Let's talk about Lingjiu Mountain, in front of the main altar of Taoism in heaven and earth, first the Taoist ancestor Lu Ya was slapped twice by Nuwa, then the Taoist leader Huang Shiren was slapped, and then Wukong was slapped! The three bitches, grandfather and grandson, were playing a game of Solitaire, leaving countless little demons dumbfounded.
Before Huang Shiren could recover from the slap from Nuwa, he heard a strange cry of extremely angry and hateful sound coming from behind him.
Huang Shiren is extremely familiar with this cry, and he can still hear it even if it turns into ashes.
This guy turned around, smiled, and said loudly: "It turns out that fellow Taoist Yun Zhongzi is here, hehe, welcome!"
Cloud neutrons! ? Is there someone from Chanjiao?
Hearing this, the little Taoist demons involuntarily took out the guys one by one! Up and down the Lingjiu Mountain, guns suddenly appeared like a forest of knives and rain! Full of gunpowder.
The people in the Chan Cult look down on demons, and even attack demons with deadly force. The little demons all know this. They even heard about the Chan Cult's "evil behavior" towards Huang Shiren from Jin Dasheng and others. No one has a good impression of the Chan Cult. , how could you not be angry when you heard that Yun Zhongzi was coming?
What a cloud neutron!
Facing the countless little Taoist monsters, the boundless forest of guns, and the bitch Huang Shiren, there was no trace of panic.
"Huang Shiren! Today is your Taoist grand ceremony. I don't want to cause trouble. Please return the wind and thunder stick to me quickly!" Yun Zhongzi said coldly.
"What if I don't pay it back?" Huang Shiren narrowed his eyes and smiled coldly.
"If you don't pay back, I'll behead you today!" Yun Zhongzi couldn't look down on Huang Shiren in his eyes.
Huang Shiren was also angry, why today is the opening ceremony of his religion, Yun Zhongzi is like this, he really came to kick off the teaching.
Damn it! When I was in Meishan, I was afraid of you. Today, even though you are the Daluo Golden Immortal and I am the Daluo True Immortal, my cultivation is not as good as yours, but with my treasure, I don¡¯t necessarily lose!
When Lao Huang was about to show off his power, Yuan Hong jumped out from behind.
"Your name is Yun Zhongzi?" Yuan Hong is not like Wukong who jumps up and down all day long. He usually doesn't talk much and can't beat him with ten sticks. However, he is a steady-minded person and doesn't take any action. Once he does, he will definitely be awesome. , seeing that Yun Zhongzi was so rude to his master, he jumped out carrying a big iron stick.
"Exactly, what's wrong?" Yun Zhongzi raised his chin, looked at Yuan Hong, and couldn't help but let out a cry.
This monkey turned out to be a Da Luo Jinxian, and a mutant species of the God of Heaven, which is amazing!
I heard that Huang Shiren has two disciples who are born aliens. One is named Yuan Hong and the other is Sun Wukong. Seeing that he doesn¡¯t have a short tiger skin skirt, he should be Yuan Hong. not simple.
Yun Zhongzi was thinking about it here, and Yuan Hong over there raised his stick without saying a word and smashed it down with a whine.
Although Yuan Hong's iron rod is not as good as Wukong's Ruyi Golden Cudgel, it is still a real murder weapon. One hit of the rod will make ghosts cry and gods howl!
"Evil obstacle!" Yun Zhongzi was caught off guard by him, and the dust in his hands hit him!
Boom!
A muffled sound shook countless little demons and spurted blood!
Look at Yuan Hong again, his face is flushed, the iron rod is shaking wildly, the dust is floating in the hands of Yun Zhongzi, the fairy silk on it has been swept clean, like a hen with a bald tail, it is really ugly!
"You bastard, if you dare to destroy my treasure, you will risk your life!" Yun Zhongzi was furious, pulled out his flying sword and rushed forward.
"Yun Zhongzi is a bitch, listen, you are so disrespectful to my master, you only have one word: death!" Yuan Hong shouted angrily, picked up the stick, and fought Yun Zhongzi to death!
Both of them were Daluo Jinxian, Yun Zhongzi showed his power, and Yuan Hong also used the eighty-nine mysterious skills. The two fought from the mountain to the air, and they were indistinguishable.
"Brother, although Yuan Hong is powerful, he can't defeat Yun Zhongzi. I think" Kong Xuan reminded Huang Shiren in a low voice.
