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- In Biyou Palace on Jin'ao Island, Master Tongtian was sitting on the Kowloon Agarwood Chariot. He looked at his eldest disciple, Taoist Duobao, with an expression of surprise and joy on his face.
Taoist Duobao naturally told the leader everything about the quarrel between Huang Shiren and Wukong.
The leader of Tongtian Cult couldn¡¯t laugh or cry when he heard this. He also heard that the monkey had good tricks, and he felt happy in his heart.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Although the monkey is a freak created byHuang Shiren, he also has his own spiritual yang, which can be regarded as his ownspecies. The Saint of Tongtian Cult was born according to the heaven and earth. He has used all his experiences, but he has never tasted the taste of sowing his own seeds. He has mixed feelings.
While we were getting confused here, we saw the boy running in.
"Master Qi, Huang Shiren broke in with a monkey."
"You bastard! How unreasonable!" Even if Yuanshi Tianzun came to Biyou Palace, he still had to wait outside. This bitch is really lawless.
Leader Tongtian sat up straight and saw two idiots wandering in.
The Tongtian leader was too lazy to look at Huang Shiren's despicable appearance, but when he saw Sun Wukong behind Huang Shiren, he was wearing golden armor and a purple crown. kind! good!
The leader of Tongtian Cult was happy, but his face was as dark as water. He shouted to Huang Shiren: "You bastard, you have accepted a disciple and you don't leave quickly. What do you want from me!?"
"Tongtian Cult Master is so smart. He can figure out with just his toes that this bitch is probably not up to anything good when he comes to him. He must be trying to gain ground."
"Master, has this guy ever bullied you?!" Wukong is not afraid of anything. He doesn't recognize any of his relatives and only recognizes Huang Shiren. He has already suffered from Tongtian Cult Master, but when he saw that Tongtian Cult Master didn't have a good look towards Huang Shiren, he suddenly got angry. .
"That's right. Not only did this guy bully his teacher, but he even slapped me just now!" Huang Shiren laughed secretly.
"Tongtian, Tongtian, I can't beat you, but Wukong can beat you, can you do it?"
"Hey! You old man! You caught me when I was born, and you also bullied my master. If I don't give you a stick today, how would you know how powerful I am! How would you know how great my master is! Just give me a stick!" Wukong He spat in his palm, rubbed it, picked up the 13,500 kilogram Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and smashed it down with a whine!
This stick can really smash the sky and sink the ground. When the stick comes out, ghosts cry and gods howl!
¡°This beast!¡± Leader Tongtian really didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry.
?? Huang Shiren doesn¡¯t feel bad if he beats him, but he can¡¯t do anything to this monkey.
The leader smiled slightly, stretched out his arms, and a big hand stretched out against the wind, holding Wukong with his stick in his hand.
Although Wukong is great, he is still the opponent of Tongtian Cult Master. His body was caught in the palm of his hand and he could not break free. He said loudly to Huang Shiren: "Master, I can't beat this old man, but what should I do?"
Huang Shiren ignored Wukong and said to the leader of Tongtian Cult with a mean smile: "Cult Leader, do you really have the heart to do this?"
The voice was so strange that the Taoist Duobao next to him was puzzled.
Leader Tongtian gave a wry smile and let go of Wukong. Wukong was about to act stupid again, but was stopped by Huang Shiren.
"Master, this old man is such a bastard, I can't bear to breathe without knocking him."
"It's okay. You can't beat him now. When you become more capable in the future, it won't be too late to beat him again!"
"That's right, then I owe you this stick first."
The two bitches sang and harmonized, causing the leader of Tongtian Cult to smoke.
"Master, I have something to do with you" After dealing with Wukong, Huang Shiren raised his face and smiled brightly at the leader.
"Stop it! There is no magic weapon! There is no elixir!" Leader Tongtian waved his hand quickly.
Huang Shiren snorted coldly and said, "Look, you are stingy. I didn't say I wanted a magic weapon or elixir."
Hearing this, Master Tongtian breathed a sigh of relief. Damn it, as long as you don¡¯t want magic weapons or elixirs, or scratch the land, everything will be easy to talk about.
