"This why does it look familiar" Liu Bang asked, looking at the cockroach opposite.
"Ahemyou should have seen me beforewhatI used to be three-dimensional, right, right, I almost forgotthere must be music when I appear!"
When Xiaoqiang said this, he opened his throat and sang loudly: "We are pests! We are pests"
"Shut up!" Liu Bang yelled, and his whole body began to tremble. He noticed that the men surrounding him in a circle also began to take two steps back
"Brotherand I" At this moment, from nowhere, Peter 250 walked out. The 250-year-old had a big shelf and was carried out by four or five cockroaches
"Well" Liu Bang resisted the feeling of vomiting after hearing Xiaoqiang's singing voice, and said to Xiaoqiang: "It's just a cockroach, what else do you want?"
"Is it because of the cockroach" Xiaoqiang smiled slightly and said, "Do you know why I want to sing"
"I won't guess!" Liu Bang said to Xiaoqiang viciously, imitating Ye Dongyang.
Xiaoqiang chuckled: "Originally, I didn't intend to let you guess"
Liu Bang was so angry. At this moment, waves of surging sounds suddenly came from the surroundings. Liu Bang and his men subconsciously turned around, only to see cockroaches all over the sky swarming over from all around. If Xiaoqiang's The cockroaches of the Cockroach Yamaguchi-gumi are connected together like a black ocean, and in front of you is a black sky! The cockroaches swarmed over in overwhelming numbers, surrounding all the time-travelers, staring at each other angrily
However, a group of people who traveled through time were only temporarily stunned for a while, and then Liu Bang calmly waved his hand first, and then shouted to this group of people: "Call Hua Tuo!"
After Liu Bang finished speaking, the crowd surged for a while, and then Hua Tuo, who had his underwear on his head, came over. Hua Tuo smiled and shouted to the crowd: "Don't worry, everyone. Everyone has been arrested before leaving." I've applied anti-cockroach medicine on my body, and the cockroaches will never dare to come near you! They can't stand the smell of the medicine on you!"
"Hua Tuo why did you go to the other party again?" When Xiaoqiang saw this, he frowned and shouted: "Are you so willing to be a second-class boy?"
Hua Tuo looked at Xiaoqiang who was glaring angrily, and after being silent for a long time, he said: "You have no right to talk to a human like this, so you should hand over Ye Dongyang as soon as possible Your cockroach army will not work"
"Hahayou are not short-sighted" Hearing Hua Tuo's words, Xiaoqiang suddenly smiled in a mocking tone. Hua Tuo was stunned. Xiaoqiang pointed to a group of cockroaches in front of him and said, "Look at them. head"
Seeing this, Hua Tuo took a closer look and saw that all the cockroaches had a small black thing covering their heads. Hua Tuo was not unprepared. He took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on his eyes. After taking a closer look, I discovered each cockroach actually had a gas mask on its face!
Hua Tuo was shocked, but he didn¡¯t expect that he was actually restrained by a group of cockroaches
"We, the Cockroach Tribe, are also a nation that keeps making progress. Otherwise, how could we live so long! Hua Tuo, you'd better persuade your people to surrender, otherwise no one will have less than fifty cockroaches on their body today"
As Xiaoqiang said this, the cockroaches around him kept approaching, and the group of time-travelers surrounded inside were already a little anxious
"Everyone, hurry up! It will take some time for the cockroaches to climb up!" At this moment, a man holding a bow, who seemed to be Hua Rong, shouted to the people around him, and then lifted it up Qinggong rushed up to the roof of the teaching building! Seeing this, a group of people around them started to use their techniques, and those who knew how to do Qing Gong flew up. Those who didn't know how to do Qing Gong were also held up by those who knew how to fly up. Soon, there were densely packed people standing on the top of the teaching building. More than a hundred people, this should be all Liu Bang's troops
However, even these more than a hundred people can easily compete with an army of more than a thousand people
"Today, no one in Dongqiang Primary School can be left" Liu Bang was already caught by a man who knew how to do qigong and went to the teaching building. Seeing this, the cockroaches began to crawl towards the teaching building crazily. The speed was really shocking. It was scary, but even then it would take some time. Many people upstairs who knew how to use bows or concealed weapons used the weapons in their hands, and looked coldly at the group of people below who raised their weapons. Weapons, when Liu Bang saw this, his expression became even colder, and he said after being silent for a long time.
