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- When charging towards these big men, Wukong didn't forget to turn around and shout to Zhixing, "Brother Zhixing, keep an eye on these guys for me, don't let them slip away!"
"What the hell!" Zhixing walked out of the hatch with a depressed look on his face, "I knew it, I was just helping you to watch over your life!" As he said that, Zhixing reached out and grabbed him without any politeness. He picked up a guy who was planning to escape from the gangplank back to the pier to save others, and threw it in front of Wukong, "Here, hold on to you kid!"
"Hold me to death?" Wukong easily grabbed this guy's tui in the air, then turned sideways and hit Ya's little Jiji accurately with his shoulder. Then he heard a miserable cry, and this guy seemed to be Like a struck bird, he rolled his eyes in the air and fell straight to the ground.
At this time, everyone heard Wukong¡¯s proud laughter, ¡°How is that possible!¡±
I don¡¯t know if it was because the first guy¡¯s split just now gave Wukong inspiration. In short, almost everyone who was defeated by Wukong was forced to do a split, that is, the two tui were separated and used a small jiji. Hit the deck directly!
"Xiaoji, I saw the sultry nature of you bastards at a glance, so I gave this boat to you for masturbation." Wukong said shamelessly when he knocked a guy's little Jiji on the deck again. One sentence, "Although the deck of this boat is a bit worse than the kiln you went to, you have to understand that even if it is exactly the same thing, what you get for free is definitely not as good as what you get for money, right?"
"Exactly the same thing, what you get for free is not as good as what you get for money?" Zhixing stood in front of the springboard with his arms crossed, "Wukong, what are you talking about? Is there such a thing in the world?"
"That's right, online games!"
¡°What is a network adjustment game?¡±
"Senior brother, if you could live two thousand years, you would be able to see it!"
"roll!"
One kick forward and one kick behind! The movements were graceful and free, and while making these movements, Wukong also took a look at his current appearance on the water.
"Well! It seems like I'm a little more handsome again!"
Snapped!
In Wukong¡¯s narcissism, the last difficult gymnastics move, the split, appeared!
"Completed six difficult splits in a total of thirty-five seconds!" Wukong turned around and waved to the onlookers on the dock and those inside the hatch, "A new Tang Dynasty record has been set! Little I am the well-deserved split champion of Datang. Thank you, thank you!"
On the deck of the ship, there were five or six splitting champions lying around, covering their crotches and twitching non-stop, or props, and in the mouths of these props, they were Various generous and high-spirited sounds are made as accompaniment!
For example! Or say ah! Or say ahhhh!
"Thank you, everyone, thank you!" Wukong waved his hands around gracefully, "Friends on the dock, please raise your hands and let me see your smiles"
But it is a pity that the various generous and high-spirited sounds made by the splitting props around are really too loud. Although they can barely be regarded as one after another, they all do not follow the beat, and it will feel chaotic to human ears. The sound completely drowned out Wukong's voice.
"Give it all to me and shut up!"
After Wukong roared, he turned around and looked around, and found that those guys who had just completed a split and were screaming on the ground covering the area between their two tunicas, all ignored his words, one by one. Still screaming in agony.
The mob is like this, they have no ability to enforce orders and prohibitions at all!
A compassionate smile appeared on Wukong's face, and then he raised his hand and threw something hard towards the ground. Then he heard a loud bang, and the screaming guys were suddenly startled and stopped. He stopped and looked at Wukong standing in the middle of the cabin with surprised eyes.
"Isn't this right?" Wukong smiled and glanced around, "Now Xiaona, I'm here to beat the time for you. When you see my hand rising, you shout! When you see my hand waving, Just shout eh! Do you hear me?"
The big men present looked at Wukong like a madman, but no one agreed.
"Oh! Why do you always force me to do things I don't want to do?" Wukong took a slight step to the left, then stretched out his toes and gently touched the hand of this guy who was lying on the ground. , then stepped down hard, then rotated the foot left and right and crushed it., "Did you hear that?"
"Come into your mother"
"You don't have this chance" Wukong smiled brightly, "We don't have this tool to commit crimes anymore!"
"As he said that, he saw Wukong's foot stepping down hard, directly knocking the big man's hand and the important crime tools covered by his hand to the ground, and then he rotated left and right and crushed him again.
"Uh" Immediately, I heard the big man raise his neck and make a loud sound like a rooster crowing.
"You're not crushed to pieces?" A look of surprise appeared on Wukong's face, "This Tan Yue, are you the legendary leader of the Ming Cult, Yang Dingtian? Well, now that I have met a master, it seems that I I can¡¯t hide my feelings anymore, let¡¯s do this, Xiaoji, I will use all my skills to compete with you.¡±
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After seeing Wukong¡¯s action, the big man below immediately turned pale and shouted, ¡°I heard it, little master, did I hear everything?¡±
"Really?" Wukong asked with a smile, "What did you hear?"
