It should be said that Qingyin little loli is still very alert, but she is a little less knowledgeable!
Obviously, the bad guys in the house here are all bald, or at least half of them are bald, but among the people here, there is not a single bald man, so no matter which angle you look at it, this They shouldn't be reinforcements, right? It is more appropriate to say that it is a gangster attack than reinforcements!
"Coughcough" Wukong put his hand to his mouth and coughed twice, "Whichcute little loli, the one you saw is indeed a reinforcement, but Xiao Na thinks Those should not be reinforcements from the thief bald men!"
Qingyin little Loli turned her head. Although she couldn't see her face clearly, there was still a questioning look in her two big eyes. Baidu search "" and quickly enter this site. Then at this time, the little Loli's translator Big Loli immediately spoke, "Our little lady asked you, how do you know?"
"Of course I know, Xiaoji" Wukong said in a weird tone, "Are those people all wearing the same clothes, with a piece of white cloth hanging on their sleeves?"
The two lolita looked outside, then nodded, "That's right!"
"Are most of those people holding hooks and sickles?"
"right!"
"Is the leader a man in black holding a long knife?"
"That's not right!"
"Isn't that right?" Wukong said doubtfully, "That shouldn't be the case. The one who leads the team should be Brother Gui Che"
"The leader is a little girl wearing goose-yellow clothes!" Big Loli explained to Wukong, "Behind this little girl stood a man wearing black clothes and holding a long knife!"
I¡¯ll wipe it! It must be Dong Xiaowan, a big lolita, who sneaked out!
"Well, this is not the point!" Wukong touched his nose embarrassedly, "Anyway, these people are indeed reinforcements, but they are my reinforcements, so that's right!"
The little Loli said nothing and continued to look at him with her two big shining eyes! The translator next to her immediately spoke out for her, "What our little lady means is, why do you want so many people to come over and what do you want to do?"
What do you want to do? There is no need to ask this. Since we have already made enemies with those thieves and bald men, we must not stop doing anything and directly find someone to kill them all. Otherwise, what do you think I will do?
But before returning directly like this, Wukong suddenly thought of one thing. Could this little loli be the kind of person who wants to avenge her own revenge, and who can't die in the hands of others? ?
"This" Wukong's eyes rolled, "If I tell you, Xiaona, I want to deal with these flower monks for the sake of justice in the world, for the peace of the world, and for the purity of Buddhism, you guys Believe it or not?"
The little loli's face was serious and expressionless, while the big loli bit her finger and replied, "Really? I can't believe that a bald monk like you is so kind!"
Please! Do you think that after hearing this reason from me, I will think that I am telling the truth?
"Anyway, that's it!" Looking at the simple loli in front of him, Wukong suddenly felt guilty that he was bullying the child, "Xiaoji, my reinforcements have arrived, so I have to go down and help those children now. Let¡¯s take a look at the color of the thief, two lolita, do you want to take revenge together?¡±
The little Loli still didn¡¯t say a word, but after knowing that the reinforcements were not a group of thieves, the little Loli once again walked to the window where the thieves were monitored!
"What our little lady means is that if you want to lead people to catch those thieves, go ahead. We will take advantage of you to rush in and fish in troubled waters Ah!" Before the big Loli could finish her words, she saw The little Loli who was standing aside had already kicked him from below without any emotion!
Wukong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and couldn't help but say that this big lolita is really simple and honest. Compared with her in talking, Xiaowan Loli is as cunning as a fox!
"That's it, then you guys take your time and work, I'll take my leave first!"
After coming down from upstairs, Wukong quickly climbed over the wall again and met Brother Gui Che and the others who had led the team to the intersection. Sure enough, as the two lolita said, Dong Xiaowan, a big lolita, was not willing to be lonely. She ran over and not only brought out her precious sun-shooting crossbow, she also had a short sword on her waist!
To be honest, this dagger is basically a toy made by Wukong for her. Although the shape is extremely gorgeous and similar to the weapons in online games, as long as you have good knowledge of the weapon,?Those who know it can see that this is exactly the same thing!
But for the big Lolita, given her pitiful close combat ability, it would be the same to give her a fish intestine sword or something similar. Anyway, given the poor accuracy of the Big Lolita, It is said that if you cut ten knives, you will basically miss ten knives. If you cut 100 knives, you will basically miss 100 knives. Any weapon you use is useless!
Therefore, Wukong feels that as long as the big Loli can skillfully use the sun-shooting crossbow, everything will be enough!
"Little bald ladle, little bald ladle" The big lolita who can lead a team to kill people was very active and waved happily to Wukong, "Where are we going to grab a vote? I will let Qiu Uncle, they have their pockets ready!"
I said! Was Dong Jingzhen really the captain of the Sui Dynasty back then? What did you do when you weren't serving as a captain?
