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- Huang Shiren's beak is really a small green vegetable that is about to be sold out in the market. It costs 50 cents a cart and is extremely cheap. Empress Nuwa is a pure and pure saint. How can I not be angry after hearing his extremely cheap words? Raise your hand and hit.
This slap came out of anger and was as powerful as thunder. Even if Huang Shiren was the Taiyi Golden Immortal, if he received this slap, he would die on the spot.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??? Facing the saint's attack, he didn't panic, but had a different kind of lewd smile on his face.
This slap was twenty feet away from me. At 0.02 miao, it was 0.03 centimeters away from me. At that time, this woman would stop obediently.
"I'll slap you to death, you bitch!" Seeing Huang Shiren's expression, Nuwa became even more angry and couldn't help but increase her palm strength by three points.
Seeing that the slap was about to hit his face, Huang Shiren pouted, puffed out his cheeks, and said word by word: "Mother mother yes no yes want to let that spirit ZhuZidie!"
Poof.
The slap from Nuwa Empress suddenly stopped under Huang Shiren¡¯s eyes!
Banana, you watermelon! I don¡¯t believe I can¡¯t deal with you, a bitch!
"Bitch! What's going on!?" Nuwa Empress wanted to beat this bitch to death, but her heart skipped a beat when she heard that there was something wrong with the spirit bead.
Hey hey hey. Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Mother, why do you forget things so easily? Last time you asked me to take the spiritual beads to Li Jing's house to reincarnate, right?"
"Yes. Didn't you do this?" Nuwa was shocked. This bitch is cunning enough to do such a thing.
Could it be that he secretly disposed of Lingzhu and took away the treasure he gave to Lingzhu? The queen's almond-shaped eyes widened: "Say quickly! Have you done it?"
"Empress, you, can I not do it!?" Huang Shiren's voice rang in the Nuwa Palace. After hearing this, the Taoist boys sweeping the floor outside stuck out their tongues one by one, not knowing what the fate of Huang Shiren and the empress was. Something happened.
"Since you did it, you have to take responsibility!" the empress said angrily.
"How good is your empress! Do I, Huang Shiren, seem to be an irresponsible person!?" The old ghost cried like a wolf.
With a bang, the broom in the hands of the Taoist boy sweeping the floor fell to the ground.
"Brother, I mean, Huang Shiren has something to do with our mother-in-law"
"You are asking for death! How can you say such a thing! Even if it is true, shut your mouth!"
A group of Taoist boys stuck out their tongues, raised their ears and continued to listen to the corner.
In the main hall, Empress Nuwa is so angry.
"Mother, I have done the work, but the work below has not been done. You have to work hard on your own. I don't have the strength." Huang Shiren said meaningfully.
"It's my job to work hard, so I will work hard. I won't leave the key to this matter to you!"
"Yes, but I can only do the first half, and you have to do the second half by yourself."
"What's going on?" The empress lowered her voice when she saw his serious look.
Huang Shiren sat on the chair, took a sip of tea, crossed his legs, looked at the anxious empress, and said: "I sent the spirit beads to Li Jing's wife's belly and went to work. It's been three years and six months. , I almost forgot. Li Jing came to me yesterday and said that his wife had been pregnant for three years and six months and had not yet given birth, which made the whole Chentangguan people say that the child is a monster."
Poof. After hearing this, the empress couldn't help laughing.
Huang Shiren looked at Nuwa's smile, his eyes were straight, and he said: "My dear, your smile is so beautiful."
"You want to be beaten again, don't you!?"
"Look at you, I said you are good-looking, but if you look like this, do you think I'm going to say you're a weirdo?" Huang Shiren stood up, came close to him, and said with a mean look: "Mother, I don't have the ability to deliver babies, you Hurry up and teach me a way to get Li Jing's wife to give birth to the spirit bead, otherwise, if others don't tell me, Li Jing, a commander in chief, might rape someone else's old sow."
Empress Nuwa lowered her head and took out a jade vase from her sleeve, and threw it to Huang Shiren.
"This is the soul-melting pill. The spiritual beads are transformed from the spiritual things of heaven and earth. Without this pill, his original soul will not be transformed and naturally cannot be born."