A group of people were preparing to shoot with bows and arrows. At this moment, melodious piano sounds suddenly came from the surroundings, followed immediately by the familiar singing voice: "Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh"
It¡¯s Beethoven¡¯s anxiety! The anxiety at this moment is not the nice version, but Beethoven's initial anxiety that can make people suffocate. Many people holding bows and arrows were so frightened that they shivered after hearing this song of anxiety. Then the arrow in his hand also fell downstairs. Liu Bang was even more exaggerated. His foot slipped and he almost fell downstairs
"Whatwhat's going on" Liu Bang asked with a trembling voice, his face ashen.
"There is a situation" Hua Rong covered his ears and looked around with a serious face and said coldly.
At this time, a series of rockets suddenly shot out. The rockets were not big, just the kind of rockets used to set off fireworks during festivals. But when the rockets were shot in front of everyone, they suddenly exploded violently. The power of the rockets was temporarily unknown. Not to mention, the smoke and the pungent smell of gunpowder produced after the rocket exploded were particularly distressing. For a moment, the people who had been aiming were confused, and the people upstairs were also shrouded in smoke. Can't see clearly what's downstairs
"Everyone close your eyes! Listen to the sound!" After all, there were many martial arts masters in the crowd. Many people reminded them, and then many people closed their eyes. Suddenly, the upstairs suddenly became deathly silent, and everyone Everyone is using a skill that only true martial arts masters can master - positioning by listening to voices!
But this time the casualties were reduced a lot. People who used the sound system could flexibly avoid the rockets and fireworks that kept coming. After half an hour, the fireworks were finally used up, the sound stopped, and the entire campus It was full of gunpowder smoke. Nobel, Napoleon, Beethoven and others were standing in the campus facing the wind, like the warriors of Langya Mountain. This group of people stood upright majestically. It turned out that these summoned beasts were not fainted!
"Brother Dong! How about it!" Napoleon snorted mightily, "I'm no worse than Xiang Yu!"
"Brother Dong fainted" After hearing Napoleon's words, Xiaoqiang kindly reminded
"Damn" Napoleon was silent for a long time, "At least we have been studying for a month and finally let me take the limelight. This guy Ye Dongyang actually dared to faint at a critical moment It's so unreasonable"
At this moment, the smoke and dust in the sky have gradually dissipated, the cockroaches have stopped charging, and the people upstairs are like bacon, everyone's hair is blowing up, and the clothes on their bodies are in tatters. Their bodies were covered with soot, and they held up the weapons in their hands in confusion. It was obvious that this group of martial arts masters had been blown away I have to say technology is still greater
"Bastard!" Liu Bang was silent for a while, stroking his afro, and then cursed angrily. With a wave of his hand, the people around him instantly raised their bows and arrows, and everyone pulled the string fiercely. In an instant, The sky was full of arrows shooting down like this. The scene was definitely tens of thousands of times more classic than the special effects in Hollywood blockbusters!
"If this person is nailed by an arrow, then it is guaranteed that this person will turn into a kettle within ten seconds No It should be a watering can
At this moment, Nobel calmly took out a black round object from his pocket. Nobel threw the round object in his hand into the sky. In an instant, the round object was thrown into the sky. The thing made a loud noise, and the huge shock wave hit everyone present at 360 degrees without hesitation. Even Xiaoqiang was blown away dozens of meters, and the summoned beasts around him were even more violent. Not to mention, many people had nosebleeds, but it seemed that they were not seriously injured and there were still signs of life
"Damn! Aren't you not allowed to use tnt?" Xiaoqiang roared!
"This is not the full amount of TNT, what are you afraid of" Nobel defended.
"Damn!" Xiaoqiang cursed, "I am Xiaoqiang who can't be killed! But I'm not invulnerable by explosions! Your sister! Do you think anyone can resist explosions like you?"
"Yes" After hearing this, Nobel actually licked his tongue very coquettishly
¡°It¡¯s been a long time since I blew myself up¡ This feeling¡ is so good¡¡±
"Abnormal" Xiaoqiang and Erbaiwu trembled when they saw this
However, Nobel's explosives did play a big role. The rain of arrows in the sky was washed away by the strong shock wave. The arrows that barely fell down were already broken, even if they were not broken. There was no strength left to pierce into a person's body. The first round of arrow rain was just resolved
"Shit! Shoot again!" When Liu Bang saw this, he yelled, and the people around him bent their bows and arrows again. Xiaoqiang was so frightened that he hugged Nobel's leg and shouted: "Brother Nuo Brother Nuo you can Don¡¯t throw it away! I really can¡¯t stand it anymore¡¡±
"You are so easy to misunderstand" Nobel said slightly evilly, "If I don¡¯t throw it away, what can others do? "
"I have a way!" At this moment, Tinker Bell walked out without knowing when, with one paw tightly stuffed into the pocket on her belly