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- Let¡¯s talk about that bitch Huang Shiren. He held a grand opening ceremony in the middle of the night, hacked thousands of boxes of treasures from the Dragon King of the Four Seas, caught Taoist Duobao who was the first to come to the sect, and asked him to give fifty or sixty magic weapons as a gift. Duobao was so angry.
Taoist Duobao is kind-hearted and kind-hearted. Although he has many treasures at hand, none of them have followed him for a long time. Although he didn't want to give it to Huang Shiren, after all, it was his church's opening ceremony, and with Lu Ya poking behind Huang Shiren and pretending to be cool, Duobao felt that it would be hard to do without giving up face.
"Junior Brother Huang, fifty or sixty is too much"
"Then thirty or fifty items are enough." Huang Shiren immediately interrupted Taoist Duobao, looked directly at Duobao and said: "Today I started teaching, and I just accepted a disciple. Brother Duobao, you can't Too stingy!¡±
"Oh, you have another disciple? Who?" Duobao was quite surprised when he heard this.
It took me countless years to take on Muzha as a disciple, but if you think about it, this bitch had taken on four in the blink of an eye!
"Ao Bing, why don't you come over and salute your uncle Duobao and ask for a magic weapon?" Huang Shiren said loudly.
"Ao Bing, see Master!" Although Ao Bing was not good at it, he was as cunning as Huang Shiren. Seeing that his master was willing to benefit him, he was so happy that he came out with a squeak like a loach, and knelt down to Duobao with a pop. Next, he raised his head, his watery eyes wide open, with a disgusting expression that was so cute that he didn't want his life, but he said loudly: "Ao Bing thanks Uncle Master for the treasure!"
You can make Taoist Duobao so angry that his mouth is filled with smoke! Damn it, you have the same kind of apprentice as you have as a master! How could Huang Shiren have so many shameless disciples? When did he say he was going to give away treasures!
Looking at Ao Bing who couldn¡¯t get up from his knees and the countless looks on his face, Taoist Duobao couldn¡¯t bear it anymore, so he had to pick a magic weapon from his body and hand it to Ao Bing.
"Senior Nephew Ao Bing, you are from the Dragon Clan. This Nine Thunder Purple Gold Hammer is an acquired treasure. It is made from eight thousand kilograms of thunder gold. When used, the nine thunders from the sky are extremely powerful. It can be regarded as a defensive gadget. You can use it in the future. Clouds and rain are also a good thing." Taoist Duobao said with a smile.
Ao Bing took the pair of sledgehammers with both hands and knew it was a treasure. He was extremely happy and kowtowed before getting up.
"Senior Brother Duobao, I have a bunch of little ones here" Huang Shiren is also greedy. Damn it, it's an acquired treasure. I don't have many such treasures on my body. Just when I was about to continue searching, I was struck by Duobao. Pulled it over.
"Hurry up, Master is here!" Duobao whispered.
Huang Shiren looked up and saw a huge Kowloon agarwood chariot appearing in the sky. On top of the chariot, the leader of the Tongtian cult was standing high, surrounded by thousands of disciples of the Jie cult. Holy Mother, the Dingguang Immortal, the Spirit Tooth Immortal, the ten heavenly kings hula la, they are all great people!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? As soon as the leader of the Tongtian Cult arrived, the sky above the Lingjiu Mountain was truly filled with dragons and tigers roaring, a supreme majesty.
"See the Lord of Jiejiao!" The Taoists in Lingjiu Mountain saluted one after another.
How many of these people have seen the saint! ?
"Haha, okay, okay." The leader of Tongtian Cult lowered his head and did not look at Huang Shiren. He came straight to Taoist Lu Ya and bowed: "Brother Taoist Lu Ya, how are you always?"
The leader of Tongtian Cult is a saint, and his status is extremely noble, but he is also respectful in front of Lu Ya.
"What a fart! I've been so angry with you grandsons all day that my stomach hurts!" Lu Ya rolled his eyes at Tongtian Cult Master.
"Brother Taoist knows how to joke. I see that you have accepted this man as your disciple, and your life has been getting better and better over the years." The leader of Tongtian Cult said with a smile.
Hahahahaha! Lu Ya also smiled and nodded: "That's right. Since I took this kid away, I really feel that my life is getting better every day!"
"Leader, don't just talk to my master! There's me too! This Taoist leader is me!" Huang Shiren pushed Lu Ya away, looked at the Tongtian leader, and stretched out his mean hands: "Leader, where are the gifts? "
"Do you want a slap!? You didn't slap me hard enough!" Tongtian Cult Leader stretched out his palm and shook it twice.
Huang Shiren pitifully asked Taoist Lu Yao for help, crying: "Master, this bull-nosed bully is bullying your good disciple!"
"Die!" Lu Ya glanced at Huang Shiren and said to the Tongtian leader: "Tongtian, don't worry about this bastard. You don't need to give him any gifts."
"Brother Taoist is still reasonable, unlike this leprous guy" Before the leader of Tongtian Cult could relax, Lu Ya took over the words.
"But I just became the Taoist ancestor of Taoism, so you have to give me a gift, right!?"
I¡¯ll wipe it! This master and disciple are truly the most unparalleled sluts in the world!
Leader Tongtian did not dare to offend Lu Ya, so he had to take out a gourd from his arms.Gave it to Lu Ya: "There are eighty-one seven-turn golden elixirs in here, how about it?"
Eighty-one seven-turn golden elixirs! ?
In this case, Mo said that the little monster was that thousands of fairy people cut off the chin!
It¡¯s the Seventh Transformation Golden Pill! Eighty-one!
"It's okay." Taoist Lu Ya casually threw the gourd to Huang Shiren as if he was not surprised.