"You raise your arms, I the little one will shout "ah", you wave your arms down, the little one will shout "yeah!"
"What is it?" Wukong raised his hand with a smile, and after a second's pause, he stomped on this guy's crotch unceremoniously! This kick was so powerful and heavy that the man suddenly let out a shrill scream, and his eyes almost turned white.
"ah!"
"I raised my hand when I saw Xiaoji, but he didn't move yet." Wukong was still smiling, but he didn't know that his current smile fell into the eyes of the big man on the ground. The devil is still scary! "If you don't know how to shout, I wouldn't mind helping you!"
"Yes, yes, I know everything!" The big man almost cried in grievance. Then he immediately saw Wukong wave his hand down again, so he immediately shouted "Yeah!" in a low voice!
"Isn't that right?" Wukong took his toes off the big man's crotch and said with a smile, "It's great if you were like this earlier, it would save everyone trouble!"
With that said, Wukong raised his hand again.
"ah!"
Wukong lowered his hand again!
"Um!"
Raise it up, "Ah!" Put it down, "Hmm!"
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhh! Uh-huh! Ahhhhhhhh!"
"That's right. Although your screams are not much better than killing pigs, the key point is the melody!" Wukong turned his head and glanced at the other big men who were split, "Do you all understand?"
"Into you"
Before the other big man could finish speaking, Wukong jumped over without hesitation and kicked him in the crotch.
"Ah!" Just when the big man's screams started to sound, Wukong had already answered with a smile, "I am waving my hand downwards now, you should say yes!"
As he spoke, Wukong raised his foot without hesitation and stomped it down again!
"Ah ah ah ah ah¡¡"
"Now, do you understand what I just said?" Wukong lowered his head and said to the prickly head with a smile.
"I understand, I understand!" The thorny head nodded like a rattle, "Little master, please show your respect!"
"Well, he finally understood it!" Wukong showed a childish look and turned to look at the other big men, "What about you, do you understand?"
"I understand, I understand!" After seeing this cruel little monk severing his descendants without hesitation, these big men all nodded in succession for fear that they would answer a little slower, and then they were beaten by this shameless little monk. The monk jumped over and stepped on it.
"Now, look at my gestures, Xiaoji" Wukong raised his hand with a smile.
"Ah" The big men on the deck sang in unison, and then they saw Wukong's hand waved down, "Well"
Wave up and down, wave up and down, wave up and down
¡°Ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh¡±
"Isn't this right? Zi once said that music can cultivate people's sentiments!" Wukong stood in the middle of the cabin with a smile, looking at these big men who barely stood up with a habitual smile, "But you The shouting is still too much.Sorry, but I can¡¯t blame you for this. Ignorance is not a sin"
"Wukong, just stop it!" HP appeared at the door of the cabin, "Ask them why they broke into our ship and searched randomly."
"Oh, yes!" Wukong Lu showed an expression of sudden realization, "It seems that I should ask about this first! Well, who should I choose? I will order some beans"
After Wukong stretched out his hand and clicked on the big men for a long time, he finally pointed his finger at the leader, the big man who rushed in first, but was kicked out by Zhixing, "Okay, it's you, you Come on, why do you want to break into my boat?"
"Wewent the wrong way" The leading man rolled his eyes, "Really"
"Wrong answer!" Wukong happily touched the big man with his hand, "You will be punished by being trampled by wild beasts!"
With that said, Wukong happily jumped over to the big man who had already stood up, and kicked the big man into a crotch-covering posture with a vicious kick. Then there was another kick forward and another kick behind. This newly minted disciple of the Crotch Covering Sect once again covered his crotch and did a split.
Then, Wukong stood in front of him, raised his foot happily, and planned to stomp it down again!
"I'll do it, I'll do it" After seeing Wukong raise his foot again and plan to stomp it again, this big man immediately turned into a wise man who knows the current affairs, "I can do anything!"
"Have you done it?" A look of embarrassment appeared on Wukong's face, "You are too cowardly to do it so quickly. How pointless it is. Why don't you wait, and I will take out the knife while I'm waiting? , cut off your little Jiji piece by piece and make it into several rings before re-crushing it. This will also make you appear to be hard-boned!"
After hearing what Wukong said, the big man broke into sweat, "The small bones are not hard, so there is no need to cut them I really did all the tricks."
"Really not tough?" Wukong showed a look of regret, "But I think you are very tough!"
"I'm not tough at all, I'm just a standard weakling!" The big man replied without hesitation, "I can recruit anything. I will recruit whatever you ask me to recruit, little master."
