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Chapter 103 Nezha is born and Huang San lands on the island

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    The Chentangguan General Military Mansion was in complete chaos at this moment.

    Under the big locust tree in the courtyard, Li Jing's wife Yin Shi was half-lying on a chair with a belly as big as an upside-down cauldron, her head covered in cold sweat, and she screamed in pain.  Li Jing was beside him, scratching his head and ears anxiously.

    ¡°Doctor, what¡¯s going on?!¡± Li Jing grabbed the doctor next to him.

    The doctor's hair was all white and he was seventy or eighty years old. He looked at Ms. Yin and shook his head: "Master General, in all my life, I have never seen someone who has not been pregnant for three years and six months."  You gave birth! My wife is in good health and everything is normal. The only thing she has is her stomachache, which has no reason at all. I can¡¯t do anything about it!"

    "Bastard! Aren't you known as the best master in Chentangguan!?" Li Jing was furious.

    The doctor cried: "Commander, I have seen a lot of difficult and complicated diseases, but this is the only thing I can't see."

    "Brother Jing, don't embarrass the doctor." Mrs. Yin said from the side.

    Li Jing asked someone to send the doctor away and sighed: "Senior Huang, why aren't you here yet? I'm so anxious!"

    "Who is talking about me, old man?" Before Li Jing finished speaking, he saw a flash of light in front of him, and a Taoist with a bruised nose and swollen face appeared. Who else could it be if it weren't Huang Shiren?

    "Oh, Senior Huang, you're here!" Li Jing grabbed Huang Shiren, it was like grabbing a life-saving straw. It could be seen that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He was stunned again and said: "Senior, what are you doing?  ¡­¡±

    I¡¯ll wipe it!  This guy has no eyesight!  Can I tell you that she was slapped for teasing Nuwa?  ?

    "I wanted to rescue Nezha quickly, but I accidentally bumped into a mountain, and a big mountain knocked half of it away." Huang Shiren joked casually.

    "Thank you for your hard work, senior." Mrs. Yin was extremely grateful when she saw him in such a mess.

    "Sister, what you said is wrong. Your child is my child. You are so polite!" Huang Shiren took advantage again and turned to Li Jing: "Hurry up and help my sister into the house. I guarantee that you will see your son today!"

    "Okay! Okay!" Li Jing was overjoyed and asked the servant to bring his wife into the house.

    "Li Jing, go and call some midwives." Huang Shiren ordered again.

    "Midwife? Senior, are you here to deliver the baby?" Li Jing was stunned.

    Huang Shiren smiled slightly, showing his big yellow teeth: "You can let me deliver the baby. I'm a man, and I will take care of your wife."

    "Go find the midwife!" Li Jing was so frightened that he turned around and left.

    At a short time, four or five midwives were called forward.

    "Make this pill drink with water, and wait for the delivery." Huang Shiren handed the soul-melting pill to the midwife.

    "Is this enough?" Li Jing couldn't help being dumbfounded.

    "Then what else!? Do you think this pill is an ordinary pill!? I risked my life to get this!" As soon as Huang Shiren opened his eyes, Li Jing immediately smiled apologetically.

    The midwives entered the delivery room, while Li Jing and Huang Shiren were waiting outside.

    Huang Shiren was not in a hurry. This guy had a table full of food and wine and was drinking and eating meat. But Li Jing was like an ant on a hot pot, walking around, tiptoeing and looking around.

    From morning until noon, I only heard a scream coming from the room, and a group of people rushed out of the room.

    "Oh! Monster! Monster!" The midwives in front were so frightened that they turned around and ran away.

    "What's going on?" Li Jing caught one and was in a hurry.

    "My lord, my wife gave birth to a monster!"

    "Monster!" Upon hearing this, Li Jing pulled out the sword with a clang and dove into the room.

    Before he could stand still, with a whimper, a ball of red air came towards him!  Li Jing was also a person who had practiced immortality. He reached out quickly and lowered his head to avoid it. When he looked back, he saw a flesh ball spinning around. He was shocked at the moment.

    "Madam, you gave birth to such a thing?" Li Jing said.

    On the delivery bed, Mrs. Yin nodded weakly.

    "It's bad luck! Senior Huang lied to me!" Li Jing had been holding back for three years and six months for his son, and his wife had suffered for three years and six months. In the end, he gave birth to such a freak, what else could he be if he wasn't a goblin!

    Li Jing was extremely angry and couldn't care less. He slashed at the meat ball with the sword in his hand.

    "You can't do it!" Huang Shiren came in and saw Li Jing about to chop the meat ball, and reminded him, but he didn't expect that Li Jing was quick and the sword had arrived early!

    Poof!

    The meat ball was chopped open with a sword, a burst of immortal energy burst out, and a child jumped out of it.

    This child is glowing red all over, his face is as pink as a powder, and his face is pink.??Plop, very cute.  The child can crawl when it hits the ground, can stand after climbing twice, and can walk after standing. After walking around, the body is as big as that of an eight or nine-year-old child!

    But Li Jing and the Yin family were dumbfounded and frightened to death.

    "Hahaha, okay! Okay!" Huang Shiren laughed loudly over there.

    "Senior, this, this! Monster! Monster!" Li Jing pointed at the child and pulled Huang Shiren with a distinctive look on his face.

    "You monster, you ghost!" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at Li Jing, picked up the bare-chested child, came to the couple, and said, "Have you ever seen such a monster!? I told you a long time ago, this child is  Immortals are reincarnated, not mortals! Come, hurry up and see your third son Nezha!"

    The couple came over and saw that Guo Guo was such a good-looking child. Hearing what Huang Shiren said, the panic just now disappeared and they were extremely happy.

    "Nezha, call me daddy, call me mother!" The couple teased the child, but Nezha's black eyes were fixed on Huang Shiren.

