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- Let's talk about Huang Shiren, a bitch who brought 70,000 to 80,000 little demons from Meishan to Lingjiu Mountain. According to the grand sketch he designed, he ambitiously built the most impressive main altar in the immortal world. He was so angry that he swallowed thousands of miles like a tiger.
Huang Shiren, the ancestor, worked so hard, and the tens of thousands of little demons under his command were even more motivated. Under the leadership of a bunch of bitches like Jin Dasheng, Lingjiu Mountain turned into a huge construction site in the blink of an eye, with shirtless people everywhere. Bear spirits, tiger spirits, elephant monsters and the like were swaying around, splitting mountains, digging into the ground, screaming, and the whole world was full of vitality.
A few days later, Huang Shiren was busy instructing the children to work, when he saw Taoist Lu Ya appearing in the sky.
"Shiren, let the little ones get out of the way, it's bad if you hit me!" Taoist Lu Ya looked like he was struggling to carry the gourd on his back.
"Master, is there any result!?" Seeing Lu Ya's posture, Huang Shiren knew that this cheap master must have obtained it from heaven.
"Hey hey hey, there's a little gain." Taoist Lu Ya smiled coquettishly, and when the little demons got out of the way, he turned the gourd upside down, and saw thousands of golden lights above Lingjiu Mountain, booming, booming, and the halls of the immortal family. Huge buildings such as buildings, alchemy rooms, and barracks flew out like beans and landed steadily on the Lingjiu Mountain.
"One! Two! Three! One hundred and twenty-five, one hundred and twenty-six! Eight hundred and twenty-seven! Eight hundred and twenty-eight! One thousand nine hundred and ninety-three! One thousand and nine One hundred and ninety-four!¡±
The little demons stopped working. Taoist Lu Ya threw down a building, and the people there shouted in unison, shouting a total of five thousand four hundred and seventy-three, before Taoist Lu Ya stopped.
In a few days, Lingjiu Mountain has completely changed. The more than 5,000 huge buildings plundered from Heaven are all shining with golden light, and they have landed on Lingjiu Mountain, creating an incomparable spectacle.
"I'm so exhausted." Lu Ya finished the exercise and was so tired that his tongue was sticking out like a dog.
"Master, why did you do so much?" Huang Shiren also didn't expect that Lu Ya could scrape so many things: "Master, isn't that the Peach Garden!?"
"Oh, to be precise, it's only three-quarters. I originally wanted to move the whole thing here so that the kids can eat peaches. That guy Haotian hugged my thigh and cried with snot and tears. I felt like I It was a little too much, so I left him a quarter.¡±
"Oh. Hey, Master, that grand hall is so awesome, how can it look like the Lingxiao Palace?!"
"Isn't it the Lingxiao Palace? I want to move, but Haotian won't let me move, saying it's his main palace. I said your mother doesn't have many people, so we can just find a room to discuss things. Such a big palace is such a waste. Come here like a shot!"
"Well done, Master! What is that?"
"Don't you know? That's Yaochi. I saw that the water was quite clear, so I moved it back for the kids to take a bath."
"Master is so thoughtful!"
"necessary!"
The two bitches were pointing, criticizing, and scratching their heads, so shamelessly.
"Master, if you do this, what will be left in the Heavenly Court?"
"How do I know? Anyway, when I see good things, I just put them in the gourd. No matter how poor I am, I can't live in a poor family, and no matter how miserable I am, I can't suffer for my children, right? Oh, by the way, I think Haotian's clothes are good, so I stripped them off too. When we came down and left, the guy was left with his underwear behind and was crying." Lu Ya said as he took out a glittering golden dragon costume Liu Mian from his arms and threw it to Huang Shiren.
I¡¯ll wipe it! This is the dragon robe of the Haotian Jade Emperor! Kong Xuan and others almost fainted.
"Master, although this dress is sexy, I can't wear it!"
"Why? This material is good!"
"Master, what you said is stupid! Haotian is the Lord of Heaven. If I put on the dragon robe, wouldn't I be rebellious? Wouldn't Zixiao Palace want to kill me?"
"That's right, that's right, I didn't think carefully. Then I should give it back to Haotian?"
"Fart! How can a duck that's in its mouth fly!? Apprentice, I'm good at sewing. Last time I made a full-length tiger skin skirt for Wukong. I'll make do this time and sew a bellyband for Nezha, wouldn't it be good? "
"That makes sense, Shiren, our family is poor, so don't waste it."
