This year's Spring Festival has finally passed. () Although there is a possibility, a certain idiot still failed to escape from the clutches of the blind date trend during the Spring Festival. It is said that he was played cruelly for several days. As for the specific situation, Yuan Qiu burst into tears when he saw it. With a look on his face, Lu De thought it would be better to leave a little bit of the so-called last man's dignity to the former. ¡° I¡¯m afraid only the person involved knows the specific weight of that thing. As for guild activities? ??????????????????????? Well, any humane president would not arrange any mandatory tasks during such a traditional festival, and even if he arranges it, no one may come Of course, pure FFF groups can make exceptions on this point. Although the so-called activities are just looking for so-called dog men and women in the game, and then unleashing powerful anger on them. "Ah - I quit!" After rolling on the sofa of Lu De's house for several minutes, Yuan Qiu finally let out a wild howl. "This kind of forced blind date is completely anti-human! The promised free love! The promised free marriage!" " Your behavior is to ask the guys from the fff group to hold torches and Are you looking for gasoline?" The beef jerky thrown by Lu De accurately hit the target's forehead, bounced twice and then fell back to the coffee table. It is true that being forced to go on a blind date is no less than a kind of torture in the eyes of many people. The problem is that there are many people in this world who want to engage in such behavior but have never been able to do so. The so-called eating from the bowl and looking at the pot is probably the case. "I'm talking about Lu De!" He picked up the beef jerky and stuffed it into his mouth. Yuan Qiu rolled his hips a total of 360 degrees in a half-stretched posture, and locked someone firmly in a standard thigh-hugging posture. "You know more people than me, and you have more resources than me. Please lend me a girl to help me complete the task. I'll cover all the expenses, dear!" "Well, this should be the popular recruitment of temporary girlfriends many years ago, right? . But before that "Get your hands off my thigh! You'll be considered gay!" Lu De barely managed to escape after giving some idiot five consecutive blows. "Leave aside whether anyone is willing to help you with this, do you think the girls you found in the game can really come within a suitable distance?" It is true that the Internet brings people into time and space. , but netizen meetings have never been so easy to organize - even if everyone agrees, God knows if the people in it live on both sides of the earth! "Well, in that case, wouldn't it be nice to find someone who lives nearby!" A certain idiot rolled his eyes. Immediately a new method came to mind. "Except for Huahua, it seems that the only ones left are Qianli, Kroyova, Kunya and Lianlian." Lu De looked at something on the sofa with tragic eyes. "No isn't it?" After thinking about it carefully, Yuan Qiu's face immediately turned into a bitter melon. Qianli and Kroyowa must not consider it first - unless some idiot wants to change jobs immediately and become a DouM; as for Ye Jue and Lianlian, it seems that they can't bear the feeling of non-existence. As for the remaining Cunya, she has a good personality. And maybe he will agree. The problem is that the trait of easily getting nervous might lead to things getting messed up and that's not even counting the possibility of Kroyova going berserk. "Well, if you look carefully, you will definitely find it, right? And isn't a real girlfriend better than a temporary one?" "This guy is an idiot, so don't have such high demands on him¡ª¡ª!" Victorique, who had her right foot bare, directly rejected Hayate's proposal. "What! Don't look down on people. Who are you calling a fool?" It seems that for fools, what they care about most is whether others say they are fools This is like saying that a fat person is fat or a short person is a brat. "Virgin." Unfortunately, Victorique choked some idiot half to death with just one sentence. "I've never held a girl's hand normally." "I've never dated a girl." "I don't even understand a girl's heart." "I still want to find a partner bad!" In just a few words, Victorique added A certain idiot who was still burning with passion just now successfully turned into a huge change that showed Orz on the ground. "II mean Lu DeWhy is this guy's mouth as powerful as poison?" TearsThere was a certain idiot with a face that even his lips were trembling. Even if he received more than a dozen critical blows from his sword, Yuan Qiu had never been in such a predicament. One can imagine how powerful the power of words is. "I think you have chosen the wrong target to fight." As for the way a fool asked for trouble, Lu De said that although it was worthy of sympathy, it was still a bit speechless. Imagine the terrifyingly large library and the duration of the legend of the golden goblin. Even if Victorique's real age is similar to that of a few people, the more than ten years of reading all day long will probably bring about something that most people will never read in their lifetime. The total amount of information that may be obtained. For Yuan Qiu, who doesn¡¯t like reading very much, it is only natural that he is not as talkative as he is skillful. Ignoring other methods, if the winner is some idiot, maybe we need to perform an