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The screen went dark, and when it came back on, Jiang Qi appeared on the sofa in the center of the screen.
This is in the dormitory of [Jupiter Girl]. Outside the camera, Weng Yao acted as the director and asked Jiang Qi what she was doing. Jiang Qi raised the book and said that she was preparing for "B&B House". "It's useless to become a Dali Tong. If you are not a tour guide, you should read books about B&Bs." After Weng Yao said this, Jiang Qi immediately asked her what books to read and what preparations to make.
Next, every time Weng Yao answered an answer, a scene of Jiang Qi fighting for it appeared on the screen.
[You can learn how to change quilt covers] As soon as Weng Yao finished speaking, the camera cut away. There was a pile of quilts in front of Jiang Qi, with a serious look on her face. A teammate next to her held a stopwatch and ordered, "Start". Jiang Qi suddenly pounced on her. In front of the quilt, he took off the quilt covers one by one with quick hands.
¡¾Make coffee and tea¡¿
The sky was just getting dark, Jiang Qi brewed a cup of coffee according to the online tutorial, brought it back to the room, and woke up Weng Yao next door: "Yao Yao, it's time for coffee." Her tone was very Pan Jinlian, and Weng Yao was so frightened that he suddenly lost all sleepiness, and said I am used to getting up early and drinking tea.
¡¾Pastry and snacks¡¿
The camera presents the picture from a first-person perspective, and Jiang Qi wants to show the process of making egg tarts.
"Egg tart shells!" Jiang Qi shouted, grabbing a few egg tart shells with her hands, and threw them on the chopping board like a goddess scattering flowers.
¡°Whole-fat pure milk!¡± shouted again, and a box of pure milk with a coded trademark was put down with a thud.
"Light cream!" Fingers that were always covered in cream appeared.
"Sugar!" A handful of sugar was thrown out.
"Egg yolk!" An egg was thrown into the bowl, and the yolk slowly flowed out from the broken cracks.
"Cornstarch!" A pile of starch was scraped back and forth on the chopping board by a bank card and divided into strips.
"Oven!" Jiang Qi shouted, and the audience thought that an oven would be thrown on the table. Actually no. Jiang Qi picked up the camera and pointed it at the huge oven on the kitchen shelf. She was silent for two seconds "Oven!" An oven instruction manual was thrown on the table.
? One shot after another, the editing is quite sharp. Then comes the preparation part, beating the eggs, pouring the milk, stuffing it into the oven, letting the oven run smoothly, finishing baking, and tasting it. Eight teammates appeared, each with an egg tart in front of them. Everyone was mumbling "I'll clean up later", while picking up the egg tarts to eat, taking a big or small bite, and looked at each other. Just as the facial features were about to squeeze together, the screen instantly went black. , cheerful background music played, and the video nonchalantly skipped to the next stage of preparation for the necessary skills for a B&B waiter.
[Unclogging pipes] Jiang Qi was wearing blue overalls, just like a car maintenance worker. She had a wrench and a screwdriver in her pockets. She lay on a skateboard with rollers and slid under each sink with a flashlight.
"How do you make him look like a car mechanic?" Wu Keli asked.
"Don't ask," Zhang Zishang replied with a smile and asked Wu Keli to watch TV, "You will know right away."
The next second, Weng Yao¡¯s narration:
¡¾car repair¡¡¡¿
Jiang Qi went to a car repair shop to observe, intending to learn skills, but was soon sent out. Jiang Qi ran to the camera held by Weng Yao and said with a sad face, this is too difficult. Weng Yao said that there was no other way, so we could only start with the bicycle. Jiang Qi nodded, took out her mobile phone, and called Zhang Zishang, asking him to ride his bicycle when he was recording the show tomorrow. "I want to practice my skills." Zhang Zishang on the other end of the phone didn't know what he was thinking about. He nodded and said hello repeatedly on the phone.
Huang Hai slapped his thigh when he saw this, suddenly realized, and told Zhang Zishang: "I just said, you can't see your bicycle anymore!"
Zhang Zishang bit a corner of the pillow and was about to cry without tears. The bicycle and the bicycle given to Han Jue as a gift were made by the master and apprentice. When he received the call, he thought Jiang Qi wanted to practice his cycling skills. , who would have thought that she wanted to practice maintenance skills
Lu Baiyang quickly advised Zhang Zishang not to be sad: "Although it is not a pink scene, it will be interesting to release it after it is linked with "B&B"."
After hearing this, Zhang Zishang burst into tears and said, "But she couldn't put it back together after she dismantled it! Later, she sent it to the manufacturer for repair, and the manufacturer said three parts were missing Master-apprentice model, master-apprentice model I originally planned to ride with Master at that time, but in the end"
??Everyone was silent for a long time, and they all comforted Zhang Zishang, saying that they could not ride the master-disciple bicycles together. Maybe it was God's will, and at worst, they would have to retire.Just go to the teacher's door.
