"By the way, sister-in-law, why are you here" Wukong looked at the sister-in-law with a completely different image in front of him and asked suspiciously, "And she's dressed like this!"
"I'm looking for something here" Cen Daoyun answered first, then looked at the clothes on his body, "This is a chivalrous girl's uniform. It was my favorite dress when I was not married. Why, little one?" Don¡¯t you like this kind of clothes, Lang?¡±[com]
"How could it be possible" Wukong smiled awkwardly, "Of course I like it um, I don't like it um"
I¡¯ll wipe it! Xiaona, why do I feel that this is wrong no matter what I say?
"As long as you like it!" Cen Daoyun adjusted his clothes slightly, and then wiped the sweat from his head calmly, "I always wanted to be a heroine back then, but it's a pity that in the end"
Cen Daoyun sighed slightly.
After hearing what Cen Daoyun said, Wukong really felt a mixture of emotions!
well! Sister-in-law, your mother is really working hard. From her husband to her son, everyone is crazy and crazy about becoming a fairy. My daughter actually once had a dream of becoming a heroine.
What should I say? We are not a family. Why don¡¯t we enter the same family?
"Xiao Lang," Cen Daoyun took two steps back and knelt down next to the house, "Can I talk to you?"
Let¡¯s talk? No problem, whatever you want to talk about, as long as you don¡¯t tell me about returning to secular life, we can talk about anything!
"I won't talk to you, Xiaolang, about returning to secular life." After seeing Wukong's silence, Cen Daoyun smiled faintly, as if a flower was in full bloom, "At least not tonight!"
It¡¯s okay if you don¡¯t! Just don¡¯t do it! You said that Xiao Na and I could become the temple master at the age of fifteen. Temple master. What is the master of the temple? He is the abbot. Only a monk like this can retreat for 1,500 years. He has to be a standing deputy in the Religious Bureau, a standard national cadre and a social elite!
Returning to the secular world, if I really return to the secular world, it will definitely be a great loss to Chinese religion!
Wukong wore his trademark smile. He also knelt down opposite Cen Daoyun. Seeing that Cen Daoyun didn't speak, he just looked at Wukong motionlessly, which immediately made Wukong's heart go crazy!
I¡¯ll wipe it! What's the expression on my sister-in-law's face? Do you think she wants to push me down, or is she trying to push me back, or is she trying to push me away? Stop it, stop it, the problem is not here, the key now is. If my sister-in-law really plans to push it forward, do you think I agree with it, do I agree with it, or do I agree with it?
"Alas. Actually, I should really thank you, Xiaolang!"
After Wukong waited eagerly for a long time, he still did not wait for his sister-in-law's counter-inference. Instead, he waited for a faint sigh from Ms. Cen Daoyun, "Although on the surface, Xiaolang, you seem to be devoted to Buddhism and just plan to become a monk, you don't care at all. Other people¡¯s thoughts. But I know these are not your original intentions, Xiaolang!¡±
I¡¯ll wipe it! Who made this rumor? Who said that becoming a monk was not my original intention. Xiaona and I have always been diligent, frugal, respectful of teachers, hard-working and uncomplaining. There is no one in Buddhism who can speak better than Xiaona. I am a more outstanding monk
"Xiao Lang, don't deny it in a hurry" Before Wukong could speak. Then he saw that Cen Daoyun had already stretched out his hand towards Wukong, stopping his subsequent rebuttal. "Listen to what I have to say!"
"Finish what you have to say, Xiaona, why should I listen to what you have to say? Do you mean that you intend to slander me, and why should I also hear what you have to say?" I am really a good monk Well, my sister-in-law¡¯s hands are really beautiful. If we go back 1,500 years, it would definitely be appropriate to make a hand model!
¡°Why did such a beautiful woman marry Lu Chengde?
"Although I was really unhappy when you first became a monk, Xiaolang!" Cen Daoyun said quietly, "But gradually I understood why you did this"
Do you understand why I did this? Where did you find out? In fact, I still don¡¯t know very well why I don¡¯t want to return to secular life. Sister-in-law, you will understand after you take the exam.
