Everyone watching, it is also said that bitches will eventually be fucked by bitches, and evil people will always be punished by evil people. Huang Shiren is so humble that he is invincible in the world, and Huang Shiren is so powerful that he is unmatched in the world.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of all the immortals in Jin'ao Island who have not suffered from Huang Shiren's bird spirit? Who doesn't feel itchy with hatred when mentioning Huang Shiren but is helpless?
Seeing the monkey asking what Huang Shiren was, the immortals were really like drinking cold beer in the dog days of summer or the monks in the temple seeing the beautiful benefactor, falling forward and backward with joy, all looking at his joke.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??? He was as thick-skinned as anyone in the world. Hearing this, he was neither ashamed nor annoyed. He looked at the monkey and stretched out two fingers.
"You bastard, do you know what this is?"
The monkey was made dizzy by him. Although he was born not long ago and was not deeply involved in the world, he was smart and exquisite. How could he not know what day it was? Looking at Lao Huang's two fingers, he scratched his face and said loudly: "Two!"
"Damn, you are really a slut!" Lao Huang rolled his eyes at the monkey and shouted: "Bastard, do you know who you are and who you are?!"
??Old Huang shouted loudly, like a yellow bell and a bell, which made the monkey's ears buzz. The sound vibrated into the soul and reverberated continuously, leaving the monkey stunned for a moment!
Yes, who am I and who am I? Is this monkey related to me? What are the positions of Monkey and I? The monkey thought about this problem. The more he thought about it, the more complicated it became. The more he thought about it, the more twitchy he became. He was so anxious that he scratched his head and scratched his head and jumped up and down!
Damn it, if you figure out such a philosophical question, would I still be alive? ! Huang Shiren chuckled.
"Let me ask you, who am I?!" Hou'er couldn't figure it out, so he simply showed his cards and asked Huang Shiren.
Huang Shiren laughed twice, picked up a chopstick, rattled the bowl, and said loudly: "Bastard, if you want to know who you are and who you are, listen up!"
"Your master originally lived on the top of Meishan Mountain. He had a house and fields at home, and his life was full of joy.
Who would have thought that Yun Zhongzi was arrogant and unreasonable, and colluded with the government to occupy my big house and seize my land.
Your master and I had a falling out with him, but he beat us down with a stick.
Your second uncle scolded him for bullying good people, but he targeted his anus and raped him a hundred times!
Finally, the two of us left home
Wandering in this Jin'ao Sea and Heaven!
Who knew these little gods
??Every one of you doesn¡¯t take your master seriously.
Hit me in the face and spit on me
I endured all the humiliation and visited immortals everywhere!
You are a spiritual stone in heaven and earth
Master, I worked hard to take you by your side
Find a breath of immortal energy to share with you, and find a spiritual fruit to add to you!
It¡¯s not easy to get you into the Qinglian Pond
Three years and two years will shape your appearance!
These bastards, drive me away from the island.
¡°Master, I was starving outside, and I came near you when I heard you were born!
For you, I have offended countless strong people, and for you, I have endured hardships and endured hardships!
"Today you were born and met me, and you rebelled against me. Don't you think that the teacher has embarrassed me?"
What are you asking me in front of these bastards! You don't give me any face in front of these bastards!
"Young man, I have washed your body in this courtyard. In this courtyard, I have scars all over my body to make needlework for you!"
"Now that you have strong wings, you don't want to become a disciple. Now that you are a bitch-hearted, you are really a bitch!"
"If I had known it, I would have crushed you with my iron rod. If I had known it, I would have refined you in my fire furnace!"
" Erwuzi, why don't you recognize your master? Erwuzi, do you know who will come to see if my anus and intestines are severed now?" "
Lao Huang's hands were flying, and the percussion instrument in one hand was really tinkling. The sound was like bursts of thunder. He was beating and roaring, and he was crying until the pear blossoms were raining, the rivers and seas were whimpering, and the wind and clouds were changing colors. The monkey was stunned by the crying.
