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- Update time: 2012-06-19
??Can¡¯t tell, Yu Tienan is not a fuel saver either.
It was too hot in the afternoon, and the four elders didn¡¯t have classes. So they all crowded in the living room with the air conditioner blowing on, each doing their own thing.
"How about going swimming?" Ma Xiaojian was indeed bored.
¡°I¡¯m not interested in being exposed to the sun like this.¡± Yu Tienan turned over a page of pathological pictures without raising his head.
"You pervert." Zhang Lanfeng fiddled with his PS2.
"Brother Yang, where are you?" Ma Xiaojian had no choice but to turn to Yang Zongbao for help.
Yang Zongbao replied calmly: "I can't swim."
"No way." This was what Zhang Lanfeng said. It was incredible that there were men in this world who couldn't swim.
"Yes, yes, how about we go, learning to swim is very important." Ma Xiaojian immediately put forward his point of view again.
"Okay, let's go together." I don't know what kind of mentality Yu Tienan was in, but he actually agreed.
Yang Zongbao was dragged out by a group of unscrupulous people.
Rather than going to the school swimming pool, they said they lacked a sense of reality and took Yang Zongbao to the water park.
Ma Xiaojian still has experience. Even at three o'clock in the afternoon, there are still many people having fun in the water park.
"How's it going? Does it look good?" Ma Xiaojian looked at the various bikinis with intoxication.
"Ma Xiaojian." Yang Zongbao called out.
"ah?"
¡°It¡¯s really appropriate for you to go to the breast department.¡±
"This is not what Yang Zongbao said. It looks like that girl is really obscene. She is so interested in women's bodies. It's really good to have her breasts removed."
"Brother, you can't be like this, what are we? Brother, look at my body, I'm made for orthopedics. I didn't expect" Ma Xiaojian looked at Zhang Lanfeng, who was touching sunscreen next to him, with a look of sadness and anger.
"Okay, you go and play, look at how anxious you are." Yang Zongbao graciously let Ma Xiaojian go to prevent him from jumping up and down.
"But, aren't I here to teach you how to swim?" Ma Xiaojian hesitated.
"Farewell, mother-in-law, let's go."
"Then I'll go." Ma Xiaojian hesitated, but he had already moved his feet towards the swimming pool.
This water park is well-equipped and relatively expensive.
Yang Zongbao, Zhang Lanfeng and Yu Tienan found three chairs and lay down in the sun. Yu Tienan still studied the case atlas, while Zhang Lanfeng finished dividing the sunscreen on the front and was working on the back. Yang Zongbao still wore a T-shirt because of the scars on his body. The two people next to me were busy, so I was the only one with nothing to do. When I felt bored, I started walking around.
Walking along the edge of the swimming pool, Yang Zongbao discovered that the ratio of men to women was unbalanced. More women than men. Often a man is surrounded by several women. But in such a world where the ratio of men to women is unbalanced, there is still no woman to take care of him.
It seems that I am really not popular with women.
"ah¡¡"
Suddenly Yang Zongbao saw a woman's figure standing unsteadily by the swimming pool, making big circles with her hands, and about to topple over. Yang Zongbao was quick at the moment. Because the other person was wearing a bikini, he had no place to start, so he had to grab the bikini string on the other person's back.
As a result, tragedy happened. The woman screamed and fell into the swimming pool holding her breasts, causing a lot of water splashes, and a small piece of colorful fabric was left on Yang Zongbao's hand.
No wonder, it turned out to be a front-open button, so I could catch it all at once. The quality of clothes nowadays is not up to par. Yang Zongbao ignored the water ghost with his arms crossed in the water who glared at him, as well as the people who gradually gathered around him due to the commotion.
"I'm sorry." Yang Zongbao squatted by the swimming pool and tried his best to pass the cloth on his hand to the water ghost in the water.
But the other party didn¡¯t answer. He just glared at Yang Zongbao through his hair. He looked like Sadako.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to save you, but I didn't expect that this dress was not strong" When Yang Zongbao noticed that the buttons in front of the bikini cover were completely broken: "I'm sorry, I didn't notice." After saying that, he took it off. He took off his clothes and threw them to the water ghost. Just walked away.
The girl in the water took the clothes and quickly put them on. She couldn't stay here any longer. She hurriedly climbed out of the water, pulled her hair aside, and revealed her delicate face. This is a face that can make all men look at him. Unexpectedly, he was buried in the water just now. Once he came ashore, his slender straight thighs were exposed. The calf was particularly long in proportion and the legs were very close together.
Although the upper body was covered by clothes, it was those legs that blinded the eyes of a bunch of calves.?
"Come back?" Yu Tienan asked when he saw Yang Zongbao come back and found that his shirt was gone.
"Hmm." Yang Zongbao walked around, felt tired and didn't explain much, so he lay down and said, "You are not popular either, you didn't see a hair on the woman."
"Anyway, that guy has been accosted by many women. It's unfair. I'm so good and no one comes to accost me. Those women are really blind." When Zhang Lanfeng heard what Yang Zongbao said, he immediately jumped up and emphasized. .
Yang Zongbao looked at Zhang Lanfeng's white skin, which was fairer than a woman's. He couldn't help but use his hands to block the light. It was too dazzling.
"You" When Zhang Lanfeng saw Yang Zongbao's behavior, he became even more convinced that he despised himself, stood up and left with a stamp of his feet.
¡°It¡¯s better to ignore him and let him recognize the facts.¡± Yu Tienan pushed up his glasses.