"We'll talk about it after we beat him! Damn it, if I don't show off my power, I'll treat you like a watermelon!" Huang Shiren cursed.
Yun Zhongzi and Yuan Hong fought for dozens of rounds. They were in a dilemma when they saw a stream of light coming.
"Oh, senior brother, who is this person!?" A strange cry came from Wukong who was slapped away by the Nuwa Empress.
Wukong is also bruised and swollen at this time, but he is more and more lively. He is a cheap monkey, the more he fights, the stronger he becomes, and the more he beats him, the better he feels! As soon as I came back, I saw my senior brother having a heated fight with a Taoist priest, and my hands suddenly felt itchy.
"Wukong, this is Yun Zhongzi who attacked Master back then!" Yuan Hong shouted.
"I am your own mother!" Upon hearing this, Wukong let out a strange scream that resounded throughout the world!
Since he followed Huang Shiren, he has heard the words "Yun Zhongzi" thousands of times! Huang Shiren talked to him all day long about his ownHow could he be so disgraced by Yun Zhongzi that he almost lost his life? In Wukong's mind, Yun Zhongzi had already been ranked number one on the blacklist!
"Yun Zhongzi! Your mother is a swindler! You cheated on my master back then, but today you are here! Your brother-in-law raised him, and he wants to take a beating from my old grandson!"
Good Wukong! As soon as she put on her little tiger skin skirt, she picked up the 13,000-gold Ruyi golden cudgel and smashed it with a whoosh!
This stick is like the sky is falling!
Boom! The fairy sword in Yun Zhongzi's hand was knocked out by this stick and flew away!
"Senior Brother, hurry up and make this shit! Let Master take out your anger!"
"Junior brother is right! You go up and I go down, you go left and right, you go forward and I go behind! Blow his asshole!"
"Exactly what I want!"
Two little bitches, two born heterogeneous species, and two Da Luo Jinxian, howling and screaming, with two big sticks in their hands, dancing like the wind. Each stick is really like Mount Tai pressing to the top, airtight, and it will be from Huang Shiren. I used all the dirty tricks I learned there, such as the lion escaping, the nostril blowout, and the asshole inserting, and the killing was really overwhelming!
Although Yun Zhongzi is the Twelve Immortal of the Chan Cult, he is the opponent of these two perverted monkeys. He has been killed without the ability to parry, but he has no power to attack. He is surrounded by dangers and is in constant pain.
"Yuan Hong! Blow his anus!"
"Wukong, stick him in his crotch! Yes, that's it!"
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Below, that bitch Huang Shiren is taking command on the spot. Wukong and Yuan Hong are getting more and more ruthless. In a short time, Yun Zhongzi is in danger!
"Come on Ertianjun!"
"The Lord of Two Heavens is mighty!"
Seeing this scene, the little demons cheered loudly, even to the rainy day.
"Brother, don't panic, I'm here!" Just as he was about to capture Yun Zhongzi, another spiritual light came from high in the sky, and a female fairy appeared.
"Oh my god, who is it? It turns out to be Sister Manjusri! Hahaha, look at my sister. Is the spirit already healed? Doesn't that feel good?!" Huang Shiren recognized the person who came. He was an old acquaintance. It was him. Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was so angry that he covered his face and ran away.
"Huang Shiren, you bitch, don't be so arrogant. When I deal with your two disciples, I will chop your head off!" Without saying a word, Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun roared out from his hand and tied Yuan Hong firmly. Reality!
"You bitch! How dare you run wild in Lingjiu Mountain? Let's see what I can do!" When Kong Xuan saw the precious treasure in the hands of Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, he jumped into the battlefield without waiting for Huang Shiren's orders.
Kong Xuan revealed the five-color divine light behind his back, huffed and brushed at Yuan Hong, and immediately brushed the Dragon-escaping Stake into his hand.
"Who are you?!" Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun couldn't help being surprised when he saw it.
Not only did this person keep his treasure, his cultivation level was far higher than his own.
"Listen to my name!" Kong Xuan has not made any appearance since he came up the mountain. Today, he showed his face. Looking at the crowd, thinking of the humiliation, he couldn't help but reveal his boundless domineering spirit: "I am the Peacock King of Ming Dynasty, Kong Xuan, the leader of Taoist Dharma protectors! Ladies, you are here today looking for trouble. Don't blame us for being ruthless!"
Kong Xuan shouted coldly and said: "Wukong, Yuan Hong, what are you still doing in a daze? Kill his mother's bare buttocks!"
