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Part One: The Rise of Jiujiang Chapter 19: Xiaona tries to reason with you, but you insist on talking about fists!

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    "I admire Akon, Auf provokes me Ode"

    "Wukong, what are you doing?" Zhixing poked his head out of the cabin and looked at Wukong who was standing on the bow of the ship, with his hands spread out in the shape of a cross, "You are standing there like a fool!"

    "Um" Wu Neng said softly on the side, "Don't you have to be a fool every once in a while? Uncle Zhixing, you're not used to it yet!"

    "Oh!" Zhixing said with a look of realization on his face, "You are right, Bajie, I can't tell you are quite smart!"

    Regarding the nonsense that Bajie and Zhixing were talking about behind their backs, Wukong rarely took it seriously, because he was in a really cheerful mood right now.

    In fact, as soon as Wukong thought about yesterday morning, Cen Daoyun's sister-in-law used a spoon and rice in front of him, successfully making the little guy choke and roll his eyes. Then, under his own reminder, he hurriedly planned to put his hands into the little guy's mouth.  As soon as he took out the meal, Wukong felt indescribably cheerful!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Well, I will live the rest of my life pointing to this joke!

    ¡°Besides, why do you think your sister-in-law was so agitated at that time?

    You are jealous, you must be jealous!

    But even if my sister-in-law is jealous, what can I do?  I have to say, Wukong held his chin with his hand and thought in embarrassment, my sister-in-law is really pitiful, her husband left her hometown because of the rebellion, although she fell in love with a handsome, outstanding, and outstanding woman.  Dragon and phoenix, unparalleled in the world Well, I will omit a thousand words of comments about this good man below.

    But this good man is also a monk, and he is also a good monk who piously plans to become a Buddhist!

    You said this is a joke, this is the real trick of fate!

    "I was worried that being sentimental would harm my holy life, and when I entered the mountains, I was afraid that I would not be able to fall in love with you. I will be safe in this world, and I will live up to the Tathagata and I will live up to you." Wukong stood on the bow of the boat with his hands behind his back. His tiger body shook, and he let out a slight sigh.  Is there any way to have both?  Well, of course there is, otherwise why would I insist on not getting a seal for myself?  Just for this kind of thing to happen now.

    Wukong looked at the sky with his eyes, the clouds were calm and the wind was light.

    In order that all the female Bodhisattvas in the world can be saved, Xiao Na, how can I not work hard for my own selfish thoughts?  well!  A good monk like Xiao Na, who is able to go to the temple and enter the boudoir, is so rare and valuable!

    "Wukong, it's time to eat"

    "What are you doing, bother me at this time? Didn't you realize something from my posture?"  well!  Even if you are a hero, you will inevitably encounter some mundane things!  Wukong let out a long sigh and didn't look back, "Didn't I tell you, Xiaoji, I'm in the middle of enlightenment and meditation, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!"

    "Uncle, there are delicious steamed buns"

    "Get out! You think I'm the loser of Sanbaozi. I can't walk when I see Baozi!"

    "Wukong" Three Baozi stuck his head out and said weakly, "When did the poor monk see Baozi and he couldn't walk."

    "You do it all the time!" Wukong waved his hand, "If you have nothing to do, go and eat your buns!"

    "Wukong, come in and eat!" Brother HP said in a deep voice in the cabin.

    Well, even heroes, in this dark Middle Ages, have to lower their noble heads!  Wukong sighed deeply in his heart, then turned around with a smile on his face, "Brother HP, here I come!"

    Today is already the second day after Wukong and the others set out from Jiangzhou. Although Ms. Cen Daoyun, the sister-in-law of Lu¡¯s parents, was very dissatisfied with Wukong¡¯s coming to Hangzhou, she had no way to deal with a completely disobedient brother-in-law.  In the end, we can only say goodbye reluctantly. Of course, Wukong himself thinks so.