"Okay!" Wukong asked helplessly, "Tell me, what do you want to do when you break into my ship?"
"We are looking for someone!" The big man replied immediately.
"You lied" After hearing this sentence, Wukong immediately raised his feet happily, "Now Xiaoji, I will sentence you to be brutally trampled"
"I really didn't lie!" The man quickly concluded, "I really didn't lie! We are indeed here to find someone!"
"Brother HP!" Wukong turned to look at HP, "Please bring any guy into the cabin, please!" HP walked out without saying a word, casually holding a big man by the neck, as if he was carrying a chicken. Carry it into the cabin.
"Since you're not lying, then tell me who you are here for." Wukong once again showed the smile that he thought was standard and peaceful, but in the eyes of these big men, it was very ferocious. "If you tell me after a while, Which guy was brought in said something different"
Wu¡¯s eyes swept over the big man¡¯s little Jiji, ¡°Hmph, I will definitely slice your little Jiji into annual rings!¡±
"Yes, yes!" the big man replied repeatedly, "I will say anything, anything!"
"Stop!" Just when the big man was about to confess, he heard a loud roar from the pier, and then Wukong and the others saw a big man in black with a sinister face, leading more than 20 people to run. They rushed over from their direction, "Let that man go, you damn bald asses!"
"Hall Master" The big man on the ground was so excited after hearing the voice of this big man in black that he almost burst into tears, "I'm here, help me, Hall Master!"
"I'll wipe it!" Wukong felt depressed for a while. He finally managed to get this kid to confess, but reinforcements came.
What kind of thing is this!
"You haven't gotten used to it yet" Zhixing crossed his arms and said angrily, "I've long been used to it. As long as I follow you out, there will always be various accidents."
Wukong blinked innocently, can this kind of thing be blamed on me?
well! If a person is too handsome, too cool, or too firefly, it would be really sad in this dark Middle Ages!
Although Zhixing is merciless when he satirizes Wukong, this does not mean that heIt was unreliable. Just when the big men who rushed up from the dock stepped on the springboard and were about to rush up, they saw Zhixing sneered, turned around and performed a standard side kick, and then everyone was surprised to see the man rushing up. Zhixing kicked him two meters into the air. After crossing a parabola, he directly hit the two people behind him and rolled into a ball.
The power of this kick immediately shocked the entire audience!
"Namo, the Great Buddha of Freedom!" Zhixing lazily recited the Buddha's name, then gave a contemptuous smile to the group of big men who came for reinforcements, "Sorry, this is a private yacht, please don't disturb me if you are the one!"
"Look at me, I'm really super sure to kill, cut off all children and grandchildren (changed), cut off all children and grandchildren with a series of kicks! Ada ada ada ada!"
With a clear shout, Wukong also started to act with lightning speed. Wherever Wukong's figure went, the pain in the crotch had been relieved a lot, and the people who had just stood up again came one after another. One of them screamed, and then joined the crotch-covering faction in pain!
"Reinforcements are coming, do you think you'll be fine now that reinforcements are coming?" Wukong stopped on the boat with a smile after finishing a routine of annihilating his descendants, "Daydreaming!"
After seeing Wukong¡¯s death, the rescuers on the shore suddenly became excited and their morale was high! But as Zhixing, who was standing in front of the gangplank with his arms folded and his nostrils turned upward, snorted coldly as he looked at them with a look of disdain, the morale of the group of people who saw Zhixing's fighting power with their own eyes immediately dropped again.
"You vicious little bald donkey" The big man in black on the shore pointed angrily at Wukong, "How dare you treat my brother like this? Do you know who I am?"
"I don't care who you are, little one?" Wukong replied with a smile, "Did you say your father is Li Gang?"
"Hmph, you don't even know who we are, yet you dare to torture my brother like this." The big man in black said fiercely to Wukong, "I'm telling you, you are dead?"
"Oh, you don't want to talk about fists, but about the background, right?" Wukong replied with a smile, "Well, it doesn't matter if you talk about the background. I can be considered a second-generation official, okay, so let me ask you this Tan Yue, who are you? Are you the legendary Red Third Generation?"
"What are you from the third generation of red and the fifth generation of black" The man in black slapped his chest, "Listen carefully, we are the Yangzhou helmsman of the Huaiyan Gang. Why, are you afraid? Why don't you hurry up and send our people up? Then kowtow and apologize!¡±
"So you are from the Huaiyan Gang?" Wukong blinked his big eyes and made a surprised expression, "That is really something I have never heard of before. By the way, Senior Brother Zhixing, this What is Huaiyan Gang and what can you eat?"
"Of course!" Zhixing replied resolutely, "It's crunchy and tastes like chicken!"! . - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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