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Volume 2 Life is about playing and being played, no matter life or death File.72 The Simple Happiness of Idiots

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    "What day is today? Lu De, why did you show up at school? This is unscientific! Or am I actually dreaming?" Faced with this idiot's cuteness, Lu De naturally chose the simplest way.  The way to deal with it pinch!  "It hurts! It hurts even in dreams! Why don't you wake up yet!" Knead again!  It turns out that a person's face can really be stretched like dough "Uh ah ah ah ah, I know this is not a dream, so please Lu De, please stop If this continues, I will really turn into a donkey face.  That¡¯s the look! If you want me to do something, just say it!¡± Under the pressure of pain, Yuan Qiu finally gave in.  But, if the face is elongated in this way, it should look like another animal instead of a donkey, right?  People generally call itShar Pei.  "I'm talking about Yuan Qiu, I have a question I want to ask you" Lu De pulled a certain fool aside.  "What do you think about touching a girl's breasts unintentionally?" "Why are you acting so serious in a place like this?! Even if you ask me about such a third-rate thing" Yuan Qiu  He put his hands behind his head and whistled, then the sound suddenly stopped, followed by another outburst.  "What?! You, a bastard with happiness and worries, actually asked me such a question. Do you really not know that I have never even held a girl's hand until now! Damn it, even if it is unintentional, I don't  Want to touch a girl¡¯s breasts?¡± As he spoke, he actually became depressed.  Although Yuan Qiu is a bit handsome, this guy has been a standard virgin until now. Not to mention further contact, even first love seems to have never happened, which is indeed a bit rare for him at his age.  "Hey, good brother, just tell me, what does it feel like?" "Go away! I'm not interested in flirting!" Facing Yuan Qiu, who was trying to hug his arm like Rose, Lu De  Decisively choose to throw it away.  "And let me say it again, although the result is like this, there is still a layer of armor in the middle, do you understand?" "Then it doesn't count as touching! Isn't it the same as not touching at all?!" I feel that I have touched it.  Yuan Qiu, who seemed to be fooled, immediately showed an unhappy expression, and then immediately changed to a full smile.  "In that case, Lu De, are you and I still the same? Okay, from now on, let's work hard together to the end of the world to touch girls' breasts! Why are you hiding?" "  Didn't you realize what an amazing statement you made?" - Sure enough, this fool only makes simple things more complicated.  Lu De sighed in his heart.  "Also, if you really want to do this kind of thing I don't think Huahua will refuse." "No! What's so good about the washboard? Big breasts are a man's romance! Can you imagine that?  Isn't it such a boring thing like "I touched it but found that there was only cloth in my hand"?  " Yuan Qiu's opposition was as fierce as if his faith was denied. If the speed of rejection is also regarded as reaction time, Yuan Qiu definitely exceeded the minimum limit of the human body of 0.085 seconds this time. In another way, this ability is collectively called  Instinct. ¡°If you have the ability, tell this to your sister!  " After giving Yuan Qiu a slap on the head, the conversation between the two returned to the topic. "I said, what are you here for today?  I don¡¯t remember that you had to come to class" Yuan Qiu, who was dragged out of the classroom, crossed his arms and looked around at the passing students. "Or, you were also dragged here by the super troublesome guy with something.  A young man?  " "No, today's task is a bit special - to put it simply, I need to educate a certain junior who is making fun of me!  " After asking around yesterday, I found out that some of the "theories" Qianli gave to Rasila were actually more than one.  In addition to "entering the bathroom where my brother is bathing in a bathing suit", it actually includes two things: "going to my brother's room at night in pajamas for a night attack" and "getting up in the morning and making breakfast for my brother"!  Although the breakfast option was relatively normal, when Lu De woke up in the morning and heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen and went to check the situation, what greeted him was a black and white omelette with flour on the bottom of the pot.  There were scattered traces of sauce on the table and Lassila was also covered in these things.  It only takes less than twenty minutes for Lu De to cook, but it takes less than 20 minutes to clean the kitchen and La Sila¡¯s clothes.?It took more than an hour!  