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- All right! The hero has finished rescuing the lolita, but what he seemed to have planned at the beginning to follow the clues was completely ruined. After what he did with this lolita and killed more than a dozen monks in one breath, if the remaining If those monks haven't been alerted yet
You know, Uncle Li has a famous saying, grass does not grow on the road where the lot is drawn, and hair does not grow on a smart head! Do you think according to this theory, there are such stupid monks in the world?
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Well, although there was a slight accident in the plan, the problem is not big. It is still under my control. Otherwise, you said that I specially asked Brother Gui Che to come with more than a hundred brothers. What to do in Yangzhou?
¡°Besides, I have already killed more than a dozen of them anyway, and the feud has been severed. Could it be that if I surrender to them now, they can make me lose only half of it?
So, hum! If you don¡¯t do it once, you won¡¯t stop. If you have already done it in the first grade of junior high school, you don¡¯t care about the fifteenth grade! For a Loli protector like me, if I am willing to kill a dozen monks for two Lolita, then I don¡¯t care if I kill dozens more monks!
Yes, just do it. I will keep an eye on these thieves and monks here, and then I will ask Loli Dong to find someone to call Brother Gui Che and the others, and then I will take over this den of obscenity directly at night!
Having made up his mind, Wukong quietly slipped back to the courtyard he rented for Xiaoyue. Because it was getting late, there was no one else in the courtyard. After looking around, Wukong carefully slipped into the side courtyard. , arrived at the door of the big loli's room that was facing her own room, and reached out to knock on the door!
Boom!
There was a familiar sound of a bowstring, and then Wukong felt a big bead of cold sweat appear on his forehead. It slipped from his forehead and fell to the ground, shattering to pieces!
"Who are you and what do you want to do here?" Then, suddenly the lights turned on, and the figure of the big loli appeared in front of the door, holding her own sun-shooting crossbow in her hand with a serious look on her face. I'll shoot you to death!
Well, the big Lolita¡¯s style is very sexy, and the way she holds the sun-shooting crossbow is also extremely heroic, and the big Lolita¡¯s alertness is also worthy of praise. Everything is done very well, except for one thing ¡¤¡¤¡¤¡¤
"I asked you, why are you, a big lolita, in my room?"
"Eh!" Wukong was surprised, but Big Loli was even more surprised, "This voice are you Little Baldy?"
"Nonsense, who am I if it's not Xiaoji!" Wukong snorted, expressing his indignation at the big Lolita's hindsight and failure to recognize his own wrongdoing.
"It's really a little bald boy! Why do you have long hair and dress like a Taoist priest" After discovering that it was indeed Wukong, the big Loli immediately became happy and looked at the posture and planned to pounce on her, but the big Loli immediately Li held back again, and then raised her head proudly, "If you weren't so kind-hearted, I would have shot you to death with that crossbow just now!"
Oh, by the way, after being said by the big lolita, Wukong remembered that he seemed to be dressed as a little Taoist priest now, instead of his usual little monk dress.
Um! Look at how nice the Lolita in Xiao Na¡¯s family is. When she sees a Taoist priest, she wants to shoot her with a crossbow. That¡¯s right, you can¡¯t be soft on Taoist priests. This is the quality that a monk¡¯s family members should have!
etc! Xiaona, what did I just want to say to this loli? Interrupted by the big lolita, Wukong realized that he seemed to have forgotten something. Wukong touched his chin with his hand and began to think seriously!
"What are you doing? Looking at people like that!" Seeing Wukong's eyes looking at her without blinking, a blush immediately appeared on the big loli's face, "I'm telling you, you This kind of method is useless, people will not forget serious things just because you look at it like this!"
Serious business? Wukong was a little dizzy. What could be considered a serious matter between himself and the big Lolita?
Then, Wukong saw the big Loli put her hands on her hips and looked at him fiercely, "Tell me, you came back so late, you went somewhere to fool around!"
He meowed a giant panda! Wukong blinked. Why did Big Loli's words sound so familiar? It seemed that it was probably the kind of words a wife would say when she catches her husband who is not home at night. But I am a monk, so how could I know this? Enjoy this kind of treatment!
"Well, let's not talk about this in a hurry!" After being robbed by the big Lolita, Wukong suddenly remembered the decision he had just made, "By the way, Big Lolita, Brother Gui Che and his gang of brothers Do you know where we live now?"
 "What the hell is Brother Che!" The big Lolita was immediately diverted from the topic by Wukong, "Little Bald Lao, you should be called Uncle Qiu, Uncle Qiu!"
"That's nonsense. I call everyone uncle when I see him. Damn it, I didn't even call him uncle when I saw His Majesty Li Er!"
"Yeah, yeah!" Wukong agreed casually, "How about it, do you know?"
"Of course I know!" Big Loli looked at Wukong with suspicious eyes, "What's wrong?"
