This group of scientists who had traveled through time followed the local customs, but their singing skills were really not good. Beethoven, as a musician, took a chopstick from nowhere and stood in front of the scientists to conduct. However, , this is no different from playing the piano to a cow, because scientists are scientists after all In the eyes of scientists, the baton waved by Beethoven is just a stick flying all over the sky, and scientists cannot understand it at all
So the scientists sang in various styles, and many even sang the wrong song with others. Finally, Beethoven became so angry that he pointed at Newton and roared angrily: "Damn it! You can't insult music like this!" Although the lyrics are correct! But the tone is obviously uneasy!"
The people around suddenly burst into laughter
At this moment, Beethoven's eyes lit up. He suddenly saw a piano that had been put up somewhere in the playground at some point. When this guy saw the piano, it was as if he had seen his own daughter. He looked excitedly at the piano. Everyone shouted: "I'm sorry for the chorus just now. Today is Dongyang's happy day! I'll tell Dongyang about my own composition!"
Ye Dongyang was about to stop him, but it was too late. Beethoven had already started to play the piano with his fingers. The moment Beethoven played the piano, Ye Dongyang was stunned. Everyone at the wedding was also stunned, and saw endless The cheerful melody jumped out from Beethoven's fingers, and the happy melody kept impacting everyone's brain like a raging tide. Everyone present was intoxicated by it, and everyone closed their eyes and enjoyed it. Ye Dongyang was stunned by this music feast! He had never seen Beethoven formally play a piano piece! To his surprise, Beethoven could actually play such a wonderful and cheerful piece of music!
Beethoven played the piano with both hands, and the music came to an abrupt end. Beethoven closed his eyes, as if he was brewing emotions. After a few minutes of silence, the entire Dongqiang Primary School burst into thunderous applause. Beethoven played the piano again, and the music became even more intense. Cheerful
However, this time Beethoven slowly opened his mouth
"Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!" A word of anxiety suddenly came out of Beethoven's mouth. However, this time the uneasy song was different from the past, because Beethoven actually used the "Wedding March" song!
Ye Dongyang is the first person in his life who has heard someone sing the word "Uneasy" so beautifully Let's change the name of "Uneasy" in the future "Don't call it "Uneasy"
After Beethoven finished talking about a song, the whole scene froze in an instant. A moment later, there was another burst of thunderous applause. Countless flashlights flashed on Beethoven. The reporters around him were holding video recorders and screaming excitedly. It seemed that after getting married today, Beethoven Fen is also famous
"It's embarrassing. Piaotian Literature Network ()" Beethoven bowed quietly. Einstein also became interested after seeing so many people. He rushed to the stage and said to everyone, "I will do a magic trick for everyone!"
After Einstein finished speaking, he stretched out a finger on his left hand and a finger on his right hand. Einstein pretended to be mysterious and said: "Everyone, take a look Every Piao Astronomy Network!"
After Einstein said this, he shook his hands suddenly, then retracted his left hand, stretched out two fingers on his right hand and shouted: "See! All the fingers on the left have changed to the right!"
Audience: ""
"What? No reaction?" When Einstein saw this, he took out a bottle of liquid from his arms and shouted to a group of people, "Then I'm going to do a magic trick for everyone!"
After Einstein said this, he took out a small wooden stick, and then he stuck the small wooden stick into the small bottle. The top of the wooden stick immediately began to corrode
"Is this also called magic" The people in the audience were confused
"Do you know what this is!" Einstein thought that the people below were shocked by his scientific and technological achievements. He held up the bottle and shouted: "This is sulfuric acid!"
Audience: ""
Einstein didn¡¯t react when he saw the audience, and shouted behind him: ¡°Bring me my new invention!¡±
Immediately afterwards, the people behind Einstein moved something carrying a huge propeller. There was a small car next to this thing. Einstein was riding on the small car and pedaled hard, and saw the propeller start to move very fast. It started to spin, and gusts of breeze kept coming. Einstein was sweating profusely and shouted excitedly: "Do you know what this is called! This is the legendary Kamikaze Instrument!"