He is the spiritual seed of heaven and earth. After listening to Lao Huang's words, he vaguely remembered that he was inside a stubborn rock. There was a face that looked at him kindly all day long. He vaguely remembered that a pair of big hands were groping for him all day long. Remember a pair of big hands to gently put yourself into the green lotus pond!
Looking at this face and listening to this song, Monkey's heart was like a knife, and a burst of warmth surged out. He knelt down with a thud, hugged Huang Shiren's thigh, and shouted like a broken gong: "Master! My biological mother. ! My disciple remembers you! I miss you so much that I cry!"
"My dear son! I finally get to see you, my teacher!"
"Two bitches hugged each other and howled so hard that countless birds flew out of Jin'ao Island. They howled so hard that all the people turned around and vomited. It was so miserable!
"Master! As soon as I was born, these guys locked me up in a place. Look at that guy just now.He's hitting me with punches at every turn! I thought I had no relatives, I thought I was a lone star in the sky! Then he escaped and wandered around, but he didn't know what was going on around him and couldn't get out, so he hid back in the courtyard in desperation! Master, you have to make the decision for me! My dear mother, you have to vent your anger on me! "
The monkey poured out all his grievances, and his nose and tears all rubbed onto Huang Shiren's robe, making Huang Shiren dumbfounded.
"Good disciple! Don't be angry! Don't be sad! Master, let's vent your anger today! Master, let these bastard chrysanthemums bloom today!" Huang Shiren pulled out the wind and thunder stick, took out the golden finger, and sacrificed twenty At the fourth-level Immortal Punishment Lotus Platform, the ferocious god turned around, only to find that one of the immortals from the Jiejiao Sect behind him was missing, and two of them had escaped!
These two bitches, one is evil-minded and has sores on his head and the soles of his feet are running thickly, and the other is a pervert who is a Daluo Jinxian just after he was born. Seeing the two of them getting together, if they had known that the situation was not good, who would have had the nerve to stay? Getting beaten here? !
"Good apprentice! I will settle accounts with them one by one someday!" Huang Shiren accepted the treasure angrily and laughed.
The monkey grinned, nodded, and said: "Master, now I have found you, and I also know my life experience, but I don't know the name of the master or the inheritance of the master."
"Yes, yes. I have a name as my master, so naturally I have to give you some enlightenment." Huang Shiren sat down cross-legged and said seriously: "Good disciple, listen to me. Your master, whose name is Shiren, is also called Huang San. . Your master, a bitch, is called Lu Ya, the best and third immortal in the world! You have a senior brother named Yuan Hong, who has the same virtue as you, a monkey face. You have a junior brother who has not yet been born, and Nezha is his name. There is also Uncle Meishan Seven, whom I will recommend to you in the future."
Suddenly after hearing these words, Shi Hou knew that he had many relatives and finally no longer felt that he was alone. He was overjoyed and said again: "Master, I don't know what my last name is. What do you call me?"
Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "You were born a Hozen, so my teacher gave you a surname, meaning to teach you to have a surname of 'Hong'. The word "Hong" has been removed from the animal, which is the ancient moon. The ancient means the old; the moon means , Yin. Lao Yin cannot be transformed and educated, so it would be better to teach you the surname 'áø'. The word "áø" has been removed from the animal side, but it is the descendant of the child. The son means a male child; the line means an infant. It is in line with the basic theory of infants. Let me teach you that your last name is 'Sun'."
After hearing this, the monkey kowtowed with joy and said, "Okay, okay, okay! Today I know my surname. Master Wanwang is merciful! Since I have a surname, it will be easier to call me by begging for a name."
