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Chapter 104 Nezha becomes Cupid and Huang Shiren scrapes the sky

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    Let¡¯s talk about Huang Shiren, a bitch. Two fairy apricots turned a pink young lady in Nezha into a monster with a height of two feet, a face like indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding horizontal teeth. Li Jing and his wife begged him, but he had no ability.  After recovering, he had no choice but to take Nezha and fly to Jin'ao Island to find the leader of Tongtian Cult for help.

    The famous players on Jin'ao Island had already stunk into the pit. As soon as they landed on the ground, all the immortals of Jiejiao ran away, and the bustling Jin'ao Island suddenly turned into a cemetery, leaving only wine and meat on the ground.  , flower baskets, wine cups, it was like a tornado.

    "Master, why are they so afraid of you?" Nezha asked.

    Huang Shiren didn't even blush and said with a smile: "Good disciple, you don't understand. None of these guys are serious. Master is a good person, so of course they all have to hide."

    "Oh, Master, let me find them one by one and beat Qiaoqiao to death one by one to vent my anger on you, Master, okay?" Nezha said with a bad smile.

    I wipe, this apprentice really has one thousandth of the style!  It's not in vain that I love him.

    "Good disciple, although these guys are not serious, they have a good heart. They are Master's friends. You can't beat Qiaoqiao to death. However, in the future, whenever you encounter Niubi who claims to be the West Kunlun Chan Cultist, you can beat him to death!"  These bad guys, not only bully men and dominate women, but also engage in homosexuality! It¡¯s so disgusting.¡± Huang Shiren began to coax the children.

    "Master, what does it mean to be gay?" Nezha is very pure.

    "You're gay." Huang Shiren really didn't know how to explain it to him, so he had to say: "Do you know about chickens?"

    "Of course I do. I saw it when I came here. The rooster crows and the hen brings the chicks. It's so cute!"

    "Cute, isn't it? Let me tell you, those naughty guys in West Kunlun specialize in catching chickens at night" Huang Shiren stretched out a finger on his left hand and made two circles with the fingers of his right hand.

    "Hey!" Nezha suddenly felt terribly sick: "It's really bad!"

    "Is it bad?"

    "Bad! When we meet in the future, I'll cut each one down!"

    "Good disciple! Good disciple! Master loves you!" Huang Shiren smiled and took Nezha to Biyou Palace. The Shuihuo boy of Tongtian Cult Leader saw this guy from a distance and ran away to report it.

    On the Kowloon Agarwood Chariot, Master Tongtian was talking to Duobao. When he heard that Huang Shiren was coming, he almost fell off the chariot.

    He is scared!  So scared!

    This bitch, if you come to Jin'ao Island once, you will be in bad luck. If you come here a few times, I'm afraid all the good things in the dignified Jiejiao General Forum will be wiped out by this bitch!

    "No! No! Get out!" Leader Tongtian shook his head.

    "Master, how are you, old man?" Before he finished speaking, Huang Shiren popped up over there and waved to the Master of Tongtian.

    The leader of Tongtian Cult snorted coldly and ignored him.

    This guy came in with Nezha, pointed at the leader of Tongtian Cult and said to Nezha: "Call me uncle."

    "Uncle!" Nezha obeyed and called out.

    The leader of Tongtian Cult was stunned for a moment. He glanced at Nezha and said to Huang Shiren: "Sickhead, whose child is this?"

    "Oh, leader, you have a bad memory. This is Li Jing's son Nezha whom I told you, my disciple." Huang Shiren said.

    "Oh!" Leader Tongtian nodded as he remembered, and suddenly stood up with a loud noise. He shook the dust in his hand, causing Huang Shiren to scream and fall to the ground, his head covered with blood!

    "You bastard! You are his master, and if you ask him to call me uncle, do I have to call you big brother?" Tongtian Cult Master was angry.

    Huang Shiren touched his head and said with a crooked mouth and eyes: "Master, you have really wronged me! I didn't mean that. Didn't I make children think you are young and approachable? Who knew your thoughts were so complex and so complex?  Dirty, you even thought about getting on this windlass!"

