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- Dear readers, a famous person said it well: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are bastards.
Chaoge is the royal city of Dashang, with a population of one million, three religions and nine streams, and everyone is confused. There are heroes, but there are also many ruffians.
This Liu San was born and raised by his brother-in-law, a bastard who doesn¡¯t recognize his relatives, has five bodies (why five bodies?) and is prone to black water. He is full of strange strength. What he does all day long is to do business with a white knife in and a red knife out, bullying men, women, and dominating the market. , who runs across the 72nd Street of Shibafang and Chaogenan City, is one of Chaoge's notorious bullies.
On this day, I heard that someone was opening a restaurant on his territory, and they didn't pay the protection fee. I was really annoyed.
Damn it, I just thought I was the blackest in Chao Ge, but there is someone darker than me! That¡¯s okay! Isn¡¯t this more coquettish than Grandpa Liu?
No matter who he is, he will always go there. If you count the romantic figures, then it depends on me, Liu San!
With a group of brothers, Liu San went on a rampage and broke into Huang Shiren's Gua Pavilion shirtless.
This momentum has already frightened a group of people to hide away, craning their heads to watch the excitement, and they were surrounded by people on three levels inside and outside.
"Damn it! If you cause trouble in front of Master, I will beat you to death with a stick!" Wukong was about to step forward with the stick in hand, but Zhu Zizhen held him back.
"Wukong, don't meddle in other people's business. You still don't know how bad your master is? Okay, come and watch the fun with me." Lao Zhu was extremely confident in this cheap brother.
Seeing Huang Shiren¡¯s evil smile, Wukong also felt that Zhu Zizhen¡¯s words made sense, so he turned around and went to drink with Zhu Zizhen.
"Are you Liu San?" Huang Shiren twirled his goatee and looked at the two guys up and down. He saw that he was five big and three thick, two meters high, like an iron tower, and he looked like a good man.
"It's your grandpa!" Liu San slapped a ninety-nine-pound butcher's knife in his hand on the counter. He stared at Huang Shiren with his eyes open and said, "Hey! You're such a man. Do you know the rules?!¡±
"What are the rules?"
"Hi!" Liu San laughed when he heard this, turned to look at the group of boys behind him, and said with a smile: "He said he didn't know the rules. Brothers, how about you tell him?"
"Okay!" The four scoundrels walked out with smiles, walked up to Old Huang, grabbed Old Huang's limbs, lifted them up high, and smashed them down hard against the blue brick floor.
"Good boy! That man's body is as numb as a stick, isn't it going to die instantly after just one hit?!"
"It's pitiful."
"How can we get better after messing with that guy Liu San?!"
People watching the excitement outside sighed.
A bang! The four scoundrels hit it hard, and when they fell down like this, they heard a muffled sound, and the green bricks on the ground were about to break.
"Oh, it's comfortable, it's really comfortable. My body has been stiff these days, and after falling like this, I feel a lot more relaxed. Grandchildren, please give me a few more strokes to make grandpa feel good." Huang Shiren was lying on the ground, nothing happened, and he kept laughing. .
"Damn it!" The four scoundrels were surprised at first that this man could not be killed by the fall. After hearing Huang Shiren's words, they all got angry and raised them up. No matter what, they dropped them more than ten times in succession, one by one. Panting from exhaustion and rolling his eyes, Huang Shiren screamed loudly.
"What a bunch of losers! I'll do it!" Liu San was already furious. He grabbed Huang Shiren with his big iron fork-like hands and knocked him down with all his strength.
With a muffled bang, the green bricks on the ground turned into ashes, and a huge human-shaped pit appeared in front of everyone. Huang Shiren was smashed into the ground.
"My eldest brother is still awesome! This guy's internal organs are probably going to turn into meat paste!" A bunch of his subordinates flattered him.
"Hahaha, cool! Liu San, do you still have the strength?" Huang Shiren jumped out of the pit, dusted off the dust on his body, and smiled at Liu San.
"This Taoist priest is amazing!"
"It's true that the real person doesn't show his face! The Taoist priest's divine body!"
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People watching the excitement outside the door were talking a lot, and they really looked at Huang Shiren in a new light.
