The leader of the Tongtian Sect is a saint who has the power to reopen the world. In front of such an awesome person, everything is like a drizzle. This is called spirit.
He holds the life and death of all sentient beings in his hands, but he can treat them sincerely and be generous and kind. This is called demeanor.
But ever since he got involved with that bitch Huang Shiren, Tongtian Cult Master found that his sage¡¯s calculations, which he used to have everything under control, suddenly turned into a mess, and this was so damn frustrating. .
Huang Shiren stayed on Jin'ao Island for ten years. Although most of the time was spent practicing, the only time he spent completely turned this peaceful and peaceful paradise into a chaotic place. location.
I originally thought that after driving away Huang Shiren, everything would return to its original state. However, from the moment Huang Shiren said that he put the spiritual stone in the Qinglian Pond, the Tongtian Cult Master would often feel flustered. This feeling was overwhelming. This has never happened in years.
In the past few months, it was time for the immortal cells in the spirit stone to break out of their shells. In order to prevent accidents, Master Tongtian arranged for his most trusted disciple, Taoist Duobao, to guard the spirit stone day and night, for fear that What accident happened? After all, the Qinglian Pond and Chaos Qinglian were his lifeblood.
A few days ago, the spirit stone was greatly shaken, and the colorful spiritual light shone directly on the Niu Dou. A little monkey with a hairy face jumped out of the stone. When this little monkey was born, the first thing he did was block the leader of Tongtian Cult and his disciples. In front of Taoist Duobao, he sprinkled a stream of dirty and turbid monkey urine into the green lotus pond. After urinating, he smiled evilly at the Chetongtiao leader and ran away.
Seeing Taoist Duobao was dumbfounded, he was so angry that the leader of Tongtian Sect burst out the three flavors of true fire.
Finally, the little monkey was arrested and sent to the Tooth Fairy to take care of him. At first, he thought it was fine. Unexpectedly, the little monkey was extremely cunning. When the Tooth Fairy was distracted, he slapped the Tooth Fairy until blood spurted from his mouth. , escaped without a trace.
On Jin'ao Island, there is a prison set by the Tongtian Cult, but the little monkey cannot escape from the island. The Tongtian Cult wants to figure out the hiding place of the little monkey. For a saint, such things are simply trivial. But after such a calculation, Tongtian Cult Master was stunned: this little monkey's numerology is not in the way of heaven, and it is impossible to speculate at all.
In one day, all the countless spiritual fruits on Jin'ao Island were eaten, and the alchemy rooms and caves of the Jiejiao Immortals were turned over as if they were being robbed, causing people to panic. Not a single monkey hair was found. Very angry.
The leader of Tongtian Church thought, forget it, since it was Huang Shiren who did it, let him solve it and make serious repairs at the same time.
But he was a majestic saint, and when faced with the gazes of his disciples, he was speechless. In his heart, he greeted all eight generations of Huang Shiren's ancestors.
"Master, here I am, old Huang. We haven't seen each other for a few years. The master is becoming more and more elegant, and he has almost caught up with me." He was angry, and saw a stream of light falling, and a man wearing a fiery red robe appeared. Come bitch.
The idiot took one look at Jin'ao Island, which was in a mess. He knew the reason in his heart, so he pretended to be confused. He opened his mouth and said, "Oh my god, what's going on with your island? Why do you look like a mother?" It¡¯s like a pig humping the ground. Really, I don¡¯t take you as a saint seriously. Don¡¯t worry, I will vent your anger for you"
Before Huang Shiren finished speaking, he saw a big palm like a hill slapping over him.
With a scream, Lao Huang was almost turned into a dumpling.
"Huang Shiren, I'll give you one hour. If you don't find that evil disciple of yours, I'll let you die!" Tongtian Cult Leader was so angry.
When the immortals of Jiejiao heard that the culprit was Huang Shiren's apprentice, they all attacked him and surrounded Huang Shiren in the center with their magic weapons.
"Huang Shiren, your apprentice stole a gourd of golden elixir! You pay!"