    "If you dare to hit my master, I will stab you to death!" Over there, Nezha saw Leader Tongtian attacking Huang Shiren, and he was already angry. He didn't know the details of Leader Tongtian, let alone that the other party was a saint. For Nezha, Huang Shiren  Ren and he had a natural feeling of intimacy. He was his master and had given him so many treasures. He was closer than his parents. So Tongtian beat Huang Shiren, and Nezha was naturally unhappy.

    Good Nezha!  With a sway of his body, he conjured up the three-headed and six-armed magical power, fanning the wind and thunder wings, stepping on the hot wheel, and in his hands the fire-tip spear and Hun Tian Ling to greet the leader of Tongtian Cult!

    "This kid is quite good." The leader of Tongtian Cult laughed, opened his big hand, pushed Nezha and He down to the ground, raised his big hand and slapped Nezha on the butt.

    There was a snap, which made Nezha cry loudly.

    Although his body is a two-foot-tall monster, his heart is stillThis little kid burst into tears when he saw that he couldn't beat him.

    "Leader! You've gone too far!" Huang Shiren was unhappy when he saw his apprentice being beaten!

    Although he is the best bitch in the world, he is definitely the most protective person in the world. If a good disciple is beaten, even the leader of Tongtian will go crazy!

    ¡°What¡¯s wrong with me?¡± Leader Tongtian smiled.

    Huang Shiren put his hands on his hips and immediately scolded the street: "Bah! What else happened to you! You are a saint, and you have lived like a dog for a long time! Such an old man, with such an identity, actually attack a stupid kid and tell him!  , everyone in the world reviles you! Everyone in the world despises you! Everyone in the world criticizes you! Countless gods, if you hit my disciple, you are hitting me! If you hit me, you are not giving my master Lu Ya face, you are not  Give Lady Nuwa some face! Think about it for yourself, if I ask those two people to come to settle accounts with you, what will you do!? Do you still want Jin'ao Island!?"

    These unreasonable words made Master Tongtian laugh.

    "You bastard." Leader Tongtian pointed at Huang Shiren, shook his head, then looked at Nezha who was lying on the ground crying, and said, "Is this Nuwa's spiritual pearl?"

    "Exactly, now he is reincarnated as Nezha."

    "That's right." Leader Tongtian twirled his beard and nodded: "I have long heard that there is a spiritual bead in Sister Nuwa's place. It is a spiritual creature of heaven and earth. It is the top of her heart. When she was born, she had the cultivation of Daluo Jinxian. Although  Not too deep, but with a very good foundation! Rattou, you have gained another good apprentice."

    "That's right! I have a good character!" Huang Shiren was so shameless.

    "Raghead, I'm confused. You said that the master is always better than his disciples. You are just a Taiyi Golden Immortal, but your three disciples are all Daluo Golden Immortals. How different is this? Don't you think?  Are you ashamed?" Leader Tongtian smiled.

    These words hurt Huang Shiren¡¯s self-esteem!

    It¡¯s really hard to pick up any pot!  This is what Huang Shiren has always been worried about.  But there is no way. I am an ordinary weasel spirit, whose father does not love my mother. It is a miracle that I have become what I am now with my own ability. How can I compare with three apprentices, who are born with different species, who are born with different species, and who are the spiritual beings of heaven and earth?  The spiritual creature of heaven and earth, as soon as it comes out, it is a Da Luo Jinxian!

    I¡¯ll wipe it!  How can it be true that a disciple¡¯s cultivation level is higher than that of his master?  ?

    "Master, don't you try to instigate the relationship between master and disciple?!" Huang Shiren looked at Master Tongtian and chuckled: "Yes, I am Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I am two levels worse than my disciples. But Master, this is just right."  It shows how awesome I am. If you don¡¯t accept it, why don¡¯t you accept someone whose cultivation level is two levels higher than yours? Can you get Taoist Hongjun to call you master in turn?¡±

    "You bastard!" The leader of Tongtian Cult is really funny and angry, and there's no way he can speak so eloquently.

    After all the fuss, the leader was in a good mood and said: "Scabby man, you came to Jin'ao Island again, why are you here?"