"Then what's the matter with you?"
"Wukong, tell him!" Huang Shiren yawned and found a chair next to him to prop up his body.
Who is Wukong afraid of? He walked up to the leader of Tongtian and pointed at the leader's nose and said: "You old man, my master just gave me a treasure, but I think the master's fiery red robe is too showy. If you want something cool, Master said you have it. If you are wise, give it to grandpa, otherwise, I will not be merciful."
?????????????????????????????????? Well said. Tongtian, your son calls himself grandpa in front of you, how do you respond? Huang Shiren gave Wukong an approving look, and Wukong became more and more arrogant.
Your mother! Your mother¡¯s legs! Call me grandpa in front of me??Without me, where did you come from? ?
Leader Tongtian was filled with anger, but he couldn't express it. It was as if he had swallowed coptis, so he had to endure it and said to Wukong: "What is the naughty thing you are talking about?"
Wukong rolled his eyes: "How do I know!? Why do I ask you if I know!? You bastard!"
I am your mother! Leader Tongtian rolled his eyes and really wanted to slap him like this!
Huang Shiren is so happy.
Leader Tongtian suppressed his infinite anger and looked at Huang Shiren. There is no other way, I can't do anything to my own seed, I can only deal with Huang Shiren.
At this glance, Lao Huang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave. He knew that Master Tongtian was really angry. If he continued like this, he would be in trouble. He quickly got up and said with a smile: "Master, Wukong's request is very simple. Is he just a slut? His clothes and armor are all good stuff. You have a lot of stuff, so give me some cool stuff, and I will make him some clothes and accessories to mix and match."
Leader Tongtian thought for a while, took out something and threw it to Huang Shiren.
Huang Shiren took it and saw that this thing was a colorful tiger skin with thousands of auspicious auras and thousands of golden lights. It was a real treasure!
"My dear! What kind of skin is this? It looks like tiger skin, but it is definitely not an ordinary big insect!" Huang Shiren stuck out his tongue and thought to himself.
Seeing that Huang Shiren looked like a country bumpkin, the leader of the Tongtian Sect smiled and said, "This is the skin of an enlightened beast."
"Open the enlightened beast?!" Huang Shiren almost fainted when he heard it!
As a Taoist priest in his previous life, he was familiar with "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", which is recorded in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Hai Nei Xi Jing": "
The southern abyss of Kunlun is three hundred meters deep. It has an enlightened beast with a body similar to that of a tiger and nine heads, all with human faces. It stands on Kunlun to the east. "There is a cloud: "Kunlun in the sea is in the northwest, the capital of the emperor. The void of Kunlun is eight hundred miles across and ten thousand ren high. There is a sheaf of wood on it, five fathoms long and five circumferences large. And there are nine wells, with jade as the threshold. There are nine gates on the front, and the gates are guarded by enlightened beasts, where hundreds of gods are located. At the Eight Corners Rock and the Chishui River, no one but Renyi could climb up to the Hill Rock. "
This enlightened beast is the sacred beast of Kunlun Mountain, the ancestor of all mountains. It has a tiger body and a human face, and a nine-headed golden spirit. It stares at Kunshan.
, deter Bai Ling! It is definitely the best ancient beast in the world!
How to be dominated by Tongtian Sect and skinned! ?
"This evil beast was spoiled by Yuan Shi, and even I didn't look down on it. In a fit of anger, I killed him, peeled off his skin and cramped his muscles, soaked him in wine, and it tasted pretty good." Tongtian Cult Master said in a relaxed tone, as if this matter was important to him. , no different from killing a chicken.
"This skin is colorful, can be compared to water and fire, and is extremely strong. It not only meets the requirements of your disciple, but it can also be regarded as a life-saving magic weapon." Tongtian Cult Leader added.
If it were Huang Shiren, Master Tongtian would never take it out. However, this Wukong treats him differently. Giving him this thing can make him safer in the future.
"Good baby!" Huang Shiren nodded, looked at Master Tongtian and said: "Master, these clothes must have needles and threads. I can needle my Wukong's Ruyi Golden Cudgel and make do with it. I don't have the threads. You have to give them." I."
