"Is that guy m?" On the sofa of Lu De's house, Yuan Qiu buried himself as deeply as possible into the angle between the backrest and the seat cushion. At the same time, he looked at someone who was serving dishes and blocking his sight. . Although he tried several methods to escape on the way back from being escorted by Lu De (in the supermarket, too), after standing on the kitchen stove, Hayate quickly entered the cook mode. Judging from the humming sounds while cooking, her mood seems to have become quite good. "I will feel very happy if you stay in this half-dead state while eating Hey! Have you not changed your socks for three days again?!" The smell emanating from somewhere on the sofa makes me happy Lu De chose a detour. "Oh, don't be like this Didn't I already work as a coolie just now, so this is the result of gains and losses. Why, Lu De, you only focus on catching that guy instead of taking anything - I'm exhausted ¡Eh?¡± A certain idiot suddenly felt his body hanging in the air. boom! Because he looked too lazy, Yuan Qiu rolled in the wrong direction and fell onto the hard floor. "Damn it - Lu De, why don't you have carpets in your house?" "Yes." Lu De pointed at someone lying on the ground. "Isn't that what it is?" "Oh, so there is you are saying that I am the carpet?!" It seems that someone is not stupid enough. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª "Hmm! Just thinking about Lu De that you can enjoy such delicious food every day makes me very unwilling! Damn itit's so abominable!" A certain idiot ate it up at a speed that could be called a whale. Sweeping away all the dishes on the table, the two chopsticks broke through all obstacles in front of them with terrifying momentum. Also blocked off most of the dining table area. "Are you starving to death and reincarnating?!" Lu De watched speechlessly as the half of the rib he was interested in was stuffed into his mouth by Yuan Qiu first. Three seconds later, two smooth bones flew into the sundries basket. "And what do you mean by being able to enjoy it every day, you guy!" "Because it's so exciting (Gurgling) Also, aren't only girlfriends going to the opposite sex's house to cook?! This is common sense Common sense Lu De, you don¡¯t know?¡± ¡°Perhaps there are always some advantages to being an idiot. For example, Yuan Qiu¡¯s ability to eat and speak at once can make many people try it without believing it, and it will cause them to spit out rice or choke. arrive. Are there any gains or losses? "What kind of common sense do you have? If this kind of thing can be considered common sensethen what do you think about me letting Huahua go to your house to cook?" Being able to combine unrelated things so closely, Lu De There is no one I know except this idiot in front of me. "What?! So there is such a thing! I'll change the locks when I get back!" And this guy continues to take it seriously. "Um I don't think there is such a thing, right? Besides, I also like cooking. Because eating delicious food can make people feel happy, right?" The dazzling light of the housewife suddenly disappeared from Hayate Shooting out of the body. "Such a brilliant light God's lackey!" Whoops! "Why, why did you suddenly throw your chopsticks at me, Lutie?" A red spot the size of a broad bean appeared in the middle of Huahua's head at a speed visible to the naked eye. "It hurts" "It's really good" Although his voice was very low, Lu De still heard what Gale said clearly. "What's really good - flicking the forehead? Or do you want to choose another option?" "Ugh! Then. That one won't work" Hayate shrank back suddenly. As a result, his head hit the metal handrail and made a crisp sound. It seems to be very painful. "Okay, the so-called turning appetite into motivation, now is the time to witness this sentence!" Yuan Qiu held his rice bowl high, and even stepped on the chair with one foot. "I'm going to take advantage of this rare opportunity to enjoy it - have another bowl!" "In the end, your motivation is just to eat!" "Food is the most important thing for the people. What's wrong with this?" "Of course." Take advantage of it. When Yuan Qiu was talking eloquently. Lu De snatched away the whole fish tail that he had set his sights on before. "So I accepted this without politeness." "What?! Damn it.""Of course I was careless" One step behind, Yuan Qiu could only watch the trophies in Lu De's plate - even if he was a fool, he wouldn't do such a substandard thing as snatching things from other people's mouths! "In this case, Lu De, don't blame me for going all out. Look at the ultimate rice-grabbing skills I have developed in school all year roundah? ¡± Some idiot¡¯s chopsticks were frozen in the air - there was no food on the table with messy cups and plates! ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª No matter what happens, the sun will still rise tomorrow. Although this sentence does not hold true in the polar night state of the North and South Pole, But it is obvious that basically no one is willing to live in that kind of place and still play games. Therefore, even if they suffered a massacre, the vast majority of players in the game production guild continued to carry out the necessary daily tasks as usual. How dare you say that you are playing a game without being killed? Oh, you know, it¡¯s a stand-alone game, right? Sorry, there¡¯s not much room for this kind of alien creature to survive anymore After all, it¡¯s a single-player game, right? One name is Senior Shabao! Nanami, who originally planned to sneak into the guild in a chaotic manner, received a strong onlooker from all the old members: "Oh! Behold, our president is back¡ªwith his best friend! " "Don't lie, it's obviously the president's gay friend who brought the president back! " "When can I hold the president's child? " "The soul is weak! I think it would be better if I stay away from home for a few more months! " Faced with the meticulous care of the members, Nanami, who had originally planned to find some comfort in it, became furious. "Why won't I come back for a few days? Do everyone in the meeting need to see an old military doctor? " He didn't even say a word of comfort, he just mocked everyone for being the boss! "Tch Isn't it just that you and your gay friend got fucked in the wild and then ran back to your parents' house for help, old military doctor? " "Whoever is trying to make me worse, let's have a good fight! " Nanami suddenly turned around and saw Kenzhi Luozhen, who was leaning against the wall with a constipated face. "You kidare your anus itchy again? Do you want Xiao Hei to use his thick and hard cock for you? " "Through your sister. "Jianzhi Luozhen's facial muscles twitched a few times unconsciously. This is a sign that he is about to explode. "You guys have weak souls! It's such a terrible thing to know that you have an older sister who is a fujoshi It's so cruel to let your younger brother wear all kinds of weird costumes just for your own hobbies! ¡± As the chief defender of the guild, the most critical factor that needs to be satisfied before operating the consciousness is psychology. Like some funny guys who immediately go crazy as soon as they encounter the smallest things, they will not be able to be cultivated into a qualified defense line even if they are beaten to death. For example, if you suddenly spawn a monster and end up being killed, that can only be considered a joke, right? " Qihai looked at each other condescendingly with the eyes of "Are you an idiot?" "But my sister is with Lian Meng now!" In her words, it was just in case she accidentally cut me down. Not only will there be no punishment, but there will also be rewards! " Luo Zhen's whole body trembled. There was a crisp sound of insufficient oil in the joints. "And for some reason, I suddenly had a rather bad premonition" "Could it be your sister who chopped Nanami down? ah? "The palm that could hold Luo Zhen's head was slapped on his shoulder, and he almost slapped his left arm off. "Just him? My elder sister is not idle enough to do that kind of thing out of boredom. Andhow many times have I said it. Don't put your hands that are always picking at me on me! " Luo Zhen, who was on the verge of going berserk, used his shield to slap away the sinful hand. " Uh-huh. Luo Zhen, aren¡¯t we good brothers? " " It is a very ridiculous behavior for a huge tauren to lower his head and bend over, stick out his butt and try to lower his voice - unfortunately, Tmall who did all this did not realize it at all. " (It's too obscene wrong. Gay!)" Everyone who had forgotten the fact that their president had returned happily watched Luo Zhen chasing Tmall. "Brother, it's better not to join this kind of guild Come, let me educate you" "You, too, go to hell for me, Cup! " If it weren't for the fear of being laughed at by the members as a tsundere, Nanami would definitely walk away now - the fact that this kind of authority has dropped below the level makes it impossible for people to be happy! " It's not a festival anyway.??, just admit it. " "Tomorrow's trench! I'm not done with you! "Even the strategist has betrayed his own world, so it's better to die - Nanami thought. "Mr. Chairman. "A mysterious person wrapped in unknown black clothing, with only a pair of red eyes appearing quietly appeared in front of him. The length of the giant scythe behind him even exceeded his height. "Are you interested in joining us to fight to the death? Woolen cloth? We are willing to provide all possible help to our allies Of course, if you are caught having heterosexuality in the regiment, the only way to go is to die! " "Who put this thing in? ! ¡± Although the ratio of men and women in the guild is indeed unbalanced, as the president, I am still unswervingly pursuing the line of both homosexuality and heterosexuality to meet everyone¡¯s needs! You can¡¯t walk on one leg, this history has been I have learned countless bloody lessons. Who took this stuff in? " "You are the president, it's up to you to decide what you think! You've made such a mess for me, do you really think I'm easy to bully? " Thirty seconds later, Kyoshi's unhappy voice came from the official channel - if smashing the table can be considered a good mood. " Damn it! hateful! hateful! " Projecting all the brewing anger on the virtual interface in front of her, Nanami swept out all the guys who might hinder her bisexuality from the guild member list. " Phew feel refreshed! "(To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster! ps: ps1: Thank you zhieast for the character statistics. It is really hard for you to pick out the prototype from the author's second-grade elementary school names But , to add a little bit, the game character of Kroyowa/Ashe is indeed LoL's Ashe, but the real image is Yuki Himuro (original name: a.s. Kroyowa) who appears in Dwafter. Ahem, as for Sakurasou There, it was a game production of Sakurasou written by a certain guy, and everyone in the big wet group appeared, so the people who saw Sakurasou were guest appearances As for HL getting shot, wouldn't you like to see it (laughs)