    Before Wukong set off from Lu Mansion, when his sister-in-law Cen Daoyun said goodbye to her, she once again very politely asked Wukong to go to a certain tableware woman on her behalf when he arrived in Hangzhou, such as the plate lady, the bowl girl, etc.  say hello.

    ¡°Well, my sister-in-law is so knowledgeable and reasonable!

    Of course, when Wukong set out this time, in addition to the brothers he brought with him, there was also an important guest, Ms. Xiao Yueyue, one of the top ten famous flowers in Yangzhou!

    It is said that since Ms. Xiao Yueyue was assassinated last time, she immediately became a frightened bird. Even when she lived in the Lu Mansion, she never went out every day, or even opened the windows.

    This time she can be taken away, and Wukong has really been coercing her for a long time.  And Wukong finally promised that there was no need for Xiao Yueyue to show up, she only needed to return to Yangzhou quietly, and then find the killer in Wukong.When the pity Mingxin believed that the monk was the murderer, she just secretly went to identify him.

    After clarifying that destroying the enemy is the most effective way to preserve oneself, and seeing the shining silver, and finally Wukong promised to help her get rid of her citizenship after the matter was done, Xiao Yueyue, although trembling,  But he still followed Wukong on the pirate ship back to Yangzhou.

    That¡¯s right, it¡¯s a pirate ship, because the ship Wukong and the others are traveling on is not a passenger ship from Jiangzhou to Hangzhou, but a pirate ship used by the Sanjiang Gang to sell salt.

    They are said to be pirate ships, but in fact these ships are made in the shipyard controlled by Wukong, and are specially made ships specially used to sell Si salt.  Of course, this kind of special ship is actually similar to the traveling ship more than a thousand years later, that is, it is the kind of structure with a sealed and waterproof box installed under the bottom of the ship.

    If someone comes to check, they will throw the boxes and goods directly into the water first.  After the inspection person leaves, shake the pulley and use the rope hanging on the box to lift the cargo and continue to hang it under the boat.

    More than a thousand years later, this method of cheating has become a bad thing, but in this dark Middle Ages, this method is still extremely easy to use.

    In fact, taking the land route from Jiangzhou to Hangzhou is much closer than the water route, because the water route needs to go directly down the Yangtze River, and then after arriving in Yangzhou, it can then change to the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal. This way, it is basically a water route.  The distance becomes more than twice that of the land route.

    So in the end, after Wukong struggled for a long time, he decided to take a boat to Yangzhou first, leave Xiao Yueyue and Sanbaozi behind for an unannounced visit, and then go with the boat to Hangzhou to talk to Bai Wenli before returning to Yangzhou.

    You know, among the TV series that Wukong watched most in his previous life were various interviews with emperors in private.  Although Wukong is not an emperor or an official now, he is the temple master appointed by the Zen sect. The temple master is the master of a temple. What an awesome position. It is said that there are hundreds of people below who can manage it.

    With such a big leader coming down, how can we not do an incognito interview?  Especially after his ex was hacked to death in the street, he had to conduct an incognito interview.

    What, you said incognito si interviews are dangerous?

    "Nonsense, if it's safe and pretentious, I'll do it myself, why don't I leave these things to Sanbaozi and the others?"

    After two voyages, Wukong and his ship could already see the dock of Yangzhou.

    Yangzhou once had a name called Jiangdu, which was one of the three capitals in the world at that time. Of course, that was a matter of the old society. Ever since Li Yuan, the former emperor of the Tang Dynasty, raised his army with the encouragement, assistance and urging of the current emperor Li Shimin, and now  After becoming emperor with the support of His Majesty the Emperor Li Shimin, the third capital among the three capitals in the world was no longer Yangzhou, but became Jinyang.

    However, due to geographical location, although Yangzhou is no longer the capital of the Yangtze River, it is still a prosperous and wealthy place in the south of the Yangtze River.  In fact, at this time, neither Suzhou nor Hangzhou, not even Jinling Stone City, can compete with Yangzhou.

    This is the international metropolis of the Tang Dynasty, second only to Chang'an and Luoyang, a true land of luxury and glamour.