    "Here!" Huang Shiren pointed at Nezha and told him how he fed two immortal apricots to make Nezha look like this. He put on a smile and said: "Master, I don't have the ability to recover. How can you?"  Gao, give Nezha a plastic surgery and turn him back into a good boy. Otherwise, the next time Empress Nuwa sees her baby being like this, won¡¯t she beat me to death?¡±

    "None of my business. You can handle whatever you do on your own!" The leader of Tongtian Cult was always angry with this guy in the past, but today he has become the master.

    "Leader, you can't ignore death! If you do this, I will tell Empress Nuwa that those two immortal apricots were given by you. Hehe, Empress Nuwa got angry. It's very cute. Do you want to learn from this?  Want to learn something?" Huang Shiren saw that he was too soft, so he immediately became tough.

    "Damn you!" Even though the leader of Tongtian Cult was a saint, he was so angry that he swore loudly and said: "Sickhead, don't you always like to be flirtatious and show off? Don't you like to be a coquettish guy? That second disciple of yours, you are  He is dressed like a golden bronze man and is wandering around in a short tiger-skin skirt. This Nezha is two feet tall and has wings and fangs. How can we take him out together?"

    "Master, you are so bad, you are openly teasing me!" Huang Shiren gave a bad smile, then sighed, and said: "I also want to be a coquettish guy and want to be popular. But there is a bottom line! With Yuan Hong  , Wukong, these two bastards, I already have enough headaches. Now when I go out, wherever I go, 200% of them turn around, saying that we are monsters. Leader, you are a saint, you have no desires and no desires, I  But it¡¯s a girl¡¯s! What¡¯s going to happen with a group of monsters?¡±

    What he said made Tongtian Cult Master and Duobao laugh.

    "Okay. This matter is not difficult." Seeing Huang Shiren's pitiful appearance, the leader of Tongtian Sect was very happy and said: "The immortal apricot of Yun Zhongzi was transplanted from Qilinya, my second senior brother in West Kunlun.  It is not difficult to unravel this immortal apricot. It has many treasures. You can go to Qingping Pond and pick the lotus pods."

      "Master!" After hearing this, Duobao immediately became unwilling.

    ?? Qingping Pond is the small pond covered with green duckweed outside the palace of Lord Tongtian. There is a green duckweed growing in it, which is the place where the Qingping Sword, the most vicious innate spiritual treasure in Lord Tongtian's hand, lives.

    This Qingping Sword is the self-defense tool of the Tongtian Cult Leader. It is not inferior to the Four Swords of Zhuxian. It is extremely impressive. Even Lu Ya¡¯s flying knife that kills immortals may not be able to win.

    The Qingping in the Qingping Pond was born after countless years of nourishment by the Qingping Sword. Although it is not as good as the Chaos Qinglian with the power of the Qinglian Cave, it is still a rare treasure. It took countless years to give birth to a lotus, which can be regarded as the greatest treasure in the world.  As soon as Duobao heard Tongtian's words, he knew that Master was going to bleed again this time.

    "Why don't you go quickly!?" Leader Tongtian gave a cold face, and Duobao went reluctantly.

    Not long ago, Duobao came in with a lotus pod in his hands. The lotus pod in the middle was as big as the bowl, but it was filled with thousands of rays of light and auspicious energy. It was a rare spiritual creature in the world!

    The leader of the Tongtian cult asked Nezha to come forward, opened the lotus pods, and juice flowed out, and fed Nezha. Nezha's stomach rumbled loudly, and he farted a lot, swaying, and turned into a pinky-dummy baby again.  When the young lady arrived, the two wings behind her also turned pure white.

    I¡¯ll wipe it!  This is really a dazzling moment when a monster turns into a little angel!

    Looking at the pink Nezha and the two flickering little wings behind him, Huang Shiren felt that not giving Nezha a bow and arrow would be a waste of this look!

    wipe!  One day, I ask Old Man Yuehe for a bow and arrow, and tie his red rope of marriage to the arrow, and Nezha will become Cupid!

    Huang Shiren was lusting over here. Over there, the leader of the Tongtian cult broke open the lotus pod, crushed it into pieces, and took out a lotus seed.