    Although this spirit bead¡¯s soul has been transformed, it is still the master and disciple of Huang Shiren in the previous life, so it has an inexplicable connection.

    "What a fart, hurry up and call Master!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

    "Master!" Nezha said in a clear voice. Over there, Li Jing and his wife looked at each other.

    Whose child is so big when he is born and can talk when he is born?  ?

    "Be good. This is your father and your mother. Don't scream yet." Huang Shiren pointed at Li Jing and his wife.

    "Father, mother!" Nezha called out reluctantly.

    "Hey!" The couple agreed in unison, happily.

    Huang Shiren sat down with Nezha in his arms. The more he looked at it, the happier he became.

    ¡°Damn it, even though I have two apprentices, they are both sluts. One is sullen all day long, and the other is terribly bored all day long. But these three apprentices are very lovable.

    When Lao Huang was happy, he took out something from his arms.

    "Nezha, it's the first time that Master meets you, so I have to give you a few gifts." Huang Shiren chuckled.

    Nezha was overjoyed when he saw Huang Shiren taking out so many things, each one shining with red light. It was a child's nature after all.

    "Good disciple, this thing is called the Qiankun Circle. It is a good treasure for smashing people. If you don't like it in the future, feel free to smash it to death! This thing is called Hun Tian Ling. It is specially used to tie people up. In the future, you will see who looks embarrassed.  , tie them together and then smash them! This thing is called the Fire Spear. In the future, you can poke whoever your master asks you to poke. Don¡¯t let anyone go! Also, this thing is called the Hot Wheel. It is your master¡¯s weapon.  The ancestors gave it to you. Step on it and come and go like lightning. If you lose, run away." Huang Shiren gave these magic weapons to Nezha. Nezha liked them, so he slung the Qiankun Circle across his body and wrapped Hun Tianling around his body.  , holding two guns and stepping on the Hot Wheels, he is truly a member of the God of War, exuding boundless murderous aura!

    " When Li Jing and his wife saw that Huang Shiren had given their son so many treasures as a gift, they were even more grateful to Huang Shiren. Suddenly they didn't know that this gift was completely borrowed flowers to offer to Buddha.

    "Thank you, Master!" Nezha was very happy after playing a trick. He knelt down on the ground and kowtowed.

    "Okay. Okay." Huang Shiren looked at Nezha, even more joyful, and said, "Nezha, master will teach you a few exercises, okay?"

    "What kind of technique?" Nezha asked with a pink face.

    "Of course it's fun!" Huang Shiren turned around and transformed into the three-headed and six-armed appearance, which made Nezha clap his hands with joy.

    "It's fun! It's fun! Master, hurry up and teach me!"

    "Okay!" Huang Shiren pointed his finger at Nezha Tianling and taught him the three-headed and six-armed method.

    Nezha is the reincarnation of a spiritual bead. He is extremely intelligent and quickly learns how to conjure up three heads and six arms. He has a great time: "Master, is there any other fun way to do it?"

    "Yes." Huang Shiren used his Eighty-nine Mysterious Techniques and transformed a room full of small animals. Nezha was even more delighted when he saw them, and went to learn them again.

    After learning the two exercises, Huang Shiren took out a jade box from the box and opened it. It was the two immortal apricots he had obtained from Shen Gongbao earlier.

    Two longan -like fairy apricot took it out, and the house was full of fragrance, but he snapped up enough, took it over, and ate it clean.

    As soon as Xingxing finished eating, he heard a sound behind Nezha, and two huge wings grew out. There was another sound, and the pink child on one side of Nezha's body suddenly turned into a two-foot-long child.  A monster with a face as tall as indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding side teeth came.

    Li Jing and his wife were so frightened that they almost fell down.

    "Senior, how did this become a monster!?" Li Jing was anxious.

    ??Who among the parents in the world doesn¡¯t want their children to be beautiful?

    "Don't panic, don't panic." Huang ?Ren laughed and said: "These two immortal fruits will grow into these wings, and Nezha will be a warrior in the sky and on the earth."

    "Senior! I don't want a general. I am the eighteenth generation of the Li family. I can't produce a monster descendant!" Li Jing shook his head.

    Over there, the Yin family also begged Huang Shiren to quickly find a way to change back.

    How could Huang Shiren have such a way? He originally wanted Nezha to be so awesome, but he was helpless when he ended up like this. Seeing Li Jing and his wife think about it pitifully, he smiled and said: "Well, I know a big boss on Jin'ao Island.  Just take Nezha there, that guy has skills and will definitely find a way, okay?"

    "Okay! Hurry up!" Li Jing said hurriedly.

    "Apprentice, master will take you to play outside, okay?" Huang Shiren said with a bad smile.

    "Okay! Okay!" Nezha is a naughty boy, how can he be so bad?

    Huang Shiren raised his cloud head, Nezha spread his wind and thunder wings, and the master and apprentice turned into two streams of light and headed straight for Jin'ao Island.

    Not to mention how worried Li Jing and his wife were at home, Huang Shiren, the master and apprentice, came to Jin'ao Island in a flash, and when the clouds fell, Jin'ao Island was in trouble!

    "Oh no, Huang Shiren is here again, brothers and sisters, run away quickly!"

    "Close the door! Close the door!"

    ¡°Well, disciple, take all my elixirs and all that!¡±

    "The yellow bitch is here, hide! Hurry and hide!"

    Seeing the person in front of him flipping over, Huang Shiren spat out and laughed: "Jin'ao Island, Jin'ao Island, I, Old Huang, am back again!"

    It¡¯s true: when Huang Shiren returns to Jin¡¯ao Island, chickens will fly and dogs will jump!

    This time, Jin'ao Island is going to be in big trouble.

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