    People today don¡¯t say that there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. In fact, this sentence did not appear until after the Song Dynasty. When people today talk about enjoyment, they only say, with a hundred thousand guan in their pockets, riding a crane down to Yangzhou!

    In fact, Wukong really didn't know that Yangzhou was so important in the Tang Dynasty when he just traveled through time. If he had known, he would definitely mobilize Bai Wenli to get himself the position of Yangzhou general instead of the current Hangzhou.  General's position.

    Of course, for such an important place as Yangzhou, even if Bai Wenli really planned to get it, he might not be able to get it.  From this perspective, Wukong's approach can be regarded as a mistake.

    The ship slowly sailed into the dock area of ??Yangzhou. Just as Wukong and his team's ship had just docked, the springboard had just been set up. Before they could get off the ship, they saw several big men with big muscles and round waists rushing onto the ship.  , and then rushed into the cabin without saying a word!

    "Namo, the great free-spirited king of Buddha!" ??Sanbaozi said with a sanctimonious look, chanted the Buddha's name and went up to him, "Tan Yue, what are you going to do?"

    "It's none of your business!" The big man in the lead pushed the three buns aside, and rushed into the cabin without politeness, "We want to search!"

    "Search?" San Baozi chased after him relentlessly, stopped the guy again and asked, "Then you don't know what kind of yamen you Tan Yue are?"

    "You don't care what kind of yamen I belong to!" The big man plucked the three buns twice more, but he had already reached the door of the cabin. The three buns were leaning against the door and he couldn't move them anymore.Get out of the way!  "

    "Everyone, Tan Yue!" San Baozi still had a solemn look on his face, "Poor monk"

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    Before San Baozi could finish speaking, he saw the big man punching him in the face impatiently, knocking San Baozi straight to the ground, and his nose suddenly started to bleed.

    "Damn bald donkey, how dare you block my way!" The big man retracted his fist and cursed, "If you want to die, just say something, and I will make it happen"

    boom!  ah!  Boom!  ah!

    Before the old man finished speaking, he heard a muffled bang, and then saw him grunting, holding his stomach and flying backwards from the door of the cabin. With a bang, his head was solid.  He actually hit the ladder in front of the door, followed by another scream!

    Next, everyone saw that at some point, Zhixing, who was still watching the excitement, had appeared at the door of the cabin. At the same time, he raised his right tui and assumed a kicking posture!

    "What the hell!" Zhixing put down his tui and clapped his hands, "You actually dare to hit even the monks. In the future, Quan Nima will be the material for roast duck in the eighteenth level of hell!"

    Just when Zhixing started to hit someone, Wukong rushed to San Baozi and pressed his hand on San Baozi's face several times.

    "How is it? Wukong!" Hearing the sound, HP also walked out of the cabin and asked with concern, "How is Junior Brother Sanbao?"

    Three Baozi shook his head and answered with difficulty.  "I do not¡¤¡¤¡¤¡¤¡¤¡¤"

    "You don't have your head!" Wukong slapped San Baozi on the face, "This is a serious concussion, a very serious disease!"

    "I really don't" San Baozi was still going to explain, but then Wukong unceremoniously took San Baozi's hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

    "Look, how serious this disease is!" Wukong said with a pitiful expression, "They are all starting to talk nonsense! Bajie, Huikong, help me help San Baozi to the gondola in the cabin."

    Following Wukong¡¯s order, the chubby monks Wu Neng and Huikong rushed forward to help Sanbaozi up and then dragged him into the cabin.

    While Wukong was dealing with these things, the big men outside the door also helped up the big man who fell at the door of the cabin. However, this one was much more stubborn than Sanbaozi. He had just been helped up by his own people.  He yelled and commanded the others, "Come on, come on and beat these damn bald donkeys to death!"

    As the big man shouted, the other big men immediately rushed up with a roar.

    But they soon discovered that something was wrong with this. If I put it more carefully, they discovered it when the second big man who rushed down was kicked out of the door again by Zhixing without mercy.  It was my own mistake to do so.