    "Scabby man, go ahead!" Master Tongtian threw the lotus seeds to Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren took it and felt that although the lotus seeds were not as good as the lotus seeds of the Chaos Green Lotus in his body, they were still rare treasures.

    "Master, why are you so generous today and taking the initiative to give away treasures? Doesn't this suit your stingy iron cock style? It seems that I, Old Huang, still have face, and it seems that the leader is still treating me well." Huang Shiren accepted the lotus seeds and said with a smile.  .

    The leader of Tongtian Cult also laughed and said: "Bah! You think I am looking at your face! Who cares about your dog face! I like Nezha!"

    "Bah! You are most likely trying to curry favor with Empress Nuwa, right?" Huang Shiren said happily.

    "Death!" The Tongtian leader wanted to beat Huang Shiren again. Huang Shiren put his head in his hands and quickly found something to say.

    "Master, what is the use of these lotus seeds you gave me?"

    The leader of Tongtian Cult looked at Nezha, twisted his beard and said: "Sick man, this child is destined to commit murder. He is destined to have a great disaster. He will come back from the dead. This lotus seed will come in handy until then."

    oh!  Huang Shiren understood immediately.  In The Romance of the Gods, Nezha got into trouble and was forced to cut his flesh and bones. Taiyi, the real person, used lotus seeds to make soul lotus petals to sit on, and reshaped Nezha's Dharma body, and he became a heroic general in the Romance of the Gods.  !

    But now, haven¡¯t many things been changed beyond recognition by yourself?  When Nezha became his apprentice, would he cut the flesh and remove the bones?  !

    Huang Shiren was confused in his heart, but he didn't dare to ask. He thought: A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Even if it is true, the lotus seeds in my hand are much better than the lotus seeds of Taiyi Zhenren in The Romance of the Gods. Reshaping Nezha's Dharma Body is also a matter of course.  It can be done!

    Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes and said: "Master, you are a good person! Since Nezha is coming back from the dead, one lotus seed is probably not enough, so you can give me one hundred and eighty leaves of Qingping. I'll do it too."  use."

    "Bah! You think this is the duckweed in your pond! That duckweed is just a lotus pod for your apprentice! I also gave you just a lotus seed! I was born with ten leaves! Where did I get so many  for you!"

    "Then eight or nine head offices!"

    ¡°Not a single piece is of any use!¡±

    "Then I'll tell Empress Nuwa that you fed Nezha poison and made her beloved grow bullshit wings. Look at how disgusting these wings are, like monsters. I'll go right away." Huang Shiren said with a bad smile.  .

    But the leader of Tongtian was so confused that he had to let Duobao go out and get six leaves and gave them to Huang Shiren.

    "Raghead, if you come here again ten times or eight times, you will wipe out the treasure of Jin'ao Island! You bastard, if you have the ability, why don't you go to the second brother of West Kunlun to scrape the land? Why?  Why don't you go to my senior brother's place in Bajing Palace to scrape the land? Or simply go to my master's place in Zixiao Palace?"

    "Master, please tell me that I don't want to go! If I were a saint, I would have gone a long time ago! Not to mention the bullshit West Kunlun and Bajing Palace, even the Zixiao Palace, I will shave my head to the ground!"

    "YouDamn it!  Why did Brother Lu Ya accept such a thing from you?  "

    "You should ask my master about this! To tell you the truth, it is his blessing that I am his apprentice! I am still reluctant!"

    An old man and a young man bicker and have endless fun, both of them are quite mean.

    "Okay, let's get down to business. How are you doing with your big things?" Leader Tongtian asked seriously.

    "Everything is fine." Huang Shiren smiled evilly and explained all the bad things Chaoge had done, which made the leader of Tongtian feel happy.

    "I made that old turtle Jichang almost die, so he returned to Xiqi in despair. By the way, I also brought the Hetuluoshu with him!" Huang Shiren said proudly.

    "What!? What did you say you blew!?" These words made the Tongtian leader stand up with a cry and grabbed Huang Shiren!

    ?? ###The second update is here!  Please collect and protect me!
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