Chapter 45: Xiao Na is completely disappointed with the Lolita of the Tang Dynasty!
????????? Zi once said: People who work together are enemies!
Wukong once said: As a monk, you don¡¯t need a reason to deal with Taoist priests! Of course, there is no need for a reason to clean up the monks and frame the Taoist priests!
One word: cool!
Just when the monk holding the window had just finished speaking, and before the group of monks rushed up, Wukong had already let out a strange scream, then dragged the spear in his hand and rushed towards these monks at the head of the pack! When Wukong's brave move fell into the eyes of the two lolita next to him, they were immediately shocked!
You know, Wukong is still the prey of Qingyin little Lolita, and the little Lolita has also fought against him. Netizens of the "" novel said immodestly that the little Loli believed that if she was given a suitable opportunity, she would be able to kill this little bald monk and complete her mission!
But even the little Loli herself would not dare to rush directly into so many monks. After all, a person only has two hands. If there are more than a dozen people holding weapons around him, even the gods will not be able to bear it!
Generally speaking, no matter how high the skill is, when facing a group fight, they will use the tactics of roaming and defeating each other. If you don't have an indestructible body, it will be similar to rushing into the crowd to play unparalleled lawn mowing and other difficult tasks. It¡¯s better not to try this thing!
"Little Bald what do you want to do?" The big Loli holding the horse-killing sword said anxiously, "Are you crazy?"
Correspondingly, after seeing Wukong's actions, the gang of thieves suddenly showed evil smiles on their faces. At the same time, several MTs holding shields such as windows raised their shields high to greet them, while others held up DPS people carrying long weapons such as brooms and lampstands followed closely behind, while melee professions carrying flasks and other similar weapons were scattered on both sides!
Although they are enemies, facing such a professional team, Wukong can't help but admire these thieves!
Amid the proud laughter of these thieves, Wukong paused in front of a few cases more than two meters away in front of them, "Wu Liang Tianzun, you thieves are so professional, Master Tao Now I really doubt what your profession is? But it doesn¡¯t matter, no matter what you are, your technology tree is still short!"
"Two loli" Wukong turned his head and said to Qingyin Loli and the other two, "Yes, that means you guys. Have you seen that screen? Hurry up and hide behind the screen." Master, I¡¯m going to use more tricks!¡±
As he spoke, Wukong didn't know when a thick bamboo tube appeared in his hand. With a strange smile on his face, he rotated the bottom of the bamboo tube with his hand, and then heard a crisp sound, like a sickle. The flints clashed together, and then a squeaking sound was heard coming from the bamboo tube.
"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Hurry and hide behind the screen!" Wukong turned around and shouted to the two lolita, then waved his hand and threw the bamboo tube in his hand towards the middle of the group of monks, and then he made a skillful move He rolled back, his whole body hiding behind the case, "You gang of thieves, look at my five thunder rectification method! Taishang Laojun"
Just when Wukong rolled after his performance. Although the two lolita felt a little baffled, they still followed Wukong's instructions and hid behind the screen!
Just when they had just ducked behind the screen, they heard a shocking loud noise coming from the middle of the hall, followed immediately by an extremely miserable cry! Among the screams, there was also the voice of the little bald donkey chanting a curse, "hurry up like a law!"
When the explosion ended, the two lolita who poked their heads out from behind the screen were completely stunned by the scene in front of them!
The middle of the entire hall seemed to have suddenly turned into a hell of flesh and blood. More than a dozen or twenty bald thieves who were still proud of themselves have now fallen down. The remaining ones are all covered in blood, as if they had just been killed. It looks like he had dozens of cuts on his body!
"How many people survived!" At this moment, Wukong's somewhat dissatisfied muttering came to the ears of the two lolita, "It's frustrating. The killing range is too small. It seems that the shell of this bamboo is not strong enough. Awesome, but the technology tree is still climbing too slowly, giving me a headache!"
He said he had a headache, but Wukong's movements were not slow at all. Before the two lolita could react from this miserable scene, he had already rushed to these people with a spear, and One shot made a hole in the throat of a bald thief who was standing outside and was not injured by his anti-infantry grenade!
In less than half a minute, these explosions andFour or five of the thieves who escaped with their lives under the flying shrapnel and steel balls were sent to hell by Wukong!
"Infinite Heavenly Lord, I'm talking about two lolita, what are you waiting for?" After seeing that there was no longer a bald thief in good health in the hall, Wukong turned his head and shouted impatiently, "There are at least five or six in this temple. Ten bald thieves, are you still planning to wait for reinforcements to come and outflank us?"
Under Wukong¡¯s reminder, these two lolita finally reacted and immediately followed out with weapons in hand!
"Three times!" Qingyin little Loli suddenly said something inexplicable to Wukong! Just when Wukong was wondering, the big Lolita holding a zanma sword explained on the side, "What our little lady means is that even if there are fifty or sixty bald thieves here, you only need to come three more times like just now, It¡¯s all done!¡±
I¡¯ll wipe it! Little loli, you can actually shorten such a long sentence to just two words. You are so powerful!
