Chapter 22: Brother Youchun, Brother A, the enemies are all dishonest
¡°Well, maybe the blind man can see Brother Chun for the plot? ? ? He must see you at this time, you understand, stupid mortal! ! ! The God of Creation roared and asked the director to change the script.
Yes, we will change it immediately. The director smiled charmingly and presented several beauties, unspokenly stating the God of Creation, and then everything continued as usual.
Well, continuing the topic above, three minutes later, Da Lizi was frothing at the mouth and could not stop himself. His whole body was covered with sweat. It was obvious that he had gone through a strenuous exercise. Brother Chun wiped away the drool and said with a lewd smile to Da Lizi, "Don't worry. , I will be responsible," and then decisively drew his gun and left, seemingly without any intention of taking responsibility.
Brother Chun is a real man, an iron-blooded man, he can run horses on his arms and stand people on his shoulders. Even so, it can't change the fact that he will stand strong for three minutes, so he is done in three minutes and leaves ¡¡¡¡¡¡
Da Lizi was just huddled in the corner and sobbing silently, the sound of Ya Zhudie Ya Zhudie masturbating could be heard from time to time (Masturbation: self-comfort, are you evil?)
After this incident, Brother Chun deleted his memory in order to not be disturbed by his emotions when he was spreading the teachings of Bo Chun Ge and recruiting followers. He only saw Brother Chun take out a black and thick stick. The hard and long thing, shouted to the big lizard, "Look here", and then I saw Brother Chun's hard and black thing shrink suddenly, and then the white thing flashed (white light flashed, you Evil or not), the bad memories in Da Lizi¡¯s mind were deleted. Well, although the painful memories disappeared, the scars on the breasts could not be erased. The bursts of pain in Da Lizi¡¯s anus foreshadowed For the first time, he was gone.
Before Da Lizi was brainwashed, he vaguely heard a sentence, "I am not guilty of 'shooting' you"
Then Brother Chun said earnestly to Da Lizi, who had part of his memory erased and turned into an ignorant literary and artistic young man, "Remember, we must spread Brother Chun's faith so that I can become the only true god on this continent. I am now Give you Spring Brother Armor (Chun Brother Armor = Guardian Angel (in League of Legends)) Price: 1200 (total price: 2600), +68 points of armor, +38 points of magic resistance, the only special effect: your hero will die after death Resurrection in place restores 40% of health and mana. This effect can only be used once every 5 minutes. However, Brother Chun's despotic power was weakened in the other world, so Brother Chun's resurrection was delayed to one year. Otherwise, who can afford to be resurrected every five minutes?) Even if you are killed in the future, you will still have a chance to be resurrected. Remember, remember, the cooldown time of Chun Gejia is 360 days. If you die again, I can't save you. "(I can't save you, but I can resurrect you to full health after you die, so I won't tell you. Brother Chun caressed the little chrysanthemum and smiled without saying a word)
(The above is not meant to slander Brother Chun. It was just a joke. I don¡¯t know whether Brother Chun will be happy or not. Anyway, we are happy. It¡¯s just a joke. In addition, I wish Brother Chun will become more and more prosperous as he sings. Come on guys, Brother Chun¡¯s teaching is even better. To be honest, I¡¯ve never seen Brother Chun in women¡¯s clothing. I don¡¯t know what Brother Chun¡¯s true face is. Is this the same for you???)
Nightmare.
It¡¯s an absolute nightmare.
It felt like being slapped multiple times in a dream by an unknown person, and Ankube didn¡¯t know why it hurt so much, but Datanuki finally regained consciousness.
Feil, who had sent thousands of city officials to see him with a cloud-piercing arrow just now, is no longer there, and the nails in his feet are gone, as if they had never been there before, and his physical strength has almost recovered, but today is really unlucky. Ah, first I was beaten up, and then I was beaten up again, and then I jumped off a building and encountered piles of nails stabbing my feet together. I was so lucky, but luckily I had Brother Chun, the enemy. They are all dishonest, but even so, my luck is completely comparable to that of a person named Kamijou Touma.
But then again, who is Kamijou Touma? ? ? ? Why does his name appear in my mind? Is he my former good friend? ? ? This is obviously a problem.
It¡¯s obvious that the barrier from another world can¡¯t stop Kamijou Touma¡¯s invasion. After all, their pick-ups are Alaya and Gaia, the two little loli gods. They have to sacrifice themselves to the gods. (I don¡¯t know how. Let me tell you, I'm thinking of chrysanthemums), let alone a mere alien world without gods.
According to reliable information, those who travel to other worlds have just experienced the mass extinction of gods such as Ragnarok and the War of Gods. Therefore, when Kamijou Touma goes to another world, he will definitely bring the most beautiful girl in the world. After all, she is Is there a man who can pick up girls? He can even win over 20,000 junior high school students with his outstanding male abilities, let alone those from other worlds.
Ah, I just forgot to mention it. This explanation is about the legendary QB who specializes in abducting young loli girls in another dimension. Do you want to sign a contract with me to become a magical girl? Please swing your sword to commit suicide first, and then wait for me for a hundred and eighty years. Let¡¯s talk about it when you have time. As for whether you will die after one hundred and eighty years, that¡¯s not the case.It's time for me to consider it. If you die, I'm sorry, I'm late. I'm sorry for the believers who trust me. Mr. QB was so frustrated and remorseful in front of the grave of the believers who have turned into withered bones. If you hadn't died, Well, let me wait a hundred and eighty years before I go, and then repeat the above steps and wait another hundred and eighty years before I go to you.