"Master's lesson is right!"
"By the way, I think your Lingjiu Mountain needs a gate. I got this thing from Haotian. It's quite impressive. I don't know if you like it." Lu Ya thought of something and shook his gourd. , I saw a huge Tianmen crashing down to the foot of Lingjiu Mountain, with a huge plaque on it and three big characters with flying dragons and phoenixes: Nantianmen!
I¡¯ll wipe it! You are truly worthy of being my master! Even Haotian's Nantianmen was moved here. Then Haotian is shaved off right now! ?
"Master, you ruined Haotian."?, he is still a Jade Emperor no matter what. If he files a complaint to Zixiao Palace, what should he do? "Huang Shiren felt uneasy when he saw that Lu Ya's hand was too harsh.
¡°After all, Haotian is the Lord of the Immortal Realm in name only, so this time he was definitely offended.
"Does he dare!? I told him when I came here. If he dares to complain, I will chop off his small head first and then his big head! Let the Jade Emperor choose again. Hey, apprentice, I think you can also have a chance. ."
"Death! If I don't want to be that bullshit Jade Emperor, I won't have any real power at all. If I want to be like that person in Zixiao Palace."
"You are ambitious! You are worthy of being my disciple!"
"To each other, Master is always getting stronger!"
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"One old and one young, two bitches, really made Kong Xuan and others stunned and dumbfounded.
Heaven. The original splendor and splendor were all gone. There were rubbles and rubble everywhere. Among the dust and dirt sat a middle-aged man with only his underpants left, crying loudly: "Lu Ya! You bitch, you are so cruel!" It's unbearable to wipe this heaven of mine clean! How can I let you go! And Huang Shiren, you bitch, let's settle this account in the future!"
Lingjiu Mountain. With these more than 5,000 palaces, Huang Shiren and others were very busy. They worked hard with tens of thousands of little demons to place the palaces in suitable locations and built countless ancillary buildings. They were exhausted and couldn't do anything. Make a deal.
Lu Ya felt very distressed when he saw the little demons working hard. They squatted in the valley all day long to refine elixirs. More than a thousand alchemy furnaces roared day and night. When the little demons were tired, they ran over and lined up to take elixirs. The skin and bones are tempered alive. In this way, construction and cultivation are balanced. This Lingjiu Mountain is really making rapid progress and prospering rapidly.
This matter spread more and more widely, attracting many fairies from all over the world to come here.
In this regard, this guy Huang Shiren has fully displayed his true qualities as the leader of Tongtian. No matter what his background is, as long as he is somewhat capable and loyal to Lingjiu Mountain, after inspection, he will accept them all. Over time, Lingjiu Mountain Taoist disciples skyrocketing.
"Shiren, although this Lingjiu Mountain has just begun to show its scale, everything must be done in a style, and everything is magnificent. People will only call you a country bumpkin. You also need to get some flowers, bodhi trees, lotus, bamboo, bonsai, etc. Yes, the more the merrier, to embellish the appearance." Lu Ya also kept expressing his opinions.
"I listen to Master." Huang Shiren nodded.
So, Lu Ya personally took Kong Xuan, Yuan Hong and others to look for these "appearance-decorating" things everywhere, until the pure land of the West was riddled with holes, making ghosts cry and wolves howl.
The construction of Lingjiu Mountain was in full swing. Huang Shiren temporarily put aside other things and focused on it, becoming the head contractor.
??The sun and the moon fly by, and time flies. Two or three years have passed in the blink of an eye. After the painstaking efforts of countless people, the Lingjiu Mountain Taoist General Temple has finally been built. Looking up, it is really a good place.
How do you see it? There is poetry to prove it!