"Do you think my anti-infantry trigger steel ball grenade is so easy to make?" Wukong led the two lolita out of the hall door without hesitation, "This thing is high-tech. How many floors are there?" Such high-tech products, do you think they are potatoes, and you only spend 100 yuan to buy a sack?"
The little loli who was running blinked her eyes and showed a strange look to Wukong!
"What our little lady wants to tell you is that she didn't understand what you said at all!" The big loli continued to explain dutifully, "For example, we don't understand anything about high technology or potatoes. !¡±
"It's okay if you don't understand. High-tech things are not something ordinary people can understand!" Wukong suddenly accelerated, and then stabbed out with a spear. Just when Wukong's spear had just reached the corner, the place where there was no one at all happened to be. A dark figure holding a knife appeared!
After a scream, the spear in Wukong's hand had already penetrated the black shadow's belly!
Just when the black shadow just let out a scream, the big Lolita who was following Wukong had appeared in front of him without a trace, and then raised his sword with a swipe!
Okay, now Wukong knows why after he entered the hall, he found that the three dead bald donkeys on the ground had all run away from home!
Lolita who likes to chop people¡¯s heads off, this hobby is reallyunique!
After seeing this lolita, Wukong suddenly felt that Dong Xiaowan, the big lolita who threatened to shoot Wukong to death with a sun-shooting crossbow all day long, suddenly became gentle!
The Lolita of the Tang Dynasty were so fierce!
At this time, Wukong and the others could already hear the noisy sounds coming from behind him. Wukong knew without looking that it was probably the monks who had been woken up, as well as the monks who were participating in Huanxi Zen and were disturbed by him. After discovering something was wrong in the hall, they would probably pick up the guy and chase him out!
But it¡¯s not a big problem. After all, I killed a dozen thief bald men by myself, and the remaining thief bald men probably won¡¯t chase them out right away until they figure out the situation!
In fact, during the investigation just now, Wukong already had a very clear understanding of this thief's den. For example, there were at least fifty or sixty people here. Whether they were all monks or not, Wukong couldn't say. Anyway, they were mostly It¡¯s just that some of them are bald. It¡¯s hard to say whether they are all monk Wukong from Qiling Temple. Anyway, Fahai must be!
Of course, the number of people is not the key issue. The key thing is that Wukong can see almost all kinds of weapons in the room of these thieves
¡°You say, what do a bunch of bald monks want with so many weapons? Even the monks in the Shaolin Temple are not so popular that everyone has a sword. In fact, most of the Shaolin monks use sticks. For example, HP's best weapon is a stick!
Of course, this is not to mention the famous story of the Thirteen-stick Monk having sex with Li Shimin!
But the guys here all have weapons, including swords, guns, swords and halberds, but no sticks! Damn it, there is no stick. Can this monk without a stick be called a monk?
With what he saw, coupled with the information he got from interrogating Mingxing and the others, Wukong suspected that Fahai and his group of monks, like Mingxing and the others, had a part-time job as a gangster! Of course, this is just Wukong's own suspicion. After all, Fahai, who was finally knocked unconscious, has been stabbed to death by a tough loli with a dagger!
So, for things like Loli, you must not give them any weapons, such as a sun-shooting crossbow, a sun-shooting crossbow, a sun-shooting crossbow!
"Kill out?" Qingyin Loli looked at Wukong and asked softly!
??"Well, what our little lady means is" The big loli tried to continue explaining!
"There's no need to explain this, I understand it, Xiaoji!" Wukong took the spear in his hand back from the stomach of the unfortunate guy whose head was beheaded by Loli, "Well, we can only fight out through the gate. Because there are a lot of traps dug around the wall of this courtyard, and it would be a waste of time to climb over the wall!"
The Qingyin little loli didn¡¯t answer Wukong¡¯s words, but followed Wukong without saying a word while holding the dagger!
Fortunately, Wukong and the others chose a good time period. At this time, most of the monks had already carried their sister to meditate and participate in Happy Zen. The dozen or so monks who stayed in the hall just didn't like to practice by themselves, but I want to form a team, so there are not many people!
Of course, there are even fewer people staying near the gate at this time! Wukong and the others rushed out and used a surprise attack to kill two or three people who came to the hall to check after hearing the noise. They rushed to the door smoothly!
"There are only two people left here at the concierge. One of you two and I will take care of the two concierges. Whoever is left will open the door!"
Wukong gave a casual command, then took the spear in his hand and rushed towards a figure coming out of the concierge. "The thief is bald. If you dare to steal the master's wife from the Taoist master, you will die!"
Before the figure could react to what was going on, Wukong's gun had already hit him in the stomach. However, the figure obviously had some time to block Wukong's shot with a flick of the knife in his hand. gun!
