"I said to Lu De, when you are looking for lost things, shouldn't you be holding something that makes a beeping sound, and then you can get the result in just one second?" "Who would have such a weird thing! " While he was busy complaining to someone, Lu De also used his soles to explore the side of the wooden bridge as carefully as possible. "Although there is no instrument, it would be nice if there was a magnet." Standing on the shore with his clothes in his arms, Hayate tried hard to find some clues through his sight, but with the reflection on the river surface, it was enough to be able to see his feet clearly. Not an easy achievement. "Ouch - my feet!" Yuan Qiu suddenly jumped up from the water, with an old turtle with an extended neck hanging on his thumb. It is obvious that creatures that are disturbed generally do not have a good temper. Although it may be that the latter simply regards the toes as delicacies. "Damn it, you're just a turtle, you dare to be arrogant in front of me, please be honest Humph, in front of me, you are nothing at all!" As Yuan Qiu swings his calf in a big way, it hangs like a weight. The turtle on his toes threw out a green arc under the action of centrifugal force, causing several circles of water splashes several meters away. "Idiot." Although Victorique's voice was not too high, it was enough to be heard clearly by people nearby in the space at this time. "That's right! This turtle actually used my uncle's toes as food. What an idiot! Does that thing look edible?" The problem is that the audience seems to have no consciousness at all. "The performance time is coming soon, if we can't find it again" Gale stood on tiptoes and looked deep into the river, his brows twisted into two faint arcs. "If it doesn't work we can only take expedient measures." Lu De shook his arm. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª "It finally ended smoothly Really, I would encounter so many troubles even if I went out to watch a show. If I had known, it would be better to imitate this guy like xx and be a homebody and be comfortable at home!" After finishing the performance, Yuan Qiu pretended to move his arms and leaned against the wall to complain. From a biological point of view, we call this behavior courtship. If we use another easy-to-understand term I believe everyone can fully understand the specific meaning of the word "estrus". "Actually the tuning fork I showed you just now, Qianli, is fake." After finding nothing, Lu De finally adopted a makeshift approach. The so-called expediency. In fact, the method was to randomly find a tuning fork as a substitute in the auditorium of the vocal music department, and then rush to indicate the target to Qianli from a distance during the period of time before the start of the performance when communication was not possible, so as to temporarily cope with the performance. The temporary replacement may not show any clues from a distance, but once you get closer, the excessively shiny surface will completely expose it. "I know." There was something silvery gray lying quietly on Qianli's open palm. "Although I don't know why I came back, I am indeed very lucky. Maybe your luck is helping me, senior." Before Lu De said anything. A hand stretched out from the thorn suddenly snatched the prop away. Sniff. Victoria¡¯s delicate nose has a slight flutter on the tuning fork. "As expected." "As expected?" Lu De repeated. "For the sake of this half-tone, I will explain The metallic smell of the tuning fork is very light, which is a sign of long-term use. It does not have the usual earthy smell, which means it was not found on the lawn. As for the water, because there are no rotten leaves The smell can also be eliminated. The only strong smell is the smell of cosmetics" Victoria looked at the other side with contempt. "The reason is that it's just a lame comedy directed and performed by myself, and a certain guy is actually fooled by such immature tricks." "(Fake?)" Lu De suddenly turned around and found Qian Qian Li was taking the opportunity to move to the outer space - when you get to a place with more people, the safety factor will naturally increase, it seems like that. "Don't even think about running!" Unfortunately, Qianli, who was wearing a stage costume, couldn't use her high speed. She turned around and didn't take three steps before she was grabbed by the collar and pulled back by Lu De. Although Victoria, who did not report the knowledge, also needs to be sanctioned,But based on what the horse is. The main conflict at the moment is the creator of the whole thing "So, what do you have to say about the result of deceiving us into the water?" Lu De suddenly felt like he was turning into the negative boss, holding up the butcher knife and looking at him with a grin. The unarmed bitch says how you want to die - according to statistics, although the lethality of this sentence is not as good as returning to your hometown to get married, it is not much different. Being cheated actually doesn¡¯t matter much - Qianli is not the only one who would cheat him anyway, some idiot or some unscrupulous person would also do it, but using your