"Shameless person." Tongtian Cult Leader waved his hand, and a kit flew out and fell into Huang Shiren's hands.
"This is the strongest immortal tendon in the body of the enlightened beast, and can be used for making threads."
"Not bad, not bad! Haha, leader"
"No more. If you ask for it again, I'll slap you to death!" Leader Tongtian glared.
"Really, I didn't mean that. What I want to tell you is about the Nuwa Empress." Huang Shiren knew that he couldn't get it out, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Nuwa? What's the matter?" Leader Tongtian was also stunned.
This guy¡¯s thinking is too fast.
Huang Shiren told the story of his recruitment to Nuwa Palace in detail, which made the leader of Tongtiao stunned.
"Master, this is what happened. I guess that King Zhou must be a trick of the Western Sect. Now your two senior brothers are deliberately trying to hack you, and there are also those bastards from the Western Sect. You have to be more careful."
The leader of Tongtian Cult trembled slightly, facing the west and remaining silent.
After a long time, the leader of Tongtian Cult said coldly: "I will handle this matter myself. But you, if you want to travel around and cause damage, you need to be more careful."
"It's better to know me now. Don't worry, if I can't beat him, I will run away. If I can't run away, won't there still be Wukong?" Huang Shiren patted Wukong on the shoulder and smiled at the leader of Tongtian.
That means, please be smarter. Your son is my disciple. Even if I die, he won¡¯t be able to recover.
"That's right! Master, don't be afraid. Wukong is here and I will never let anyone hurt you." Wukong raised his head to the sky, completely unaware that Huang Shiren had betrayed him.
The leader of Tongtian Cult was so angry that he had no place to vent his anger: "Huang Shiren, if you make me sad, I will definitely make you live and die!"
The leader of Tongtian Cult, Tianyan, was furious. Even Taoist Duobao had never seen such rage.
Who is this monkey that makes Master so fearful? ? Taoist Duobao was so depressed that he almost went crazy.
¡°What are your plans now!?¡± Leader Tongtian said coldly.
"I don't have any plans. I just like the excitement. Next, I plan to go to Chaoge for a walk, travel, see the scenery, and get to know each other for a while." The bitch said.
"Death or life is up to you! Get out of here!" The Tongtian leader waved his sleeves, and Huang Shiren and Wukong were slapped and flew away!
A mountain peak outside Jin'ao Island.
The moon is shining brightly, the stars are dotted, the mountains and forests are silent, and the earth is sleeping.
On the top of the mountain, on the side of the bluestone, a monkey stood facing the sky with his hands folded. Next to him, a Taoist held a needle and thread, touched a piece of tiger skin and muttered: "Wukong, do you like pants or skirts?"
"I don't know, Master makes the decision."
"The skirt is great! The skirt is very trendy, right?"
"My disciple thinks so too."
"Okay! Then the skirt. Wukong, how long do you want the skirt to be?"
"How do I know? Master makes the decision!"
"My teacher will make you a short skirt made of tiger skin, okay?"
"Master, what is Qi B tiger skin skirt?"
"Thisyou have been born for too short a time, and you don't understand even if you tell me. In short, this is the most popular job in the world! An indispensable piece of equipment for a slut."
"Okay, if it's Qi B, just Qi B. I like it."
"good."
"Master, I didn't expect you to be so good at needlework. How about singing a song while you are working?"
"What do you want to hear?"
"You are a coquettish one, Master, the more coquettish you are, the better."
"Wukong, you are naughty again. Okay, let me sing a song "Embroidering the Red Flag" to you."
"Embroidered red flag?"
"Slip of the tongue, embroidered tiger skin."
"good."
"The threads are long and the needles are dense, and I embroider the red tiger skin with tears in my eyes. The tears follow the needle and thread. I feel more joy than sadness. After so many years and generations, I finally look forward to you today. I look forward to you." Thousands of love, turned into a coquettish bag, embroidering tiger skin, embroidering tiger skin, usually without batting an eyelid, but today my heartbeat is extremely fast, stitch by stitch, stitch by thread, embroider a new world"
"Master, why does this song sound so scary?"
"Damn it! It would be great if you listened!"
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