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- Let's talk about Huang Shiren. He accepted Wukong as his disciple, and hand-crafted the skin and tendons of the enlightened beast, the sacred beast of Western Kunlun, into a spotted tiger skin skirt for Wukong to wear. Wukong was also very happy. Not convinced, he was very satisfied with Lao Huang's craftsmanship.
This monkey is wearing a very powerful golden armor, and has such a naughty short skirt around his crotch. It is really a nondescript mix and match style, which is very eye-catching.
The two masters and apprentices rode on the clouds and headed straight to the heaven and earth on Meishan Mountain. Not one day later, they arrived at the cave and gathered a group of brothers to have a drink.
When the Seven Meishan Monsters saw that Huang Shiren had accepted such a disciple, they all found it funny. Only Jin Dasheng knew the details and whispered Wukong's origin. The other Five Monsters were so shocked that they no longer dared to look down on the monkey.
On the other hand, the eldest disciple Yuan Hong was dissatisfied when he saw that although Wukong was of the same kind, but the limelight overcame him, the two guys stared at each other at the banquet, not convinced by each other.
After eating and drinking, Huang Shiren returned to the cave to rest. After staring in confusion for a while, he felt Meishan shaking, the sound of fighting outside was deafening, and tens of thousands of mountain demons cheering thunderously. He couldn't help but wonder, when he walked out of the cave, Yuan Hong was in the sky. and Goku
The fight is fierce.
The two monkeys are both of the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian. One is a big iron stick, and the other is a Ruyi golden cudgel. You come and I go, the gold and iron jingle, the clouds in the sky collapse, and the mountains on the ground collapse. , what a vicious killing!
"Wukong, I am your senior brother no matter what. Why do you look down on me so much? Why do you think so!?"
"You damn senior brother! I only recognize my master. If you are capable, just beat me before you do it!"
"Look at my seventy-two changes!"
"Your mother! If you change again, will you be as sexy as I am in a tiger-skin short skirt?"
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The two idiots were fighting and arguing at the same time. The little monsters at the foot of the mountain had never seen such a vicious fight before, and they cheered and cheered. Even the six monsters of Meishan crowded on the stone bench to bet their money.
"Buy the bet to leave the hand! Bet the bet to leave the hand! Pay three for one on Yuan Hong's bet, and pay one for three on Wukong's bet!"
"I will escort Yuan Hong!"
"Damn, I think Wukong will win!"
"I'm going to force my eldest brother to take action, and the two monkey cubs will be beaten to death!"
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Looking at this scene, Huang Shiren couldn¡¯t laugh or cry.
In the sky, two monkeys were fighting fiercely, and it was hard to tell them apart. They were also four great monkeys. Although Yuan Hong's cultivation was not as good as Wukong's, he was eight
Jiu Xuan Gong is already familiar, and with rich combat experience, Goku can't help him, and it is difficult to distinguish it for a while.
"Damn it, fighting like this is really not my apprentice's style!" Old Huang looked at the two apprentices with red faces and real swords and guns, shook his head, pointed, and began to teach the secrets of fighting.
"Yuan Hong, that stick of yours should have been inserted into Wukong's crotch just now!"
"Wukong, is it possible that the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in your hand is firewood?! It has become so small that it will burst Yuan Hong's nostrils!"
"Oh, if it were me, I should try to trick the lion into stealing the peach!"
"Bite him! Bite his dick!"
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Yuan Hong and Wukong both believed in Huang Shiren's words. Under the guidance of Lao Huang, they changed their moves one after another, all of which were bad tricks. For a time, the sky was filled with smoke and screams.
"No fighting! No fighting!" After doing this for a long time, Yuan Hong covered his nostrils that were about to burst and screamed repeatedly.
"Let's talk about it another day." Wukong touched his dick and sniffed in pain.
The two of them fell in front of Huang Shiren, laughed and said in unison: "Master is really good at it. Only today do I know the true meaning of fighting!"
"Want to fight? If you win, you are a hero. Don't worry about tricks. The most awesome thing is to use dirty tricks to beat a sap. This is my experience in fighting for my master. Ask some uncles, when do you want to be naked when you fight for your master? Are you trying to resist?"
"Yes, yes, when big brother fights, it's always his mother's fault!"