Liu San was stupid. He knew his strength well. Not to mention Huang Shiren, a veteran, even a bull would have died just now!
I met a powerful character today! Liu San usually dealt with people from all walks of life, and when he heard about the Immortal family, he felt uneasy.
"You're quite capable!" Liu San felt that he couldn't force himself anymore. He twitched his eyes and thought about it, saying, "Can you give me a prediction!? You're right. I'll let you open the restaurant." I won¡¯t bother you again, that¡¯s not true, hey, I¡¯ll make your restaurant burn to ashes!¡±
"Look there." Huang Shiren pointed at the signboard with "Twelve and One Hexagrams" and said with a smile.
"Grandpa"??Have money! "How could Liu San pay for it?
"Well, I won't charge you any money. If I can't calculate it correctly, do whatever you want. If I can calculate it accurately, you can go shirtless and kowtow three times in front of my door! How about that?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Okay!" Liu San was a fool and nodded without thinking.
"What do you mean?" Huang Shiren asked, sitting cross-legged.
"Calculate your luck! Just your luck today!" Liu San said with a smile.
Huang Shiren took his time, pinched his fingers, and smiled: "You will suffer a military disaster today, and you will receive sixty military sticks."
"You are ridiculous! Who dares to mess with Liu San, Chaoge! Let alone someone hit me with a stick!" Liu San laughed.
"Whether it works or not, you will know after you try it." Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"It's up to you!" Liu San turned around and left, and Huang Shiren's evil smile came from behind.
"Look at how cute you are, and I'll give you a free hexagram. Do you have a wife?"
"Exactly! What's wrong?"
"Go home early tonight, your wife has stolen the man."
"What!?" Liu San heard this and became furious. Everyone watching the excitement laughed.
"Okay, let's go." Huang Shiren closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"You old man, if it works today, everything will be easy to handle. If it doesn't work, just wait and die!" Liu San roared, turned around and walked out.
"Can Master calculate it accurately?" Wukong looked amused and worried about Huang Shiren.
"You're stupid! My eldest brother is Taiyi Jinxian. If you can't even calculate the hexagrams of a plain-headed commoner like this, you might as well buy a rice cake and kill him!" Zhu Zizhen snorted.
The three of them had nothing to do, just sitting and waiting for the result. No one left watching the excitement outside the door, all waiting for Liu San to come.
Waiting until the sun fell, the twilight Sihe, everyone was so patient, and suddenly someone called it: "You see, Liu San is here!"
The people all turned their heads, and Liu San, shirtless and supported by two scoundrels next to him, limped over. When he got to the door, he knelt down with a thud and shouted loudly with a voice like a broken gong. : "Chief Immortal! You are truly a god! Liu San kowtows to you!"
Wow! Countless spectators around him suddenly shouted in unison.
"Haha, Liu San, am I accurate?" Huang Shiren walked out with his hands behind his back and looked at Liu San with a smile.
"Accurate! Damn it's so accurate! When I left Lili, I didn't walk a few streets when I bumped into an army. I started to hit two sergeants hard. Who knew it was the return of the imperial master? , caught me and beat me with sixty military sticks, one stick not too much and one not too much. When I rushed home, I saw that bitch had stolen the man, and I killed the two bitches together! Fairy! Chief, you are such a god!" Liu San lowered his head, admiring Huang Shiren so much that he kowtowed to the ground.
When the people around him heard this, they were filled with emotion and immediately regarded Huang Shiren as a god.
Huang Shiren knelt down, stretched out his finger and tapped Liu San's forehead: "You bastard, do you know that you are going to suffer a bloody disaster?"
"Ah!?" When Liu San heard this, his face suddenly became frightened, and he knocked his head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Please, please save me!"
"That's all, I see that you are also a good man. I will reveal a secret. A dignified seven-foot man, you do these bad things all day long. You have committed too many sins, and you will naturally have bad consequences. Listen to me, from now on, you will rob from the rich and give to the poor. , Only by accumulating yin virtue can you avoid this difficulty, otherwise, within three to five years, your body and head will be in a different place."
Huang Shiren's words were so righteous that Liu San dared not doubt him even a little bit, and the people around him even sighed.