Is this the legendary telepathy?
But the problem is that you have a rhinoceros in your heart, but I don¡¯t! Well, let's talk about whether Lingxi is a rhino, etc In this case, it doesn't mean that you don't intend to be hostile to monks, but you are simply hostile to Taoist priests? Hahaha, sister-in-law, you should have done this a long time ago!
All the cow nose is given to Xiaoyu, I will die!
"If Xiaolang you had not become a monk and had not become a disciple of Master Daoxin, our Lu family would have lost control when your brother rebelled.By this time, the family must have been wiped out! "Cen Daoyun raised his head and looked at Wukong with a strange look, "Not to mention the later things about selling si salt! "
Well, this is true, but in fact, if I had not become a disciple of Master Daoxin, Lu Chengde would not have really rebelled. After all, the so-called Lu Chengde's rebellion is a confidential matter that I planted on him. Do you think I will talk nonsense to others casually?
"Sister-in-law?" Wukong asked tentatively, "What exactly do you want to say?"
"Xiao Lang," Cen Daoyun looked at Wukong without blinking, "those Si salts were originally sold secretly by Master Daoxin!"
With a bang, Wukong fell to the ground!
????????? Wukong had a lot of calculations, but he never expected that his sister-in-law, Ms. Cen Daoyun, would say such a thing!
Master Daoxin sells Si salt?
Wukong almost rushed over madly, then grabbed Cen Daoyun's neck collar, pressed it and began to shake crazily back and forth. While shaking, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, where did you come to this conclusion? Meow!" !
well! Look at the clothes my sister-in-law is wearing now, if she could really do it like this
No, no, I am a monk. I cannot do such a thing. Alas! Eminent monks like Xiaona and I are really susceptible to youhuo! This means that I have deep concentration. Otherwise, even if Xuanzang, who is currently making soy sauce in Southeast Asia, comes, he will still make mistakes!
"Sister-in-law" Wukong coughed twice. Wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Why do you think so?"
"Isn't it?" Cen Daoyun opened her two beautiful big eyes and asked seriously.
"Of course not!" Wukong replied without hesitation, "Master Daoxin is so respected and respected, how could he do such a thing as selling Si salt? Absolutely not, absolutely not!"
"Really?" Cen Daoyun asked again.
"Of course it's true!" Wukong replied decisively.
"Do you dare to swear?"
Wukong raised his hand, "Xiaoji, I swear"
"Okay, you don't have to say anything!" Cen Daoyun immediately reached out to stop him. "I just said it casually, Xiaolang, please stop swearing!"
Talk about it casually, sister-in-law, you really dare to talk about it casually, your imagination is too rich!
"Xiao Lang, you are really good to Master Daoxin!" At this moment, Wukong heard Cen Daoyun say, "I would rather swear than have these things to do with Master Daoxin!"
etc! Sister-in-law, what is this oath? What is the ambiguous word in the middle?
"But don't worry, Xiaolang, God knows this and the earth knows it, you know it and I know it!" Cen Daoyun said seriously. "I won't tell anyone else."
"Are you kidding? You said that Master Daoxin sells salt. Even if you just talk nonsense, do you think anyone will believe it?"
"Moreover. Our Lu family, didn't we rely on Master Daoxin's help to restore our family business?" Cen Daoyun ignored Wukong's increasingly depressed face and was reasoning to himself. "So Xiaolang, don't worry, sister-in-law, I'm not the kind of person who can't tell the important from the important!"
Uh-huh! Sister-in-law, you are truly the emperor of truth!
"So. Now, sister-in-law, I understand why Xiaolang you insisted on becoming a monk in the first place." Cen Daoyun continued, "After all, it's all useless to me, sister-in-law. If I can support the Lu family's Qingyuan Hall , there is no need for you, Xiaolang, to make such a big sacrifice!"
sacrifice? Wait, I said, sister-in-law, did you misunderstand something?