"It's good to know! Now you quickly send someone to find Brother Gui Che and ask him to bring all the brothers here!" After hesitating for a moment, Wukong continued, "Well, just tell Brother Gui Che and we'll do it." If it¡¯s an emergency, it¡¯s best for the brothers to bring their guys with them!¡±
"Bring this guy with you?" The big loli's eyes suddenly became bright and bright, "Little Baldy, are you planning to grab a fucking vote? How about you bring this guy with you?"
Wukong was speechless, saying that the education method of this big loli was really a failure! Who did she learn these unfortunate words from?
"Why force a fucking vote!" Wukong reached out and gently hit the big loli on the head, "We are good people, messengers of justice, and saviors of the earth, how could we possibly steal a fucking vote? Xiaoji, let me tell you again, that process called the redistribution of wealth and materials, you now understand Wait, Xiaoji, why am I telling you this?"
"Yeah, I understand!" Big Loli nodded seriously, "Little Bald Lao, what you are saying is called being a bitch again Wuwu! Little Bald Lao, why are you covering her mouth? ?¡±
Nonsense! What does it mean to hit someone without slapping them in the face, and to scold someone without exposing their shortcomings? Damn, there is a sex worker living here. You are just talking about being a bitch. What do you mean?
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and find someone to inform Brother Gui Che!" Wukong said while taking off the wig he was wearing on his head. "Let them come here quickly!"
"Okay!" The little Loli agreed in a good mood and walked towards the front yard with brisk steps!
"And" Wukong added to the big Loli worriedly, "Let Brother Gui Che and the others get a few cars to disguise our guys. Bring some change with you to deal with those night patrols. The uncle!"
"Don't worry!" Big Loli turned back to Wukong and showed a proud smile, "Uncle Qiu and the others don't do this for a day or two!"
that's true! Xiaona, I had forgotten that these people have been selling smuggled salt for the past few years!
After the little Loli went out, Wukong changed his clothes again. The original clothes had been splattered with a lot of blood. Of course, for a guy like Wukong with mysophobia, he couldn't continue to wear them! Then Wukong took a basin of water and cleaned the tin stick, which was also stained with a lot of blood, and restored it to its original appearance!
After doing all this, Wukong saw the big loli jumping in from the outside! "Little Bald Lao, I've sent someone to find Uncle Qiu. I think he'll be here in half an hour at most!"
Half an hour, well, converted to one hour, well, it¡¯s still a bit long! If by any chance the gang of thieves next door escape within this hour, all the lines will be cut off!
"Let's do this!" Wukong thought about it and made an immediate decision, "Big Lolita, you wait here for Brother Gui Che and the others. Once they arrive, lead them to the street next to us. , I will wait for you there, Xiao! How about it, can you do it?"
"Do you think I'm a child?" The big Loli snorted dissatisfied, "Who can't do this kind of thing!"
"Then let's do it!" Wukong stretched out his hands and patted Da Loli on the shoulders, "Da Luo Xiao Wan, I see that your bones are amazing. This is an important task related to world peace, people's happiness, and the health of the earth. I will leave my little one to you, you must not let me down!"
"What are you talking about" Big Loli's face turned red immediately, "Don't let you down or something like that, people don't understand what you want to say!"
Hmm, big loli is proud again!
After leaving the arrogant big loli behind, Wukong sneaked back to a three-story turret in the corner of the courtyard next to the house where the gang of thieves and bald men were.
Well, Wukong discovered this turret just now when he was running in the yard of these thieves. It seems that if he stood on the upper floor, he could just see the yard where these thieves were!
After gently prying open a window with the dagger in his hand, Wukong easily slipped into the corner of the turret.Then he walked up the stairs carefully, but just when Wukong's head popped up at the stairs on the third floor, he was shocked again!
In the southeast corner of the corner, which is the window facing the yard of these thieves, the window has been opened. One, um, no, I should say two very familiar figures are standing at the window! One of these two figures is a little Lolita about eleven or twelve years old, holding a dagger! The other one is a big loli who is about fourteen or fifteen years old and also holds a dagger in her hand!
I¡¯ll wipe it! Aren't these the two lolita who were caught by Fa Hai who just broke up with him? Why are they here!
The startled Wukong suddenly stumbled and heard a slight creak from the stairs! Then Wukong saw the eleven- or twelve-year-old little loli turning around from the window with a faint smile! Then he saw the little Loli leaning down slightly, like an agile cat, and silently pounced towards him!
Because productivity is not in a daze, the so-called light pollution problem more than a thousand years later does not exist in this dark Middle Ages. Therefore, except for the open window, the rest of the third floor of this turret is really without light. But with a little starlight from the window, Wukong could still vaguely see the reflection of the dagger in the little Loli's hand!