"Leader, please!" The bald man led Tongtian Cult Leader into the main hall with an apologetic smile.
"How's it going? Isn't your master good at scraping the land?" When Taoist Master Lu Ya saw the Tongtian leader leaving, he winked at Huang Shiren.
"It's necessary! But my cooperation is not bad!"
The two masters and disciples were having a bad time, and a boy shouted from high in the sky behind them: "Empress Nuwa is here!"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: The fragrance is rising in the sky, a cloud chariot is coming slowly, and countless fairies are fluttering, which makes a bunch of monsters fascinated.
"Master, your sweetheart is here!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed.
"Apprentice, you resist, I will dodge." When Lu Ya heard the name of Empress Nuwa, he stopped pretending, his calf and stomach cramped, and he quickly ran away.
Huang Shiren, with sharp eyes and quick hands, grabbed him and said, "Master, my sweetheart is here, why are you running away?"
"Asshole, you don't know, it's complicated here!"
"Why is it complicated?"
"I can't explain it in one or two sentences. If I don't run away, she will slap me!"
Lu Ya struggled to break free and was about to run away, but Huang Shiren hugged him tightly and refused to let go. While they were struggling, Nuwa Empress's cloud chariot had already fallen in front of her.
The empress sat on it, extremely holy. Looking at Lu Ya in front of her, she couldn't help being stunned, and her eyes suddenly turned red.
"See you, Empress!" Huang Shiren let go of Lu Ya, walked to Empress Nuwa, and kowtowed.
Empress Nuwa didn¡¯t even look at him, she walked straight through Huang Shiren and came to Lu Ya.
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Two crisp sounds reached every little demon¡¯s ears!
In full view of everyone, Nuwa Empress slapped Lu Ya twice across the face!
I¡¯ll wipe it!
Not only Huang Shiren and a bunch of bitch brothers, but also the hundreds of thousands of little demons, all of them were dumbfounded!
The one who was slapped was the number one person in the world!
"Hehehe, my dear, you are here." Lu Ya covered his cheeks, but he had no temper at all. He looked at Nuwa with a face full of shame.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Gudong!
Countless people in Lingjiu Mountain had their legs weak and fell to the ground.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Heart! ? Damn it, such beautiful words came out of the mouth of our Taoist ancestors, why are they so disgusting!
"Didn't you say you didn't know me back then?" Nuwa said angrily.
"Um, um" Lu Ya covered his cheeks and lowered his head, just like a child who had done something wrong and was waiting for punishment. He didn't know what to say for a moment, so he had to ask Huang Shiren for help. His pitiful eyes could make Huang Shiren Laughing to death.
"Empress, haven't I told you that Master has been regretting what he did for so many years? Look at what kind of life he has lived all these years!" Huang Shiren tugged at Lu Ya's rags. The clothes were in tatters, and he said again: "Mother, forget it, this is an old couple"
Snapped!
Empress Nuwa slapped Huang Shiren on the face, causing Huang Shiren to spin around like a top, causing his nose to be bruised and his face to be swollen.
I¡¯ll wipe it!
Hundreds of thousands of Taoist demons collapsed once again!
This woman is too arrogant! Just slapped our ancestors, and then slapped our leader! What do you want! ?
"Hey, you bitch! Why are you slapping my master!?" Others were silent, but Wukong was unhappy over there.
Nuwa didn¡¯t get angry when she slapped Lu Ya, but Wukong got angry when she slapped Huang Shiren! Who is Huang Shiren! ? He exists like a biological father and mother! Monkeys usually don't pay attention to anyone, but Master is God!
Good Wukong, without saying a word, he danced in that extremely coquettish tiger-skin short skirt, raised the 13,500-jin Ruyi golden cudgel, and hit the Nuwa Empress head-on with a roar!
Snapped!
Another soft sound came, and Wukong screamed, and was slapped by Nuwa Empress, turning him into a stream of light and flying out of the sky, and he didn't know where he was slapped.
My day! The eyes of hundreds of thousands of little demons dropped like hailstones: This woman is so amazing!
"Did you see it, third brother, women are tigers!"
"Old bear, I'm telling youCome on, love is the most unplayable thing, you can¡¯t afford it! "
"Stop it! I'll go back and cut off my own dick! You can't mess with women!"
The little demons whispered and shook their heads.
"My dear, if you have something to say, please tell me" Lu Ya smiled with a smile on his face.
"Who is your darling!?" Nuwa's eyes widened.
"You! My dear, I was wrong, I was really wrong. For the sake of my apprentice, please forgive me!" Lu Ya was called a bitch.
"Let me forgive you? Okay!" Empress Nuwa looked at Lu Ya with a sneer on her face and said, "If you let the world come together and let the world return to chaos, I will forgive you!"
"My dear, aren't you just fooling around? It's so heartless"
"As long as you were as heartless as you were! You won't allow me to be heartless!?" Empress Nuwa looked at Lu Ya, her crystal tears fell with a sound, and she turned and walked towards the main hall.
Lu Ya was left standing there in a daze.
"Master, you bastard! What a fool! Go and coax her! Go! I'm here to support you! Say more nice words! If it doesn't work, the overlord will force the bow! Countless gods have rebelled against her bitch. !" Lao Huang said loudly.
"You're right! You're going against a bitch like her!" Lu Ya stamped his foot and walked away.
This is so cheap, Master! Huang Shiren looked at Lu Ya and couldn't stop laughing.
"Huang Shiren! You bitch!" Just when Huang Shiren couldn't stop laughing, an extremely familiar and extremely angry voice came from behind!
This voice made Huang Shiren¡¯s heart tremble!
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