The human feather arrows upstairs were shot down at a glance. Tinkerbell rummaged through her treasure box for a while and pulled out a long strip
"Kick, kick, kick, kick!" The thing in Tinker Bell's hand looked increasingly pale in the sun. He raised the thing above his head and shouted loudly: "Kick, kick, kick, kick!"
"**!" A group of summoned beasts cursed.
I saw what Tinkerbell was holding in her hand - a sanitary napkin!
The people upstairs were also startled, and then a group of people who reacted suddenly shot out the arrows in their hands, and a hail of arrows came again. Tinkerbell calmly said: "What I have in my hand is not" Ordinary sanitary napkins are sanitary napkins made using the latest nano-expansion technology. It is a product of my future technology that integrates modern technology. It is a magic weapon that Xiaoqiang and I created after day and night research. Now, I will let you see it! The magic weapon is so powerful!¡±
After Tinkerbell said this, she suddenly pulled the sanitary napkin in her hand, and the sanitary napkin was instantly stretched by more than ten centimeters. Xiaoqiang threw the oversized sanitary napkin in his hand into the sky, and saw the sanitary napkin fly away. In mid-air, all the arrows in the sky were attracted to the sanitary napkin. None of the arrows that were supposed to be shot were left, and all of them hit the sanitary napkin! At this moment, the snow-white sanitary napkin was pricked like a hedgehog. Xiaoqiang looked at the sanitary napkin that fell on the ground and was pricked with arrows. He made a pose and said proudly: "Full absorption, no leakage!"
Why does it feel so much like an advertisement for sanitary napkins
"Mr. Jingle Bellhow did you do that" Einstein looked at Tinkerbell, his wise scientist eyes full of curiosity.
"It uses high-tech nanotechnology materials and high-magnetic electromagnets to generate a strong magnetic field to fix the bow and arrow, attract the arrow, and prevent the arrow from flying" Tinker Bell said a lot of words with a proud face. Ye Dongyang was stunned after hearing it. It¡¯s a confusing technical term, but Einstein is not Ye Dongyang. He is a real scientist. After listening to what Tinkerbell said, he was silent for a while and said: "It's just a magnet stuffed in the sanitary napkin"
"" After hearing this, Tinker Bell thought for a while, and finally nodded and said: "You can also say that"
"****!" A group of summoned beasts raised their middle fingers
At this moment, the people in the sky also bent their bows and set up again. Tinker Bell took out a box from his treasure box. He placed the box on the ground and opened it. Inside, he saw densely packed hygiene. towel!
"Everyone, come and throw it away!" Tinker Bell shouted, and a group of summoned beasts were stunned. However, after thinking that these things were much safer than explosives, a group of people rushed over, grabbed a few sanitary napkins, and threw them into the sky. , for a moment sanitary napkins were flying all over the sky like talismans in a ghost film, arrows in the sky were flying around like headless flies, and all the sanitary napkins were tied with Many arrows and hidden weapons finally fell on the ground
"Damn it!" Liu Bang was almost going crazy upstairs. He had never fought such a frustrating battle in his whole life. A group of martial arts masters were stunned and made helpless by cockroaches and sanitary napkins
But, having said thatthis group of people is really aggrieved. When people fight in large groups, they always look for evenly matched opponents. Not only is this person not evenly matched, but he is also not a human being. Readers and classmates, please think about it, if you fight with others, How would you feel if someone threw a sanitary napkin at you while running away
"Your Majesty, the main reason why they can defend against our bows and arrows is because the arrowheads of our bows and arrows are made of iron. Just pull out the arrowheads" said a guy who seemed to be a counselor in the crowd upstairs.
"Haha" Liu Bang was obviously not the kind of leader who was particularly prone to anger. He looked at the counselor with a kind smile and said slowly to him: "The arrows are all gone, use you to plunge them in!"