    The place where Wukong and the others are located is in the cabin of the ship, and this cabin is below the deck, so if they want to attack Zhixing, these big guys must first go down a ladder from the deck of the cabin.

    The problem is that the ladder is too narrow and can only accommodate one or two people at a time. The hatch is narrower than the ladder, which means it can only accommodate one person.  And when the nine-foot-tall, broad-shouldered and round-waisted monk Zhixing stood at the hatch, he looked like a king!

    Well, this King Kong is the protector of Buddhism, not some gorilla masturbating to a beautiful woman on a skyscraper!

    It is no exaggeration to say that for a muscular man like Zhixing, in order to get in and out of this hatch, he had to turn sideways, bend over and lower his head to squeeze out. If he had to hold his head high, he would have to chop two pieces into pieces.  It takes an arm and half a head to get out of the door.

    ??What is meant is that one man is in a position to stop ten thousand men from opening up, which refers to the current situation.

    By the time the third member of the gang was easily kicked from the door to the ladder by Zhixing, Wukong had already finished treating San Baozi's injuries and sent Bajie and Huikong to get San Baozi into the cabin.

    "Namo, the great free-spirited King Buddha!" ??Wukong looked at the group of big men in front of him and gave a standard look, "Dear Tan Yue, Xiaoji, let me talk to you about the truth!"

    "Who's talking nonsense to you!" The first man who was kicked out by Zhixing covered his head and shouted outside, "I must interrupt your tui!"

    "So?" Wukong walked to the door with a smile, patted Zhixing and asked him to get out of the way, and then walked out of the door with a smile, "Tan Yue, are you not going to reason with me?"

    Wukong¡¯s answer was a shout.  "Hit me!"

    "Okay, let's talk about fists!" Wu??Smilingly, he walked towards a big man rushing down from the ladder. When he took a step, he seemed to twist his body casually, and then everyone saw the big man condescendingly kicking Wukong.  The kick was easily dodged by Wukong.

    Not only that, after dodging the kick, Wukong casually reached out and grabbed the big man's ankle.

    "Fighting, kicking, tui, these all require basic skills." Wukong said with a smile, "And the most important of the basic skills is the flexibility of the body. Among the methods of training flexibility, the most basic one is this  "

    As he spoke, Wukong lowered his head, turned around, and pulled the big man's ankle with his hand. At the same time, he spun his other foot and kicked it out from bottom to top, hitting the big man's other leg. "  do the splits!"

    Following Wukong's tug and kick, the big man standing on top suddenly lost his balance. The front tui was pulled off by Wukong, and the back tui was kicked in the opposite direction by Wukong, and his body involuntarily  Under the influence of gravity, a gravitational acceleration movement was made. The middle part of the two tui directly hit the corner of the ladder with the help of Wukong.

    "ah!"

    A howl like a slaughtered pig rang out from the front of the cabin. Not to mention the entire ship, even the entire Yangzhou Nanguan Pier could hear it clearly.

    "Tan Yue!" Wukong let go of the big man's ankle, and then gently patted his face with his hand, "It is said that the fist cannot leave the hand and the movement cannot leave the mouth. You have to practice more. Look at how stiff the tui is.  It¡¯s so difficult to do a split, it¡¯s not okay!¡±

    But it was obvious that the guy who was holding his hands between his legs and rolling his eyes could no longer listen to Wukong's words.

    "Is there anyone else who wants to talk to me about fists?" Wukong, still with a gentle smile, walked up from the bottom of the stairs step by step, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter who it is, it's okay for two people to fly together.  Even if you want to join us in a group fight, I can also considerlearning from Master Guanxi and videotaping it for you!"

    "Give it to me!"

    Although Wukong defeated a big man easily, his seemingly thin body and childish face were not as powerful a deterrent as muscular warriors like Zhixing and HP.

    So as the big man roared, the remaining four or five people rushed over in a hurry.

    "Sports! Xiaona, I love sports the most!"!  .
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