima, where am I? How can I go back?!" Wu Xiaobao shouted angrily: "You damn shemale, you'd better find a way for me to go back. Don't think that I can't go back if you are in my mind." I have to find a way to deal with you, and we can talk it out and break up, otherwise I will rape her first and then kill her." Wu Xiaobao deliberately and viciously frightened her, but he also knew that this woman was just an image and there was no way to deal with her.
It was the first time that little Loli saw such a barbaric host. She was stunned for a moment and replied at a loss: "Master, this system is sending you back two hundred years ago. The system will give you a series of As long as you can successfully complete the mission, you can come back after you clear the level."
Wu Xiaobao looked to the left and right, and saw that the surrounding scene was changing rapidly, and it was obviously in the process of transmission. He felt weak all over, and couldn't help but said a little desperately: "Wait, wait, what did you say! Send me back two hundred years ago. What kind of broken system is this? In an era where even eight poles can't fight, just give me back the past two years, and give it to me all at once to two hundred years ago. Those three bastards didn't exist at that time. In addition, if If I can¡¯t pass the level, then I can¡¯t go back, right?¡±
"This system is a randomly selected year and cannot be chosen independently. Master, please be patient and listen to me introduce the functions of the system, so that you can adapt as soon as possible and complete the evolution as soon as possible. You can also come back early, right? If you can't pass the level, you will always be there. Stay in that era." The little Loli tried her best to keep smiling, but the corners of her mouth kept twitching.
Wu Xiaobao was right when he thought about it. He had been plotted anyway, so he took care of himself as soon as he came. He said: "Okay~~ Damn you demon, then hurry up and I will evolve quickly. My business of several million per second has been Those three bastards are living eunuchs, I will come back to settle the score with them!"
"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible, please don't freeze. Simply put, the purpose of this evolutionary system is "survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest". Only the strongest can finally get a chance to be reborn. You have to fight with yourself and overcome culture as soon as possible. In conflict, we have to compete with the humans at that time, and most importantly, we have to compete with other customers of the system. We choose the strongest in each era. Only the strongest system customers can enter the final stage of rebirth. The entire evolutionary process can be said It has gone through many tests~~".
¡°Don¡¯t pretend to be Darwin, the theory of evolution has long been proven to be pure.To be blind is to make nonsense. The little master is not as strong as a robot, not as disgusting as an alien, and not as perverted as a mutant. He can still play around with them. Let¡¯s talk about some substance and stop being so vain! "
"Okay, Master~~ The system has 10 levels. According to the level of the customer's ability in each system, different levels are assigned to serve as level masters. Customers have goals to pass the level. Once achieved, they can pass the level. You belong to the fifth level in the middle. , the first level is the highest. For example, if you complete the task and reach the fourth level, you must kill the fourth level owner to achieve the goal before you can pass the level. If the sixth level customers, such as Ximen Qing, etc., upgrade to the fifth level, level, you must prevent them from completing the task. If they successfully complete the task, you will be demoted. If you are downgraded to the tenth level, you will be both physically and mentally destroyed. However, in order to help the hosts complete their goals, the system is set according to customer characteristics. Different levels of auxiliary skills and tools. After the system is running, your actions will trigger small temporary system tasks. Each task has a difficulty coefficient. Each time you complete a system task, you will receive a corresponding point reward. The greater the difficulty coefficient, the The points obtained will increase exponentially. The higher the points, the higher the skill level. The fifth level is the Silk Counterattack, with 800 auxiliary skill upgrade points. The goal is to get 10 million"
"Wait a minute, what a fool, what a chicken, what a shemale, can you say something that I can understand! Pay attention to your quality, your quality!" The little loli's face turned red and white, and she secretly cursed in her heart, you are the only one. Worth talking about quality.
She hesitated for a moment and then said hesitantly: "Master, I would like to discuss with you whether you can stop calling me a shemale. I have a name. My name is Xiaomei, and I am the customer representative of the system No. 2012."
"What, if you call me master, then you are my slave girl. You can call me whatever name the master gives you. Why are you talking so much?" Wu Xiaobao was anxious to complete the evolution and said impatiently: "Xiao Mei, you are so cowardly. It seems that the name was given by an incompetent person. You can change it, but if you want to give me any benefits, how can I be so kind? Although you are a beauty, I can't fall in love with you unless you are in my mind. If I can touch myself, I might consider it"
"Master, this, quality" Little Loli was suddenly dumbfounded. This was the first time she heard such a request.
"Ahem, forget it, then I'll call you Xiaomei Yui. Wasn't it popular two hundred years ago that Yui or something like that? Just keep talking." Wu Xiaobao coughed twice in embarrassment, knowing that the request was a bit too much.
Yui was stunned for a long time before continuing: "The system will automatically prompt you with the goals, requirements and time limit of each level. As long as you complete the level as required, you can pass the level. Your current physiological values ??will be reduced by the system. Your IQ was the average of humans at that time. The IQ value of humans at that time was about 90, and the EQ was about 100"
Wu Xiaobao was really anxious when he heard this. The intelligence he was most proud of was actually destroyed by the system. How could he not be anxious?