own sympathy to cheat him is no fun! You must know that the water temperature is still very cold at this time, and Lu De has been soaking in the water for nearly a quarter of an hour, so it goes without saying how he feels. "Senior, it would be very bad if I screamed if you acted like this." Even when she was caught, Qianli was still making fun of Lu De, seemingly not paying attention to the situation she was facing. "Then as long as you can't scream!" Lu De broke off the baguette that was originally intended to be used as a recipe without hesitation. He stuffed Qianli's mouth full and could only make a weak sound. . Although it looked more like he was about to engage in some bad deeds But no one cared anyway, because this time even La Sila sided with Lu Defang to condemn someone. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ¡°After taking care of Qianli, the culprit, the next step is the accomplice!¡± When people are unlucky, they will always subconsciously compare themselves with the same unlucky guy. This sentence is true. Even though he had been held in a deserted place for several minutes of humiliating play a few minutes ago, when he saw Victorique being tortured by rubbing her face for not reporting her knowledge, she still did not hesitate to come close to her and have a look. Performs an additional stabbing attack at once. "Hmm(bulge)Pfft" When neither strength nor size has an advantage. Victorique could only make unknown noises representing protest amidst Lu De's ravage, or resist with movements that were completely powerless. Although it looks soft, it looks like she is acting coquettishly. "Well, I think it's better to go home and change clothes right now. If you catch a cold" "That's right! If my handsome face is ruined because of a cold, it will be an international event! So, let's Let¡¯s run away now!¡± ¡°Even if the whole world catches a cold, I guarantee that you are safe and sound, Yuan Qiu!¡± Lu De twisted half a meter to the side to avoid the idiot virus. "Really? I see, my body is indeed indestructible, hahahahaha!" Half of the clear nasal mucus came out of Yuan Qiu's nostrils following his reaction. "Someone must be thinking about mehaha!" Well, Yuan Qiu is the one who cares about details, so it's better not to care. "I think I have something to announce Please don't look at me with that look, I'm very serious now." Qian Li rarely put her hands in front of her. Although a fool may not realize it. However, as the girl walked, the trajectory had a very obvious detour around him. From this point of view, being stupid is not a bad thing in many cases "Would you like to drink some barley tea first?" "Wellit tastes great. However, I will not be bribed just because of this benefit." "? " Hayate looked at the other party with confusion. "I'm going to start hunting seniors." Qianli made a rather dangerous statement with a devilish smile. "You can only have one wife, but you can have many girlfriends, and lovers are no exception. So. Now I'm going to start chasing my prey don't cry if you are snatched away. And if you want to be cute, as a I have the confidence to perform better as a singer. "Eh?" "Are you that cat the night sky?" The reaction was different from Hayate's cute exclamation. The words seemed familiar at the same time. Touching a certain memory of Lu De, the movements of his hands involuntarily slowed down a bit. While taking the opportunity to escape, Victorique did not forget to use the props in her hands to launch an additional offensive against him. Candy bombing. "I didn't guess it until now. The senior is really stupid." Qian Li's smile was completely different from that of a sneaky cat.What's the difference. "Then, please give me some advice from now on." "(In other words, Kroyova knew this situation but deliberately watched it as a joke She is really as difficult to deal with as the woman and cat mentioned there! )" "What? xx, if you want to do the difficult action of stepping on two boats, you will be killed! Why can't such a good thing happen to me?" Yuan Qiu seemed to be righteous just a second ago! messenger, but his prototype was revealed faster than normal people's reaction time. "Think of something good for me!" Why must my ending be a hatchet? ! However, Lu De immediately regretted his subconscious action of waving the knife. According to the effect of inertial force, when an object stops moving, additional objects attached to it will continue to move in the original direction at the same speed. This is a theorem that has long been proven. Based on the above reasons, the secretions of a certain fool continued along the original trajectory when the waist flexion reached the maximum limit, and the final landing point was located on his shoe upper. "Two idiots." Victorique commented. "Wait, wait a minute. If you do this or that, you will" Hayate, who finally cleared his mind, was blushing from the top of his head to the root of his neck. This time, even Victoria couldn¡¯t find any good words to complain about. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes for your support. That's my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m. to read. )