Everyone: "thisisn't it just an electric fan"
When Newton saw this, he felt a little bit like he should perform something. This guy with a huge cockroach "tattoo" walked onto the stage. Ye Dongyang originally thought he was going to have a big Apple promotion or something, but Newton said to everyone: " What's your point? I'll give it to you too?Turn a magic trick"
A group of people looked at Newton on the stage. Newton pretended to be incomprehensible and suddenly slapped his chest. The cockroach tattoo on his body actually started to squirm
Not only that, Newton shouted loudly, and the cockroach on his chest suddenly jumped down and began to dance on the ground. While dancing, the cockroach sang in a hoarse voice: "We are pests, we are pests." It¡¯s a pest¡¡±
Ye Dongyang, what a shamethese two guys are really good at it, they actually combined such a magic
And the group of people in the audience were immediately confused
¡°Dude¡it seems a little disgusting¡¡±
"WellyesI can't eat a little bit"
"Hey! Brother! Why are you bending down"
"Wow! Uh! Wow! Wow!"
Seeing this, Napoleon hurriedly put Xiaoqiang and Newton aside. He walked onto the stage, holding a Western sword in his hand, and said to everyone: "Well I have watched a few videos recently, integrating our foreign Techniques, let¡¯s show you a set of sword skills!¡±
After Napoleon said this, he took a deep breath with his Western sword, and shouted: "Ada!"
Everyone was stunned and saw Napoleon making several attacks with a Western sword, accompanied by the sound of "Wow! Ada!"
?????????????????? How does Ye Dongyang feel that this guy¡¯s weapon looks like nunchucks
Ye Dongyang understood, the videos this guy said he watched these past few days were a collection of Bruce Lee movies
Seeing that everyone was performing, Xiang Yu was embarrassed not to perform anymore. Now Xiang Yu was the body of Li Wenhua. He quietly walked to the front of the stage, bowed his hands to a group of people and said, "Today is a happy day for Dongyang. I Mr. Xiang thanked Dongyang for his kindness. Today, I will simply perform a show for everyone" After Xiang Yu said this, he slowly bent down, and everyone was confused! Xiang Yu roared loudly and lifted the entire stage with one hand! The stage, which weighed several hundred kilograms, was held above his head by Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu held the stage and did a few squats and jumps, and then slowly placed the stage on the ground
"Okay! Okay!" A group of people applauded non-stop. There were also a few underworld practitioners who saw this and wanted to try moving the stage. As a result, these people's cheeks almost exploded and they still didn't move the stage at all ¡
"The King of Chu can carry a cauldron, how can these people compare"
"Dongyang's birthday is really lively!" A group of people below started talking enthusiastically. Yes, except for Newton's magic, everything else is quite pleasing to the eye. Let's take Nobel's piano for example. Many people present threatened to attend such a concert! You can¡¯t afford tens of thousands of dollars to listen to one show! And Ye Dongyang wants to tell them that even if they get 100 million, it will be difficult for them to hear one
"Wang Jian, Wang Jian! You also go on stage to perform a show or something" Chen Haoran was very excited when he saw this scene and shouted to Wang Jian.
"What a fool! I'll play you!" Wang Jian replied.
¡°Don¡¯t you guys have an iron stall in Shaolin? Let the big brother who resisted the stage kick you just now and let¡¯s see what happens!¡± Chen Haoran shouted with excitement.
"Get out!" Wang Jian shouted: "You are a stinky Taoist priest, don't talk so much nonsense!"
Ye Dongyang's parents are also happy below. Although Ye Dongyang's parents and Liu Bihan's father have never met, the current scene is enough to make anyone happy. Liu Bihan's father didn't like Ye Dongyang in the past. I really thought that Ye Dongyang didn't have much money, but now Liu Bihan's father finally understood that even if his uncle had no money, just giving him five yuan per person would be enough to make a fortune
With such a good son-in-law, what else are you pretending to do? Liu Bihan's father had been fooled by Maotai for a long time, and started chatting with Ye Dongyang's parents about home affairs
Ye Dongyang was even more dizzy at this time. Although his drinking capacity had been greatly improved after summoning the souls of the special forces, Ye Dongyang was afraid that someone had drank a jar of wine and he had vomited many times. Ye Dongyang, who was here, was also a little drunk and was walking in a daze. People around him shouted excitedly when they saw this: "Hey! Sina is dead! Can you still be energetic at night?"
Liu Bihan blushed, while supporting Ye Dongyang, she secretly lay next to Ye Dongyang's ear and said: "Dongyang, you are stupid! Can you drink wine so much I will ask a few people to pour you some water, drink some. Sober up today is your wedding day, you can't drink too much"
"You little girl! My little wife is starting to love her husband! Haha!" Seeing this, Zhao Zichen took the lead in teasing, and then everyone burst into laughter, and Liu Bihan's face turned even redder
"I know, we have to create humans at nightrighthehehehehehe" And Ye Dongyang, lying next to Liu Bihan, smiled hehehehehe