Huang Shiren clapped his hands and smiled, and said: "My teacher has thought of this name for you a long time ago. The world is vast and there are many bad people. If you want to survive, you have to practice hard and understand the way of heaven. The four elements are empty, and Nirvana will call you. It¡¯s just Wukong.¡±
After hearing this, the monkey felt that it contained infinite truth. After thinking about it carefully, he realized a lot and was extremely happy. He shouted: "Okay, okay! From today on, I will be called Sun Wukong!"
It¡¯s true: One bitch is not too much, yet another scourge has descended on the three realms!
The two bitches, the master and the apprentice, hugged each other and recognized each other. Huang Shiren got a cheap apprentice, and Sun Wukong got a cheap master. They were all very happy.
"Disciple, you and I know each other, and becoming master and disciple is an opportunity of heaven and earth! Come on, come on, master will give you a meeting gift!" Huang Shiren looked at Wukong and the masterpiece he created with his own hands. He couldn't help but feel happy. From the fairy bag He took out several magic weapons and placed them in front of Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, this stick is called the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. It is an innate spiritual treasure, the Dinghai Divine Needle. It weighs 13,500 kilograms. It can be big or small, soft or hard. It is really a good guy for beating sap and making decisions. ! These shoes are called Lotus Root Silk Buyunlu, this armor is made of chain-gold armor, and this crown is called Phoenix Wings Purple Gold Crown. Master worked hard to get it from the Dragon King, and specially left it to you, you Please put on your clothes and let me see."
Since he was born, Wukong has been just a naked monkey with no weapons and no clothes. When he sees a magic weapon lying around, he naturally knows that it is extraordinary. He puts on the armor, takes the stick in his hand, somersaults up to half the sky, and plays with the stick. The world trembles!
"It's true that a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle, and a nerd still needs Wu Tenglan! This guy was a gangster just now, and now he is dressed up like a hero! He is worthy of being the Monkey King, the Monkey King! Damn it! I have suffered so much, It's not unfair to get you out!" Seeing Wukong's methods, Huang Shiren was as happy as drinking honey!
After playing for a while, Wukong stood down, looked at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and then looked at the clothes and armor on his body. He felt extremely beautiful and thought to himself: I am the best master! After suffering so much for me, you still didn¡¯t forget to get me clothes and a magic weapon! If you don't repay kindness, you're a bastard. Master treats me like this. In the future, those who are the neutron and the aunt will be beaten to death with a stick! Anyone who has a bad attitude toward my master will be knocked down with one stick regardless of whether he was born with a wooden stick raised by his parents! Only in this way can we be worthy of Master¡¯s nurturing grace!
"Wukong, are you satisfied with this weapon and these clothes?" Huang Shiren said.
Wukong chuckled and said: "Satisfied, satisfied! How dissatisfied! But Master, your Taoist robe is extremely red, and you are very coquettish. The golden armor of mine is so majestic, but it cannot compare to Master's coquettishness. There are just as many apprentices as there are masters, and there are just as many dung beetles as there are dung balls. Master, please let me be a slut too!"
"This bastard!" Huang Shiren seemed to see the shadow of himself scratching the ground in this guy. He gave everything he could to Wukong, and there was nothing else. Seeing Wukong looking at him eagerly, he couldn't bear it.
I wiped it, and now I know the confusion when my cheap master was searched by me! This master is not something that ordinary people can do, especially a bitch master. Forget it, we can only find the leader of Tongtian Cult. This monkey was born with his spiritual yang. For this reason, he also has to bleed!
"Wukong, follow Master. Master knows someone who has something cool and suitable for you." Huang Shiren chuckled.
Huang Shiren was dressed in a fiery red Taoist robe and strode forward with a wicked smile on his face. Sun Wukong was carelessly carrying a stick behind him. The two bitches came towards Biyou Palace in a hurry!
Now, Master Tongtian is in serious trouble! ###The first update is here. Fellow Taoists, I seem to see you smiling. hehe. I enjoyed watching it and finished laughing. Why don't you vote for recommendation or add it to your favorites? Thanks!