"Xiao Lang" Cen Daoyun knelt down in front of Wukong and calmly bowed down. "I have never said thank you to Xiaolang for your sacrifices"
"No, no need!" Wukong quickly bent down and returned the favor, "Actually, I'm not as good as you said, and I didn't become a monk for the sake of salt or anything like that"
"You don't need to say anything, Xiaolang!" Cen Daoyun put his hands on the floor and calmly supported his body, "Sister-in-law, I really understand your painstaking efforts!"
I¡¯ll go for it! Xiaona, when did you finally understand things that I myself don¡¯t understand? Well, wait, what is this? Just after Wukong cursed in his heart, his eyes suddenly fell on two semicircular objects. Ah, it's so big and white, I really didn't expect it. Is this what people often say about Xiong's danger from mountains and rivers?
Thank you Buddha, thank you for Tang Dynasty¡¯s clothing, and thank you for all the low-cost clothing in the world!
Opposite Cen Daoyun is watching.After Wukong's expression, she immediately woke up, but she didn't do anything like scream, but calmly started to do it, adjusted her collar with her hands, and then stood up with a slightly red face. , "I had a great time talking to you tonight, Xiao Lang! But it's getting late, so I'm going back to my room first!"
I had a great time talking to Xiaona? Are you sure the two of us are talking? It seems that you have been talking to me for a long time, sister-in-law!
Cen Daoyun bowed slightly towards Wukong, then walked out the door, "By the way, the window in this room is broken. If you want to rest, Xiaolang, you can go to the side room!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Wukong quickly replied, "The weather is very hot now, so it's good to sleep with the window open!"
"Then I won't disturb Xiaolang!" Cen Daoyun walked to the door calmly, turned to Wukong, and said in a low voice, "Besides, Xiaolang"
"Well, I'm here. Sister-in-law, what are your orders?"
"That monk from No. 2 Middle School" Cen Daoyun's face became increasingly red as he spoke, "It's impossible to be with the person he likes, so Xiao Lang, you'd better give up!"
After finishing speaking, Cen Daoyun rushed out of the room without even looking back!
"Okay, okay!" Wukong agreed a few words out of habit before he felt something was wrong. Why is it that there is no way between Brother HP and the hidden bitches, so I have to give up?
What do I have to give up?
It has to be said that women are all born actors!
Wait until the next morning, when Wukong sees his sister-in-law Cen Daoyun again. I found that my sister-in-law had become that elegant lady. A noble lady. What she is wearing is not the heroine uniform from last night, but the wide skirt and large sleeves that are popular at this time. Cen Daoyun who looks like this is definitely the number one socialite in Jiangzhou!
Who would have thought that the dream of such a famous lady is to become a heroine who eliminates violence and brings peace to the good!
"Uncle!" When she saw Wukong, the little Loli immediately ran over and sued Ms. Cen Daoyun, the number one socialite in Jiangzhou, without hesitation! "In the morning. I wanted to wake you up, but my mother wouldn't let me!"
"Of course!" Wukong smiled and picked up the little guy, "Because our little lady is already a lady of the family and a socialite in Jiangzhou, so she can't just enter uncle's room!"
Actually, to be honest, Wukong is only three or four years older than this little loli, but the way he is holding the little loli now, he really looks like an uncle and niece! In fact, in the first two years, Wukong discovered that his development in this life seemed to be much faster than in his previous life. This thing is really strange. Could it be that this is the function of Yi Jin Jing?
"Okay. Come and eat!" Ms. Cen Daoyun showed her mother's majesty and said to the little Loli, "Don't bother uncle all the time!"
Although the little guy was a little reluctant, he still slid off Wukong's body obediently. Then he knelt down beside Cen Daoyun and started eating!
"By the way, sister-in-law!" After sitting down, Wukong said to Cen Daoyun, "My little brother may be leaving Jiangzhou today!"