"Little Langjun!" Brother Gui Che came over, greeted Wukong, and then stood there motionless!
"I said Brother Gui Che, aren't you going to ask me why I called you here?" Seeing Brother Gui Che's appearance, Wukong asked curiously.
"No need!" Brother Gui Che replied coolly, "Since Boss Wenli asked me to help you, Xiao Langjun, then no matter what you want to do, Mr. Xiao Lang, I will definitely help you do it! "
This sentence is so powerful!
Wukong suddenly felt a surge of heart, "Okay, if that's the case, I won't be polite to you! Brother Gui Che, take half of your brothers with you, then go through this street, turn a corner, and then where Rush in through a side door! The rest of the people, led by me, rush in through the main entrance here. Let¡¯s attack from both front and back!¡±
"Okay!" Qiu Guili replied without hesitation!
"Well! There are about three to four hundred people in this house, most of them are women, and there are dozens of hundred flower monks!" Wukong continued, "Catch as many alive as possible if you can, and kill those who can't!"
"Okay!" Brother Gui Che agreed crisply, then turned around and shouted to the more than a hundred people behind him, "Teams 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are coming with me. The rest of the people stay here and follow Xiao Langjun. !¡±
With a crash, about fifty or so people separated, followed Brother Gui Che, and surrounded him in the direction of the back door pointed by Wukong!
"Brothers" Wukong turned around and waved to the rest of the people, "Today's work has been hard for you brothers, but don't worry, my righteous and generous man, Master Wukong, will definitely not let all the brothers' hard work go in vain! Now, everyone, follow me, let¡¯s"
The big loli jumped onto a dismounting stone on the side, and waved the sun-shooting crossbow in her hand with a majestic hand, "Go and grab a *** vote!"
You, a lolita, know how to grab a *** vote!
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡ Even when Wukong was alone in Chang'an to deal with Wang Shenxian Wang Yuanzhi, he didn't feel as happy as he does now!
He rushed to the door, waved his hand and said, "Come on!" Then he rushed out and a dozen boys rushed out. After three times, five divided by two, he climbed onto the wall. Then some were responsible for jumping down to open the door, and some were responsible for dealing with the people in the concierge. Guard, after two screams of ah, the door opened! Then Wukong can walk in with Ba Ye steps like the leader inspecting!
It¡¯s so awesome that I can¡¯t explain it!
Why are there so many people in this world who want to be leaders? This kind of support, and the feeling of being able to do anything by just using your mouth is so cool!
"Brothersthe people behind youwell, your Loli lady is watching you, and Brother Wenli is waiting for the news of your victory!" Wukong waved his hand and pressed forward, "Come on. !¡±
"Kill" A heroic figure rushed out at the lead!
?????????? Okay, brothers didn¡¯t rush, the big loli rushed out!
"What are you still doing? Hurry up and protect the big Lolita!" Wukong shouted in a low voice to the idiots around him, "We men are not dead yet. When will it be Lolita's turn to charge? I'll go up, if it's just a man, hurry up and let me go up to you!"
Encouraged by Wukong, these people immediately rushed forward with high morale. Of course, if they knew what a pure man was, I believe they would not be as excited as the downloaders, and every one of them would be as excited as a chicken blood!
I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s because Wukong killed a lot of people. This time Wukong led his people all the way to the hall, and they only met four night watchmen. Of course, all these unlucky guys were arrested, and someThis brave guy wanted to yell, but he was shot with seven or eight holes in his body by a hook and sickle gun, and then he reported to the West with glory!
After Wukong and the big Loli occupied the hall, he immediately divided these people into ten groups and began to sweep the front yard and various side courtyards!
The battle scenes were lackluster. One side was prepared, fully armed, and well prepared, while the other side was unprepared and fighting on their own. Moreover, most people were woken up in bed with their bare buttocks. In this comparison, These thieves basically didn't cause any losses to the people brought by Wukong!
Most of the thieves chose to surrender, and the few who preferred to die were basically captured alive. Of course, there were inevitably a lot of bloody wounds on their bodies. After all, they were captured with hooks and sickles. It would be really difficult for a person with his buttocks to avoid getting some wounds!
"Report" A brother with a tattoo of Brother Li ran into the hall from outside and whispered to Wukong, "Two more corpses of monks were found in the left side courtyard. They fell outside the door with weapons in their hands. , it seems like he just went out and was stabbed to death!"
Well, this is already the eighth corpse that Wukong and the others found when they started cleaning up the front yard. As for the person who did it, Wukong knew without guessing, which two ferocious lolita must have done the good deed! But these two lolita are really awesome. They spread their talk to so many people, but no one saw them kill with their own eyes!
It¡¯s really elusive!
Wukong gently touched his chin with his hand. This is the so-called ability to assassinate in person without others noticing!
