"Brother Dong! I have never eaten such delicious food in my life!" Praises came from the crowd one after another. The craftsmanship of the cupboard was really perfect. Ye Dongyang was already embarrassed to find any faults. , it seems that Ye Dongyang¡¯s picky bones can be taken seriously by others. In short, this dish is getting better and better than before. The knife skills, patterns, and taste are all impeccable. This makes Ye Dongyang very ashamed, and Ye Dongyang is not even Thinking that my unintentional nonsense has made me a god-like chef today
"Haha not bad!" Ye Dongyang smiled and shouted: "Everyone is eating and drinking well! And what's more! The chef of our Dongqiang Primary School cafeteria is cooking today!"
Hearing this, the crowd suddenly burst into discussion. The chef's skills in the cafeteria have always been unflattering. I never thought that the chef of a primary school cafeteria would make such a top-notch dish today
How happy the children living in this school would be!
At this moment, Ye Dongyang also felt that his head was groggy, and he was already walking with a posture of practicing drunken martial arts. When the people around him saw this, they shouted excitedly: "Ah! Brother Dong can't do it! How can I serve the bride at night?" Son!"
The people around also burst into laughter. At this moment, the people around them also felt that something was wrong, because they also started to feel a little drowsy
"Pa" As the first person lay down on the table, the whole table was lying on the table like an overwhelming crowd. Zhao Zichen, Wu Guokun and others struggled for a long time, and finally spit out: "Something's wrong" Then Also lying on the table
Ye Dongyang was speechless for a moment. Liu Bihan beside him also fainted at this moment. Only his head was dizzy and he was still holding on. Ye Dongyang wrinkled his head and leaned on the table to drink water. He had already realized that he He must have been poisoned. Water can dilute the venom in the body, so Ye Dongyang drank water to death, but this only slowed down the speed of fainting
It was at this time that Ye Dongyang noticed a figure running across from him. This person was the chef!
"Didn't you put Sudan red?" Ye Dongyang asked.
¡°Well¡I didn¡¯t use any gutter oil, I only used the freshest things.¡± The chef said.
"Then why is it like this?"
"Because I put some sweat medicinespecially madeblue screen, high-energy"
When Ye Dongyang heard this, he stretched out his hand and was about to say something else when the chef came over and said to Ye Dongyang with a smile: "Do you know who I am"
"You are the chef of Dongqiang Primary School" Ye Dongyang said weakly.
¡°No, guess again.¡± The chef said again.
"You are a teacher at Dongqiang Primary School."
"No, guess again."
"You are from Earth"
"Nonsenseguess again" Three black lines have appeared on the chef's face
"You are chinese¡¡"
Hearing this, the chef's head was filled with black threads. He finally couldn't help it and asked Ye Dongyang: "Can't you just ask me who I am?"
Ye Dongyang held the table, squinted his eyes and said feebly: "I won't askI'll make you mad"
The chef is so sweaty! The veins on his hands popped up, and he said quietly: "There is a time-travel organization, did you know"
"I know you are a member of the organization. I knew it when I saw you running out." Ye Dongyang said still weakly.
"Then why don't you guess!" The chef was already a little angry
"I won't guess I'll make you so angry" Ye Dongyang squinted his eyes, his voice was still weak
When the chef heard this, he was furious. He tried to calm down for a long time before calming down his anger. He looked at Ye Dongyang with a smile and said: "I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all. You can be angry with me Haha I I don¡¯t believe you can make me mad! Anyway, you are already meat on the chopping board"
"I won't be angry with you" Ye Dongyang took a sip of water and said after taking a long breath.
When the chef heard this, he was furious again Ye Dongyang smiled slightly and murmured: "You're so angry"
"Okay, since I've spent a lot of money today, let me tell you who I am" The chef patted Ye Dongyang's head and signaled Ye Dongyang to wake up, and then put on a cool pose, majestic He shouted: "I! I am the Nine-Five Great One! I have worked together with the great cause of the world! Everyone in the world calls me! Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty!"
"So you are" Upon hearing this, Ye DongyangDeliberately holding up his tired face and making a surprised expression, he pointed at the chef and said in silence for a long time: "Are you that Li Shimin?"
"Fart! I am Liu Bang!" The chef, uh that is Liu Bang, jumped up and cursed.