"Oh, so that's what happened. Your Majesty, you didn't do this kindly. You should have given me this thing in the first place. You had to make a woman pregnant for three years and six months. Your Majesty is really bad. "Huang Shiren took the Harmony Soul Pill and took advantage of the empress.
"If you let the Yin family take this elixir, the spirit bead will definitely be born. Huang Shiren, the spirit bead is my heart and soul. You must take good care of it. If you let the spirit bead suffer a little bit,?Cut off your dog's head! "
"Yes, yes, if your Majesty didn't say that, I can't be ashamed of our child, right?" Huang Shiren's despicable words made Empress Nuwa raise her hands again. Lao Huang quickly changed the subject and said: "My Majesty, the spirit bead is born. That¡¯s my apprentice, I won¡¯t treat him badly, but there are so many bad guys in the world, and many people like Mr. Shota, what should I do if someone else messes with him?¡±
"No one has the courage yet!" Nuwa Empress snorted coldly.
She is a saint, who dares to provoke her?
"Mother, I mean what if! What if, do you understand?" Huang Shiren emphasized with particular emphasis.
How did the Nuwa Empress know that this bitch had another evil intention? She said without thinking: "Then you beat him to death. If you can't beat him to death, tell me, and I will beat him to death!"
"Okay! Madam, you must remember these words and you can't regret it!" Huang Shiren chuckled.
OK OK! Nezha has always been a troublemaker since he was born. Since Empress Nuwa said so, that's fine. With me as the master here, why worry about this apprentice not causing trouble? How about taking Nezha to West Kunlun one day and beheading that naughty old man from Yuanshi?
The more Huang Shiren thought about it, the happier he became and danced with joy.
With his expression, Empress Nuwa could tell that he had bad intentions.
"Huang Shiren, I will not let others bully Lingzhuzi, but if you lead him to cause trouble and cause trouble, I will be the first to chop you down!"
Huang Shiren rolled his eyes: "What you said is so heartless, it makes me very sad."
"Is there anything else? If nothing happens, get out of here!" If Nuwa continued to talk to him, she would explode with anger.
"Yes! Something's up!" Lao Huang quickly raised his hand.
"What's the matter?"
Huang Shiren smacked his lips and said: "Empress, I took the spirit bead as my disciple and worked so hard to arrange for him to be reincarnated. Now I have to get him out. After he comes out, I have to take care of him. It's very hard work." Do the math, I¡¯m at a loss."
"You lost money!? How much advantage did you take from me!?" Nuwa said angrily.
"Mother! Don't talk nonsense about Wu Ying. It's not good to spread the word. When did I take advantage of you? I just want to know, are you willing?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Bitch! If you speak rudely again, I will pull out your tongue!" Nuwa's face turned red.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, or master will find out and slap me to death." Huang Shiren chuckled and said, "Empress, I have done something for you, you can also do something for me. ?¡±
"No time! You must be up to no good!" Nuwa refused.
Huang Shiren sat down in front of Nuwa and said, "That's not okay! Madam, you are so unreasonable! You bully me! I don't want it! I don't want it!"
The boys on both sides saw the bastard twisting and twitching on the ground, holding back laughter and suffering internal injuries.
"What's going on?" Nuwa Empress also laughed.
"Oh!" Huang Shiren got up with a grunt and said, "Mother, I have a sweetheart"
"Why do you care about my business if you have a lover!? Are you trying to make someone else's belly irresponsible and ask me to wipe your ass!"
"Empress, you are a saint and a woman, how can you speak so vulgarly! Am I that kind of person?" Huang Shiren said with a smile: "My best friend is Daji, the daughter of the Marquis of Jizhou."
"Daji? How come Daji has become your lover!?" Nuwa Empress was shocked. This Daji was destined to die a violent death long ago.
"That's what happened!" Huang Shiren spat and explained the matter.
"You've done a good job." Nuwa was also happy when she heard that he asked Bai Jiu'er to replace Daji in the palace.