After sending Big Lizi on his way, Feier said with an affable smile to the player who tipped him off, "Well, you did a good job. This is when the country needs talents like you. You have great potential." Sao Nian (Want to have a shot??? I won't tell you that when I see Sao Nian, I will think of this joke) Brother, do you want to have a shot? It only costs five soles ), tell me what kind of reward you want, as long as I have it, I will never be stingy with it." (Except Chrysanthemum)
The player-thief with a wretched face had a flattering smile on his face. He was obviously imagining a better future, but he also didn't think about whether the stingy Feier could be generous. As long as his request exceeded Feier's bottom line, Feier would He will definitely treat the other party as a reward if he doesn't have these things and just takes rubbish.
Just when the player thief was about to ask for reward, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the president of his guild winking at the crowd of players. That guy's eyes were flashing like electric eyes, and they were definitely bright. God, it is definitely a voltage of 3,600 degrees. It seems that if the president flashes for a while longer, his gold-encrusted dog eyes will be blinded, but this is also electric. The thief immediately felt like he had a stroke. Because he knew the meaning of the president's look just now, he was extremely depressed now.
The look in his immediate boss's eyes had only one meaning, "Listen to me, everything is in the interest of the guild. Don't rush to ask for rewards. Try your best to please the other party first and see if you can gain their favor. As for rewards, the guild will I'll make it up to you. If you don't want to do this, I will make special shoes for you when you go back. It's up to you.'
I made a cross. Do you think I should admit defeat or surrender? The president will let him decide. Obviously if he chooses according to his own mood, he will definitely end up miserable. You don¡¯t have to choose at this time to know which player is the thief. Although he really wanted to act according to his own will, as a member of a large guild, he still decided to fight for the interests of the guild and sacrifice his small self to fulfill his greater self. However, this did not stop him before that. He cursed the president in his heart for blinding his dog eyes.
"Sir, actually it has always been my wish to contribute to the security of Silver Moon City. I have always dreamed of building this dream world called Utopia. I have always wanted to fight for the light " The player, the thief, turned into Tang Monk and muttered his long speech to Feier to show how noble he was without asking for anything in return.
"Stop it, what is Utopia? Are you a spy sent by other empires??? Or do you want to be a traitor? As a just people of the empire, I will never compromise with the evil rebels, and you players Why can¡¯t I understand what you¡¯re saying? Can you please speak human language??? If you dare to speak a foreign language that I don¡¯t understand again, don¡¯t blame me for being rude.¡± After speaking, Feier looked at the other party and looked It seems that if the other party doesn't talk to Feier, he will be rude. Of course, in fact, only Feier knows that he is faking it. He doesn't want the players to doubt his true identity. Will GM spare him at that time? , so isn¡¯t it the best choice to pretend to be an ignorant NPC? ? ?
"Oh I'm sorry, please forgive me, who are you? I mean, under your wise leadership, we players are absolutely bound to maintain the security of Silver Moon City. Please let us do our best. Obligations, rewards are not the purpose, everything is for the security of Silver Moon City," Well, that's right, it's easy to say, rewards are not the purpose, the purpose is to reward. As the saying goes, dogs can't change their eating shit, so can players still not want rewards? ? ? Obviously, it is a big joke that players should not be rewarded for working hard for NPCs.
Although he knew that the other party was humble, Feier still believed in the other party. After all, if you don't believe it, you will be rewarded. If you believe it, you don't have to pay the bill, right? ? ? This is such a cost-effective business. Anyone knows how to choose. It is obvious that Feier is an extremely smart person.
"Comrade, the country needs pillars and talents like you who can only give without asking for anything in return!!!!" Feier held the player's hand and said impassionedly with tears in his eyes, as if Silver Moon City was the right one to meet and hate each other. There seems to be a shortage of such high-level talents. After all, complimenting the other party will not lose a piece of meat. Of course Feier doesn't mind saying a few nice words to increase the player's favor towards him. Besides, free labor has always been what Feier expected. Of course, if the other party understands Feier so well, he will reciprocate the favor. Hmmfor example, give the other party a lucrative position and make the other party more acquainted? ? ? No one has too much extra income, right? ? ?
"Just look at the Celestial Empire and you will know that anyone who dares not to be greedy will be isolated."Don't think about going any further in your life. Anyone who is corrupt will commit suicide if the incident comes to light. There are countless corrupt officials. Once they are investigated and dealt with, the Chinese government may be completely paralyzed. That's why the country does not conduct a thorough investigation. Living in this world of officials and businessmen I am extremely disappointed with the colluded countries. Now I finally understand why so many international students do not return to their country to settle in other countries and become citizens of other countries. Our government still has the nerve to say that it is doing its best to train them and they don¡¯t think about anything in return. You teach them. What are they? Are they despicable, dirty, and frustrated? There are unspoken rules for corruption and bribery. Or how do you escape abroad after committing a crime? It is obvious that our government is corrupting. I will tell you that this is because I went to the government through the back door and was blackmailed for money. Did I just say that because I was unhappy? (The wretched divine religion dominates the world and will overthrow the tyranny of urban management sooner or later.)