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- On this day, Chaoge City was in a sensation!
Countless people put down their work and poured into the streets, whispering to each other.
"Hey, have you heard that Nangong Shibawang, the number one general in Xiqi, took up the bow?"
"I heard it, you are really not a man, you tried to attack a woman but failed!"
"Haha, I heard that it was the National Preceptor who took action and beat this guy!"
"It's necessary! The Imperial Master is an immortal and a good person, how can he let such a pervert succeed!"
"I originally thought that Xiqi was a place of benevolence and righteousness, but it seems that is not the case!"
"Nangong Shi is like this, so Ji Chang might not be a good person either!"
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The people were talking a lot, and Ji Chang, who was hiding in the crowd, was really complaining.
"It's coming! It's coming!" Ji Chang was depressed here, and a huge commotion broke out among Baixin.
I saw a group of golden-armored warriors opening the way, and Nangong Shilai was escorted out from behind.
The dignified first general of Xiqi was stripped naked at this moment. When Huang Shiren used his gold finger to explode Nangong Shi's crotch, and the yellow gate inside the palace completely cut off the remaining part, Nangong Shi really became a eunuch at this time, with disheveled hair and tied up like a dead dog. On a wooden stake.
What¡¯s even more ridiculous is that he is followed by a male donkey in heat. The male donkey is definitely the most ruthless thing in the world when it comes to sex. Huang Shiren did something again and had someone touch the female donkey's estrus secretion on Nangong Shi's butt, causing the male donkey to bray repeatedly, in full view of everyone. , dragging a dark, thick and hard guy and kept climbing on Nangong Shi!
Poor Xiqi¡¯s number one general, his anus was fucked by a jackass in front of everyone! It¡¯s truly a wonder that has never been seen in eternity!
"Kill me!" Seeing this scene, Ji Fa cried out and fainted again.
"Hey, don't you Xiqi people know how to play? Ji Chang, don't you and the old guy know how to play? Are you happy with this song by Master Dao?!" Looking at Nangong Shi who was under the jackass, he looked at the fainting Ji Chang, Huang Shiren laughed so happily.
As the saying goes, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. Within a few days, this incident spread to the Chaoge and spread to the territories of eight hundred princes. It really shocked the world and caused abnormal commotion.
The next day, Ji Chang took Nangong Shi back to Xiqi in despair. After Huang Shiren's troubles, Xiqi was very unlucky this time.
Not to mention that Su Hu and others returned to Jizhou, but since King Zhou got "Daji", he has stopped going to court at all. Even an immortal could not resist Long Ji's methods. She was having fun every night, feasting in the morning, being debauched day and night, and paying no attention to the important affairs of the court.
Besides, Huang Shiren, who was hacked with Ji Chang, got He Tuluo, and accompanied himself in the mansion, it was also cool, and he was not sensual.
On this day, I was playing 18 touch with Daji on the bed. At the critical moment, when I was about to touch Daji's home base, I heard Wukong calling from outside: "Master, someone is visiting!"
"Get out of here! Don't you think I'm busy as a teacher?"
"Master, you can't leave, he said he has something important to do with you!"
"Bullshit! It's important for me here! Daji, don't be ridiculous, I won, I want to touch home base!"
"Master, he said his name is Li Jing!"
"I don't care what his name iswait, what is his name?!"
"Li Jing! Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, wants to see you!"
"Li Jing!?" Huang Shiren suddenly realized and stopped playing tricks. He kissed Daji, put on his clothes, went out, grabbed Wukong and said, "Really?"
"Master, when did I lie to you? I'm waiting outside, but for some reason, I'm as anxious as an ant on a hot pot!" Wukong pointed outside.
Why is Li Jing looking for me?
Huang Shiren was very puzzled. He stretched out his fingers to calculate, but he was shocked: "Oh! Your mother, you are just having fun, and you have forgotten about my three apprentices!"
Speaking of Li Jing, since his wife Yin dreamed of Huang Shiren delivering his son, she was pregnant. The couple was naturally happy and burned incense in front of Huang Shiren's memorial tablet all day long, hoping that their third son, Nezha, would be born soon.
Who knew that after ten months, Mrs. Yin showed no sign of giving birth. After discussing it, the two of them thought that it might be because this son was so special that he was naturally different from ordinary children. Wait a minute. After waiting like this for three years and six months, there was no movement!
But Li Jing was very anxious. Three years and six months! Most people would give birth to three children at this time!
Since his wife was not pregnant, Li Jing couldn't have had a caesarean section, so he sent people all over the world to inquire about Huang Shiren's whereabouts. On this day, when Chao Ge returned to life, he suddenly heard that the Imperial Master??Huang Shiren, after asking around again, felt that it was probably that guy, so he hurried to the mansion.
Huang Shiren was also complaining a lot. He originally thought that he had given birth to a son and it would be over if they gave birth to him, but he didn't expect that this spiritual bead was not a mortal and would cause such a thing.
As soon as Huang Shiren showed his head, Li Jing saw him and grabbed him.
"Senior! I've found you! You have to save my wife and my son, your apprentice! It's been three years and six months and you still haven't come out. I'm worried to death!" Li Jing cried out in pain.
"I told you, this child is not an ordinary person, just wait a minute."
"Senior, I can't wait any longer!"
"Why can't you wait any longer? Your wife can't bear it anymore?"
"My wife can bear it, but I can't bear it anymore!"
"how do I say this!?"
"Senior! This woman can't consummate a marriage with a man while she's pregnant. Is that your way?"
"Know."
"Senior! I've been holding it in for three years and six months, and now I want to have sex with the sow! Just do a good job and let my wife give birth as soon as possible!" Li Jingzui said crookedly.
