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- Update time: 2012-07-11
"Well, my husband and I were in a dream"
The middle-aged woman¡¯s words almost caused Yang Zongbao¡¯s sanity to collapse and he burst out laughing. He quietly glanced at the daughter who had come with him, and stood aside with a livid face: "Let's go."
"What are you doing?" The middle-aged woman unconsciously asked her daughter to stop meddling in other people's business.
¡°Let¡¯s go, it¡¯s not embarrassing enough.¡±
Yang Zongbao laughed out loud only after his daughter got her and her mother out of the clinic. Pregnancy in a dream? Do you really think you are the Virgin Mary?
When Yang Zongbao washed his hands and turned around, another woman quietly sat at the consultation table.
"What's wrong with you?" Yang Zongbao asked in a routine manner.
"I, I have been married for many years and I am not pregnant yet." The woman was very elegant and wore a pair of rimless glasses.
"How long have you been married?" Yang Zongbao first asked about the age of marriage, because without taking any measures, a check-up is only needed if there is no pregnancy for two years.
"It's been eight years. My husband and I started having children after we graduated with Ph.D.s, but there has been no news for eight years." The woman said sheepishly.
"You guys go for a full set of inspections first." Yang Zongbao was about to place an order.
"We did it, I did it, and he did it too. Here are the test results, take a look."
Yang Zongbao took the woman¡¯s test sheet and read it page by page. There is only one result, and that is completely normal.
"Your test results are completely normal. Why are you not pregnant?" Yang Zongbao said to himself: "Is your husband here?"
"Yes, right outside the door." The woman said hurriedly.
"Call us together and let me ask." Yang Zongbao believes that the couple can better understand the specific situation when they are present.
The man soon walked in, a very energetic man.
The couple was embarrassed, and Yang Zongbao was even more embarrassed. He didn¡¯t know how to speak. After all, he had no experience in sitting in a clinic. It took a long time to hold back the sweat on his face: "Is your married life normal?"
"Huh?" The couple was confused.
"Just how many times a week?" Yang Zongbao gave up and was too lazy to hide his shame. It suddenly became smoother.
"Two times, that's normal." The man replied.
"Then every time"
"Ejaculation every time" The man was also uncomfortable. He was really embarrassed to say anything compared to the younger doctor. In addition, Yang Zongbao looked younger. In short, these reasons combined made him feel uncomfortable. They feel uncomfortable.
"Well, that's good." Yang Zongbao felt that he couldn't do this. How could he let the patient lead him? "Have you conducted sex education classes?"
"Sex education? No need for that. How old are you? You don't understand that?" After Yang Zongbao's expression relaxed, the man also relaxed. As expected of an elite, what he said made perfect sense.
"How about I check on your wife? Can you go out first?" Yang Zongbao asked.
"This" the woman hesitated: "Where to check?"
"Uh" Yang Zongbao pointed his finger at the examination bed with a ruthless hand.
The woman looks at her husband. Her husband looked at Yang Zongbao, gritted his teeth, and said with determination: "Daughter-in-law, show him. He doesn't understand anything like that."
Yang Zongbao almost suffered internal injuries when he heard this.
The man didn¡¯t go out, and the woman took off her pants, lay on the bed, and put her feet up.
Yang Zongbao put on gloves and picked up the telescope very professionally
After a while, Yang Zongbao sat down at the table very calmly. Picked up the phone and called Zhou Yi: "Immediately find me a very clear eroge CD and come to me at the Obstetrics and Gynecology Clinic of the Provincial Hospital. Quick."
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my wife?" the man asked quickly.
"No, no, no, you misunderstood, your wife is very good."
"Then why are you calling? Is it an incurable disease?" The man was anxious.
"Yes, doctor, if I have any questions, just ask me directly." The woman pulled up her pants and came out to ask.
"Wait, wait, you guys have a drink of water first." Yang Zongbao poured a glass of water for the patient and his family members for the first time and asked them to wait patiently.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou Yi arrived in a hurry and asked all the way to the clinic where Yang Zongbao was. He was stunned for a moment when he saw someone in the clinic. Pulling Yang Zongbao from his position to the side, he quietly opened his coat and put a plate of dishes into Yang Zongbao's hand: "Omni-directional, high-definition, my collection." Zhou Yi made up his mind to give it to Yang Zongbao A show of force, so that I can be proud of myself.??Zhou Yi really didn't know what this so-called competitive spirit meant.
"That's it, but I want to give it away." Yang Zongbao ignored Zhou Yi's hot eyes, walked up to the couple and handed the plate to them and said: "Follow the above steps again, and you will definitely get pregnant."
"this¡¡"
Ignoring the couple who were staring at the disc in a daze, he pushed them out.
"Master, that is my treasure, you just gave it away like this, you, you, you" Zhou Yi pointed at Yang Zongbao and was speechless. It is a classic among classics, high-definition and uncensored, and even more rare is the Chinese translation. Zhou Yi burst into tears.
"What are you doing if you feel distressed? I just met two doctors." Yang Zongbao said slowly: "I haven't been pregnant for many years, and my married life is normal every week."
"What's weird?" Zhou Yi didn't understand.
"That woman is still a virgin."
"Why?" Zhou Yi hasn't fully understood yet.
"You said, life is normal - a virgin" Yang Zongbao sat in his seat and gave some guidance.