"Your Majesty! I have a gun!" At this moment, a strong man came over carrying a 38-inch gun. The gun in this guy's hand looked old, and even the paint on it was worn away. , it is estimated that among this group of time-travelers, there is only one who knows how to use high technology
"Shoot quickly! Shoot quickly!" Seeing this, Liu Bang shouted as if he had found a savior. The man confidently held the gun in his hand, aimed for a long time, raised his hand and fired
"Ah!" With the sound of a gunshot, Hua Rong jumped up holding his feet. A blood hole appeared on his feet at the same time as the gunshot
"Hugsorry" the man said hurriedly: "I didn't aim well"
"It doesn't matter, the organization won't blame you" Liu Bang suppressed the anger in his heart, patted the man on the back, and motioned the man to continue shooting, but the manWith a look of embarrassment, he held the gun in his hand and said, "Well Your Majesty I forgot to tell you that my gun only has one bullet in it"
Liu Bang
"Hey! Are you nerds all ignorant? Let's see! I, the Iron Bull, are smarter than you!" At this moment, a big black man rushed out of the crowd. This man was Li Kui. This big black man At some point, he took off his leather shoes, revealing a big dark foot. Surprisingly, Li Kui's shoes actually had something that could only be seen in cartoons floating faintly. Three wavy lines symbolizing smella few faint flies are still circling around Li Kui
"Since that thing attracts iron! Why don't you just throw it away with something that is not iron!" Li Kui shouted, and then threw the shoe in his hand violently. Li Kui's shoe was smashed with streaks of smoke. Going down, Napoleon was caught off guard. After being hit by Li Kui's shoe, he suddenly fell to the ground, covering his chest as if suffocating
"Well done! Iron Bull!" A group of people praised excitedly when they saw this, and then several people found various items on their bodies that were not iron weapons. As the saying goes, anything in the hands of real masters is a hidden weapon. Then, compared to the sanitary napkins flying all over the sky just now, an even crueler scene happened. Socks, pants, clothes, shoes, and glasses all started to be thrown down
"**! These people are more ruthless than us!" Xiaoqiang shouted excitedly, and then ran away, while Tinker Bell tremblingly grabbed a sanitary napkin and said: "Xiaoqiang! We can't leave now. All the leaders in the city are here, if they are all killed, then today¡¯s event will be huge!¡±
¡°¡Then what can be done¡¡±
"It's up to me" Nobel sighed and took out a round object from his arms. He knew it was a bomb without having to guess
"Damn it! Nothing else! Nothing else!"
"It's better to be blown up by a bomb than to be shot to death by these things" Nobel looked at the things flying in the sky with fear Not to mention dying here, even if there is no one here, it will become a place the next day. A garbage dump
At this moment, Tinker Bell seemed to have remembered something, and started rummaging desperately in her treasure box. Seeing that the sanitary napkin was about to be smashed down, Nobel slowly ignited the long core of the dynamite in his hand. The flames began to burn slowly along with the core
"Yes!" At this moment, Tinkerbell suddenly seemed to have found something, and suddenly picked out a black box from her treasure box. Tinkerbell suddenly lifted the black box in her hand into the air, and saw that just now Everything that fell went up, including the big bomb in Nobel's hand!
Not only the things in everyone¡¯s hands, but also everyone present began to slowly rise into the air
"Grab what's around you! This is an anti-gravity device!" Tinker Bell shouted and grabbed Napoleon's pants next to him. Napoleon next to him was in a daze and hurriedly grabbed the Qiumen on the side of the road. , the summoned beasts below were slowly lifting into the air one by one like a string of giant centipedes, and a group of summoned beasts upstairs were also confused, because this group of summoned beasts also began to slowly rise into the air, and they threw The things that came out also began to float slowly. When Li Kui threw it down, it quickly floated up and covered Li Kui's face Li Kui suddenly began to cramp
This is not the most disgusting thing. The most disgusting thing is that groups of cockroaches that have been waiting for a long time began to slowly fly towards the sky with the anti-gravity effect
At this time, the bomb in Nobel's hand also rose into the sky at an extremely fast speed. After all, things with large masses rise faster. Soon, the bomb reached the middle of the crowd in the sky, and anti-gravity seemed to have In a certain area, after a group of people rose to the sixth floor, they could no longer rise And this group of people seemed to have lost the water for fish in the sky at the moment, and they were in a hurry and didn't know what to do. Now, they have fully suffered the consequences of their recent consequences. All socks and shoes are now dancing with them in the sky without exception. The current scene is more sci-fi than a science fiction movie except a bit disgusting. ¡
"Boom!" At this moment, Nobel's bomb also exploded. The bomb was not the most powerful, but it was also very terrifying. A group of people were blown away at once, and mouthfuls of blood fell from the group of people's bodies. He spit it out from his mouth. Now, due to the anti-gravity, the blood was flying in the sky It really felt like
And the most disturbing thing is not this, but the fainted bodies of Ye Dongyang and others began to slowly float upward
This is really going to be a science fiction movie