"Nah! What's the difference between that and a stupid b! My current EQ is 500, and my IQ is 250. You think the system really treats me as an idiot! How much effort does it cost me to evolve this brain? , let¡¯s knock the system back to its original shape, do you still have any humanity" Wu Xiaobao shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Master, don't worry, the system evolves much faster than normal evolution. As long as you can complete more temporary system tasks, you can accumulate points to upgrade your skills and IQ. You can also temporarily apply for the use of system auxiliary tools. You can temporarily apply for assistance once every time you take the initiative. Corresponding points will be deducted for skills. The system's auxiliary skills have three criteria for bonus points: talent value, experience value, and wealth value. Talent value includes intelligence value, kung fu value, art value, and military value. Experience value includes: emotional experience, social Experience. Wealth value includes: cash, physical assets, intangible assets"
"Yes, yes, I can remember so much. You think I am a god who can remember everything. Just pick the important ones."
Yui was anxious and stuttered a little: "Okay, um~~um~~what~~~, the task scores will be added up after each mission. As long as the score requirements of each level are met, you can upgrade your skills. ~¡±
"How many points are there for each level? You want to fool me, right? You can't explain such an important thing clearly." Yui's face turned red. She really wanted to disappear immediately, but the system did not allow automatic disappearance without the owner's permission. Then he said: "Master, the system automatically prompts the scores for each level. It is set by the system according to the specific situation and is not predetermined. The first upgrade is 800 points."
"Then will my points be deducted if I fail in the task? You don't tell me about that. What kind of quality do you have? Are you responsible? The system is not rigorous at all. Have you been trained? You are just beautiful and talented. What's the use, standing like a vase." Wu Xiaobao spit out stars and scolded Yui.
Yui¡¯s face was so red that she almost turned purple. She had never encountered such a host. Generally, the system wouldAll matters are automatically prompted, and you only need to briefly introduce the situation.
Yui said with a sad face: "Points will be deducted for failure. When the system releases the task, it will remind the owner how many points will be deducted for failure and the corresponding consequences. For example, the debt may be increased or a certain skill may be lost."
"What, holy shit, what kind of system is this? Do you know what humanized management is? Do you understand that failure is success? If you fail in a mission, you will be punished by your system. You don't know that the EQ value of the young master is only 100 Oh, my little heart is so fragile! Can I withstand the blow of failure?! What if I can't think about it anymore, take medicine or jump off the building Be careful, the little master will hug me even if he dies. I'll stick with you! What kind of qualities! Do you think I'm so easy to fool? Unless this rule is changed, we will stare at each other. The young master would rather stay two hundred years ago than perform this crappy mission. I want to be fair. , fair, understand?¡±
I saw Yui turning around and pretending to hit the wall.
"Hey, is there a wall in my brain? Pay attention to quality! Quality! Give me a reply quickly and quickly."
Yui had no choice but to reluctantly pull out something that looked like an Apple computer from under her skirt, searched for it, and then said: "Master, I just checked, let's do this, the system will reduce your emotional quotient, or EQ, to 250, so Your EQ is still the highest level for humans, but it can no longer be upgraded, while your IQ has dropped to 80, so you can fully withstand all kinds of blows and failures."
Wu Xiaobao calculated that his IQ would only drop by 10 points, while his EQ would increase by 150 points. It was a good deal no matter how he calculated it, so he nodded in agreement and said, "Okay, let's follow this. See how broad-minded I am. With someone like me Master, Yui, just laugh." He couldn't help but be proud of his broad mind, but he didn't expect that IQ was much more important than EQ.
Yui smashed her teeth into pieces and swallowed them in her stomach. He quickly said: "If there is nothing wrong with the master, the rebirth system has officially started to operate. The following is the automatic running time of the system. Goodbye!" Yui finished speaking at a very fast speed and gave Wu Xiaobao a second to think about it.
Wu Xiaobao was just about to say goodbye when he found that Yui had long since disappeared, and cursed secretly: What kind of qualities are you a dead shemale?
At this time, a deep mezzo-soprano voice appeared in his mind: "Master, you have entered the first level, and the hanging silk counterattack is here.
Several lines of data are displayed in Wu Xiaobao's brain.
*The fifth level goal: obtain 10 million yuan;
The basic equipment for the fifth level is:
*Intelligence: IQ80, EQ250;
*The first upgrade of auxiliary skill tools requires 800 points;
The system will remind you of the score of each action at any time. After 5 seconds, you will enter the time and space of June 22, 2012. "
At this time, the countdown sound sounded: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Wu Xiaobao counted the last number silently in his heart, zero! Suddenly I felt light all over, as if my body was falling.
Suddenly, Wu Xiaobao felt his ass being kicked hard from behind. Wu Xiaobao immediately subconsciously tightened his anus and clamped his buttocks.
"Who dares to plot against the young master!" Wu Xiaobao quickly turned around and cursed angrily.
When he turned back for a moment, he seemed to see what seemed to be a girl flashing past, and he cursed in his heart, could it be Yui, this dead shemale~~~