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- Chapter 21: Brother Xinchun, get eternal life
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Speaking of which, there are many good gay friends in other worlds, but there are also many on earth. According to reliable intelligence statistics, there are three gays in every 100 people in China on earth, but dear gay men, gay women, lesbians, Lily and the like are other things. What a cruel fact this is. Brothers, have you found your good gay friend? If you don¡¯t go there quickly, otherwise it will be bad if you are robbed. Maybe there will be a world of two gay friends. It will become a threesome, one woman and two men, one man and two women, how harmonious this is, my thoughts have really become evilGah ga ga ga, I am laughing lewdly
When I was in elementary school, there were more than 100 gays in our class, which meant that there were more than three gays on average. Come on, why am I so popular? It turns out that our class has all the gays in the school. But from now on It also proves that I am an idol When the author finished saying this sentence, billions of Nashas in China vomited blood and died (one drop of sperm and ten drops of blood, you know why so many died).
At the same time, so many resentments about death are echoing in the author's mind. You are obviously a brainless person
Oh, come on, how can you change my political party casually? I am an authentic bachelor party. Well, the egg yolk party and the chrysanthemum party are also possible. Speaking of which, I don¡¯t actually know which party I belong to, so please don¡¯t do it easily. Guess dear
Think about how many people there are in your current school or company. Do you have any good gay friends now? The popularity rate of gay friends in China is 3%, and that in foreign countries is even higher. It is obvious that the world has been dominated by gay friends and gay friends. , lesbians, lilies, otakus, rotten girls, mentally ill people, and those who are neither male nor female occupy
Although the city wall is more than twenty meters high, for a fighter like Da Lizi who specializes in physical training, he will only suffer minor injuries at most, so of course he jumped down without hesitation. Facing the threat of death and sustaining some injuries is enough. Everyone knows how to escape, so Big Lizi walked away, waving his hand, not taking away a single gold coin, leaving only the lingering sound
After Big Lizi jumped down, he heard only wailing sounds.
"One storehouse after another, ah, ah, ah, ah, ya, butterflies, ya, mud, grass and mud, horses, grass and mud, aw aw aw (little Shenyang version of aw aw aw), it hurts me to death, who the hell is so wicked in the corner under the city wall The nails" A series of curses sounded from time to time, which fully explained Da Lizi's mood. Although they were separated by a city wall of more than 20 meters, the deafening curses spread without any hindrance. Come over.
After all, jumping from more than 20 meters is definitely not a trivial matter. The impact caused by gravity alone is not light on the soles of the feet, not to mention that there are nails under the feet, so the big lizard's hooves are destined to be disabled, don't you think? ? ? ?
Well, it¡¯s better to be disabled, so that when he goes to harm the old lady and escapes, he won¡¯t be able to run so fast. Then the city guards will be unable to get rid of the big lizard who is following and chasing him, and the security level will definitely hit a new high. , but whether the life satisfaction of the lonely elderly people will decrease is another matter. Well, according to reliable information, Da Lizi is a very principled flower picker who only picks dead flowers and willows over 80 years old, so he has always been among the An idol to older women and an enemy to young people.
¡°I have to say here that Da Li Zi is a flower picker with a very strong taste¡¡¡¡
There are actually many benefits to being disabled. Well, for example, it might be easier for Feier to chase down Big Lizi? ? ? This can be considered a good thing, well at least that's what Feier thinks, but I don't know what Big Lizzie thinks. I believe he will curse the person who set the trap.
Why bother, why bother? Didn't I say it back? There are nails under the outer wall. You jumped down before I could say anything. You are so impatient. Haven't you heard that you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient? Although running away and eating It has nothing to do with tofu, the sooner the better.
I just wanted to say be careful about the nails under the city wall. Why didn't you give me a chance to say it? I just arranged that protective measure a few days ago. Most people don't seem to know it yet, so why didn't you listen when I just reminded you? You dare to jump up and down the city wall just because you are a high-level professional. Now you have learned a lesson. Let¡¯s see if you still dare to go to the Xtep luxury store to buy shoes. After today¡¯s lesson, I¡¯m afraid Da Lizi I will never again believe that Xtep¡¯s slogan is unconventional.
NoThe mage said that the loss is before his eyes, and this is the evidence. Feier shook his head and sighed with regret on his face. It seemed that he was sighing for the big lizard, but in fact, only he knew what he was thinking.
From this specifically sinister design, we can know that Feier is actually very dark and sinister in his heart, otherwise it would be a shame for him to design such a city defense measure.
Are you playing with these nails? Obviously not. You must want to see those guys who often don¡¯t take the ordinary path howl.