??????????????????????????????? When you first step onto the world, you will see heaven at first sight; thousands of golden lights are spitting out red neon, and thousands of auspicious air are spraying purple mist. I saw the Nantian Gate, made of deep blue and colored glaze, and decorated with gleaming treasures. There are four large pillars on both sides, and the ones coiled around the pillars are the red-bearded dragons that spread the clouds and mist. There are two jade bridges in the middle, and the ones standing on the bridges are the red-crested phoenixes with colorful feathers flying in the air. The bright clouds reflect the sky, and the mist obscures the sun. There are thirty-three immortal palaces in the sky: Yiyun Palace, Pibo Palace, Zixiao Palace, Sun Palace, Taiyin Palace, Huale Palace, Yi Palace, and the Golden Xie Zhi on the spine; there are also seventy treasure palaces: Chao Hui Palace , Lingxu Hall, Baoguang Hall, Juguang Hall, Juxian Hall, Chuanzhu Hall, one hall with columns. There are Jade Qilin, Shou Xing Terrace, Fulu Terrace and Lu Xing Terrace. Under the terrace there are thousands of rare flowers. There are Dan Furnace, Bagua Furnace and Water Furnace. There are millions of beautiful evergreen grasses in the furnace. In the pilgrimage hall, crimson gauze clothes and golden clouds are splendid; under the Tongting steps, hibiscus crowns are splendid. In the Lingxiao Hall, golden dragons gather in the jade door; in front of the Jisheng Tower, colorful phoenixes dance on the pearl gate. The corridors are all exquisite and clear; they are surrounded by four clusters; layers of dragon claws are soaring. There are majestic purple gourds on it, which are bright, round, shining, and clanking. On the left and right sides of the top are tight clusters, dense layers, tinkling, dripping, and clear sounds of jade pendants. It's exactly: "There are all kinds of things in Lingshan, and there are rare things in the world." The golden palace and silver palace merge with the purple mansion, and the Yao sky is filled with strange flowers and plants. When I pass by the King's Jade altar, the sacred golden crows fly from the bottom; if a person is lucky enough to come to heaven, he will not fall into the mud of the human world.
On this day, on the top of Lingshan Mountain, in the Lingxiao Hall, the sound of bells was heard in the sky and the earth.
The two hundred thousand little demons were all beaming with joy. They were all wearing Taoist robes and sitting in the mountain. They looked up at the top of the Lingxiao Palace. They saw Huang Shiren in the fiery red Taoist robe in the middle, Lu Ya on the left, Kong Xuan on the right, and Mei Shan. A bunch of bitches flying on both sides were really impressive.
"Today, the completion of our Taoist main altar is an unprecedented event! My dear friends,I must practice hard and promote my reputation as a Taoist, and I will kill those stupid idiots! Do you know? ? "
¡°I know!!¡±
"Respect the ancestor's decree!"
Two hundred thousand little demons and ghosts cried and howled.
Huang Shiren nodded slightly and said: "Today Lingjiu Mountain is completed. In addition to the Sunset Ceremony, we Taoists may seal a group of leaders."
These words made the little monsters happy.
"Kong Xuan listens to the seal!"
"My little brother is here!"
"Kong Xuan is the cornerstone of my Taoism, a wonder in the world of demons. With your skills, you are the best in the world! The leader of this religion has named you the Protector of the Peacock King of Ming Dynasty, the leader of the protectors!"
"Thank you, brother!"
Kong Xuan received the title and was extremely happy to know that the head of the Dharma Protector was a high-ranking official with real power.
"Jin Dasheng, Zhu Zizhen, Yang Xian, Dai Li, Chang Hao, and Wu Long receive the title!"
"My little brother is here!"
"My little brother has it!"
"My six younger brothers have become sworn sworn disciples since Meishan. They followed me and started from scratch. They have worked hard and are loyal. I specially appoint you six as the six heavenly kings of this sect and command the troops of our sect!"
"Thank you, brother!"
"Yuan Hong, Wukong listens to the seal!"
"The apprentice is here!"
¡°Master, I¡¯m here!¡±
"You two are my disciples. Although you are a bit cheap, you have the demeanor of a teacher. You are also born with different species. I have granted Yuan Hong the title of Fighting Defeat Tianjun, and granted Wukong the title of Fighting Defeat Tianjun. I hope you two will continue to work hard. Guangzong Yaozu!"
"Yuan Hong thanks Master!"
"Master, take a look!"
"There is also my third disciple, Nezha, who is not yet an adult, and has been temporarily named the Great God of the Three Tan Haihui, the pioneer of our sect!"
"Thank you!"
"Ancestor, I am here!"
"Although you are just a little demon, you have been loyal to my ancestor for many years, so I make you the housekeeper of my family!"
"Thank you, ancestor! Long live our ancestor!"
Huang Shiren sealed the people around him one by one, even the balding ones. Everyone in the Taoist hierarchy was really happy.
Huang Shiren finished sealing a circle, then he said, "Oh, there are still not enough people on hand. In The Romance of the Gods, Jiang Ziya sealed 365 people in one go. I haven't had enough, and there are no more people!" We need to recruit more talents in the future.
No wonder Jiang Ziya likes to become a god so much, it turns out there is so much momentum in it!