The next moment, Wukong had keenly felt that the little Loli had rushed to his left side, and the dagger in her hand was already eager to make a hole in his body!
At this critical moment, Wukong raised his hand calmly, "Captain, don't shoot the two lolita, don't do it. It's me, it's me!"
With a swipe, the dagger stopped on Wukong's chest, and then Wukong heard the little lolita's unique voice, "Wukong?"
"That's right, it's me, Xiaoji!" Wukong smiled habitually, but it seemed that he was completely useless in the current environment. He then used the tin stick in his hand to gently lift the little boy. Loli gestured to move the dagger on her chest, "Two loli, long time no see!"
With a swipe sound, the little Loli put away the dagger, turned around in a cool way, and walked towards the window! The big lolita who was watching at the window said to Wukong in a surprised tone, "It turns out to be Wukong, you little baldmonk, how did you get here?"
"What are you two here for? Of course I'm here for that too!" Wukong said, shrugging his shoulders. Well, it seems that in such a dark place, the two lolita couldn't see this cool action of his. Blind for nothing!
Now that I think about it, it seems that light pollution is quite disturbing!
"What's going on, what's going on with those bald thieves!" Wukong blinked, and after feeling that his eyes had completely adapted to the darkness, he walked towards the two lolita at the window, "Have they been captured? The two Lolita heroines were frightened and are now preparing to flee in a panic?"
The little Loli turned around. Her expression could not be clearly seen in the dark room, but through the starlight, she could still see her two big, watery eyes clearly, "Loli?"
"Our little lady wants to ask you," the big Loli stood at the window seriously and looked at the monks' courtyard, "What does this Loli you mean mean? In fact, I have thought about this for a long time. I¡¯ve asked you, but I haven¡¯t found a suitable opportunity. You little bald monkcan you explain it to us?"
"This Lolita" Wukong also stood at the window at this time and looked down at the group of monks below, "This is the name given to girls under the age of sixteen in the land of Taixi. It¡¯s a term of endearment, um, it has the same meaning as our Tang Dynasty¡¯s little lady, but it¡¯s more affectionate!¡±
As he said that, Wukong glanced around below. Well, yes, this is indeed the best place nearby to detect the movements of the thieves and monks! Well, that gang of thieves and monks had just caused trouble by me and two lolita, and after killing so many people, they actually scattered back to sleep now!
Wukong feels that he really can¡¯t understand the thoughts of these bald thieves!
Since these thieves can do such shameless things as kidnapping a lolita and trying to overthrow her, they must have done a lot of bad things! Now that someone has broken down the door and killed so many people, even if they don't move out immediately, they should still send people around to look for it, right?
?????????????????????? But they actually just spread out to sleep, and Nima actually went to sleep again! There must be something wrong with their brains, there must be something wrong!
"What is the land of Taixi?" After Wukong finished explaining, before the little Loli could say anything, the big Loli rushed to ask, "Why?Never heard of it! "
Nonsense, you¡¯ve been to a place you haven¡¯t heard of. Do you know where Ameili¡¯s country is? A country bumpkin!
"Taixi, it's the land of the far west!" Although the two lolita in front of him are very bumpkin, things like the problem lolita have privileges, so Wukong still explained to them seriously, "From the Chang'an Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty Going west is the Western Region, and then going west is
"Xitian!" The big Lolita raised her hand to answer!
Um! You are so knowledgeable. If I had known you a few years ago, I would have thrown you into the hands of Monk Xuanzang!
"The Western Heaven, that is, Tianzhu, to be precise, is not to the west of our Tang Dynasty, but to the southwest, after Tubo has passed!" Wukong seriously educated the two lolita on their illiteracy, "And from the Western Region of the Tang Dynasty to the North If we go west, we will reach the Great Food Country! And if we continue to go west, we will reach the land of Taixi!"
"So that's how it is!" Big Loli exclaimed, "Little monk, you actually know things about such a far away place?"
"Of course" A proud smile appeared on Wukong's face, "Xiaoji, I knew it five hundred years ago"
Before Wukong could finish his words, he heard the big lolita add another sentence, "This is actually all your nonsense, right?"
Although the little Loli didn¡¯t agree, the look in her eyes seemed to be what she thought too!
well! Wukong sighed depressedly, as the old saying goes, by the way: Without culture, it is really terrible!
"Haha" The big loli laughed softly, and her two big eyes were like crescent moons! At this time, the originally very quiet little Loli suddenly disappeared from Wukong and the others with a swipe of a swipe, and then appeared in front of a window near Wukong and the others with a swipe of a swipe, and then looked at Little Loli gently stretched out her hand, opened the window to a crack, and then looked out through the crack!
"What's the matter, little lady?" the big loli asked quickly.
"Reinforcements!" Little Loli looked out the window with a solemn expression! ·Ä
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