"That's right! Kill that damn naked guy!" Two bitches, Wukong and Yuan Hong, came at him with sticks in hand!
Kong Xuan is in the middle, Yuan Hong is on the left, Wukong is on the right, and the third brother is a bitch. In terms of cultivation, they are the three most capable guys in Lingjiu Mountain. They surround Yun Zhongzi and Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun and fight to the death!
"Nie Zhan, I will send you back to the west today!" Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun was always a proud person. He had never been treated like this before. He was so angry that his face turned red and he fought side by side with Yun Zhongzi!
Although the two of them were ranked among the Twelve Immortals of Chanjiao, they were no match for Kong Xuan, Yuan Hong, and Wukong. They killed Yun Zhongzi to the point where his Taoist crown was deflected, and Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was left gasping for breath.
"No, if this continues, my life may be ruined! We have to use a magic weapon!" Seeing that the situation was not right, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun showed his weakness, took out the rope to bind the demon, threw it towards Yuan Hong at the front, and shouted : "Obstacle, look at my magic weapon!"
As soon as the bundle of demon rope came out, it flew like a giant dragon.
"Your mother! You have a magic weapon, but I don't have one! Look at my magic weapon!" Yuan Hong snorted and took out the immortal-slaying kitchen knife given by his master Lu Ya!
Good kitchen knife! It grows in the wind and is hundreds of feet long. It makes an endless sound of killing pigs, and the wheel head is chopped!
"No!" Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun saw this knife and fork, and hurriedly took out his flat crutch to resist!
A bang! The kitchen knife fell. Although Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun resisted, he continued toThe man was slashed to the ground with his crutches, only his head was exposed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out with a pop.
Over there, Yuan Hong has been tightly tied up by the demonic rope.
"Obstacle! No matter how arrogant you are, you can't escape my magic weapon!" Although Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was injured, he laughed.
While he was enjoying himself, he saw Wukong next to him with a mean smile on his face.
Woo! At the same time, I heard something hit hard on the back of my head!
Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun's body was trapped in the ground, and it was difficult to fly out for a while. When he turned around, he saw a shining red magic weapon running towards his heavenly spirit to take a picture. It was the magic weapon used by Wukong to knock out the sap - the Immortal Brick!
Boom!
My dear mother!
The BRIC is here! Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun couldn't dodge, screamed, and was shot with blood and water splashing everywhere! Tian Ling Gai is smashed to pieces!
"Hell!" Huang Shiren cheered from a distance: "Sister, last time I smashed the Tianling, and today my disciple smashed the Tianling again. You are really busy these days!"
The pain was so great that Manjusri Guangfa screamed, covered his face and flew into the air, turned around and left.
"Wow, come and see, my sister is covering her face again!" The evil smile of Huang Shiren behind him made Manjusri Guangfa really want to cut him into pieces.
After defeating Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, Wukong went straight to Yun Zhongzi. Yun Zhongzi, this time, it was terrible!
Seeing that Yun Zhongzi was about to be beaten by someone else, he saw a stream of light coming from high in the sky!
"Bitch, stop being so arrogant! The Immortal of the Chan Sect is here!"
Master Samantabhadra, Taoist Cihang, Chi Jingjing, Master Huanglong, Master Taiyi, etc., a group of immortals who explain the teachings make their appearance!
It¡¯s so lively!
"Here we go! Second brother, the opponent has a large number of people. I'm afraid Wukong and the others will suffer a loss, hurry up!" When Zhu Zizhen saw this situation, he couldn't help it anymore, let's fight! He pulled out the nine-tooth rake and rushed forward with a huff!
"I will teach you all the mother of the whole religion! Give me, Yang Xian, ninety-nine and eighty-one life-threatening needles!"
"Chang Hao is here!"
"I'm here with the gift of ceremony!"
"Wu Long is me!"
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The six monsters of Meishan came out with a roar!
"Oh no! I've already taken action! Then why am I still standing there! Where is Yuanshi Tianzun!? I'm your mother! The Taoist leader Huang Shiren and Huang San Patriarch are here, and come out to eat my golden finger!" Old Huang saw his brother They all took action, and a stream of light entered the battlefield!
At this moment, the top of Lingjiu Mountain was transformed into a place of swords, swords, shadows and bloodshed!
? #####The second update is here. If you want to know the outcome of this fierce battle, let¡¯s watch the next chapter. hehe.