"Li Jing, you are such a coward. If your wife can't have sex, you can't find a lover or a maid to vent your anger?"
"Senior, I don't know something. I'm afraid of my wife! How can it be good for my wife to show off her power!"
¡°Damn it, I didn¡¯t expect you to be a henpecked guy, I despise you!¡±
"Senior, I kowtow to you! For the sake of my happy life, let my wife give birth as soon as possible!" Li Jing was so anxious that he knelt down and kowtowed to Huang Shiren.
"Okay, okay." Huang Shiren helped Li Jing and said with a smile: "You go back first, and I will follow right away. I promise that you will consummate your marriage with your wife as soon as possible. Is that okay?"
"Okay! I'll go back right away! Senior, you have to hurry up!" Li Jing saw Huang Shiren agreed and ran away.
This stuff! Huang Shiren is so happy.
"Master, let's go?" Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and said with a smile.
"Where?"
"Chentangguan delivers babies to others." Wukong said with a bad smile.
"What the hell! I don't know how to be a midwife! Besides, the spirit beads are born with a different species, and there's nothing I can do if Li Jing's wife can't give birth!" Huang Shiren's face was filled with black lines.
"What should we do?! You can't let Li Jing's wife have a big belly for the rest of her life! Master, you have to be responsible!" Wukong said happily.
"For this matter, we can only go to Nuwa Empress." Huang Shiren thought for a while and felt that this was the only way to deal with it. He said to Wukong: "Go and clean up. By the way, take Daji with you and we will go to Nuwa Palace together. ."
"Master, why are you taking your wife?" Wukong wondered.
"Why are you asking so many questions? If you are asked to go, just go!" Huang Shiren kicked Wukong away.
Li Jing¡¯s wife cannot give birth to a child. This mess must be solved by Nuwa. Lao Huang is not an inefficient person. He can't just go to Nuwa Palace for such a stupid thing. If word spreads, people will not laugh to death.
Daji staying in the house has advantages and disadvantages. The biggest benefit is to satisfy the lust of Huang Shiren, a bitch
Desire, but in comparison, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. First of all, Lao Huang has now become the focus of Chaoge City, and his mansion has attracted much attention. People come to visit the door all day long. Without telling others, Wen Zhong and others come eight times a day. Daji stays in the mansion. If he is discovered, it is rumored that If he goes out, he will not be able to eat and carry away. King Zhou will definitely not let him go, and his wishful thinking will be exposed.
In addition, Daji was tired of staying in the house and wanted to learn immortality. Huang Shiren had previously sent Yang Xian and Wukong for guidance. Wukong, the unlucky apprentice, was a rough and fun master. It was okay for him to kill people and commit crimes, but it was more painful for him to teach people the magic of immortality than to kill him. It lasted a day and then slipped away.
Although Yang Xian is a serious person and has a thoughtful mind, he cannot deal with Daji. Although Daji was smart, she was very domineering in learning immortal arts. She pestered Yang Xian all day long to learn how to behead three corpses (I also heard from Lao Huang while on the bed that he would become the most awesome person after beheading three corpses), which made Yang Xian stand out. He had two big heads. Although he made up an excuse and passed it by, there were really a million reasons why Daji had learned the magic of immortality. Those questions were all tricky, and Yang Xian hit the wall when he asked them. For three to five days, he couldn't bear it anymore and ran to Huang Shiren. If he was asked to teach him any more, he would kill himself with a knife, which frightened Huang Shiren to death.
Neither of them taught Daji, so Daji naturally got entangled with Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren had a lot of things to do when he came here. He couldn't stand Daji's pestering, so he had to play with him every day, but it was not a big deal.
????????????????????????????????????????????? Since we are going to Nuwa Palace, we might as well take Daji with us, risking our lives.Let the Empress Nuwa accept Daji. By doing this, firstly, the Nuwa Palace is full of women, so there is no need to worry about anyone eating tofu. Secondly, if Daji can become a disciple of Nuwa Empress, she might be able to cultivate an awesome immortal wife in the future. Wouldn¡¯t it be great to practice dual cultivation? To put it bluntly, Empress Nuwa is a saint. With Daji having such a backer, who would dare to touch her in the future? Natural life is worry-free. As long as I have my life, hehe, Master Dao, I will be able to play the Eighteen Touches more often in the future.
Huang Shiren, this bitch, thought about it and thought it was good. He returned to the wing, hugged Daji and coaxed her, saying that he had found the best master in the world for her. He also said that as long as two people learn magic well, they can grow up. For a long time, if Daji could trust him in anything, she would naturally agree.
After cleaning up, Huang Shiren took Wukong and Daji to Nuwa Palace.
To make a long story short, when they arrived at Nuwa Palace, Huang Shiren asked the boy to go in and report. Not long ago, the boy came out and led the three people to the main hall.
On top of the phoenix chariot in the main hall, Empress Nuwa sits on it. She is so majestic and can be called the mother of the world.
"I kowtow to Empress Nuwa! I hope Empress Nuwa will always be so beautiful and stunningly beautiful!" The bitch knelt down and kowtowed three times with a smooth tongue. The Queen was also happy to see her.
This bitch has improved a lot after being away for a few years. The empress looked at Huang Shiren and was very satisfied.
"Huang Shiren, if you don't go out and take care of your important matters, how come you come to see me when you have time?"
Plop! Huang Shiren knelt down in front of the empress and howled like a wolf: "Empress! You are so evil! You have made it impossible for us to have a child! How can you do that?!"
"Bitch! What do you mean, our child! He deserves a beating!" After hearing this, the empress became so angry that her face turned red. She waved her hand and slapped her head like a mountain!
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