Xtep is different What I'm targeting is you brand-name stores with backends that don't pay taxes. What I want is that you don't take the usual path, and what I want is you who wear high-end goods. Disability, would you still be disabled if you followed the ordinary path? Obviously not. When I see you unruly people being shot in the anus (part of the anus - part of the foot), I will say that I will I'm very happy. After all, as a person who can't afford luxury goods, most people will be very happy to see those rich second-generation literary and artistic young people suffer. Feier thought darkly in his heart with a gloomy face.
And for other people's tableware (tragedy), Feier has always regarded other people's dishes (tragedy) as washing utensils (comedy). Judging from the inadvertent smile on his lips, you can tell that he is very happy for someone to test nails with himself.
Amen, Otanuki, may Nagato Daimoe God bless you. I hope that next time you step on a nail and hit a nail, it¡¯s best if your asshole is exploded by a nail when you sit on a chair. In this way, I believe that the record of the flat mouth wheel will definitely be It will be a big seller in other worlds. The chrysanthemums are broken and the lake is full of woundsdon't you think so? ? ?
The big boss in the black world, the blind monk Li Sen, ended his life
The big raccoon boy under the city wall yawned and got up from the ground.
¡°Hmm, I jumped off the building very well, why did I fall asleep all of a sudden? ? ? ? And he had a strange dream? ? ?
Digression: Huh? ? ? Can you still jump well after jumping off a building? ? ? Obviously, the world of brain-dead people is not something we ordinary young people can understand. I am afraid that only literary and artistic young people can communicate with them.
Dream? ? ? ? ? Da Li Zi scratched his head and felt confused.
Although my memory is a bit vague, I remember that I went to find Feier to seek revenge, and then I ran away surrounded by city guards everywhere. Well, it should be said that I made a strategic retreat, and it seemed that I was framed by Feier. What are the traitors hunting for?
I can¡¯t remember the specific plot clearly. I just remember that it was a place with many urban management personnel. I also remember seeing a lot of unhealthy scenes in my dream. It seemed that I was raped by several urban management personnel from the city guards who were called the fifth team of the Jubao Brigade. Although I don¡¯t feel it at all now. No more, but it felt so real in the dream. Thinking of this, Big Lizi shuddered, and his body shook, and then again, and again.
?????????????????? Then Da Lizi immediately looked around vigilantly, and found that there was nothing around him. He was in a daze, thinking, what, was it just an illusion? ? ? so far so good.
Ha, it was just a dream after all. Da Li Zi yawned and decided to catch up on some sleep
¡°Well, it¡¯s time to go to bed. It would be nice if I could continue this dream after I fall asleep Speaking of which, Da Lizi is indeed a m, as you can tell from his current thoughts.
In fact, the real situation is this. The powerful Brother Chun resurrected Da Lizi.
Then he said to Da Lizi, "You should know that if you believe in Brother Chun, you will have eternal life. My name is Brother Chun, and I am one of the ten sacred beasts in the heaven. (Quail Pigeon) You should take my name, practice my way, and spread my Name, I will also bless you. Remember, remember"
Seeing the creature flying in the sky with chicken wings on its body, it was unknown whether it was a male or a female. Da Li Zi rubbed his head and thought, it was indeed a dream. Otherwise, how could there be such big chicken wings? Da Li Zi continued to hit it casually. He yawned and said, let's continue to rest. How can a blind man see chicken wings? It is indeed a dream, but since it is a dream, why are you still so sleepy? ? ? Don't worry so much, let's continue to catch up on sleep now. The smell of the garbage dump was too strong yesterday, and it hasn't gotten over yet. I wish I wasn't so sleepy now.
As a result, Brother Chun suddenly transformed into a blue elf (human mobile food Smurf???) and slapped him: "Wake up!!!! Wake up!" !!!! Hurry up and spread the majesty of this god. If you dare not go, don¡¯t blame me for being rude.¡±
In the end, Big Lizi was beaten up by Brother Chun and given 3,600 slaps and a Jubang gift. After his death, Brother Chun gave him a full state of resurrection. However, Big Lizi's memory was erased. This was to prevent Big Lizi from being killed. Lizi's emotions after being forked affected his work, so Brother Chun brainwashed him for free, but whether Da Lizi was willing to do so was another question.
The situation at that time was like this. Before Da Lizi was ooxxed, he huddled in the corner and trembled, watching as he walked over step by step.Brother Chun, who was smiling, was obviously unprepared for what was going to happen next. Although a blind man could not see anything, Brother Chun's image did not need to be seen, he just needed to be remembered in his heart. .
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