"You mean" Zhou Yi opened his eyes wide: "You mean"
"Yes." Yang Zongbao confirmed what Zhou Yi thought.
"Damn, this is a typical example of high intelligence and low energy." Zhou Yi ran around the room excitedly.
¡°Okay, it¡¯s okay, you can go back, I still have to go to work.¡± Yang Zongbao issued the eviction order.
Zhou Yi approached Yang Zongbao, squeezed his shoulders automatically and said, "Master, let me stay here. It's so fun. By the way, if you ask them to do that again, people will die." Zhou Yi suddenly realized something was wrong. The place.
"Okay, then it's not a problem for you and me to worry about." Yang Zongbao despises Zhou Yi, a boy who is always fussing over the slightest thing. But I didn¡¯t expect obstetrics and gynecology to be so fun, and I didn¡¯t know why Ma Xiaojian from the breast department would visit the obstetrics and gynecology clinic. Fortunately, he only had one morning shift, and it was almost time for his own generation.
It was quite fun to watch two top-notch movies in the morning. When Yang Zongbao got off work, he was about to call it a day. Unexpectedly, at the last minute, an elderly woman in her 60s came over. The wrinkles on her face could not only trap mosquitoes but also flies. When she spoke, the smell almost killed Yang Zongbao. . She couldn't come in by herself, so she was helped in by the woman who was supposed to be her daughter.
"Doctor, I'm having my period." The old woman was indeed more relaxed than women of other grades.
"How old are you?" Yang Zongbao carefully observed the old woman's face and felt that she looked a little anemic.
"67."
"Well, that's unlikely." Zhou Yi whispered beside him.
Yang Zongbao glared at him and said, "Go check it out."
But when he saw that the old woman was not moving, he added: "If you find it inconvenient for me, I can help you find a female doctor."
¡°No, no, no need, just get me some hemostatic medicine.¡± The old woman refused to be examined.
¡°This, it¡¯s very dangerous if you don¡¯t know the reason.¡±
Yang Zongbao told the truth, although the patient is God, it is only when the time is right. You can't just prescribe medicine without principles.
"this¡¡"
Yang Zongbao saw her hesitation, understood, and said to the daughter-like figure beside her: "You are her daughter, please go out."
"I'm her daughter-in-law. What's wrong? I can't be here?" The woman turned out to be the old woman's daughter-in-law.
"This inspection is a very serious matter, so please avoid it."
"Okay." The woman hesitated, but finally agreed.
The old woman lay down on the examination bed. Yang Zongbao put on gloves and checked. Throw the gloves in the trash can. He sat down at the table and started writing medical orders.
"How is the doctor?" the old woman asked.
"You need stitches, not menstruation."
"No stitches, doctor." The old woman's behavior was unusual.
"Why?" Yang Zongbao was puzzled.
"It has been reported that in our countryside, we have to soak the pig cage during class. Doctor, please prescribe me some medicine and let me go back." The old woman requested.
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After sending the old woman away, Zhou Yicai asked: "Why do you say she works too much?"
"What do you think?" Yang Zongbao replied angrily.
"Why?" Zhou Yi didn't understand.
"It's for the sake of family harmony. According to me, it's great. You should have more rest and do less farm work at such an old age. Women in the city retire at 50." Yang Zongbao packed up his things.
"Can??That's obviously not the case. "Zhou Yi is still protesting.
"You care about others, do as you like. Besides, the medical records only have results, so how can there be any causes?"
Before Yang Zongbao left the hospital, Ma Xiaojian's phone rang again.
"You kid, don't tell me that you haven't come back, and if you ask me to take over, I can't guarantee that I can still get along with you." As soon as Yang Zongbao mentioned the phone, he quickly blocked the other party's mouth.
"Brother, you are my real brother. It's thundering and lightning, and the train stopped in the middle. Can you help me?" Ma Xiaojian begged: "There is a buddy this afternoon who is a little troublesome. Please get an operating room by the way. I'm an anesthetist, please help me."
"You kid, are you getting louder and louder? You've got fat, and now you need the operating room?" This Ma Xiaojian really didn't want to be polite to himself. He asked for the operating room as soon as he opened his mouth. Can you decide this matter yourself? Really unreliable.
"Oh, I made a mistake. Brother, you moved an operating room and I paid for the surgery. You just wanted to do it when no one was around because it was a bit embarrassing." Ma Xiaojian knew that Yang Zongbao had misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained.
"Oh?" Yang Zongbao didn't believe it.
"Brother, let's do it tonight, no girls, that guy is shy. I've already sent him a big message to find you, you can wait a little longer."
Ma Xiaojian hung up the phone after finishing speaking, before Yang Zongbao could answer.
"Yes, come back and skin him. You dare to bully my master." Zhou Yihao was so angry that he heard the domineering words leaked from the phone just now.
"Is Dr. Yang here?" Suddenly the door opened and a 2-meter-tall man came in.
"I am. Are you?" Yang Zongbao didn't think this was the brother Ma Xiaojian was talking about.
¡°I was introduced by Ma Xiaojian.¡± The 2-meter-old man said shyly.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Yi said first, because the person who came didn't look sick.
The 2-meter tall man showed no mercy and immediately began to take off his clothes.
"What are you going to do? We are pure, good-natured men and women, don't even think about it." Zhou Yi changed his gestures in front of him, trying to stop him. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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