"I testify that my anus was exploded once!"
"Your master is not a human being, do you understand?"
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In addition to the six monsters¡¯ personal explanations, Yuan Hong and Wukong listened with great interest, as if they had undergone an unprecedented baptism both physically and mentally.
Looking at the two good disciples, Old Huang thought to himself: These two guys are both born with different species. Under my personal training, they will become black and white in the future. Wouldn¡¯t it be so cool for master and disciple to knock on each other together?
Then he said to the two of them: "You follow me as my teacher."
Yuan Hong and Wukong followed Huang Shiren into the cave. Under Old Huang's legs crossed, two monkeys knelt in front of him.
"I have accepted you two as my teacher, which can be regarded asThe creation of ?. Now the great calamity of becoming a god is about to begin. Under the saint, everyone is in danger. You two are my disciples. Naturally, no accidents can happen. As a master, I will pass on this special skill to you two. In the future, I hope that The two of you treat each other as brothers, don't fight internally, raise your sap, and be united to the outside world, do you understand? "
"Master, I listen to you!"
"Master, from now on, the senior brother will be my brother!"
The two monkeys nodded repeatedly.
"Yuan Hong, you are already proficient in the Eight-nine Mysterious Techniques, but your ability to withstand blows is a bit weak. I will pass on the Nine-turn Mysterious Technique to you. Practice it well and develop it into a golden body. Then you will be an immortal Xiaoqiang!" After that, he pointed his finger. At one point, the Nine Transformation Mysterious Techniques were sent into Yuan Hong's heart.
Yuan Hong had long heard that this method was powerful, and he screamed with joy.
"Master, you can't be partial! If the senior brother has magical powers, I will definitely be able to do it!" Wukong was anxious.
"You, monkey head, for all I am a master, hold a bowl of water and level it, and I will teach you the Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique and the Nine-turn Mysterious Technique together. The former is the magical power of Master Tongtian, and the latter is the unique skill of your master, Taoist Lu Ya. You brothers, please practice your stunts carefully and show off your special skills. Let¡¯s see who can make the fastest progress!¡±
Lao Huang was not partial and passed on the Eighty-nine Mysterious Techniques and the Nine-turn Mysterious Technique to Wukong.
Since the two monkeys acquired this technique, they have stopped fighting and disappeared. They each found a quiet place to practice hard.
Another month later, news came from Nuwa Palace: Empress Nuwa summoned all the monsters in the world to destroy the Great Shang Dynasty, which caused the Six Saints to gather again. After some discussions, the Six Saints acquiesced to Nuwa. What the empress did was regarded as the official start of the Great Tribulation of the Gods. Everyone went back to prepare and make their own little plans.
Huang Shiren did the math and realized that time flies. The Great Tribulation of the Gods will begin in ten or eight years, and it¡¯s time for him to go to the Great Shang Dynasty to make a living.
On this day, Huang Shiren gathered all the monsters in Meishan and expressed his thoughts. Everyone was very supportive.
"I'm going down the mountain this time to do a big thing. Third brother and Wukong will go with me, and the rest will stay on the mountain to guard and practice hard, waiting for news about me." Huang Shiren ordered, and a group of people nodded in agreement.
Choosing a good and auspicious day, after drinking the farewell wine and eating the farewell banquet, the demons were sent to the mountain pass, where they bid farewell to Huang Shiren in tears.
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Huang Shiren got on a big white horse, Wukong was holding a stick and holding the reins and leading the way. Zhu Zizhen was carrying a rake, wearing a white Taoist robe, with his chest exposed and swaying, which made Huang Shiren's mind go into a trance.
I led it and took another burden, I thought I was going to the West!
The three scoundrels did not ride on the clouds. They turned into wandering Taoists and wandered towards Chaoge. Although the journey was hard, they were at ease. Especially Wukong, who had never seen this vast world before. This one was strange, and that one was strange. It's also strange that when he entered the market town, his thunderous face and his sexy figure in a short tiger skin skirt frightened many people.
"Third brother, Wukong, when you enter the human world, it's better to keep a low profile. After all, I have provoked many enemies, so I have to act with a new look." Huang Shiren felt that it was not a problem to continue like this, so he transformed into a man with white beard and hair. Zhu Zizhen smiled and turned into a white and fat boy. Wukong obtained the Eighty-nine Mysterious Skills, and just as he was surprised, he also turned into two little boys with sharp mouths and depressed cheeks. The three of them looked at each other and smiled.