"And my Ten Thousand-year-old Lingya Grass!"
"My Taihe Mirror!"
"My spiritual material! If you don't pay, it won't be over!"
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The immortals of the Jie Sect were so furious that Huang Shiren gave a bad laugh and threw out his twenty-fourth grade Zhuxian Lotus Platform. On the lotus platform, a huge body like a hill was transformed, with three heads and six arms, two heavens of ice and fire, a Ruyi Golden Cudgel, The wind and thunder sticks all come out, so majestic!
"Damn it! You are all disciples of the leader, and the leader is my good friend. After all, I am your distinguished guest! I accepted a disciple, and you didn't give me a gift while my disciple went to get it. You still want to go back, you are so shameless. ! Come on, come on, whoever is dissatisfied, come up and I will give him a good time!"
Although this guy¡¯s cultivation level is not as good as that of the Jie Jiao Immortals, his naked butt-destroying look left the Jie Jiao Immortals dumbfounded.
"Forget it, let's find that evil beast first." Duobao was a good old man and hurriedly came out to smooth things over.
All the immortals screamed secretlyUnlucky, I have collected the magic weapon, it depends on Huang Shiren's ability.
"Senior Brother Duobao, I wonder where you have been looking?" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at the immortals, then turned to Taoist Duobao with a smile.
"We have found them all, digging three feet into the ground." Taoist Duobao said with a bitter smile.
Old Huang thought for a while and then said: "Have you been to my cave?"
¡°I¡¯ve never found this before!¡± Duobao¡¯s eyes lit up.
When Huang Shiren was on Jin'ao Island, he was synonymous with the broom star. When he was there, no one dared to pay attention to him. Even after he left, the cave was still a taboo place. Who would search there.
"That's right, that's right. As a disciple, I have really never forgotten my roots." Huang Shiren laughed and led the way, and a group of people headed towards his cave.
Entering the courtyard, a group of immortals saw their jaws dropped as they looked at the scene in front of them.
Under the bluestone in the courtyard, there were countless small bottles of elixirs scattered everywhere. Various spiritual fruit cores and roots of spiritual materials were scattered all over the place. There were also magic weapons, which were the broken blades of swords and knives. The rolled mouth was made of broken axes, and it was too horrible to look at. On the bluestone, there was a little monkey sleeping with its arms and legs spread out, its mouth crooked and eyes drooling, its belly was like a drum, and the extremely rich immortal power permeated its body, which was extremely weird.
"Senior Brother Duobao, what kind of monster is this! After eating so many elixirs, spiritual materials, and spiritual fruits, he didn't die violently and could still sleep!?" The Spirit Tooth Fairy looked at the little monkey and discovered The cultivation level of this thing seemed to be that of a Da Luo Jinxian, far stronger than myself, and I shrank in fear.
This scene even stunned Duobao.
" It only takes a few days for this thing to reach the realm of Daluo Jinxian after it is born. It is indeed something that can make the master worry about it.
I looked at that face again. It was carved out of the same mold as Huang Shiren, and I felt more and more unhappy: The upper beam is really crooked, the lower beam is crooked, his master Lu Ya is a bitch, he is a bitch, and this apprentice is also a bitch. People are as black as a bitch in the world!
Huang Shiren stared at the monkey, and saw that the golden monkey hair on his body was like a golden needle, a thunderous face, pointed cheeks, two golden lights shooting out of a pair of eyes that seemed to be closed, and a pair of hairy hands, which were unfolded into cattail leaf fans. , it is like a millstone when held in hand, it is true: the two Yangs are in harmony and produce all living beings, and the immortal stone cells contain the essence of the sun and the moon. Use the egg to turn into a monkey to complete the great road, and fake his name to match the elixir. Inner view does not recognize it because it has no form, and externally, it is clearly understood that it is tangible. Everyone in the past dynasties has been like this, and they have been called kings and saints, and they have been appointed freely and freely.
"You are really a good apprentice of mine! Like me!" Lao Huang was overjoyed.