And you have to clean up the food remains that can¡¯t even be regarded as scraps Is it really a troublemaker?  !  "Why are you here alone today, senior?" Qianli took the lead in greeting her with a calm tone and a specious honorific, as if nothing had happened.  If you think about her words further, you will find that she naturally ignored certain objects around Lu De.  The most frustrating thing is that the person involved is not aware of it at all.  "What you taught La Sila yesterday was all nonsense!" Lu De shuddered just thinking about the kitchen that seemed to have been ravaged by a typhoon.  "Eh? Don't you, senior, like this kind of special scenery that all boys should like? Or do you like the wrestling game between boys?" He held one hand vertically in front of him.  Qianli's expression was obviously shaken by the answer just now.  "What an unexpected interest. In this way, the other one is the senior's" "Who has that kind of unexplained interest?" "What? Lu De, are you saying that you hate me?  ? ¡± Using his unparalleled talent for fools, Yuan Qiu made a statement that would further escalate the situation almost instantly.  "This is really now my impression of you, senior, has changed." Qianli cleverly distanced the distance between the two.  "Hey, I said, isn't she the girl whose breasts you touched? She looks pretty good, but why do you have such a strange interest? I originally wanted to try the strategy, but now I'll give it to you  You" After venting his emotions, Yuan Qiu suddenly rushed to Lu De's ear and lowered his voice.  "Don't think about it, I have never touched her breasts" Lu De pushed Yuan Qiu, who was close to him, to a safe distance.  Didn¡¯t you look at the girl across from you who had already put on an expression like ¡°It¡¯s true¡± and then snickered!  "What?! You've never touched the breasts of such a cute girl?! In other words, there's actually someone else who touched her breasts This is so enviable No, it's too impure.  Ahhh!¡± ¡°No one will think you are dumb if you don¡¯t speak!¡± ¡°Special finger-flicking technique: Three combos!¡±  Facts have proved that Lu De¡¯s self-trained technique is not only effective in dealing with Huahua, but also fools. At least Yuan Qiu¡¯s head bulged out a broad bean-sized red envelope at a speed visible to the naked eye.  "The relationship between the two seniors is really good. Then I will" "Want to run?" As the girl turned to leave, a hand grabbed the back of her neck.  "As for yesterday's return gift, what do Qianli think I should give you?" "A hundred points will be deductedAlso, touching another girl's breasts is really very unpleasant" Her voice was low.  Until no one could hear it except Lu De.  "It's not reality, it's an accident in the game." Lu De explained a little bit about what happened.  "And according to what you said, do you expect me to touch you, Qianli?" "In a sense, the senior is making this move that makes people and gods angry." "Hey! Lu De, you forget your friends after seeing sex.  You haven't introduced me to this yet!" Yuan Qiu complained dissatisfiedly to his best friend's favoritism.  Speaking of which, it actually took him nearly twenty minutes to react to such a thing. His reputation as an idiot is well-deserved ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªTips: Idiots also have their advantages, and many things are completed by idiots!  ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª "What, I said XX, you can't offend the vocal department" Something floating around Lu De was in a state of despair.  It's no wonder that first Qianli said with a frosty expression, "It seems I need to be more indifferent to you", and then she was ruthlessly abandoned by one of her companions who "forgot to be friends", and in the end, after spending a long time, she only got one "  I will contact you if possible"and what Qianli also wants is his game ID.  It¡¯s not obvious, it means it¡¯s impossible!  It¡¯s just that Lu De didn¡¯t expect that a girl like Qianli would quietly play the same game as him.  It¡¯s not that there are no female players - it just seems that for the department she belongs toJust a little weird.  ¡ª¡ªCould it be that after saying ¡°I don¡¯t want to be a singer¡±, you spend all your time playing games?  !  It seems that I have thought of something terrible "However, the camp, character ID and other information are kept secret for the time being. If the senior can find me in the game, then I will reward you as a private person. Similarly, as an advance payment of the reward  "Pin, I hope the senior can provide her ID and information first." This was Qianli's reply when Lu De was about to ask for her ID.  