But these two lolita were really ruthless. In such a short time, more than ten lives were lost! So, for a creature like Loli who has not yet formed a normal outlook on life and world view, you absolutely cannot give her a killer weapon! Otherwise, this will definitely be the result now!
"Don't worry about those dead people, and don't worry about who killed them!" Wukong waved his hand, "We are just here to deal with the thief, and the rest has nothing to do with us!"
Just when Wukong had almost finished cleaning up all the thieves in the front yard, Brother Gui Che also almost cleaned up all the people in the backyard. The situation went so smoothly that even Wukong couldn't accept it!
What are you doing?
Wukong really couldn't understand it. It would be fine if he and the two loli had not caused trouble here before. But the problem was that not only did he and the two loli cause a big fuss here, but also he and the two loli made a big fuss here. When Li fought her way out of here, she killed at least a dozen more people, and then the remaining guys were still so unaware!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This is unscientific!
And there is another thing that worries Wukong very much, that is, the number of these bandits is far more than the one hundred people he estimated. In fact, the number of these bandits actually exceeds two hundred and fifty. If If you count the people killed by you and those two lolita, especially those two lolita who later killed more than a dozen people!
"Then the number of bald thieves in this yard is over three hundred!" Damn it! Thieving monks in their early three hundred years, and they are all strong ones, and they all have weapons! Wukong was horrified to find that he had discovered something extraordinary, seemingly unintentionally!
Originally, Wukong actually just thought that this was a place where a bunch of flower monks hide their beauty in their golden houses! Becoming a monk only means shaving your hair, not cutting off your hair. There are still physiological needs! Otherwise, where did the legend that monks are hungry ghosts in lust come from!
But no matter what, three hundred flower monks is too much!
And when Wukong rescued the two lolita, he also knew one thing, that is, the dead fat black monk Fa Hai of the Zen Sect in Qiling Temple, Wei Na, seemed to be very authoritative in this courtyard!
But here's the problem. Wukong remembers clearly that Qiling Temple is the largest Zen monastery in Yangzhou, but there don't seem to be as many as 300 people up and down. In other words, either these monks are not from Qiling Temple. Either Qiling Temple secretly hid these monks!
No matter which one of these two conclusions is true, it seems that it is a scandal for Zen Buddhism!
"Now we're in big trouble!" Wukong rubbed his forehead with his hand in embarrassment, "I'm so depressed, Xiaoji, I really didn't want to make things so big!"
"What should we do now?" Brother Gui Che also noticed this and stood aside and whispered to Wukong! "It seems we have stung a hornet's nest!"
"So what!" Wukong patted his face hard, "Things are already like this,Can it be undone by saying we apologize now? "
"Of course not!" Brother Gui Che replied without hesitation!
"So" Wukong sneered, "Let's interrogate the matter first and then talk about it!"
"Yes!" Brother Gui Che agreed without hesitation, "I will arrange for the brothers to interrogate these guys separately!"
"No need to go to so much trouble!" Wukong poked the ground gently with his tin stick, "Let's hurry up now! Well, you, by the way, I'm talking about you, little one. Come out, little one!"
Following Wukong¡¯s words, the men of the two tattooed brothers next to him had already grabbed a bald monk from the crowd, "In which temple did you become a monk, and what is your Buddhist name?"
"Bah!" The monk spit on the ground angrily!
"Pull it to the side and chop it!" Wukong waved his hand lightly! The remaining monks who followed him were horrified to see this hard-boned monk being dragged to the corner of the hall by two people, and his head was chopped off with a knife!
Watching the monk's bald head fall off his neck, then bounce twice on the ground, and roll towards their direction, Wukong keenly noticed that the faces of several monks in the crowd suddenly became ugly. Get up!
"You, it's you!" Wukong casually nodded at another monk whose expression remained unchanged, who seemed to be a hard-line monk, "What's your name?"
"Bah!" This guy is indeed a hardliner!
"Cut it off!" Wukong waved his hand lightly again. This time he didn't even say anything about dragging it aside. This time, without waiting for others to take action, Brother Gui Che directly waved his knife! With a bang, the monk's neck was cut in half with a knife, but his head had not fallen off yet, and there was still a layer of skin attached!
¡°Then I saw the monk¡¯s head tilted and fell onto another monk next to him. Then I saw the monk shouting with fear on his face, ¡°Ah!¡±
"What's the ghost's name?" Wukong raised his hand and poked the frightened monk with his tin staff. "It's your turn this time. What's your name?"
Before the monk could answer, he saw Wukong wave his hand gently, "If you don't answer, you have the guts! Cut it off!"
"My name is Tuesday" The monk knelt down in a pool of blood with a plop, his head banging on the ground, "This little master, you can kill anyone you ask, please spare your life!"