Just when Wukong rushed forward, Qingyin's little loli's eyes happened to glance at Wukong's back, and the little hand holding the dagger suddenly tightened! Well, if at this moment, I stab this little bald monk in the back, my mission will be completed!
This thought flashed through the little Loli's mind, and was immediately suppressed by the Little Loli! snort! He is the most outstanding disciple of Yin Sha, and the next generation of Yin Niang will not use such an unfair method to cheat! Even if they want to kill this little monk, they must kill him face to face in an upright manner!
Thinking about it, the little Loli already held the dagger, ran out from the right side of Wukong, and met another figure with a weapon who came out of the concierge! "Open the door!"
"Yes!" The big Loli, who completely understood the little Loli's words, immediately understood that the little lady's words meant that she was going to deal with that person and open the door herself, so the big Loli immediately turned around and ran towards the house. He ran through the door!
At this time, the spear shot by Wukong who rushed up first had been blocked by this figure. Then he saw Wukong immediately spin his wrist, and the spear immediately changed from a straight thrust to a sweep, but the guy on the opposite side also Not easy, the long knife in his hand moved horizontally again, blocking Wukong's attack again!
Not only that, but in the next step, the figure used the knife in his hand as a buffer and rushed in front of Wukong. At this moment, Wukong was completely unable to use the spear in his hand!
As the saying goes, an inch long, an inch strong! An inch short, an inch dangerous! It¡¯s about the attack distance of a weapon. For example, the two-meter long spear in Wukong¡¯s hand now has its best attack distance between 1.5 and 2.5 meters. If the enemy is two meters away, If it's beyond Mi Wu, then Wukong will definitely not be able to stab it! But if the enemy rushes into a distance of 1.5 meters, then the spear is useless!
Although Wukong cannot see the expression of his opponent now, Wukong can imagine that the person in front of him must have a very proud look on his face now!
well! I'm so sorry, Xiaona, I can't let you continue to be so proud!
Just when this man blocked the spear of the little Taoist priest in front of him, he rushed in. Before he could take action, the little Taoist priest made a very strange move behind him!
He let go of his right hand and held it at the end of the spear! Then the man was surprised to see that the little Taoist priest actually pulled out a long sword from the inside of the spear!
"Sorry" he heard the little Taoist priest say to him, "Actually, Master Taoist, I am a swordsman"
Before the figure could understand why his opponent could conjure a long sword from a spear, a bright sword flower bloomed in front of his eyes, and he suddenly felt his throat It felt cold for a moment, and then the whole person seemed to have no strength!
Then, an inexplicable thought suddenly appeared in his mind: "These damn Taoist priests are much worse than us monks"
Just after Wukong killed this guy, he was going to help that little loli.At that moment, I saw the little loli pull the dagger out of the other person's back, and then heard two thumps in succession, and both of them fell to the ground!
"Tie!" Wukong saw the twelve or thirteen-year-old little loli looking at him with big bright eyes and said calmly!
"Well, what our little lady means is" The big Loli who just opened the door turned her head, "She and you had a tie in the killing competition just now!"
Damn it, I understand this sentence!
After seeing these two lolita who don't take human life seriously at all and even talk about killing contests so easily, I then think about the lolita in my home who clamored to shoot herself to death when nothing happened. , Wukong sadly discovered that he was completely disappointed with the Lolita of the Tang Dynasty!
Um! Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I can't be completely disappointed. At least the one I have at home, my sister-in-law Cen Daoyun's lolita, seems to be very cute!
??????????????????????????? Well, you must take good care of this lolita yourself, and you must not be infected by these violent lolita!
"Let's go!" Qingyin little Loli glanced at Wukong who was in a daze, said lightly, and then took the lead and walked towards the door!
"What our little lady means is" the big loli standing by the door explained immediately!
"I know, I know" Wukong shook his head and followed helplessly, "I understand this, you don't need to explain it!"
"You can actually understand what our little lady is saying!" The big Loli threw aside the sword in her hand and said to Wukong with a smile on her face, "You little baldmonk is really powerful, even the big lady sometimes I can¡¯t even hear what the little lady is trying to say!¡±
Nonsense! It's normal if you don't understand, okay? In fact, you should check carefully why you can understand, right?
After Wukong and the three of them rushed out of the gate and turned directly onto the streets of Yangzhou, the two lolita stopped! Qingyin little loli then looked at Wukong with a seemingly indifferent look, "Thank you! Goodbye!"
"What my little lady means is that we are very grateful to you for saving us. It's time for us to break up now, but she will come to you again in the future. Let's meet then!" Big Loli explained to Wukong seriously. After a pass, he hurriedly ran in the direction of the big loli who had left!
I¡¯ll wipe it! The little Loli only said four words in total. Can it really contain so many meanings?
PS: If you see Qingyin Loli say something that is normal, it must be a psychological activity, well, it¡¯s Jiang Zi!