Of course, Lu De's first reaction when faced with such an unknown request was to just flick it up with his finger.  "If you can recognize me in the game, this would be more reliable! I should be glad that La Sila didn't play otherwise you would do something weird again" "This is a good suggestion. I will consider it.  I proposed it to her." Qianli's smile was no different from that of a cat.  It¡¯s just that¡­if she really finds Lu De in the game and plans to trick him, the first thing she will have to face is probably the red dragon girl¡¯s flame and bite attacks.  The latter is said to have evolved into a high-level repressive existence in Demacia City. Even the urban management boss will post Rose's image on his office in his territory, and specifically mark "Beware of the vicious dog" If this kind of thing  If the mark is seen by Rose, I am afraid that a certain captain will have a lot of scars on his body, right?  Another piece of gossip is broadcast. It is said that urban management does not enjoy public medical care, so funds have always been in short supply The team members strongly protested against carrying out all-weather, high-risk tasks without life protection!  It is said that during the tasks of checking out stray vendors, managing urban sanitation and maintaining order in major jurisdictions, many members were seriously injured due to strong resistance from stall owners - of course the stall owners disappeared in the end!  "By the way, Lu De, didn't you bring your sister here?" Yuan Qiu, who finally got out of the invisible state, suddenly asked an even weirder question.  "It would be difficult to bring the person involved in this kind of thing! And I asked Huahua to accompany her" "What?! Lu De, isn't that your sister?!" Yuan Qiu looked overly frightened.  appearance.  It¡¯s a pity that this frightening element was further amplified when seeing the exchange between the two girls.  "No, it's unforgivable There is such a strong-minded person in this world Huh-huh Huh-huh However, in front of the evil king's true eyes that can see through everything in the world, nothing will have anywhere to escape  " Huahua covered her right eye with one hand and stood in front of La Sila, breathing heavily, looking like she was about to collapse.  "What is it?" "Huh!" Huahua trembled violently as if she hadn't seen the electronic board.  "What? Even the Evil King's True Eye has an object that cannot be analyzed? O golden devil who masters dusk and darkness, please give me a glimmer of your glory under the sacrifice of pain and struggle, and tear apart the things in front of my eyes.  All existence, using my magic eye as a door, projects your existence into this world" "What is this, situation, situation?" Yuan Qiu's body was shaking, as if it was not oiled.  The machine is also forced to operate.  "Ah, brother" Huahua ran over after seeing the two of them leaving Lathra alone and chanting an unknown spell.  "Well, we are back, La Sila. How are you getting along with Huahua?" "You have been thinking of ways to make me happy, but it seems a bit too focused." (Yuan Qiu: "Natural black! Lu De, your sister is actually  Naturally black OMG, this life will never go away!¡±) Someone who was doing background sound effects was immediately brutally suppressed.  "It's okay, that's a state that Huahua often appears in. Just get used to it. If you want her to return to normal, do this!" Lu De moved his fingers greatly and popped them out.  "Give me wake up!" Bang bang bang bang!  "Lu, Lutie, a very scary monster has appeared" Huahua, who was hit hard, put his head in his hands and huddled up on the ground, while peeking up from the gaps in his palms.  "Well, that's good." "I don't know why I didn't object this time, Lu De" Snap!  Rasila imitated Lu De¡¯s movements and tapped Huahua¡¯s head.  The latter immediately let out another burst of whining, shrinking even smaller.  "I said XX, this looks likeHuh something is wrong!  "Something called "common sense" shattered in Yuan Qiu's mind.  "Why do you feel like now is the most suitable look" "What is the most suitable thing?" A lazy voice sounded from behind a few people.  PS1: Very good, someone had enough fun on November 11 so he came back to give us a good time. Naturally, we also have to give him a good time There will definitely be "©–º£'s Happy Adventure" for everyone to enjoy in the next period of time!  PS2: The so-called Feit staying tonight is really staying. In addition, this also shows that once the beloved concubine is kicked out of the house, she will become a violent guy
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