"Empress, now comes the problem. Daji is in my place. On the one hand, there are many people and many eyes. If others see it, Bai Jiuer's counterfeit will be in danger, and Empress' Daji will have to stop. On the other hand, Aren¡¯t I busy? I¡¯m busy for my wife. I¡¯m so busy that my belt is getting wider. If you don¡¯t believe me, look at me and my crotch.¡±
"Let's get down to business!" The empress turned her face when she saw him approaching with his crotch in hand.
"Oh." Huang Shiren loosened his crotch and said again: "Empress, I want Daji to stay with you. You are both women, and she is also a woman. I don't worry. Also, Daji likes to cultivate immortality. Empress You are a saint, with the best intelligence in the world, the best cultivation in the world, and the biggest breasts in the world! No, what I mean is that the empress has the broadest mind and is the best in the world! Empress, please accept Daji as your disciple."
"Let me think about it." Nuwa said.
"Mother, don't think about it! What's there to think about? We have a friendship, so why should we think about it?""Huang Shiren pointed to the soul-melting pill in his arms, looking like a scoundrel, and said: "Anyway, if you don't agree to my request, I won't go to Chentangguan. I won't care about the spirit beads. I will suffocate myself to death in Li Jing's wife. Best in the belly. "
"You bitch!" Nuwa Empress really had no way to deal with Huang Shiren, so she could only nodded: "That's fine."
"That's right!" Huang Shiren clapped his hands and shouted out the door: "My dear, why don't you come in and kowtow to your master!"
After hearing this, Daji from outside the door came in, knelt down and kowtowed, and said softly: "Daji kowtows to the empress and the master!"
The empress took a look at Da Ji and saw that this woman was really beautiful and fragrant. She looked so endearing that her previous anger melted away. When I saw that Daji was also a good candidate for cultivating immortals, I was naturally overjoyed.
"Okay. From today on, you will be in Nuwa Palace. This cultivation of immortality is no better than the ordinary world. You must work hard. Do you know?"
"Daji knows it!"
"Okay." Empress Nuwa was very satisfied and said to Huang Shiren: "Bitch, I agreed to everything, why don't you leave?"
"My queen, I have a name, but you calling me a bitch and a bitch is too close and not good." Huang Shiren chuckled and said seriously: "My queen, I met the master last time."
"Yes." Upon hearing this, Nuwa's face became condensed, and a trace of sadness flashed across her beautiful eyes.
"My master went around cheating and bullying people. He specially snatched a Hot Wheel for Lingzhuzi. He also said that Lingzhu was the empress's heart. He did this to make up for his original mistake." Huang Shiren said while looking at Nuwa's face. Looking at her expression, she could see that Nuwa was biting her lip and her eyes were gradually turning red.
"Mother, it's not easy for Master after so many years. Master may be a bit cheap, but he still has a good heart. If you don't believe it, just look at me and you will know the virtue of my Master. You said he is a big man, with great skills He is so tall, and there are not many women chasing him, but the master is still a virgin after so many years. Isn't this all because he only has his wife in his heart?"
"My dear, no matter how big things are, they are all in the past. You have to put aside the past and look forward. Only after going through the wind and rain can you see the rainbow. You should understand this truth. I think that master's bitch is really not worthy of my dear. Dirty, ugly and a drunkard, the empress is so beautiful, so touching and a saint, how can a flower be stuck in cow dung"
"Who are you calling cow dung?" Nuwa empress shouted coldly.
"I am cow dung! I am cow dung!" Huang Shiren cursed secretly: Damn it, if you get angry again, you still feel sorry for your lover and my bitch master.
"Mother, I sincerely hope you two are well. For the sake of you two, you see how much I have to worry about. This belt is getting wider and wider" As he said this, the bitch lifted up his crotch again.
"Go away! Let him die and speak for himself about your master's affairs!" Empress Nuwa couldn't stand it anymore. She waved her sleeves and a strong wind blew Huang Shiren flying towards the other side.
"Daji, my sweetheart, listen carefully to your words, and my husband will come to pick you up sooner or later" Huang Shiren screamed, turned into a stream of light, and disappeared.
"I hope this bitch can make the spiritual pearl come out smoothly." Looking at the horizon, Nuwa Empress smiled slightly.
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