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- The 23rd Urban Management Assessment
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"It's too late to meet you. Why didn't I know you for thirty years earlier? Then you might have been the captain of the Silver Moon City Urban Management Brigade. Tomorrow you go to the City Lord's Mansion to register and then report to the Urban Management Brigade. Second The Thirteenth City Guard Team is still short of someone. From today on, you will be a formal employee of the Twenty-three Team. Remember to report on time every day. This is your letter of acceptance. From today on, you will be a formal employee of Silver Moon City¡¯s Urban Management Brigade. , and it¡¯s a double-crossing, dear.¡± When Feier gave him the appointment letter, he asked worriedly, ¡°Do you have any experience in the city guard? The city guard is a job that requires professional counterparts. If If not, I¡¯m afraid it might be a little difficult to get promoted in the future.¡±
"Dear, sir, please rest assured. I was born to be a city guard. My dad once said that I was born to be an urban management officer. If I don't become an urban management officer, I would be completely underestimating my talents."
"I have been considered an urban management officer since I was a child. 'You are an urban management officer. Your whole family is an urban management officer. You will still be an urban management officer in your next life.' That's what my classmates and friends said to me at the time. If you don't believe me, take the exam Me??? My basic knowledge of urban management is absolutely solid." After saying this, the player looked at Feir with big watery eyes sincerely. The meaning was obvious, if you don't take the test, you will look down on me.
Although it would be no loss for him to look down on the other party, he had to test whether the other party would get pregnant, so he agreed.
? Next, Feier immediately transformed into an examiner and started questioning according to the usual assessment content of the city guard
Examiner: What academic qualifications? ? ? Did you come from a professional training class? ? ?
Candidate: I haven¡¯t graduated from elementary school. I¡¯m taught by Xie Na, the badass sister of Malan Mountain, in the 13th period of the gangster crash course. I¡¯m absolutely professional. I¡¯m number one in the class. I have a guaranteed reputation. I¡¯ve also joined the school¡¯s student union, helping Lao Shi maintain school discipline. I often criticize Lao Shi. The classmates in the class performed actual operations, their skills were absolutely superb, and they were very experienced in bullying civilians.
Examiner: Well, not bad. Have you ever had a fight? ? ? How about technology? ? ? Do you dare to be cruel? ? ? Is there any way to fight against defenseless players and ordinary citizens? ? ? Do you have the courage to treat players of your own kind as enemies? ? ?
Candidate: That¡¯s nothing. Our players have always been so brave. Being able to beat the enemy to death is not considered a skill. Those who are capable will even dare to beat their own people to death. Let alone the players, as long as you say something , I dare to hit even people in our guild. Beating people is a common occurrence for me. When I was in the Malanshan gangster class, I would feel completely uncomfortable if I didn't maim one or two classmates every day. How about teaching *** Birdsong ( English) Lao Shi¡¯s eldest son was disabled by me. All the family¡¯s money was paid to those who were disabled by me. My classmates at school called me a loser, a lackey of the student union, a loser of the teacher. I am your only one. choose.
(I have a dream. Anyone who asks us Chinese to learn English will be fucked to death by anal sex. Any government official who allows English to be included in our daily courses will be exposed. His mistress will cuckold him, his son will have no asshole, and his wife will run away with someone else. , his son is not his biological son, but the uncle Wang next door. English *** is ***, invented by a bitch. Our great country has a history of five thousand years. You ask us to learn from the United States, which was founded less than a hundred years ago. Language, what's wrong with you people in the government? How much did the United States give our government's Ministry of Education to make you act traitorous, or did some high-level officials accept bribes unilaterally??? It's obvious that some high-level people in our country have actually They are secretly advocating foreign things and flattering the Japanese. Otherwise, why would they regard English as one of our three main subjects? How dare they criticize those of us who were born in the 1990s? Aren¡¯t we influenced by you??? People who let us learn English They are all idiots, they are all xxxxxxxxxxxx. The above content is too bloody, violent, dirty and frustrating, and for fear of being banned, the author automatically converted it into garbled characters and omitted 9999 words.)
The examiner continued to ask: Do you have a criminal record? ? ? Our urban management has always used violence to fight violence, so we need some fierce-looking action parties to use softness to overcome toughness. You know, we have always been harmonious, law enforcement and civilized treatment of people. Speaking of which, Feier said to that The player pursed his lips in anger, his meaning was very clear, the other party should listen to what he said.
The player was also very smart and immediately understood what Feier meant and replied: I just came out of the bureau. It would be a joke if I didn¡¯t go in for dozens of days every year. I spent the Chinese New Year in prison. The situation in prison is better for me than in prison.?I'm still familiar with Stork and Ape. I just killed a man who dared not give him money during a robbery a few days ago. I also spent a few months in prison and just got out, so I believe I can be qualified as an urban management officer and use violence to control the situation. I am the most proficient in it, and I know a lot about harmonious law enforcement. I have always been very tolerant towards unruly people. There will never be any death. Please rest assured. I smiled charmingly as I talked. I look like a serious player. Traitor material.