Huang Shiren was not satisfied with the seal. He turned around and saw Taoist Lu Ya. He laughed evilly and said loudly: "Is Lu Ya here!?"
"You bastard! How can you be your master!?" Taoist Lu Ya was watching a group of young men beaming with joy. Suddenly, he heard Huang Shiren call out his name. He was so angry that he walked over and said I want to knock Huang Shiren and burst the chestnuts.
"Master, don't fight! Although you are my master, I am the leader now! You must obey the title!"
"I don't want to ban your grandma! When Hongjun wanted to ban me, I kicked him away! What a fool you are! I won't ban you!" Lu Ya said angrily.
He is the No. 1 Sanren in the world, and he hates false fame. If he wanted to be named, he would have become famous long ago.
"Master, if you are not granted the title, then you are not a member of our sect. When the boys see you in the future, they will not call you grandpa!" Huang Shiren said coldly.
"This" In the past few years, Lu Ya had just tasted the sweetness of having a group of relatives around him. When he heard that Huang Shiren was going to kick him out, he felt a tremor in his heart.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????. I heard this thing is sealed, I'll go back and clean it up later!
Taoist Lu Ya bluffed and poked Huang Shiren in front of him. He was very angry and shouted loudly: "Your master is here!"
"Lu Ya, you are my master. Although you are a bit cheap, ugly, and stingy" Before Huang Shiren could finish speaking, Lu Ya showed off the immortal-killing flying knife in his hand.
Huang Shiren shrank his neck and quickly changed the subject: "But you are deeply affectionate to me, and you are as kind as a mountain to the younger students in our religion!"
"Master, I, Huang Shiren, am a lonely little demon. What I have achieved today is all due to your good fortune and my charming nature. Although you are not my biological father, you are better than my biological father. You are not my biological mother, but you are better than my biological mother! Apprentice I will be your disciple for the rest of my life, and I will be your obedient for the rest of my life!"
Huang Shiren¡¯s words came completely from the bottom of his heart, and his eyes dropped when he said them.
Lu Ya, who was about to release the Immortal-Decapitating Flying Knife, was brought to tears by what he said and felt warm in his heart.
Damn it, it¡¯s worth it for me to have such a disciple for hundreds of millions of years!
"Lu Ya listens to the seal! This sectI designate you as the supreme and supreme Taoist ancestor of Taoism! "
After Huang Shiren finished speaking, he walked down the rooftop and led a group of brothers, apprentices, and hundreds of thousands of little demons. With a pop, they all knelt down in front of the Taoist.
"Fellow disciples of this sect, please see the Taoist ancestors!" Huang Shiren roared at the top of his voice.
"See Dao Ancestor!"
"See Dao Ancestor!"
"See Dao Ancestor!"
A group of strong men and hundreds of thousands of little demons burst into tears and shouted loudly, resounding throughout the sky!
This title and this call made Taoist Lu Ya stand there and howl!
Hundreds of millions of years! Hundreds of millions of years! I am a bachelor in Luya, but I am ridiculed by Hongjun all day long for being an absolute immortal! All day long, Yuanshi and Taishang¡¯s gang of idiots secretly called him a Taoist!
Your mother! I've come to the end of my hardships! My dead tree has come back to life! My old tree is blooming! My old man is pushing the cart!
I also have a disciple! My apprentice also has an apprentice! My apprentice¡¯s apprentice also has a little demon!
I have also become a Taoist ancestor!
"Hongjun! Damn it, have you seen it!? Now, I, Lu Ya, am also a Taoist ancestor! I am also a Taoist ancestor! One day, I will get back all the losses! Hahahahaha!" Lu Ya! The Taoist's beard was swollen, he looked up at the nine heavens, laughed wildly, and burst into tears!
In these tears, there is incomparable bitterness and pride!
"Pangu, have you seen it!? One day, I, Lu Ya, will give you back your Qingbai! Give you back your majesty!" Taoist Lu Ya roared and sobbed.
Huang Shiren took over from the side.
"Master, is this your dream?"
"Yes. Shiren, this is the dream of being a teacher.
"I don't think it's cool enough."
"Asshole! Tell me about your dream and let me hear it!"
"Master, listen up. My dream is that I want this sky, which can no longer cover my eyes, this land, which can no longer bury my heart, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, and I want all the immortals to disappear into thin air! "
On the top of Lingjiu Mountain, two bitches, one old and one young, stood side by side, looking up at the sky.
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