"We have really wronged the Taoist priest in the past!"
"Yes, the Taoist priest is really kind-hearted and an immortal!"
¡°Damn it, if anyone dares to bring trouble against the Taoist priest in the future, I will be the first to let him go!¡±
"Yes, yes!"
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"When the people first saw that Huang Shiren's hexagram was so effective, and then saw that he ordered Liu San to do good, they were unhappy and disrespectful.
"Chief Immortal, I listen to your words and will change tomorrow!" Liu San just kowtowed and said: "Taoist Master, when I was beaten with a military stick, I heard that the grand master told me to go to the official hall tomorrow to be punished. I am afraid that he will definitely deal with me. I wanted to run away, but Grand Master Wen was very good at pinching and calculating, so even if he escaped to the horizon, he caught me and asked the Taoist Master to help me!"
"You come in with me!"
Huang Shiren led Liu San into the restaurant, asked Wukong to close the door, took the cinnabar paper, drew a ghost-drawing talisman, and handed it to Liu San: "Wear this talisman on your body, and you cannot leave it within seven days. After seven days, pick a place where there is no one." The place is burned down, so of course everything will be fine.¡±
"Thank youLong! Liu San was overjoyed and kept it as if he had found a treasure.
"Also, I have something to ask you to help me with."
"Taoist, please tell me, as long as it is Taoist's matter, I will definitely handle it!" Liu San took his life from Huang Shiren, let alone doing things, he would not hesitate to let him kill people.
"You are doing well in this court. Please inquire more about the court in the future. If there is any trouble, please report it to me as soon as possible."
"This is easy. I have brothers everywhere, so I can definitely handle it."
"Okay, let's go." Huang Shiren waved his hand, and Liu Sanqian thanked him deeply.
Ever since Liu San came out, Huang Shiren¡¯s restaurant has become lively. Everyone in Chaoge City knows that there is such an immortal in Nanshi, and he is very accurate in fortune-telling, so they come here one after another. Huang Shiren's predictions are absolutely true. Several people have had miraculous effects, so word has spread that Huang Shiren has been in Chaoge for a short time. In the past few days, the statement was outstanding. Not only the common people, but also wealthy merchants and officials from the imperial court came in an endless stream. It was really crowded.
Let¡¯s not talk about Huang Shiren¡¯s scenery, but let¡¯s talk about the grand master Wen Zhong.
The old master is a veteran of the three dynasties of the Shang Dynasty. He is loyal and admired by the world. He is also a Jiejiao. Although he is an Earth Immortal, he also has the cultivation of Taiyi True Immortal. He is proficient in the Five Elements Escape Technique. He has three eyes on his face and can distinguish loyalty. Everyone knows that traitors can be pinched and calculated.
A few days ago, when I returned to the court, I met a gangster who broke into his own army and beat up his own soldiers. I ordered someone to beat him with sixty military sticks and told him to surrender to the Yamen that day and wait for punishment.
He didn't worry about such things in the first place, but he was the Grand Master. After hearing this, the people in the Yamen naturally used chicken feathers as arrows. The servant waited for three days and still didn't see Liu San coming. He was anxious and found the Grand Master's Mansion. , please let the Grand Master decide.
"This guy is so bold!" The Grand Master was furious when he heard this. Even Chao Ge knew what he was capable of. If a criminal met a traitor, Grand Master Wen knew that he was good at pinching him and didn't dare to run for his life. The bastard didn't even turn himself in.
"Let me do the math!" The grand master counted with his fingers, chuckled, and said to the attendant: "It's not that the bastard didn't go, it's that he was struck by lightning a few days ago, and his body and soul were destroyed."
"That's it." The servant felt relieved after hearing this.
After bidding farewell to the Grand Master, the errand man patrolled the streets as usual. Little did he know that this guy would cause trouble for Wen Zhongxun.
?? ###The first update is sent. Thanks to my two brothers, I am Xiao Dao Xia and Expired Gold, for the reward! I was so moved that I peed my shit. The support from my brothers is my motivation to continue! Thank you, Xiao Zhang! Also, do you guys have any recommendation tickets on hand? I can give you one. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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