"That bitch!" Among the group of people, the Spirit Tooth Fairy suffered the heaviest loss. He was slapped by the monkey and vomited blood. He was humiliated and sent to his grandma's house. He also heard that all the elixirs in his cave had been stolen. Now he saw that the murderer was there. In front of you, you rush forward to catch him.
Unexpectedly, the monkey suddenly jumped up and screamed, shaking the cave. He raised his fist and punched the Spirit Tooth Fairy in the face!
Boom!
The Spirit Tooth Fairy couldn't dodge and was punched. He screamed and turned into a stream of light. He was hit somewhere.
Among all the immortals, although the Lingya Immortal¡¯s cultivation is considered to be of the upper-middle level, he is still a real Da Luo True Immortal, but he is no match for this evil monkey¡¯s punch! All the immortals in Jiejiao were stunned.
The monkey punched the Tooth Fairy. Facing the Jiejiao immortals, he opened his big mouth and exposed his fangs. He glared fiercely and howled wildly. He was not afraid and swung his fists in the air.
"Good disciple!" Lao Huang felt so relieved!
"My good disciple, my master, do you recognize me!?" Lao Huang walked up to him, with a boundless smile on his face, extremely kind, but his weird expression was disgusting.
When the monkey saw that Huang Shiren stepped forward, not as aggressive as the other immortals, he was also stunned.
Although he has the cultivation of Daluo Jinxian, he has just been born. Although he has spiritual intelligence, he has no scheming. He does not understand human nature and thinks that these people are looking for trouble, so he escapes and causes trouble everywhere. Seeing Huang Shiren treat him like this, then His body exuded an inexplicable aura that made him feel close to him, so naturally he couldn't react for a while.
"Ouch!" The monkey raised his chin and shouted at Huang Shiren.
"Grandma, I thought you were mute, but it turns out that the bones in your mouth have not been refined yet." Huang Shiren chuckled, took out five or six brilliant six-turn golden elixirs from the fairy bag, spread them out in the palm of his hand, and rushed The monkey shook.
The monkey hesitated for a while, but finally couldn't resist the temptation of the elixir. He walked closer and took it. He dropped it in his mouth like peanuts. After chewing it, he swallowed it with a grunt and smiled again. Stretched his hand in front of Huang Shiren.
This scene made Lao Huang tense up. I strangled it! Five or six circulating golden elixirs, even if I turn into a golden body three times, I don't dare to swallow them in one go. This guy is really the biggest monster in the world!
"The elixir is not delicious." Huang Shiren sat down on the ground, took out more than a dozen jars of Meishan's fine wine, opened the lid, and handed a jar to the monkey.
The monkey didn't know what was in the jar, but only smelled the aroma of wine. He sat down next to Huang Shiren, grabbed the jar, and took a sip. He immediately opened his big mouth, barked wildly, and scratched his ears and cheeks. He was so happy.
"Damn it, it turns out this is a good thing. Okay! It's great for us, master and disciple." Huang Shiren, a bitch, hooked up with Hou'er and blocked the faces of all the immortals from the Jiejiao Sect. , in a short time, he drank all the dozens of jars of strong wine.
Just drink the old rice wine, and the monkeys shake.
"Good disciple, come here." Lao Huang waved, and the monkey was messed with by him, and after being intimate with him for ten minutes, he obediently came over.
Lao Huang sacrificed two thunder breaths from Taixiao and Zifu, and easily refined the horizontal bones in the monkey's mouth.
"Disciple, why don't you kowtow to your master!?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
The monkey looked at Huang Shiren, touched his mouth, and said, "Who are you!? How dare you ask me to kowtow to you!?"
As soon as these words came out, all the immortals in Jiejiao laughed loudly.
This bitch is extremely arrogant. God finally has a vision today and an even meaner one will come out. Let¡¯s see how he ends up!
? ####The second update is here! Dear Taoist friends, I am very happy that Stone Monkey has been born from the sky. Please vote more to support this pair of bastard masters and disciples! Ha ha. Thanks