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- Let's talk about Huang Shiren. He spent two or three years leading hundreds of thousands of little demons to build Lingjiu Mountain into an extremely impressive place. It has become a unique and prosperous place in the world, which is the West Kunlun Mountains. The Chanjiao General Forum is not comparable.
After pulling up the mountain, Lao Huang gave a large reward to all the Taoists, which made all the Taoists look happy and praised the good work of Patriarch Huang San.
"Master, please calculate for me, which day is the auspicious day so that I can perform the opening ceremony?" Under a big tree, Huang Shiren and Lu Ya lay on the bluestone to bask in the sun, looking at the lice-catchers. Master Cheap, Huang Shiren chuckled.
Lu Ya caught a huge louse and was very happy. He crushed it to death and said, "One month from now, the night of the full moon will be the best time."
"Wipe it!" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes and was about to faint.
You think I am a werewolf, just waiting for the full moon to transform! ? Or think of me as a robber. It's great to go out and kill people on a full moon night! ?
"Master, what are you talking about? People get married, have children, go to bed, all under the bright sky, why do they choose a dark and windy night for Mao and me to establish a religion!?" Huang Shiren said angrily.
Lu Ya looked at Huang Shiren and shook his head: "Shiren, why are you only one ten thousandth as good as me? Look at this Lingjiu Mountain!"
Taoist Lu Ya pointed at the countless splendid buildings and said: "In broad daylight, there are too many trees and the clouds are too thick, and those who come to congratulate cannot see them all. At night, when the fifteenth month is full, the bright night sky Next, you let the little ones spread the torches all over the mountain, and these halls are so brightly lit, aren¡¯t they the most coquettish!?¡±
"Oh!" Huang Shiren nodded.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If you really do it like Taoist Lu Ya, you will be very popular and very cool!
"Understood, then it will be the 15th of next month." Huang Shiren scratched his head: "Master, you said that if I establish a religion, I have to send out an invitation no matter what, right?"
"That's necessary!" Taoist Lu Ya glared: "Opening a religion is a big deal and must be done in a big way. The more people come, the greater your face will be!"
"Yes, yes."
Taoist Lu Ya caught another louse, crushed it to death with one hand, and said, "Also, for no other reason than just accepting the congratulatory gifts from those guys!"
"Shit! Master really thought of it with me! In fact, this is my biggest goal!" This bitch, Lao Huang, has already thought of this.
The opening of Taoism is a major event in the world of immortals. I have a very bad reputation, but this cheap master is the number one disciple in the world. For his sake, those who come to congratulate him cannot go empty-handed.
"The Master of Jiejiao Tongtian is definitely indispensable. The old Dragon King is my sworn brother, so I have to come. I like the Nuwa Empress. I have an affair with you, Master, so I have to send an invitation" Huang Shiren started to make deals with his fingers.
"Stop! Do you really want to invite that person?" When Lu Ya heard the name of Empress Nuwa, his face changed and he became extremely nervous.
"Of course! Your Majesty is a saint and the object of my lust, how can you not come!?" Huang Shiren glared.
"That's right." Lu Ya sniffed and murmured: "In total, I haven't seen her for thousands of years, and I don't know if she is okay."
These sour words made Lao Huang's gossip arouse: "Master, what kind of romantic affair did you have with Empress Nuwa? Tell it to me as a disciple. I can also learn a lot."
"Death!" Taoist Lu Ya turned over and ignored Huang Shiren.
It can be seen from his back that Taoist Lu Ya seems to be in a bad mood at the moment.
"Master, I have said countless good things about you in front of Empress Nuwa, saying that you have only loved her for so many years. From what I see, Empress Nuwa seems to have a crush on Master." Huang Shiren added road.
"Alas" Lu Ya let out a long sigh.
"It's so damn boring! I'm talking about relationship issues with you, but you're not cooperating." Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at Lu Ya, turned around and left.
"Shiren, don't forget to send invitations to the Chan Sect, as well as the Western Sect, and by the way, Haotian, send them to him too!" Taoist Lu Ya's evil laugh came from behind.
"Master, do you just want to watch me be cut into pieces with a thousand knives?" Huang Shiren was so angry.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm already on the blacklist of the Chan Sect. Those idiots want to do me right away. Why should I send an invitation!? The Western Sect, with all the trouble they've been having recently, I guess those guys who invited me will have to deal with me. And Haotian, you still have the nerve to mention that you made the heaven look like that, you even got the dragon robe, and you made people congratulate me with a smile and bare buttocks!? Damn it, these people are here, Nine times out of ten, we will kick the gym!" Huang ?Ren really wanted to kick Na Lu Ya into the shithole.
Lu Ya chuckled: "Shiren, you don't understand this. Human beings are worldly, people are worldly! You are now the master of Taoism. In terms of status, you are on an equal footing with Yuanshi, Tongtian, and Jieyin. No matter how many idiots are in their hearts. Even if I hate you, I will definitely not stop coming. I will be rewarded with gifts when I come. How nice. Besides, don¡¯t you want to see the urine samples of those grandsons who feel aggrieved but have to force a smile on their faces? "
"That's right. Master has said something humanly, I will do it now!"
Huang Shiren flew into the heaven and earth hall, summoned a group of brothers, and handed over the task of sending invitations. No matter what the identity of the other party was, except for the group of big guys who had agreed with Lu Ya, the rest of the people, no matter who they were, As long as they are acquaintances or good friends, all identities will be revealed. The Lingjiu Mountain suddenly has demonic clouds flying in all directions, which is really lively.