"So fast" Cen Daoyun's hand trembled as he originally planned to feed the little loli. It almost hit the little guy in the face. After a pause, Cen Daoyun seemed to have returned to normal, and then continued to feed him. At the same time, he said to Wukong as if nothing had happened, "I don't know where are you going, Xiaolang?"
"Well, let's go to Hangzhou first," Wukong thought about it. Then he said, "Then go from Hangzhou"
"Let's go to Hangzhou first!" Cen Daoyun paused while feeding the rice, "That's right, Xiao Lang is going to Hangzhou. I remember that girl named Penzi is in Hangzhou, isn't she?"
"What basin?" Wukong blinked his big eyes, "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"
"Did I remember it wrong?" Cen Daoyun still replied in a calm voice, "Oh, by the way, that girl's name is not a basin, but a bowl!"
???????????????? Why didn¡¯t you say what her name was?
"This," Wukong replied cautiously, "Xiaoji, I don't understand what you are talking about, sister-in-law!"
"You really don't understand?" Cen Daoyun turned to look at Wukong, with a smile on his cold face, "That Wan girl is so pitiful, Xiao Lang, you don't even remember her!"
"Oh, sister-in-law, you are talking about the young lady of the Dong family!" Wukong blinked, "Actually, between me and her"
"Xiaolang, you are old too. Logically speaking, I don't have to take care of these things." Cen Daoyun smiled at WuKong said, "But after all, I am your eldest sister-in-law. As the saying goes, a eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, so"
"sister in law¡¡"
"Xiao Lang, don't interrupt!" Cen Daoyun replied rudely. "It's not that I object to Xiaolang and this young lady from the Dong family, but the problem is, first of all, Xiaolang, you are the current head of our Lu family in Qingyuan Hall. Even if you are getting married, you have to consider the issue of being a good match. That girl Wan ¡¡±
"Sister-in-law, my surname is Dong!"
"This is not the point!" Cen Daoyun continued, "Her family background and status are really not worthy of you, Xiaolang."
Wukong weakly answered, "Actually, I don't care about those family backgrounds!"
"You don't care, but our ancestors of the Lu family do!" Cen Daoyun replied unceremoniously, "And secondly, Xiaolang, you are still a monk now, and you must always abide by the precepts!"
"Sister-in-law!" Wukong replied weakly again, "Actually, I don't have a seal, and the court doesn't recognize me as a monk!"
"It turns out that you are not a monk, young man!" Cen Daoyun said with a half-smile, "Great, since you are not a monk, young man, then quickly grow your hair and return to secular life. Sister-in-law, I will personally choose a well-matched lady for you!"
"Sister-in-law" Wukong quickly replied, "Although I am not a monk yet, I have actually become a Buddhist!"
"Then, young man, do you want to abide by the commandments?" Cen Daoyun asked, and the movements of his hands became faster and faster!
"Well, it depends on the situation!" Wukong began to look around, "I will abide by the commandments that I am willing to abide by, and I will not abide by those that I am not happy with!"
"Xiao Lang!" Cen Daoyun's voice deepened, "Is this how you become a monk?"
"Sister-in-law, you don't know this!" Wukong replied seriously, "I became a monk for the freedom and liberation of my soul, not to tie myself up. Sister-in-law, do you understand what I'm saying?"
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"So, being a monk, how to be a monk, and what to do as a monk are actually secondary." Wukong showed a habitual smile, "The key is the freedom and liberation of one's own heart!"
"Young man!" Cen Daoyun's hands moved faster and faster, "I don't quite understand what you mean, but are you saying that if you are asked to get married, it will be a bondage. You go find those messy girls yourself. , Chopsticks Lady¡¯s is the freedom of the soul!¡±
Sister-in-law, you are so smart!
"Xiao Lang!" Cen Daoyun turned to look at Wukong, "Why, are you not satisfied with what my sister-in-law said? What do you mean by showing off like this?"
"Sister-in-law!" Wukong pointed at the little Loli with his hand, "I mean, you are going to choke our little lady to death!"! .