As expected, Zhang Zishang stopped crying. As soon as he threw away the pillow, he jumped up and started to hit someone.
On TV, after Jiang Qi devoted nearly two months to self-cultivation as a B&B employee, she was finally going to get a job.
"I'm ready!" Jiang Qizhi said proudly.
At this time, Jiang Qi was still very optimistic. She didn¡¯t know what kind of hell she would face.
The audience didn't know it, but on the plane, when Jiang Qi faced the camera and hilariously expressed her longing for this job, the scene looked like a lake with stones thrown into it, ripples appeared, the tone became hazy, and the tone became distorted. The screen jumped to the future.
In this clip from the future, Jiang Qi and Zhang Yiman are in the same room, and the atmosphere is very solemn. I don¡¯t know what Zhang Yiman asked, but Jiang Qi said with an embarrassed look on her face: "I don't know how"
Zhang Yiman was immediately shocked and said, "You don't know how to do this?"
Jiang Qi was shocked and said with an even more frightened expression: "Does it have to be done? This is Goldba"
"Ms. Jiang," Zhang Yiman said seriously before Jiang Qi finished speaking: "After discussion by the company's management, you are not suitable for our company, which is very regrettable."
Jiang Qi struggled and said, "Does everyone in the company know this question?"
"No," Zhang Yiman shook his head confidently, "The question just now is not testing your ability, it is testing the attitude of the interviewer!"
In the gloomy picture, Jiang Qi¡¯s face is as gray as death.
The screen flickered and a second clip appeared.
"As an excellent waiter at Zhang's B&B, how can I do it without extraordinary physical strength!" After Han Jue said this, he waved his hand and asked Jiang Qi to run eight kilometers.
After Jiang Qi finished running with great difficulty, Han Jue pulled up Jiang Qi who was lying down and said: "As an excellent waiter at Zhang's B&B, how can I do it if I don't know how to do it!" He threw the gloves and planned to teach Jiang Qi. Qidian fighting.
Jiang Qi looked pale and said that it would be better to teach her some useful self-defense techniques, so that the female viewers in front of the TV could also learn something, so that they would not be unable to do anything when encountering criminals.
After hearing this, Han Jue thought it made sense and really planned to teach him something. "Today, Teacher Han risked his life to teach a lesson in an illegal small class, and he talked about what female viewers should do when they encounter illegal members of the opposite sex outside. Due to the physical differences between men and women, even if they are of the same weight, women will basically not be able to face men. What are the chances of winning, even if you hold a knife in your hand, if it is not fatal with one move, it is very likely to end up in a situation of "proactively sending the knife". If women do not go through years of training, it is usually difficult for women to make up for the physical difference in technology. So, what should we do in the face of this situation? There is only one most effective way, and that is - run!"
Jiang Qi¡¯s face instantly turned paler than before.
"Kicking in the balls, poking in the eyes, spraying with anti-wolf spray, the closer the distance, the greater the risk. Regardless of men or women, when encountering adverse situations outside, it is best to run. Practicing running well will not only strengthen your body, but also improve your health at critical moments. Help, so" Han Jue turned to look at Jiang Qi, took the gloves back from Jiang Qi's hand, and said, "Go and run another two kilometers to make up for ten kilometers."
Jiang Qi staggered and fell down.
The third future segment.
Jiang Qi took a break from her busy work and read a book on the swing chair in the yard. The picture was artistic and fresh. However, three seconds later, a huge husky suddenly rushed over and knocked Jiang Qi off the swing chair.
In the fourth future clip, when the company took a group photo, Jiang Qi wanted to stand on the other side of Han Jue. She shyly leaned over and was frightened by the bared teeth of the black cat hanging on Han Jue's shoulder. Her frightened expression The face was left in the photo forever.
The fifth clip, the sixth moment Jiang Qi in it is so miserable that countless viewers who have left the society are reminded of the period when they first joined the company. But to the extent that Jiang Qi was miserable, it was no longer just a realistic style, but a surreal style. After all, it is really unheard of for someone to be bullied by a real cat or a real dog after being bullied by their boss.
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After a few future clips, the picture returns to normal tone.
Jiang Qi told the camera at an altitude of 10,000 meters: "I have known Teacher Han and Teacher Zhang for a while. I have met them several times and know that they have very, very good personalities. After I arrive at the B&B, they will be very gentle to me." , but I hope they can be stricter with me, because I plan to get a promotion and a salary increase, haha. Jiang Qi, come on!"
After Jiang Qi encouraged herself with a smile, she turned off the camera.
The audience in front of the TV suddenly felt that Jiang Qi was so pitiful. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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