Yang Zongbao was speechless. In fact, he couldn't figure out why this man wearing glasses was so attractive. If Zhang Lanfeng, the transvestite, is not popular with women, then Yu Tienan, the man wearing glasses by the swimming pool, is not much better.
"Can't you understand?" Yu Tienan noticed Yang Zongbao's suspicious eyes, pointed at his glasses and said, "Do you know this?"
After Yang Zongbao shook his head in denial, Yu Tienan proudly said: "Chpoard (Chopard), designer Louis-Jouris Chopard."
"Famous brand?" Yang Zongbao asked uncertainly.
"Nonsense. Today's women have never seen any brand, and their clothes are all in vain. Glasses are low-key luxury and a must-have equipment for picking up girls."
"I thought you were stoic." Yang Zongbao was confused. Even if the glasses were low-key luxury as Yu Tienan said, wearing them by the pool would be too
¡°You¡¯re stupid, I¡¯m a man too.¡± Yu Tienan¡¯s eyes flashed behind his glasses. It almost blinded Yang Zongbao.
"Something interesting happened at the swimming pool just now." Ma Xiaojian ran over excitedly and said.
"What's the matter?" Yu Tienan asked.
"There was a gangster who molested a woman and took off her bra. The gangster took off his clothes and was about to hit him hard. But thanks to the girl's cleverness, he jumped into the water and escaped. The gangster had no choice but to gone."
Yang Zongbao¡¯s expression really couldn¡¯t be calm anymore. The Chinese people¡¯s imagination is too powerful.
"By the way, Lao Yang, where is your shirt?" Ma Xiaojian immediately noticed that Yang Zongbao had no shirt, and then seemed to suddenly wake up. He kept covering his mouth with his hands and pointing at Yang Zongbao's naked upper body. He kept changing: "That scoundrel is you." Then he beat his chest and feet sadly and said: "I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that you are a person with a beastly heart, you can do such shameless things, aren't you just a woman? By then Brother, let me find some for you. Why do you do such illegal things?"
"You, gangster."
It turned out that there was a woman standing behind Ma Xiaojian. When she heard what Ma Xiaojian said, she cursed Yang Zongbao as a gangster, threw a piece of clothing to Yang Zongbao and ran away.
Yang Zongbao took it and put it on. I'm really not used to not wearing any clothes, and the sun makes me uncomfortable. Yang Zongbao didn't know if he was imagining it, but the clothes seemed to have a faint fragrance, an indescribable smell.
"Damn it, Lao Yang, it's top quality." Ma Xiaojian came back to his senses: "Such a top quality item is worth selling."
"I'm sick." Yang Zongbao knocked off Ma Xiaojian's hand and closed his eyes to rest.
But suddenly his body was picked up, and when he reacted, he had already been thrown into the swimming pool. Although water was poured into his mouth, ears and nose, Yang Zongbao quickly adjusted his body and quietly submerged in the water and waited. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Ma Xiaojian to jump down and seize the opportunity. The moment Ma Xiaojian entered the water, he perfectly took off his briefs and threw them onto the edge of the swimming pool. He quickly climbed onto the shore. .
"Yang Zongbao, you liar, didn't you say you can't swim?" Ma Xiaojian roared in the water.
"No, I can just float on the water." Yang Zongbao said shamelessly, dangled his little floral pants on his fingers, whistled in his mouth, and walked away, thinking in his mind, fight with me, hum. .
Yu Tienan also stood up and walked with Yang Zongbao, leaving only Ma Xiaojian calling heartbreakingly and affectionately from behind: "Then give me my pants"
"You are so cruel." When he returned to the dormitory, Yu Tienan spoke. Although he literally meant disapproval, his tone was completely different. Thinking of Yu Tienan's naked buttocks, Yu Tienan couldn't help laughing.
"It's just so so, not as ruthless as you."
Everybody knows who the other person is.It goes without saying what kind of person he is.
"Would you like to go to my grandpa's house this weekend?" Yu Tienan invited.
¡°No, I have to go to work, and I¡¯m only free from Monday to Friday.¡± Yang Zongbao told the truth.
"Okay, how about tomorrow night."
"become."
After the two agreed, Yang Zongbao went to the balcony to read. It was getting late outside, so he could read a book. Yang Zongbao stretched his legs comfortably and continued to read "Acupuncture".
"Do you want to bring food?" Yu Tienan asked lying at the door.
"No, let's have some coffee." Yang Zongbao said.
After the door closed, Yang Zongbao began to calm down and take a look. In fact, Yang Zongbao has read this book several times, but he still doesn't understand what it says. So far, I can only roughly understand the seven meridians and eight meridians, acupoints on the human body, and some basic techniques, but I think it's all nonsense. . It¡¯s really strange why something so close to superstition can still be studied in universities. I do not deny the necessity of the existence of traditional Chinese medicine, but it does not mean that I agree with the nonsense in this book. Now I am looking forward to meeting Grandpa Yu Tienan tomorrow. I just don't know the level of his grandfather, but if he can introduce it to me, he should be pretty good, otherwise he won't be able to use it.
At this time, Yang Zongbao didn¡¯t know that Yu Tienan¡¯s grandfather was actually very powerful and famous. More than half of the hospitals in the city used his grandfather¡¯s prescriptions when treating gynecological diseases. As long as you are a woman, you will need the medicine prescribed by your grandfather more than once when you give birth to a child, and this medicine has been available for not just a few years but nearly 20 years. You can imagine how much economic value there is in this. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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