autopsy on him, or investigate whether he had a bad stomach at noon or something "I, I just want to find a normal one. My gentle and amiable girlfriend, is this also something that requires torture?" Yuan Qiu, who suffered multiple blows in succession, continued to kneel in the form of Orz and shed tears. "It seems that you are torturing yourself from the beginning to the end, right?" Ding dong The doorbell interrupted the conversation of several people. "Huh? Did you buy something, Lu De?" The door of someone's house has a limited opening time, and Yuan Qiu also knows this clearly. ?????????????????????????????????????? And some idiot often uses his feet instead of the doorbell. "No?" I haven't won any prizes recently, and I haven't received any warmth. There seems to be no action similar to this But no matter what, we still have to see what happens. "Who are you looking for?" What appeared outside the door was a strange girl wearing sunglasses that covered half of her face and a brown windbreaker. If there is any characteristic, it is probably only the height of the opponent - barely a few centimeters taller than Victorique, and still a little behind Cunya. "Ahem This is the habitat and devil's cave of Daddy Rise, right?" The girl pulled down her sunglasses and dropped a bombshell in a half-joking, half-serious tone. "(What's the situation?)" Lu De is sure that he has never revealed any private information about himself in the game - otherwise, if he doesn't protect him, his enemies will come to his door. It may not be possible to use a gun to create a hornet's nest, but it is possible to find a few brothers and cause something like education, right? ¡ª¡ªHello. Community water meter check. Express delivery, gas repair, free service, just open the door! "Hey. Who is this guy?" Some idiot who caught a few words also jumped out. "Oh. Sorry, sorry. I should introduce myself first" The girl flicked off her sunglasses, and her long hair spread out into a sky-colored flag behind her. "My ID in the game is the same as the one on the forum. I am a person with the title of Sage from another world. But people close to me usually call me Izmi - by the way, my current goal is to get your ID. A sword." It's okay to introduce yourself, but why does that last sentence sound weird? "Oh, it seems that it's not enough. Then please bless me, Lord Lise, to help me dress up smoothly, and make the whole sky red -" "It's better to stop it quickly!" Lu De pulled the bent girl up. "Compared to this, I am more concerned about how you found my home address!" "Huhuhu This kind of thing is not something you can just talk about. For every powerful opponent in the game, I ask you to The eldest lady dispatched a private detective to investigate their family background, so it is quite clear in many aspects!¡± Izumi¡ª¡ªhe should be called Kona proudly pushed up his sunglasses. "Ah! Of course, we will never take action against our own people, and I don't take the time to meet everyone! For example, the person next to you, Rise, although he can be considered a good guy, he still can't get there. At a speed visible to the naked eye, a certain fool's face turned pale again. "It's difficult, is everyone here to attack me today?" A certain fool's persecution paranoia broke out again. "Ahemlet's not worry about that guy for now." Lu ?The right hand hidden behind his back instantly popped out. ¡°I think it¡¯s necessary to educate Kona about your behavior of coming here privately!¡± Five companies? Powerful hand sword! Crackling! ¡ª¡ªSince we are acquaintances, there is nothing we can¡¯t do when it comes to knocking! How did you say that? ¡°Hmm, it seems to be called killing ripeness. "It hurts In the Wang Dao comics, it should be a show of sympathy" Kona, who was covering his head, was obviously very tough. Under the attack, he just bent over instead of squatting directly on the ground. "They also said that they would have a surprise during the Spring Festival or something, but now it seems like they have really stepped into the devil's cave - but this is how it feels!" "I'm not happy to see it, but I'm quite surprised" Lu De couldn't help but complain. One sentence. After all, when an unexpected visitor suddenly appears, in most cases, people will not feel the emotion of joy. ¡°Well, forget it, it¡¯s all a trivial matter!¡± Three seconds later, Izumi regrouped and simply gave up the argument. "I think I heard you guys having a heated discussion before. Is there anything interesting?" The expression on the girl's face at this time was very familiar to Lu De. Whenever Qianli expresses interest in something, she has this look on her face - usually, this also means that the whole thing will lead to a less predictable outcome. A route based purely on interest is as unpredictable as predicting the next day's stock market. Maybe the stock market is simpler. (To be continued) ps: ps1: My high school classmate¡¯s famous saying back then: Chew what¡¯s in your mouth, eat what¡¯s in the bowl, look at what¡¯s in the pot, think about what¡¯s in the vegetable field, and pay attention to next year¡¯s ps2 : He is seriously talking about finding a partner. ps3: So it turns out that I am still a scumbag who can¡¯t name. Izu is a fan of Konata. The first half is transliterated into the name of the game, and the second half becomes the name by taking the first half. By the way, it seems that even if this side is a little more masculine, it is normal, right?