Here, people were arranged to send invitations, and over there, Huang Shiren ordered the children to prepare for the opening ceremony, which was another busy job.
Without further ado, one month later, on the full night of the fifteenth month, the Lingjiu Mountain was brightly lit. Countless oil lamps and torches illuminated the fairy mountain as if it were daytime. It was so spectacular!
Throughout Taoism, hundreds of thousands of little demons dressed in costumes were walking back and forth with extraordinary momentum.
As soon as the sun set, I saw streams of light flying towards me, all of which were the immortals who had received the invitation.
Huang Shiren and a group of brothers stood outside the door to greet him. Taoist Lu Ya was also wearing a torn Taoist robe, poking his hands behind his back, raising his head to the sky, pretending to be serious.
"Good brother!" The first one to come was the Dragon King of the Four Seas, headed by Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea.
Since receiving Huang Shiren's advice, Ao Guang led the Dragon Clan to defect to Heaven. As Huang Shiren said, Haotian took great care of the Dragon Clan and supported them very much, making the Dragon Clan's life extremely easy. Although Ao Guang felt sorry for the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, he was also very grateful to Huang Shiren. He also heard that he had established a religion and was determined to form a good relationship with Huang Shiren, so he came early.
"Oh, brother! Haha. You're good to come! Welcome." Huang Shiren hugged Ao Guang and said with a smile: "Brother, you came so early, have you brought any gifts?"
Ao Guang looked at Huang Shiren's despicable behavior and felt unhappy. He turned around and said, "Bring up the gift!"
"Yes!" The shrimp soldiers and crabs carried thousands of boxes and opened them. They were all filled with treasures such as pearls, corals, tortoise shells, sea gold, etc. The rays of light and auspiciousness made all the Taoist people laugh. Bleeded all over the ground.
"As expected of my eldest brother, this gift is so heavy!" Huang Shiren felt happy after seeing so many treasures.
"Haha, my dear brother's opening of the teaching hall is a huge happy event. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." The old Dragon King looked at these many treasures and felt extremely distressed. However, he couldn't bear to let his wife trap the pervert. He came today by himself. After all, he had something to ask for. .
"Xiandi, your Lingjiu Mountain is really the best place in the world! This Taoist religion is really prosperous!" The old Dragon King looked at Lingjiu Mountain and the group of strong men behind Huang Shiren, and nodded repeatedly, with a full face. Dui smiled and said: "Brother, I have an unkind request. I don't know whether to say it or not."
"Brother, you're welcome. If you have anything to say, feel free to tell me."
Ao Guangda was overjoyed and turned around and said, "Don't come out yet!"
"Ao Bing has met his second uncle!" Behind Ao Guang, the third prince came out and fell to his knees with a thud.
"Brother, what are you doing?" Huang Shiren was confused.
"Alas." Ao Guang sighed and said, "Brother, you know, I am just like this. I have been spoiled by this bastard since I was a child. Now I have become an embroidered pillow. I have no shit skills. I spend all my time looking for flowers and willows." , how can you inherit my position as the great treasure of the East China Sea? My dear brother, I know your abilities, and I know your methods even better. I want Ao Bing to worship you as his teacher, I wonder if you are satisfied?"
"Is this" Huang Shiren couldn't help but groaned when he heard that Ao Guang wanted his son to worship him as his teacher.
What kind of thing is Ao Bing? He knows very well that this guy is just a second-generation official with no ability. If he were not the third prince, he would have been killed long ago.
To accept or not to accept? For the first time, Lao Huang hesitated on this issue.
"Xian brother, although Ao Bing has no ability, he is a dragon after all. He knows the technique of turning clouds into rain. If you accept it, you will have many guides in the future. You can be regarded as a helper. At the worst, I can give you a beating. Carry a urinal on your back!" Ao Guang said all kinds of nonsense in order to get Huang Shiren to accept Ao Bing.
"Master, look" Huang Shiren turned his head and looked at Lu Ya who was standing next to him.
"Take it, there is strength in numbers." Lu Ya spoke concisely and looked up at the sky.
Your mother! If you don't pretend to be serious, you will die!
Huang Shiren cursed secretlysentence and nodded.
"Ao Bing pays homage to his master and his ancestor!" Ao Guangda was overjoyed and kowtowed repeatedly.
The four Dragon Kings were overjoyed, and led by Xie Ding, they entered the palace.
As soon as the Dragon Clan was sent away, hundreds of thousands of little demons from Lingjiu Mountain were heard making a noise.
¡°Mother, what is that!?¡±
¡°So many stars!¡±
"The eyes really grow into the butthole! Where are the stars, they are clearly immortals!"
"So many immortals! There are thousands of them anyway!"
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Huang Shiren looked up and saw streaks of light coming from the east. There were thousands of them, making the night sky sparkle like fireflies!
"Haha, Tongtian is here." Lu Ya laughed.
Even if he didn¡¯t say it, Huang Shiren knew it. In this fairy world, who else has so many disciples except Jie Jiao! ?
"Junior Brother Huang!" The stream of light came quickly, and the first person to appear was Taoist Duobao. He was dressed in a green robe and covered with all kinds of magic weapons. He was really coquettish.
"Oh, my senior brother Duobao, I miss you so much!" Huang Shiren hugged him, and touched Duobao's body with his hands, constantly weighing the magic weapon on Duobao.
"Senior Brother Duobao, I have started teaching today, so you have to give gifts, right!? I don't want any other gifts for you guys. You have so many magic weapons, just give me fifty or sixty." Huang Shiren faced Duobao, showing that An extremely lustful smile. ###The second update is here! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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