"Wukong, please put away that little tiger skin skirt of yours, it's too eye-catching."
"Master! You can do whatever you want me to do, but I can't take off this short skirt!"
"Why?!"
"You slut! This is my sign!"
"Your mother! It's up to you!"
"Thank you, Master!"
The three bitches were eating and drinking along the way. On this day, they saw a big city appearing in front of them from a distance. It was really bustling with people, and they were rubbing shoulders. It was Chaoge.
The three of them entered the city. Huang Shiren bought a small courtyard at a prosperous four-way intersection in the city. He wrote a few plaques and asked Wukong to hang them outside the door.
Wukong hangs up, but he and Zhu Zizhen are both inexplicable.
I saw this couplet that read: Count your father, count your mother, count your whole family!
The second line reads: Calculate your wealth, calculate your luck, calculate your future!
The horizontal plaque contains four big words: Twelve and One Hexagram!
"Master, what are you doing?" Wukong couldn't help but grabbed Huang Shiren.
"It's about fortune-telling when you open a restaurant." Lao Huang sat at the counter with an air of immortality.
"Brother, when you go down the mountain and say you're going to do big things, are you just telling fortunes?!" Zhu Zizhen's jaw dropped.
"Then what do you think you are going to do?" Huang Shiren said with a evil smile.
"I thought you were going to grab money, land, and women!" Zhu Zi really thought that following his elder brother would bring him happiness this time, but when he saw the current situation, he became dejected.
"I also want to grab money, land, and women, but this is the Chaoge of Dashang. Hidden dragons and crouching tigers. If you want to be tough, why don't you go out and try? I bet it won't get dark and you'll be dead on the street." Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at Zhu Zizhen. .
"Master, you can't be a fortune teller, the price is too low! What a show-off!" Wukong said.
Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Wukong, you are such a bad-hearted person, you still need to learn more from me, Master. I taught you last time, what is the most important thing when you go out to have a career?"
"Master said information is the most important!"
"By the way, let me ask you, how can I get this information?"
"You can just ask someone."
"Two guys and one! What I want as a teacher is all big news, and there are just ordinary people outside, so where can I ask?!"
"Then if you open a fortune-telling parlor, you can ask questions?"
"Just wait and see what I can do as a teacher." Huang Shiren looked mysterious as he sat at the counter and dozed off.
This place is a lively place in Chaoge. People come and go. Now that Huang Shiren¡¯s plaque has been hung up, the door is packed with people.
Countless people looked at this awesome couplet and laughed.
"Damn, this Taoist priest is really crazy about money! Twelve taels and one hexagram! With ten taels of silver, I will buy ten acres of good land, marry a woman and live a good life!"
"That's right, this guy is so shameless!"
"Whoever is sick should come to tell fortunes!"
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The common people said anything, some spit at the door, picked their noses and even blew their noses, but Lao Huang was neither ashamed nor annoyed.
Wearing a tiger-skin short skirt, Wukong stood at the door with high spirits to greet guests. He expected there were many customers, but he expected that no one came in except those who scolded and watched the fun.
In the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed, and half of Chaoge City knows that there is such a Taoist priest with a funny head. Every day, people come to watch the excitement, but even half of their legs have not crossed the threshold.
"Master, you said it depends on your method, it depends on your method. It's been half a month since everyone came to tell fortunes. I'm really bored. What should I do?" Wukong scratched his head and scratched his head, anxious.
As he was talking, he heard a sound of panic outside the door.
"My dear mother! Why is Liu San here!"
¡°I guess I¡¯m here to collect the benefits from playing in the gym!¡±
"That man is going to be in trouble!"
"You deserve it!"
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"Who the hell opened this restaurant! Did I ask you, Grandpa Liu? Come on, it's too late, I'll treat you to hob noodles!"
Outside the door, there was a fierce and strange scream.
"Look, isn't someone here?" Huang Shiren opened his eyes, looked out the door, and smiled lustfully. #### Today¡¯s third update is here! It¡¯s so hot, Chi Guoguo¡¯s code is so damn exciting! Brothers, can you still collect it? ! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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