At this time, Wu Xiaobao seemed to have fallen to the ground, and his whole body felt normal. He calmed down and looked around. It was a large basketball court. There were many young men and women wearing high hats and blue robes standing around him. They were cheering, in groups of two and three, hugging each other. Take photos. What tricks are you doing? What is this place and what are these people doing? Like a psychopath.
Wu Xiaobao had a question mark on his head and cursed in his heart, Damn! Sure enough, he has become mentally retarded. I used to know everything at a glance.
At this moment, a short and fat girl with small eyes, a flat nose, and thick lips walked over not far from Wu Xiaobao. Wu Xiaobao was startled and thought, why is this dinosaur running around without anyone caring about it?
Unexpectedly, this dinosaur came over, put his arm around Wu Xiaobao's shoulders, held his mobile phone in one hand, and took 5 consecutive photos of his head pretending to be cute. This made Monk Wu Xiaobao even more confused.
"Your head has been squeezed by the door. Pay attention to your quality! Men and women are not allowed to be intimate, don't talk about it. Do I know you well?" Wu Xiaobao hurriedly used his arms to parry. This beauty can't even greet her, so he can talk to the dinosaur when he has time.
"Short, you've graduated from college, and you still can't let go. Damn you!" The short, fat girl with small eyes gave Wu Xiaobao a hard look.
"What, you graduated from college?!" Wu Xiaobao didn't pay attention just now. He looked up and down at his clothes. Sure enough, he was dressed the same as their group. When he touched his pocket, he found 10 warm old man tickets.
When I looked up again, I saw a large banner nearby that read the Graduation Ceremony of the Department of Business Administration of Soochow University.
"Nima, I graduated right after I came here!!" Wu Xiaobao felt very unhappy and thought to himself, he didn't even have time to hook up with a girl. Damn it, what a big loss! From now on, if you go out into society, where can you find a pure girl?
"Hee hee, you must be confused, come here and take a group photo!" The short, fat girl with small eyes pulled Wu Xiaobao enthusiastically.
"My name is Wu Xiaobao, I didn't ask for advice" Wu Xiaobao turned his head to the side and said calmly, wanting to get rid of this dinosaur quickly.
"What! Brother, I am Wu Xiaoli, your biological sister. She is also a classmate! You have read too many online novels and traveled through time, right? Hehe!"
The short, fat girl with small eyes said with a smile that was uglier than crying.
"What, my biological sister?" Wu Xiaobao was startled, and his mind immediately filled the system with hard objects from beginning to end.
"Yes. They are still twins. Brother, go to the hospital quickly. Your nerves are too abnormal today."
your sister! Twins! ! Wu Xiaobao thought to himself, remembering that when the young master had a pear blossom crushing the begonia, he could not be said to be more handsome than Pan An, but with this one, this one, damn! How does this dinosaur girl look like! Could it be? ! ? ! ? !
"Take out your mirror!" Wu Xiaobao said coldly, gritting his teeth.
"Brother, why do you need a mirror? Come and take pictures."
"You can take it if you are told, so many words!"
"Hey, why don't you just take a photo? You don't need to touch up your makeup. Xiaobao is just pretentious." Wu Xiaoli muttered, reluctantly taking out the makeup mirror from her bag and handing it to Wu Xiaobao.
Wu Xiaobao slowly moved the mirror in front of his eyes, squinted his eyes and held his breath. A face appeared in the mirror, but unfortunately, it was not the one he was familiar with, but a fat face that was very similar to that dinosaur.
"Snapped"
¡°Tom¡±
The mirror fell to the ground. Wu Xiaobao also collapsed to the ground at the same time, foaming at the mouth and passed out.
"Ah, my brother! What's wrong with you!" Wu Xiaoli exclaimed.
While Wu Xiaobao was in a coma, he still had a battle with the system in his mind.
"Master, this identity is randomly selected. When each host enters the system, the system has randomly assigned the identity of the host."
"Then the young master has been unlucky for eight lifetimes and has been assigned this status that is comparable to Wu Dalang. You are very happy. You dress up like Pan Jinlian all day long. You want to live with me, right? You must give me a gift today. If I change my appearance and wear this pigskin, I will never pass the level in my next life. I will also evolve and enter the Nimal Desert!"
Yui was scolded several times a day, and her face turned red, like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.
"Master, please don't be a jerk. Your identity is pretty good. We didn't arrange any handsome guys in the first level of Diaosi's Counterattack. If you don't believe me, let me show you the identities of other hosts in the first level." After saying that, Yui slapped her. In his head, many pictures appeared in front of Wu Xiaobao's eyes.
Sure enough, Wu Xiaobao's appearance was so frightening that he almost pissed himself. They were all crooked, and none of them were normal. It seems that the current appearance can be said to be inside the skin.Being tall seems to be a good idea.
"If you can clear the first level and upgrade to the second level, the system will arrange for you to undergo plastic surgery and give you the appearance of a handsome Korean boy!" Yui saw that Wu Xiaobao seemed to be able to accept it, and wanted to strike while the iron was hot and put Wu Xiaobao on the spot. Take it. I didn¡¯t expect Wu Xiaobao to be so easy to negotiate.
"Mommy Huani, why didn't you tell me earlier at the beginning? At least get a few photos for me to choose from. What's the point of giving me a bunch of photos now? It's an afterthought? Yui, can you be more useful? Why do you have to work so hard to be your master! Now bring me the photos of the handsome guys from the second level, the young master has to choose them first."
"No, Master, the identity cannot be selected in advance, it can only be chosen randomly! Otherwise, everyone will choose by themselves, and the uglier ones will have no chance of being selected." Yui was also anxious, and it seemed that she also followed principles.
"Your system is smart enough, but you have to bring back a bunch of sbs. What kind of quality! Even if it is just ordinary, which sister can like this kind of conduct, how do you want me to mess with you in the future!?"
"That's why this level is called Diaosi Counterattack!" Yui finally reached the key point.
"Damn it, it's the best hanging silk that's easy to cut! It's a bunker!"
"The system also scores the appearance of the hanging silk. The uglier the host, the score for each task will basically be higher than that of the good-looking host."
"Okay, okay, you have to have some fun completing the mission, okay? The young master was here because of someone's plot, and he didn't come here just to beg you. With his appearance like this, I must be so wronged, I feel like vomiting just looking at it. How can I be so devoted in bed? Do you know what the unity of body and soul means?"
"But the master is now a fait accompli, and there is no way to recover. This is the only way." Yui put on a posture like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Halo, what the young master is saying is human. Didn't you just say that I will choose the photos for the second level first. How come it has become a fait accompli? Your thinking and reaction speed is the same as that of a normal horse. Don't Sue me that you are not human."
Yui was speechless and could only answer in one sentence: "Master, I just said it, you can't choose randomly."
"Yui, you also want me to pass the test, right? If you call me master, can you make me happy? If I can't pass the test, what good will you do? Do you have any sense of modern service? .Pay attention to quality, quality!¡±
Yui repeated expressionlessly: "Master, of course I hope you can pass the test, but if you ask too much, I can't help it."
Wu Xiaobao's heart suddenly penetrated countless holes in this little girl's skin with his lower body. He couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, but seeing that Yui looked like a knife, he was afraid that there would be no results if he dragged it on. A roar rushed out from Wu Xiaobao's teeth: "Get out!"
With this sound, Yui¡¯s image disappeared immediately.
¡°Damn, I¡¯m very positive after get off work. What a quality!¡±