"Liu Bang" Ye Dongyang closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, "Is he the onewho cried down the Great Wall"
"That's Meng Jiangnu" Liu Bang was completely speechless
"Oh that I don't care who you are In short, don't talk to me about history. History before 2010 is completely blank to me. Just tell me what you did to trick me in every possible way. What do you want to do"
"I have always wanted to unify the world, don't you know?" Looking at Ye Dongyang in front of him, Liu Bang said with a deep expression: "I was an emperor once, but when I was about to die, I thought it was all over. , but I didn¡¯t expect that I came to this place, and there was a steady stream of people sent here. Therefore, my purpose is to unify your current world, and you! As far as I know, you can use your There are many ways to recruit people from that era, Xiang Yu is an example, so I want to ask you for help, help you summon me, but you are trying every possible means not to cooperate!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Unify the world!" Ye Dongyang leaned on the table weakly. Although he didn't know why he hadn't fainted yet, he still said to Liu Bang: "Do you know what a nuclear bomb is! Unless you time travel from ancient times Those who come here are the ones with flying swords flying all over the sky. Otherwise, if a nuclear bomb hits you, there won't even be any scum left! There are many martial arts masters in your group, but no matter how fast you can use a knife, how can someone be as fast as a machine gun! "
"Nuclear bomb! Nuclear bomb is nothing!" When Liu Bang heard this, he let out a very proud voice. Leng Hengsheng said: "Our manpower Xiao Li Guanghuarong, let alone a nuclear bomb, even a space shuttle, with one arrow of his I can shoot it down!"
"Can I ask if you usually watch TV" Ye Dongyang was silent for a long time. He always felt that there was something wrong with the emperor's head.
"look!"
"What kind of programs are you watching"
Hearing this, Liu Bang fell silent, and finally said solemnly: "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf"
¡°¡What about others¡¡±
"The others are too vulgar, I haven't even read them"
"No wonder" Ye Dongyang is so sweaty, "No wonder you are so childish in your thoughts. They are all cartoons for you to watch I tell you! With this manpower, let alone occupy the whole world! Even if you attack the capital, you can't Can¡¯t beat it!¡±
"Isn't there still you! I can incite people all over the world to revolt!" After hearing this, Liu Bang said with excitement.
"Although everyone can't live and work in peace and contentment now, there is no need to fight and kill all day long! What are you using to incite everyone to rebel!" Ye Dongyang already felt a headache not only because of the effect of the medicine, but also because of the relationship with the person in front of him. The big brother with only the IQ of a child talks about life
"I" Liu Bang was choked for a while when he heard this, but after a while, he still said solemnly: "The price of pork has increased recently"
"Damn! You're just counting on this liar! You're too childish!"
"Don't worry about anything else! Are you going to come with us or not?" Upon hearing Ye Dongyang's words, Liu Bang suddenly shouted viciously at Ye Dongyang.
"Let's go! I'll go with you!" After hearing Liu Bang's words, Ye Dongyang agreed. This surprised Liu Bang, but then Ye Dongyang said: "But you have to give me the antidote first!"
"You really take me for a fool" After hearing Ye Dongyang's words, Liu Bang looked at Ye Dongyang with a sneer and said.
"You just know" Ye Dongyang was silent for a while and said slowly.
Hearing this, Liu Bang's head suddenly stretched with veins. He took out a fruit knife from his arms with an angry look, and coldly snorted to Ye Dongyang: "Since you don't promise me, then I can only let you die!"
"Wait!" Seeing that the knife was about to be drawn, Ye Dongyang suddenly roared. Liu Bang on the opposite side was stunned, and then asked Ye Dongyang with a smile: "What? Have you thought about it?"
"It's illegal to kill someone!" Ye Dongyang shook his head and suddenly shouted righteously.
"" Liu Bang was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Fart! I am Wang Fa!"
After Liu Bang finished speaking, the knife was about to be chopped off. At this moment, a strong airflow suddenly lifted Liu Bang away. Then Tinker Bell came over, holding an air cannon in his hand, looking like a Western cowboy and said: "Fortunately, our Doraemon doesn't have to eat"
"Hehe""Sure enoughYe Dongyang, you still have a hand" Liu Bang smiled when he saw this, and then Liu Bang waved his hand suddenly, and a lot of people suddenly appeared around him
"Our people are here, Ye Dongyang, just accept your fate! We will spend a lot of money for you!" Liu Bang looked at Ye Dongyang with a smile and said: "Although I don't know what magic you used last time , but I won¡¯t give you a chance this time!¡±
"I won't give you a chance!" At the same time, there were sounds from around him again. Liu Bang was stunned and saw a cockroach that looked like a piece of paper, slowly walking over