Feier nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to ask: How is your physical fitness? ? ? As a daily manager of the city, urban management
??To practice guerrilla tactics and special forces that can be incorporated into the regular army during wartime, what is needed is a group of special forces that can rush
Detectable
Can travel
Can be eaten
Can bear it
Only outstanding reserve talents who can fight to the end can join. Do you meet the ISO international standards of Silver Moon City? ? ?
Candidate: Of course, that¡¯s true. Each of us players is a terrifying paramilitary organization that can wait all day long to fight with just a few black bread or a few silver coins. Didn¡¯t you see that we can make money by running missions all day long? Do you want to rest? So these are small things. Not only do I meet the above criteria, but I am also very experienced in communicating with hawkers. I can knock over a hawker's tricycle with one kick, knock him to the ground with two kicks, and cut off his descendants with three kicks. , chasing the hawker for hundreds of miles to enforce the law is completely stress-free, but I don¡¯t know if the caught hawker will be disabled by the angry me. Well, I don¡¯t know about other things, but I can be sure that the hawker is definitely not good. end.
Examiner: Do you dare to take other people¡¯s things? ? ? Can it create additional income for the urban management team? ? ? Do you have the confidence to be self-sufficient in the urban management brigade? ? ? Are you confident that you can take the urban management performance to a higher level? ? ?
Candidate: This is my strong point, just like taking my own things. Since I became a temporary worker in the city guard, I have never bought anything anymore. I just take whatever I like. I go to catch the vegetable seller in the morning. This is the problem with eating. Solved, I went to catch the clothes sellers at noon, which solved the clothing problem. I went to catch the snack sellers in the afternoon, so I solved the midnight snacks patrolled at night. In the evening, I went to Lichun Garden to catch prostitutes after the late shift. This is how I used it. The problem has been solved. What is other people¡¯s things? What we urban management see is ours. If anyone dares not to give it to me, I will maim him. Don¡¯t be afraid of complaints. Under my command, no one will appeal. Boss, please Feel free to use me.
Examiner: Well, that¡¯s pretty good. By the way, does the old man dare to fight? ? ? As a special force named Black-Hearted Dog by ordinary people, we don¡¯t need benevolent law enforcers, can you do it? ? ?
Candidate: Of course, this is just a side dish. My father asked me to be disabled. Otherwise, who do you think would attack the gray-haired old man in our family? Usually I like to attack the old man the most, that guy! ! ! You don¡¯t even have to fight back when you fight, it¡¯s the best to just hit someone without being beaten. Killing or maiming is just trivial. What does the above mean? I will definitely follow the instructions of the person above. Regardless of whether they are acquaintances or not, just attack and maim the opponent directly, and I am very measured in my attacks. I will never kill someone if I want to break a bone. I will never break a muscle if I want to break a bone. I am absolutely obedient.
Examiner: By the way, how is your social experience? ? ?
Candidate: When you encounter a boss or a strongman, you are servile; when you see a street vendor, you look like a wolf and bully the civilians without any pressure.
Examiner: Well, you passed the exam. What our urban management department needs is talents like you! ! ! The examiner said with a smile, obviously very satisfied with the other party's theoretical knowledge. You have been hired and will be on duty as law enforcement from now on. However, I would like to ask one more question, what if something happens and someone you can't afford to offend is offended? ? ?
Candidate: Let¡¯s just say that he is a temporary worker. He just came here today and is not sensible. If anything happens, I will take care of it. I will definitely not harm my boss. The worst is just death. Anyway, we players can be resurrected and there will definitely be no flaws in our boss¡¯s performance.
Examiner: Damn~~~~~ You will go to work tonight. From today on, you will be the official city manager. You will be the captain of the city guard of the 23rd Squad. Today, you will familiarize yourself with the situation. Tomorrow, you will go to the City Lord¡¯s Mansion to register and receive equipment. Silver Moon City What we need are talents like you. Feir looked at the other party with admiration. He was obviously very satisfied with the newly recruited players. With such knowledge, it seems that the other party knows the position of urban management very well.
"Sir, my nickname is 'Thieves never leave the air'. If you have anything to do, please speak to me. I will serve you on the sword and under the sea of ??fire. I will go to the city guard to report first, so I won't disturb your precious time. Please excuse me." After the player finished speaking, he learned the etiquette of the ancient palace eunuchs and walked back step by step. He still had a charming smile on his face. It seemed that he had definitely taken a professional eunuch course. Although he didn't know whether he intended to enter the palace, it seemed The basic knowledge in the palace is very solid. Does this count as mastering one more skill and one more outlet? It is obvious that this is a player who is ruthless to himself. Otherwise, why would he learn the etiquette of a chamberlain in the palace? ? ?
But it seems that what he learned is very effective. Look at Feier¡¯s satisfied look.I know that his first impression of this player was good. Well, to be precise, he was very happy to see that there was another eunuch in the world, which reduced the proportion of men in the world. Well, there was another couple missing in the world. This is really a A fact worth celebrating.
? Here I wish all the lovers in the world to be brothers and sisters. That¡¯s it, a belated blessing for the Chinese Valentine¡¯s Day.
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